E menyere Nwogwugwu, e menyere Nwanosike, e menyerekwa daa Nnediya no n'ulo.
Treat everyone equally.

ChinenyeN ole ebe i gara kemgbe?

Biko onye ma ma Ify amuola nwa?

youngies:

ChinenyeN ole ebe i gara kemgbe?

I no m ya. Ihe merenu bu na m-amaghi ilulu atu nke oma. Ya emee, anaghi m e-post-u otutu ihe ebe a. Ana m abia maka igu ihe e deela ede.

Ana eji nwayö-nwayö ara ofe ndi öku.
The best way to eat hot (or peppery) soup is little by little.

Oke anaghi eri ihe onye mu anya   
(A rat doesnt eat belongings of a person who is awake)
meaning if you indicate your presence your share/property/land will not be tampered with.

Anaghi agwa onye ishi na ahia alaa la
(you dont need to tell a blind man that the market has closed because he has ears)

Onye akwo na azu amaghi na ije di anya
(A person given a journey lift on your back doesnt know that the journey is far)
applicable to free-loaders not knowing how hard life is.

Ikwo aka etiiri okuko aki
(no need washing your hands before cracking kernels for chicken)
Usually when the fruits of your labour goes to someone else

Nwata kwo aka o soro ndi eze rie nri
(if a child washed his hands he will dine with kings)
Great elevations as a result of behaviour ,hardwork and other positives

E menyere Nwogwugwu, e menyere Nwanosike, e menyerekwa daa Nnediya no n'ulo.
Treat everyone equally.

Does this include the so called 'Osu' as well?

AfroCynic:


Does this include the so called 'Osu' as well?

Why are u always using the word!! are u one?

If u are one i cure Osu Syndrome and am very close to you so contact me asap.

presido1:

Why are u always using the word!! are u one?

If u are one i cure Osu Syndrome and am very close to you so contact me asap.

One what? I am human being as is all of Ndigbo, no one is more or less than, your apathy is enabling the perpetuation of this abhorent act.

Same thing I said in the "Showcasing Igbo Culture" thread applies here, indefinitely. It seems as though you're on a self-appointed mission, and that's okay. But if you are, then please keep your objective confined to the proper thread. Do not bring Osu matters in here, or any place else. Thank you.

ChinenyeN:

Same thing I said in the "Showcasing Igbo Culture" thread applies here, indefinitely. It seems as though you're on a self-appointed mission, and that's okay. But if you are, then please keep your objective confined to the proper thread. Do not bring Osu matters in here, or any place else. Thank you.

Most human victories are won by people on self appointed mission, thank you. Keep up your pretending. I am off to do more research on how to bring more attention this shameful matter.

AfroCynic:


Most human victories are won by people on self appointed mission, thank you. Keep up your pretending. I am off to do more research on how to bring more attention this shameful matter.

I have no problem with your self-appointed mission. I even stated it was okay.

@Topic,e meghe onu,e meghe onu.
when the door is opened( for the day) the mouth is in the same manner opened.(food)
@Youngies na echelon,o gini na eme nga?

ifyalways:

@Youngies na echelon,o gini na eme nga?

Kedu ebe I gara kemgbe

maternity na fraternity leave

@Topic,egwu adighi atu afo,o buru uzo.
the stomach is not scared of anything,reason its in the warfront

ifyalways:

maternity na fraternity leave

@Topic,egwu adighi atu afo,o buru uzo.
the stomach is not scared of anything,reason its in the warfront

Anyi miss-ri gi na threadia too much, nno

Ihe na agu nwanyi di ime na agukwa onye tuwara ya
Whatever a pregnant woman is craving for is also the cravings of the man that impregnated her.

ifyalways:

maternity na fraternity leave

Ify congrats o. O dighi ofele. Ekene dili chukwu maka aka O nyere gi n'omumu nwa. Dere juu.

Ify ole kwanu aha i guru nwa aa?

umuigbo siri na ukwu jie agu, Mgbada abia ya ugwo.

Umu igbo oji ngaji eri cheta nwanne ya

Mere nke a mere nke a ekweghi ngwere gba aji
Do this and do that did not allow lizard to have hairs

Ify ekele diri chineke. akwukwo nso si soro ndi na anuri nuria, Ify, eche na youngies chineke gba unu ume n'threadia

Okirikiri ka ana agba ukwu ose ma anaghi ari ya elu. . .

Nwata bulie nna ya elu, uyorokoto ayochie ya anya. . .  the literal translation of this proverb is hilarious 

Mmadu agaghi ano be ya nopia mkpuru amu. . .

Anyi ama ano mmadu mmadu ne-eshi mmoo mmoo

grafikdon:

Okirikiri ka ana agba ukwu ose ma anaghi ari ya elu. . .

Nwata bulie nna ya elu, uyorokoto ayochie ya anya. . . the literal translation of this proverb is hilarious

Mmadu agaghi ano be ya nopia mkpuru amu. . .

grafikdon unu ga egbu mmadu oo

rubi  anya gi.happy easter in advance.
Grafikdon. . . .u are something else.lekwam ikpom shoe 
@Topic,aka na ukwu si na o bughi onodu ita ahuhu mgbe dum ha no na ya na ewute ha mana ihe na agbawa ha obi bu na ahuhu nile na mbo ha na agba na elu uwa bu maka afo na onu. 
hands and legs are not worried abt their location and condition of constant suffering and hussling but what really gets at them is that all their hussling and stress is to get the mouth and stomach fed and satisfied.
Echelon na Youngies,a nam ekele.
Youngies,aha umu aka m bu Chito na Tochi.ejima nwoke abuo.
agaba. . . i na abiakwa na threadia 

@Topic (apologies if some have been posted before. Can't be bothered to first go through 64 pages!)
Ukwa ruo oge ya, o daa.
Okuko siri na ya nyuo ahuru ikuku e buru isi ya, o maghi na ikuku anaghi eku naani otu uzo.
Atuo ilu nkirinka nkata, onye tara ahu amara.
Onye na-ezo isi ya n'elu nkwu amaghi na onye no n'ala na-ahu otule ya.
Unu anwule, unu anwule - unu nwukene ka-amara ihe ga-eme!
Onye na-agba oso ka o buru uzo kpughee nkata, o makwa ihe di n'ime nkata?
Agbaa mbu, o tu n'ogwe, agbaa abuo, o tu n'ogwe - o bu so ogwe ka-apiiri aku?
Nwa ngwui puo eze o tagbuo onye nwe ya.
Onye putara ura ututu nwa okuko achuwa ya oso, ya gbawa oso maka o maghi ma nwa okuko epuru eze n'abali.
Nwata palie nna ya elu, mkpuru ihe ayochie ya anya!

Be ta suya be ta suya n' ahu nnama
Give me money give money na from the same a/c

Onye n'ata akara n'ata ego ya

Ndi Igbo si n'obu nga-nga ka okenye ji agbara efi oso

Asi onye ori jide okuku,osi n'egwu atugbuo ya ma mgbe inefuru anya o nwuru nwa okuku tinye n'akpa

Ekelee m ụnụ. Here's another one. . .

A kọruora oke ngwere, ya akụruo isi
Literal Translation: Explain to the male lizard, and it nods it's head.

Nga nwa m siri l'oha ya hiri.

ekele oooooooo.
@Topic,e zuko ka aha eri udele,a totue ngiga

Topic

Egbe agbara igwe bu nsi egbe ka nara n'iyi
Shooting the sky is a waste of gun powder

*sneezes and restarts computer*
am half caste!