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How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by emmayayodeji(m): 4:34pm On Mar 09, 2018
A Lot of pastors preach that Masturbation is an evil spirit and It ought to be cast out


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWANzmHD3Bw

Here is a video of a monkey possessed by this evil demon, In fact The monkey achieved orgasm at a point
This demon has to be cast out!
This is a sign of the end time, See the strange things happening!

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Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by emmayayodeji(m): 4:34pm On Mar 09, 2018
I know the smart ones will have already detected the sarcasm in my post lol..

Now this is for the gullible ones Masturbation is natural!! It happens across almost all species, Same with Homosexuality

Peace!!

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Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by CuteMadridista: 4:35pm On Mar 09, 2018
Lmao!

In the Hole-ly BuyBull, Jesus casted demons into pigs. for people who believe that nonsense its not beyond the realm of possibility that the spirit of masturbation in Felixomor was sent into this monkey

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Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by emmayayodeji(m): 4:39pm On Mar 09, 2018
CuteMadridista:
Lmao!

In the Hole-ly BuyBull, Jesus casted demons into pigs. for people who believe that nonsense its not beyond the realm of possibility that the spirit of masturbation in Felixomor was sent into a monkey
That will be very Logical To them.. Lmao grin
Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by CuteMadridista: 4:44pm On Mar 09, 2018
emmayayodeji:

That will be very Logical To them.. Lmao grin
Of course its perfectly logical to them after all they believe in talking snakes, talking donkeys, IQ raising fruits, dead people waking up and walking around Jerusalem, creator of the universe coming down to be killed by 3 nails, evil sport entering pigs
Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by emmayayodeji(m): 4:46pm On Mar 09, 2018
CuteMadridista:

Of course its perfectly logical to them after all they believe in talking snakes, talking donkeys, IQ raising fruits, dead people waking up and walking around Jerusalem, creator of the universe coming down to be killed by 3 nails, evil sport entering pigs


3 nails. Lmao grin
No kill me with laugh abeg
Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by DeSepiero(m): 4:48pm On Mar 09, 2018
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Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by shadeyinka(m): 4:50pm On Mar 09, 2018
emmayayodeji:
I know the smart ones will have already detected the sarcasm in my post lol..

Now this is for the gullible ones Masturbation is natural!! It happens across almost all species, Same with Homosexuality

Peace!!
Let it be known that some animals like Lions, Pigs and Dogs sometimes practice cannibalism (they kill their children and eat them)

Therefore it is natural. Let the animal followers take cue!

Note:
So a human should reduce his IQ down to animal level to feel normal

I forgot to add Dogs and Goats do it shamelessly on the street. Very natural as you have said.

If you see a couple doing it naked on the public street won't you conclude that they need deliverance? SMH

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Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by CuteMadridista: 4:54pm On Mar 09, 2018
shadeyinka:

Let it be known that some animals like Lions, Pigs and Dogs sometimes practice cannibalism (they kill their children and eat them)

Therefore it is natural. Let the animal followers take cue!

Note:
So a human should reduce his IQ down to animal level to feel normal

I forgot to add Dogs and Goats do it shamelessly on the street. Very natural as you have said.

If you see a couple doing it naked on the public street won't you conclude that they need deliverance? SMH

How do we deliver these animals from the evil spirit of cannibalism and public masturbation?
Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by DeSepiero(m): 4:59pm On Mar 09, 2018
shadeyinka:


If you see a couple doing it naked on the public street won't you conclude that they need deliverance? SMH

I'd conclude they need mental/psychiatric evaluation NOT deliverance.

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Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by felixomor: 5:00pm On Mar 09, 2018
emmayayodeji:
I know the smart ones will have already detected the sarcasm in my post lol..

Now this is for the gullible ones Masturbation is natural!! It happens across almost all species, Same with Homosexuality

Peace!!
Lies.
Masturbation doesn't "happen"
You "do it".
Its a conscious decision.
Besides are u justifying human behavior with animals?

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Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by felixomor: 5:02pm On Mar 09, 2018
CuteMadridista:
Lmao!

In the Hole-ly BuyBull, Jesus casted demons into pigs. for people who believe that nonsense its not beyond the realm of possibility that the spirit of masturbation in Felixomor was sent into this monkey

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Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by Nutase: 5:03pm On Mar 09, 2018
shadeyinka:

Let it be known that some animals like Lions, Pigs and Dogs sometimes practice cannibalism (they kill their children and eat them)

Therefore it is natural. Let the animal followers take cue!

Note:
So a human should reduce his IQ down to animal level to feel normal

I forgot to add Dogs and Goats do it shamelessly on the street. Very natural as you have said.

If you see a couple doing it naked on the public street won't you conclude that they need deliverance? SMH
word

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Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by DeSepiero(m): 5:03pm On Mar 09, 2018
felixomor:

Lies.
Masturbation doesn't "happen"
You "do it".
Its a conscious decision.
Besides are u justifying human behavior with animals?

People do it, animals do it - it's a natural instinct; just like you'd eat when you're hungry.
He isn't justifying anything.

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Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by felixomor: 5:07pm On Mar 09, 2018
DeSepiero:


People do it, animals do it - it's a natural instinct; just like you'd eat when you're hungry.
He isn't justifying anything.
I'm glad u didnt say "all people"

And Sorry he is justifying.
You may read his post again. And the correction I gave him or pretend like u didnt see it as u just did.

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Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by shadeyinka(m): 5:16pm On Mar 09, 2018
DeSepiero:


I'd conclude they need mental/psychiatric evaluation NOT deliverance.
It doesn't matter. Its a proof that they are abnormal. Same for using animals as measuring standards for human being as the OP has recommended.

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Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by shadeyinka(m): 5:17pm On Mar 09, 2018
CuteMadridista:


How do we deliver these animals from the evil spirit of cannibalism and public masturbation?
They are animals aren't they?
Animals cannot commit sin or sacrilege!
Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by Mariangeles: 5:20pm On Mar 09, 2018
shadeyinka:

It doesn't matter. Its a proof that they are abnormal. Same for using animals as measuring standards for human being as the OP has recommended.
Don't ever try to reason with the unreasonable (s)...it's a total waste of time and wisdom
Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by shadeyinka(m): 5:31pm On Mar 09, 2018
Mariangeles:
Don't ever try to reason with the unreasonable (s)...it's a total waste of time and wisdom
I know.
Sometimes, their foolishness provokes me!

Shalom

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Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by emmayayodeji(m): 5:31pm On Mar 09, 2018
felixomor:

Lies.
Masturbation doesn't "happen"
You "do it".
Its a conscious decision.
Besides are u justifying human behavior with animals?

Oya take your stupidity out of my thread.
Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by felixomor: 5:35pm On Mar 09, 2018
emmayayodeji:


Oya take your stupidity out of my thread.
Suit yourself. Enjoy the ignominy.

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Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by emmayayodeji(m): 5:37pm On Mar 09, 2018
felixomor:

Suit yourself. Enjoy the ignominy.

Thank you

May our paths never cross
Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by winner01(m): 5:39pm On Mar 09, 2018
emmayayodeji:
I know the smart ones will have already detected the sarcasm in my post lol..

Now this is for the gullible ones Masturbation is natural!! It happens across almost all species, Same with Homosexuality

Peace!!

There are people who argue that
Necrophilia is natural



Or that paedophilia is normal sexual orientation
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/10948796/Paedophilia-is-natural-and-normal-for-males.html

Or that bestiality is natural and you should give it a try
http://shoebat.com/2017/06/21/major-american-magazine-declares-bestiality-is-natural-and-you-should-try-it-too/

Its funny I don't see many atheists supporting these sexual orientations. They stick mostly with homosexuality probably because they feel they can help them live among filthy christians smiley

Masturbation has ruined many people's sexual lives and while some argue that it is beneficial and only harmful if overdone, it is addictive and eventually destructive.

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Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by winner01(m): 5:39pm On Mar 09, 2018
shadeyinka:

I know.
Sometimes, their foolishness provokes me!

Shalom
lol

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Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by emmayayodeji(m): 5:52pm On Mar 09, 2018
winner01:


There are people who argue that
Necrophilia is natural



Or that paedophilia is normal sexual orientation
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/10948796/Paedophilia-is-natural-and-normal-for-males.html

Or that bestiality is natural and you should give it a try
http://shoebat.com/2017/06/21/major-american-magazine-declares-bestiality-is-natural-and-you-should-try-it-too/

Its funny I don't see many atheists supporting these sexual orientations. They stick mostly with homosexuality probably because they feel they can help them live among filthy christians smiley

Masturbation has ruined many people's sexual lives and while some argue that it is beneficial and only harmful if overdone, it is addictive and eventually destructive.

Look around you..
How many adult animas do you see chasing younglings for sex??
That's obviously not natural..

Same with bestiality..

People are f*cked up in the head. We know that...

But let's call a spade a spade
Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by winner01(m): 5:59pm On Mar 09, 2018
emmayayodeji:


Look around you..
How many adult animas do you see chasing younglings for sex??
That's obviously not natural..

Same with bestiality..

People are f*cked up in the head. We know that...

But let's call a spade a spade

One of my male turkeys tried to have sex with a much younger one that is not capable of laying an egg. My goats practice paedophilia too and even have sex with their mothers.



Komodo dragons feed on their young ones, I don't think they are f*ked in the head neither do I think feeding on young ones is natural because I saw some animal do it. I am human and I think your thread is outrightly an error.

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Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by emmayayodeji(m): 6:06pm On Mar 09, 2018
winner01:


One of my male turkeys tried to have sex with a much younger one that is not capable of laying an egg. My goats practice paedophilia too and even have sex with their mothers.



Komodo dragons feed on their young ones, I don't think they are f*ked in the head neither do I think feeding on young ones is natural because I saw some animal do it. I am human and I think your thread is outrightly an error.

I never denied the fact that feeding on young ones is not natural for some animals
That's a universally known fact..

Its also a known fact that dogs and goats have sex with their mothers.. That is only when they are sexually developed... Are you getting me?

Now I'm just meant to beilive your male turkey wanted to have sex with his little kid.. Really
Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by winner01(m): 6:10pm On Mar 09, 2018
emmayayodeji:


I never denied the fact that feeding on young ones is not natural for some animals
That's a universally known fact..

Its also a known fact that dogs and goats have sex with their mothers.. That is only when they are sexually developed... Are you getting me?

Now I'm just meant to beilive your male turkey wanted to have sex with his little kid.. Really
Are you saying animals don't have sex with much more younger animals?, even those that can't reproduce yet? Not only turkeys, dogs, goats etc. Go do your research.

Your thread is an error, the fact that a monkey is masturbating does not make it natural. If you feel this is not so, then you must argue in favour of feeding on your young ones because komodo dragons do so naturally.

The same way homosexuality is not less sick than bestiality, paedophilia, necrophilia and others, no matter what you or some government says.

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Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by emmayayodeji(m): 6:18pm On Mar 09, 2018
winner01:
Are you saying animals don't have sex with much more younger animals?, even those that can't reproduce yet? Not only turkeys, dogs, goats etc. Go do your research.

Your thread is an error, the fact that a monkey is masturbating does not make it natural. If you feel this is not so, then you must argue in favour of feeding on your young ones because komodo dragons do so naturally.

What are you saying?...

2 can play these game bruh..
When a new male Lion acquires/gains territorial sovereignty of a pride...

It is an established fact that he kills all the cubs of the lionesses in the pride. This will make the female lions come on heat So he impregnates them. He does this so the next heir of his throne will come from his seed..
Now that's totally natural for lions. And obviously not natural for humans..


Here's my point. Because you're mixing sh!t up in Ur head...

some things are natural for some species.
Some only apply to certain species and if it happens in some species it is considered as an abormination
Dont get it mixed up boy!!!

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Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by winner01(m): 6:25pm On Mar 09, 2018
emmayayodeji:


What are you saying?...

2 can play these game bruh..
When a new male Lion acquires/gains territorial sovereignty of a pride...

It is an established fact that he kills all the cubs of the lionesses in the pride. This will make the female lions come on heat So he impregnates them. He does this so the next heir of his throne will come from his seed..
Now that's totally natural for lions. And obviously not natural for humans..


Here's my point. Because you're mixing sh!t up in Ur head...

some things are natural for some species.
Some only apply to certain species and if it happens in some species it is considered as an abormination
Dont get it mixed up boy!!!
When you go online to copy peoples materials, post the link or reference. Refusal to do so is stealing.

You said "Here's my point" and went ahead to say nothing grin
I guess you've realized that your thread is an error.

The fact that animals engage in some sick activities makes them animals. I am human and not sick.

Feeding on young ones, homosexuality, necrophilia, bestiality, paedophilia and masturbation have all been adequately argued to be sick.
Don't justify something as normal because a monkey is doing it. This is the purpose of your thread and that is a big error.

You wanted to ridicule Christians but ended up ridiculing yourself. Don't call me names too cos I see you're getting worked up. Stay safe. cool

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Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by Martinez19(m): 6:27pm On Mar 09, 2018
emmayayodeji:
I know the smart ones will have already detected the sarcasm in my post lol..

Now this is for the gullible ones Masturbation is natural!! It happens across almost all species, Same with Homosexuality

Peace!!
sarcasm ke, this is serious. The monkey is under demonic oppression and needs prayers. At least 7 days and nights fast. Let me first go for praise and worship.

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Re: How Do I Deliver This Monkey From The Spirit Of Masturbation by emmayayodeji(m): 6:37pm On Mar 09, 2018
winner01:
When you go online to copy peoples materials, post the link or reference. Refusal to do so is stealing.

You said "Here's my point" and went ahead to say nothing grin
I guess you've realized that your thread is an error.

The fact that animals engage in some sick activities makes them animals. I am human and not sick.

Feeding on young ones, homosexuality, necrophilia, bestiality, paedophilia and masturbation have all been adequately argued to be sick.
Don't justify something as normal because a monkey is doing it. This is the purpose of your thread and that is a big error.

You wanted to ridicule Christians but ended up ridiculing yourself. Don't call me names too cos I see you're getting worked up. Stay safe. cool

Lmao
Ridicule Christianity?
B!tech please Christianity is riducled already

p.S I did not copy/steal it from the internet.
I watched it on NatGeo.

Shalom grin

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