lol
Kam kwere kwa mana mara amara na adighi eme nkwado ogu ebe ala di nso
u dont prepare for a fight when u are near a field
a maghim ma ntutakwara ilua

onye ugbo gburu nti chiri ya
He whom train killed has deaf ear
If you are warned countless times over the same issue and still persist to do it then face the outcome

Ify kedu o te le? agam n'agba li ibia for the love of Ilu thread

rubiiiiiiiiiiii
missed u lots.ha ahapulara nanim threadia but being an isi okpukpu wey i be,a gaghim ahapu the thread.
@Topic,onye ngbo gburu nna ya na eji osi ite eme okpu.
if ones father is shot on the head,he uses the big iron pot as a helmet.

Ify biko otu sie gi ike na threadia, makana

Nwa eze adighi efu na mba
A king's child is not lost abroad

agbusi gbaa otele,o muru ako
Once bitten twice shy

Otu o sona nwanyi joo njo,ihe uto no ya na ukwu
no matter how ugly a woman might be,shes got a very sweet thing around her waist
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ifyalways:

Otu o sona nwanyi joo njo,ihe uto no ya na ukwu
no matter how ugly a woman might be,shes got a very sweet thing around her waist
rubiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Ify, what could that sweet thing be?

Onye si na ihe na ato uto, okwue ihe ona ato kia
Once you say that something is sweet, you must also tell us what it tastes like

youngies:

Ify, what could that sweet thing be?

A malu a juo siri nne ya okwa ugbogulu na-ami anyu
"He that knows and yet asks" asked his mother whether is the pumpkin tree that bears the pumpkin.

Ermmm, mana asi na

Onye ajuju anaghi efu uzo
One who asks questions cannot be lost

youngies:

Ermmm, mana asi na

Onye ajuju anaghi efu uzo
One who asks questions cannot be lost

Iju ta isi nkita iji aba ya eme gini?

ukwa rue oge ya oda
When the time of anything is ripe it will manifest

Ify ututu oma

rubi:

Iju ta isi nkita iji aba ya eme gini?

Ngwa nu youngies, zaa ajuju a 

Nwanne, ajuju a gbagojuru m anya oo Mana,

Onye na achupu nkita na nsi, oji nsi eme gini?
Why chase the dog away from shit, will you eat it?

rofl
Youngies,onye ajuju,happy Vals day
Rubi Ka ihunanya na nghota di na etiti gi na di gi na abanwanye.all da best dear.
Echelon,happy vals day
@Topic
Onye tupuru nkita utara na ezi ga e lefere anya,hapuru nkita na utara ogu
a maghim nghota ilua m turu,maybe i did not get it right.corrections anyone

Nobody to correct me
alright ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
@Topic,nwata taa oji nna ya,o kwuo ugwo nna ya ji
if a child eats the fathers kolanut,he wud pay his fathers debt

ifyalways:

@Topic
Onye tupuru nkita utara na ezi ga e lefere anya,hapuru nkita na utara ogu
a maghim nghota ilua m turu,maybe i did not get it right.corrections anyone

It's talking about giving people an air of independence.

I'll concoct the following to show the meaning…

I choro I luru m nwanyi tubakwara m ya ime?
Do you want to marry for me and impregnate my wife too?

ifyalways:

Echelon,happy vals day

Thanks. Hope you had a great day.

Dalu Mazi Echelon.
Ibe amaghi,ikwu ezi ya.
what u dont know,your kinsman wud teach u
Oko koo mmadu o gakwuru mmadu ibe ya o nyere ya aka.
Echelon,dalu.

ifyalways:


Rubi Ka ihunanya na nghota di na etiti gi na di gi na abanwanye.all da best dear.

Iseeeeee ekpere gi a di omimi.

Onye ube ruru ya ra ra ma

Mgbe ndi isi abuo n'eri nri chineke amara la onye gworo ofe
When two blind men are eating God knows who is a cheat

Ify, echelon youngies ka chi foooooooooooo

1-- o na-abu a si nwata wuba ahu, o saba afo ya===== tell a child to wash his body, he washes his stomach(immaturity)
2-- Agwo emeghi nke o jiri buru agwo, umuaka achiri ya hue nku===== if a snake fails to show its venom, little kids will use it in tying firewood(sometimes u need to defend ur capability)
3-- otu si ; na-obughi ihe amu n'eme bu nke na afu ya ufu, kama o bu ula nke akpa amu n'ama ya======(sorry, u don't wanna hear this !!!!)
4-- A na-atu nwanyi ike ukwu egwu? o bu ya ga edina onwe ya? o bu mmadu ga edina ya!!======= a big arsed woman needs not be feared, cos she wont make love to herself=====(fear no man we all might need each other)
5-- Ekpere niile bere n'Amen==== all prayers end in 'AMEN'(true religion is righteousness)
6-- E tie dike n'ala, a nu uzu ya===== knock a valiant man on the ground and the shout will be tremendous(the down fall of a famous man attracts public attention)

Sarah nno so

Rubi
Onye nwanyi gba gi ume

Ihe di mma na anya gbara ndu
It seems the eye is in covenant with everything pleasant

sarah Tbag:

3-- otu si ; na-obughi ihe amu n'eme bu nke na afu ya ufu, kama o bu ula nke akpa amu n'ama ya (sorry, u don't wanna hear this !!!!)

Is the translation that in bold 

@echelon,

no bro, that ain't the translation !!!
that paticular proverb really doesn't have a literal explanation. just a humorous proverb used in cajoling ppl to laugh!!
still need more proverb and translation? i can still add a few more.

sarah Tbag:

@echelon,

no bro, that ain't the translation !!!
that paticular proverb really doesn't have a literal explanation. just a humorous proverb used in cajoling ppl to laugh!!
still need more proverb and translation? i can still add a few more.

The boldened above refers. Are you really sure
Surely if it's Igbo, it has an English literal translation.

Sarah surely you 've got to translate that proverb for us

Odighi ihe anya huru gba mmee
There is nothing that will make the eyes bleed just because it sighted something

echelon:

The boldened above refers. Are you really sure
Surely if it's Igbo, it has an English literal translation.

, '' the constant slap by mr testicle is the only unbearable action in sexual activity '' so says mrs pussy !!!

Ndi Igbo si na

Nwata rie ihe o na-amuru anya, ura a bia ya n'anya
When a child eats the thing he's been keeping awake for, he becomes sleepy 

Ebe a dizi ka ebe agbala oso agha.

Ify, echelon, rubi, mortiple na ndi ozo,

Obu na nwa mgbeke amaghi akpu isi, ka obu na aguba adighi nko?

O di ka aguba agbajisiela

Echelon, bikokwa ka anyi sharpen the aguba

Diochi anaghi ekwusi ihe o huru n'elu nkwu
The palmwine tapper does not reveal all he saw on the palm tree

Mmiri maa ogazi n'elu, maa ya n'ala, ezi akika ya ga-adiriri
No matter how the rain beats the geese, its patterns remain indelible

Mmiri bu ndu azu
The life of a fish is water

Afo ekwughi ukwu zuo ike
The stomach won't allow the legs to rest

Akwu chara taa, foo taa abughi uru


I need help for the last one.

echelon:


Akwu chara taa, foo taa abughi uru


I need help for the last one.

It does not profit anybody if the palm nuts gets both riped and fermented the same day


Hope I came close to the translation