Don’t bore him with all your family or personal issues (my house caught fire, my AC is not working, my rent is du)

3. Don’t ask him for money

XhosaNostra:
#1 I disagree with. Safety 1st. There're many sick people & killers out there, so you much have someone to watch your back in case you go to the bathroom- he wouldn't be able to spike your drink with someone else there. I always bring "extra muscle" on the 1st date because of that. I also never meet them in private until I can feel at ease around them. So on the 1st few dates it's the cinema, restaurants etc. Once I'm sure & believe that you're not a psycho killer, then we can have some real time alone.

1. Don’t take your friends along with you when he invites you on a date..

6. Don’t wear see through or exposing outfits on your first outings

12. Don’t lie you’re a virgin and don’t lie about your age (Some ladies say they’re 22 when they’re 29

17. Don’t form British or American accent or any form of accent you can’t keep up with

18. Don’t think you’re an automatic girlfriend after the first Sexual Encounter

Fadiga24:


The problem is that if the date is at a restaurant the guy has to pay extra bills which is uncomfortable

QueenSuccubus:



Hahhaahahahaha ...This thread is sooo funny...


Who does that? Oh hell naaah! Why I will bring a chaperone? How can I eat him like it's my LAST SUPPER when another bitch wanna grab his attention...


Well, babe...You know Singapore is very hot like it's a SUMMER all day & night..Don't expect me to wear all covered up type of clothes & sweating while talking to u..


But some men have a fetish with the "virgin"... They like that feeling that they are the first to stretch out that NUNU like a rubber band with their monstrous pipe
Besides Babe im only 20 with 18 yrs of SEXPERIENCE


Hahahahaha..I know someone exactly like this..He was forming a brit-ish accent but once he get mad..Nawa! His local Nigerian accent juz exploding everywhere Me no undastand him oo


Chaaaaii! This is worse ooo
Babe, not bcoz I chewed ur pipe & lick ur sexy azz, doesn't mean im into you..Every time i fvck, I'll make sure I leave my signature juz exactly on yo tip

highqueen:
relationship is a waste of time biko..stay single and develop your first..then look for whoever that fits you and get married if you wish..

highqueen:
relationship is a waste of time biko..stay single and develop your first..then look for whoever that fits you and get married if you wish..

ubunja:
all marriages begin with a relationship lol

DrinkLimca:
hmm i love making friends with single ladies that sees relationship as a waste of time..

DrinkLimca:
some marriages began with i am pregnant..

ubunja:
all marriages begin with a relationship lol

highqueen:

yes,when you are ready to marry...not when you are still struggling to survive.

highqueen:
heheh..samurai
na sexkyy..

ubunja:
was OP advising struggling couples?

DrinkLimca:
My pretty warrior princess aka zena of nairaland...

I felt it was you when i saw the moniker..

I'm happy we are both single..

ubunja:

so the pregnancy came from a 1nite stand or a rape?

highqueen:

no,I'm doing that.

DrinkLimca:
It came from three to 10 night stand..

highqueen:

hahaha,,
samurai how you deh.

DrinkLimca:
I dey fine.. trying to adjust for where you left me..

ubunja:
so dont say "Relationship is a waste of time".

ubunja:
thats a relationship right there.

highqueen:

relationship when you ain't ready for marriage is a waste of time ubunja

highqueen:


you guys on break now??

DrinkLimca:
No,,
just trying to steal some time and find trouble for nairaland before i run when they come for my head..