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10 Warnings About Women. by daduke2k(m): 11:44pm On May 08, 2010
1.  Spend thrift (recharge card)      2.  Heart breakers   3.  Too pretty (flirts)                       4.  Nymphomaniac  5. Pretence             6.  Possesive                    7.  Greed.                          8.  Jealousy               9.   Liars                      10.  Snob dis are d things guyz shld luk out 4 when dating dem dolls. Board open 2 comments and questions. Yes?
Re: 10 Warnings About Women. by MRMoneyE(m): 11:50pm On May 08, 2010
@ daduke 2k,
Even MR money £ cannot solve their uncountable problems, If you try to do bros you are RIP in waiting
daduke2k:

1. Spend thrift (recharge card) 2. Heart breakers 3. Too pretty (flirts) 4. Nymphomaniac 5. Pretence 6. Possesive 7. Greed. 8. Jealousy 9. Liars 10. Snob
Re: 10 Warnings About Women. by frank317: 11:55pm On May 08, 2010
Unfortunatly, i can neva fall for a girl if she does not hav all these qualitiesg
Re: 10 Warnings About Women. by daduke2k(m): 12:06am On May 09, 2010
What? U on weed?
Re: 10 Warnings About Women. by daduke2k(m): 12:06am On May 09, 2010
What? U on weed?
Re: 10 Warnings About Women. by 190: 12:18am On May 09, 2010
@post true~

and u forgot to add,
They bang anything with 6pack abs
even if it comes in the shapes of Goats,cows and warthogs!
Re: 10 Warnings About Women. by baybbootz(f): 12:25am On May 09, 2010
Unfortunatly, i can neva fall for a girl if she does not hav all these qualitiesg
I love your courage!!!!!!! cool

daduke I thought you liked us, why this. sad cry cry cry cry
Re: 10 Warnings About Women. by MRMoneyE(m): 12:28am On May 09, 2010
Nobody dislike ladies but the truth must be said grin grin grin grin
190:

@post true~

and u forgot to add,
They bang anything with 6pack abs
even if it comes in the shapes of Goats,cows and warthogs!

Re: 10 Warnings About Women. by MRMoneyE(m): 12:31am On May 09, 2010
I love ladies angry angry angry
baybbootz:

I love your courage!!!!!!! cool

daduke I thought you liked us, why this. sad cry cry cry cry
but sometime they are what they are
Re: 10 Warnings About Women. by baybbootz(f): 12:47am On May 09, 2010
GUYS
1. liars
2.chase everything in skirts
,

I could go on, but today am in a nice mood. My feminist side has gone to rest
Re: 10 Warnings About Women. by MRMoneyE(m): 12:50am On May 09, 2010
@ baybbootz,
hhhmmm undecided undecided undecided undecided what an obsevation embarassed embarassed embarassed
baybbootz:

GUYS
1. liars
2.chase everything in skirts
,

I could go on, but today am in a nice mood. My feminist side has gone to rest
Re: 10 Warnings About Women. by Faher(m): 12:58am On May 09, 2010
daduke2k:

1.  Spend thrift (recharge card)      2.  Heart breakers   3.  Too pretty (flirts)                       4.  Nymphomaniac  5. Pretence             6.  Possesive                    7.  Greed.                          8.  Jealousy               9.   Liars                      10.  Snob dis are d things guyz shld luk out 4 when dating dem dolls. Board open 2 comments and questions. Yes?

This is a good reply to an earlier thread. I must say, you were even soft on dem ladies. They could be worse you know.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=444182.msg6024751#msg6024751
Re: 10 Warnings About Women. by Nobody: 12:59am On May 09, 2010
20 warnings about guys

1. Liars
2. Sex maniacs
3. cheats
4.bisexuals
5.idiots
6.clueless sad
7.Women Haters angry
8.vampires
9.cold hearted pigs
10.inconsiderate fools
11.egomanics
12.irrational
13.Lazy
14.devilish
15.ingrates
17no good
18.two timing cry
19.self absorbed
20. cowards.


BUT WE STILL LOVE OUR TOYS WHAT CAN WE SAY? kiss kiss kiss
Re: 10 Warnings About Women. by baybbootz(f): 1:03am On May 09, 2010
Unfortunatly, i can neva fall for a girl if she does not hav all these qualitiesg
Sweet heart you read my mind!!!!!
was just too tired to remind these dudes how much flaws they have as well. Tomorw ill face yall, I need my beauty sleep.
Re: 10 Warnings About Women. by Faher(m): 1:06am On May 09, 2010
goldylock:

20 warnings about guys

1. Liars
2. intimacy maniacs
3. cheats
4.bisexuals
5.idiots
6.clueless sad
7.Women Haters angry
8.vampires
9.cold hearted pigs
10.inconsiderate fools
11.egomanics
12.irrational
13.Lazy
14.devilish
15.ingrates
17no good
18.two timing cry
19.self absorbed
20. cowards.


BUT WE STILL LOVE OUR TOYS WHAT CAN WE SAY? kiss kiss kiss

All those apply to women too (just modify no. 7), Y'all just know how to hide your flaws.

Good luck with the toys, when you're ready to become human again, let us know. grin
Re: 10 Warnings About Women. by MRMoneyE(m): 1:08am On May 09, 2010
you only transfering ladies characterists to the men,  Most ladies were trained to be devlish, wicked, bad to the bone, sohisticated LovePeddler and Hi- Tec manipulator, because most of you
goldylock:

20 warnings about guys

1. Liars
2. intimacy maniacs
3. cheats
4.bisexuals
5.idiots
6.clueless sad
7.Women Haters angry
8.vampires
9.cold hearted pigs
10.inconsiderate fools
11.egomanics
12.irrational
13.Lazy
14.devilish
15.ingrates
17no good
18.two timing cry
19.self absorbed
20. cowards.


BUT WE STILL LOVE OUR TOYS WHAT CAN WE SAY? kiss kiss kiss
ladies were feed by the DEVIL, they drank the DEVIL's bosom,   see pic bellow

Re: 10 Warnings About Women. by Nobody: 1:14am On May 09, 2010
shocked shocked shocked that is a scarey pic i might not be able 2 sleep 2nite. Only devilish mind can come up with that. 2day is sunday u evil minded guys go and sleep.
Re: 10 Warnings About Women. by MRMoneyE(m): 1:18am On May 09, 2010
@ goldylock,
That is the symbol of most ladies, GUYS be warned
goldylock:

shocked shocked shocked that is a scarey pic i might not be able 2 sleep 2nite. Only devilish mind can come up with that. 2day is sunday u evil minded guys go and sleep.
Re: 10 Warnings About Women. by daduke2k(m): 1:19am On May 09, 2010
^^^ ROTFLMAO. Kai bros nawa 4 u o, u no wan make i sleep at all.
baybbootz:


daduke I thought you liked us, why this. sad cry cry cry cry
oh no baby mi dnt be sad, dis z just a reply 2 a more similar thread. I luv ladies k?
Re: 10 Warnings About Women. by wudd: 5:30am On May 09, 2010
daduke2k:

1.  Spend thrift (recharge card)      2.  Heart breakers   3.  Too pretty (flirts)                       4.  Nymphomaniac  5. Pretence             6.  Possesive                    7.  Greed.                          8.  Jealousy               9.   Liars                      10.  Snob dis are d things guyz shld luk out 4 when dating dem dolls. Board open 2 comments and questions. Yes?

1. no be u form richard to impress am? 2. come 'on , we have broken a few hearts too, 3. we no dey form swagger too?, 4. what do you call a guy that sleeps around, a player? 6. can u share her with ur friends? 7. its a common thing regardless of sex. 8. your blood no dey boil if u see her talking to another guy. 9. scoping is 80% lies, we do that too. 10. naa you no sabi talk.
goldylock:

20 warnings about guys

1. Liars
2. intimacy maniacs
3. cheats
4.bisexuals
5.idiots
6.clueless sad
7.Women Haters angry
8.vampires
9.cold hearted pigs
10.inconsiderate fools
11.egomanics
12.irrational
13.Lazy
14.devilish
15.ingrates
17no good
18.two timing cry
19.self absorbed
20. cowards.


BUT WE STILL LOVE OUR TOYS WHAT CAN WE SAY? kiss kiss kiss

1. what do you call playing smart.
2. oh please, you guys love that too
3. its our common grounds
4. lol , same too
5. what you see in your mirror when your over sharp hit wall shey
6. do ladies even understand themselves
7.oh please u hate us as much as we do yet we love each other
8. like una no dey suck too
9. fo sure baby, thats what we become when we roll in your dirt with you.
10. cos we dont allow you bask in your self centered spot abi
11. yeeeah right, acting like a lady, isnt it part of building your ego n pride?
12. like you dont make decisions based on your unstable emotions
13. whats a gentle man, someone who opens the door for you, carries your bag, the umbrella, massages your feet, shares his bank account with you, helps you down the freaking stairs, why cant you do it your self, "like we dont know why u wanna get down with a rich guy"
14. who deceived adam?
15. thank God say naa woman born that ingrate born u sef
16. (u no sabi 1,2,3 sef)
17. yet you want us, shows how low your standards are
18. like you dont love a guy n Bleep another guy
19. like u dont crave attention
20. like you dont go around in packs

meeeechew. we are all a direct reflection of each other, naa the person wey mugu pass f-up
Re: 10 Warnings About Women. by Nobody: 7:21am On May 09, 2010
goldylock:

20 warnings about guys

1. Liars
2. intimacy maniacs

3. cheats
4.bisexuals
5.idiots
6.clueless
sad
7.Women Haters angry
8.vampires
9.cold hearted pigs
10[b].inconsiderate fools
11.egomanics
12.irrational
13.Lazy
14.devilish[/b]
15.ingrates
17no good
18.two timing cry
19.self absorbed
20. cowards.


BUT WE STILL LOVE OUR TOYS WHAT CAN WE SAY? kiss kiss kiss
WOMAN that is going too far grin (there are still some good guys out there)

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