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Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by Diso60090(m): 12:08am On Apr 16
Na today una know say men na mugu to women


Some men dey pay well nor be today


Some men dey give out food money still food nor dey house na outside my guy dey chop now to avoid being scam by Yahoo Yahoo girl called WiFi

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Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by Gracesofar(m): 12:10am On Apr 16
SnowJay92:


Why do you need to turn back the hands of time to learn how to cook sir?


Its suffering o bro. My mum dey beg me to learn that time, I cudnt

I don turn customer for fast food now, spending money I cud HV invested into eating. Even the food no dey hold stomach for long.

The highest I make is indomie, custard or EBA that will still HV little garri inside. I dnt keep gfs they r too expensive and demanding. See boss men that cooks dnt know what they HV fa.

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Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by kyjuan99: 12:15am On Apr 16
nezer83:
So today I decided to do shopping at Ojuelegba market with #5,000.00
I succeeded in making two different pot of soup (with necessary ingredients),one port of porridge yam and one pot of bean, also with a paint of garri.
Trust me if I give bae same amount it will only fetch me one pot of soup and maybe one pot o beans.
Women u na fit kill person!!!
This is one eye opener.
Hehehehe.
bia is today april 1?
d kain threads i dy see for fp
smh
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by RexTramadol1(m): 12:20am On Apr 16
I even tot shez cheating on U



Cos u spent 5k on stomach infrastructure, U dey call Pasuma.
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by OurworkComNg1: 12:20am On Apr 16
nezer83:


Hehe...when one girl show me pepper I decided to maintain 3 girls, then promote one as main bae, but I don change this year.


more like:


the main chick pageant



for the second runner up, we have aminat. (seating ovation)


and for first runner up, chioma (standing ovation)

and for the first position, the main chick. the winner is titi (jumping ovation)



OR


#BBN (Big Boyfriend Nezer)

aminat and chioma has been evicted from the house

and

the main chick standing is titi

#BBN: how nezer vote

titi - 80%

chioma - 15%

aminat - 5%





guy, stay faithful to the main chick oo

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Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by TEYA: 12:23am On Apr 16
nezer83:
So today I decided to do shopping at Ojuelegba market with #5,000.00
I succeeded in making two different pot of soup (with necessary ingredients),one port of porridge yam and one pot of bean, also with a paint of garri.
Trust me if I give bae same amount it will only fetch me one pot of soup and maybe one pot o beans.
Women u na fit kill person!!!
This is one eye opener.
Hehehehe.

<a href="https://www.wikipedia.org" target="_blank">Lol</a>
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by Nobody: 12:23am On Apr 16
Gracesofar:



Its suffering o bro. My mum dey beg me to learn that time, I cudnt

I don turn customer for fast food now, spending money I cud HV invested into eating. Even the food no dey hold stomach for long.

The highest I make is indomie, custard or EBA that will still HV little garri inside. I dnt keep gfs they r too expensive and demanding. See boss men that cooks dnt know what they HV fa.

You're lucky my mom wasn't your mum, na hunger for kill you eh, there wouldn't have been any need to "beg" you to learn, Lol...Whatd of work or business do you do currently?
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by Nobody: 12:31am On Apr 16
But really even though it's obvious that the guy is joking, as a bachelor who lives alone currently, I cook, when I cook my friends often gather around and we chow like brothers, I'm talking like 5-6 gents, and really I just tried to calculate how much I put into cooking, and realized I could make 2 good tasty pots of soups, 1 pot of beans (all for at least two servings for a family of 5) and still buy a painter of garri like the guy alleged with that 5k, it depends on shopping habbit and knowing what to buy. I'm not advocating for people being stingy, and when I give girl money, I'd normally give more than what we're buying because I know say there must be hairspray and pink oil to buy, Lol, but you ladies should stop making this cooking thing sound like rocket science. We all know that when you're giving your wife money for soup, you're equally paying for to the services of the cooking!

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Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by prechbills1(m): 12:48am On Apr 16
teacherbim:
If she doesn't use all the money to cook, I'm sure the remaining balance also go into your home either she spends it to buy some other important things. You think you are smart, you are not but stingy and foolish, continue doing the shopping yourself with your chiken change

can't you comment without using verbal words?

Nigerian girls like tagging guys as stingy people, yet they can't spend their dime on reasonable things undecided
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by prechbills1(m): 12:49am On Apr 16
SnowJay92:
But really even though it's obvious that the guy is joking, as a bachelor who lives alone currently, I cook, when I cook my friends often gather around and we chow like brothers, I'm talking like 5-6 gents, and really I just tried to calculate how much I put into cooking, and realized I could make 2 good tasty pots of soups, 1 pot of beans (all for at least two servings for a family of 5) and still buy a painter of garri like the guy alleged with that 5k, it depends on shopping habbit and knowing what to buy. I'm not advocating for people being stingy, and when I give girl money, I'd normally give more than what we're buying because I know say there must be hairspray and pink oil to buy, Lol, but you ladies should stop making this cooking thing sound like rocket science. We all know that when you're giving your wife money for soup, you're equally paying for to the services of the cooking!


how's is he being stingy?
is the money not his money?

some guys sha undecided undecided
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by lilyheaven: 12:51am On Apr 16
grin
BumbleBee2ice:

Only if he will take to that wonderful advice wink
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by Nobody: 12:53am On Apr 16
prechbills1:



how's is he being stingy?
is the money not his money?

some guys sha undecided undecided

Read my comment again, this time slowly.

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Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by prechbills1(m): 12:59am On Apr 16
SnowJay92:


Read my comment again, this time slowly.
my friend I understand what you mean..

by saying you don't encourage stinginess you only mean one thing.. undecided

nobody is stingy in life.. that's just the fact

when you've money, it's yours and yours alone.
the way you spend it, nobody should criticize you for it.

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Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by Gracesofar(m): 1:01am On Apr 16
SnowJay92:


You're lucky my mom wasn't your mum, na hunger for kill you eh, there wouldn't have been any need to "beg" you to learn, Lol...Whatd of work or business do you do currently?


She do beg coz I didnt stay with her. Was schooling in the north a military secondary school with all my break just to sleep nd gain gas for the next quarter.

Current job, military....... More reason I might never know how to cook

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Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by Nobody: 1:09am On Apr 16
prechbills1:

my friend I understand what you mean..

by saying you don't encourage stinginess you only mean one thing.. undecided

nobody is stingy in life.. that's just the fact

when you've money, it's yours and yours alone.
the way you spend it, nobody should criticize you for it.

I mean I generally don't advocate for people to be counting every penny they give to others, this applies to men, women, parents and even wards. I suppose that's what the word stingy stands for!
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by Nobody: 1:10am On Apr 16
Gracesofar:



She do beg coz I didnt stay with her. Was schooling in the north a military secondary school with all my break just to sleep nd gain gas for the next quarter.

Current job, military....... More reason I might never know how to cook

Lol, just Google and learn small, it's essential. What if you're posted where there's no fast food to buy?
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by revontuli(f): 1:13am On Apr 16
CSTR1003:
Did someone just wrote that N5000 can barely cook a proper soup? shocked

In this Nigeria where the majority are poor.

Some wives are high maintenance o.

na wa.

Chai 5k for soup? What kind of crazy prices do you have there? I can buy soup ingredients for half of that in Finland, the second most expensive country in Europe.
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by Nobody: 1:19am On Apr 16
revontuli:


Chai 5k for soup? What kind of crazy prices do you have there? I can buy soup ingredients for half of that in Finland, the second most expensive country in Europe.

I cook soup for much lesser than that too, but most of the women here would make it sound impossible. And I'm even a guy, to think that we're arbitrarily considered to be not so frugal.

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Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by linearity: 1:23am On Apr 16
I doubt if she is actually cheating you.

When ladies, it does not matter if married or unmarried goes to the market to shop for e.g. foodstuff, they don’t only buy foodstuffs...they usually come across something else intentional or unintentionally they had been wanting to get and they will add it to the menu.

Also, when you go to shop; you may just buy Maggie just for the meal at hand, but they may buy a supply that will last longer. They also may go for a more quality fish, meat, ingredients, etc than you. By default men thinks quantitatively while women thinks qualitatively.

So, she is invariably saving you from been hit with additional demands like...bae, I need money for makeup or money for bra, etc....if you start monitoring or micro managing her, something somewhere would have to give to accommodate for the new paradigm shift and you are going to feel the pain in some other areas, which was otherwise comfortable before now.

Secondly, she is preparing you to be a real man, this is how it is out there, so be grantful to her for giving a glimpse; this valuable lesson will prevent you from starting off unnecessary confrontations with your future wife.

You can playfully bring it to her attention, but don’t make the mistake of taking over that duty or micro managing her.

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Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by prechbills1(m): 1:28am On Apr 16
SnowJay92:


I mean I generally don't advocate for people to be counting every penny they give to others, this applies to men, women, parents and even wards. I suppose that's what the word stingy stands for!

......average Nigerians especially the females think anybody who doesn't spend his hard earned money on others is stingy...

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Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by prechbills1(m): 1:30am On Apr 16
linearity:
I doubt if she is actually cheating you.

When ladies, it does not matter if married or unmarried goes to the market to shop for e.g. foodstuff, they don’t only buy foodstuffs...they usually come across something else intentional or unintentionally they had been wanting to get and they will add it to the menu.

Also, when you go to shop; you may just buy Maggie just for the meal at hand, but they may buy a supply that will last longer. They also may go for a more quality fish, meat, ingredients, etc than you. By default men thinks quantitatively while women thinks qualitatively.

So, she is invariably saving you from been hit with additional demands like...bae, I need money for makeup or money for bra, etc....if you start monitoring or micro managing her, something somewhere would have to give to accommodate for the new paradigm shift and you are going to feel the pain in some other areas, which was otherwise comfortable before now.

Secondly, she is preparing you to be a real man, this is how it is out there, so be grantful to her for giving a glimpse; this valuable lesson will prevent you from starting off unnecessary confrontations with your future wife.

You can playfully bring it to her attention, but don’t make the mistake of taking over that duty or micro managing her.


you mean by sending them to buy food stuffs, they'll intentionally take some money out to purchase make up and other stuffs?

a lady who can't afford her own make up is a big disgrace

mehn.. I keep thanking God that my fiance isn't broke

Chai.. I rather remain a bachelor than marry a poor lady..
Godforbid..

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Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by prechbills1(m): 1:31am On Apr 16
revontuli:


Chai 5k for soup? What kind of crazy prices do you have there? I can buy soup ingredients for half of that in Finland, the second most expensive country in Europe.

are you for real?
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by lefulefu(m): 1:39am On Apr 16
ifyalways:
One paint of garri is 800 ngn in lekki, Ojuelelegba might be 700 ngn.
A tuber of yam, 500 ngn, no less.
Derica of beans 400 ngn

It's possible @ OP but that's not cos your woman is a cheat. I'm sure you didn't buy palm oil, salt and Co. Your woman must have been buying them. Also you dare not compare your soup quality with hers. 5,000 ngn can barely cook a proper soup so your babe is not cheating you.
which one is dare not compare his soup quality to hers. What of if im woman no sabi cookcheesy. Abi don't u know there are ladies who don't know how to cook? U will give them all the ingredients they need and when dem cook dhier scary concortion and u dare eat am na inside toilet u go sleep throughout dat day. All ur yansh will jus be leakingcheesy.

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Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by revontuli(f): 1:41am On Apr 16
prechbills1:


are you for real?

A box of lentils+2 tomatoes+2 onions costs 6-7 euros at most. That's still nowhere near 5k Naira. Something fancier than that will cost more but lentil soup is great as it is.
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by revontuli(f): 1:43am On Apr 16
lefulefu:
which one is dare not compare his soup quality to hers. What of if im woman no sabi cookcheesy. Abi don't u know there are ladies who don't know how to cook? U will give them all the ingredients they need and when dem cook dhier scary concortion and u dare eat am na inside toilet u go sleep throughout dat day. All ur yansh will jus be leakingcheesy.

That means poor kitchen hygiene or undercooked food harboring bacteria.
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by lefulefu(m): 1:46am On Apr 16
revontuli:


That means poor kitchen hygiene or undercooked food harboring bacteria.
yea... Some ladies be giving poison to their boyfriend/husband all in the name of feeding him.don't want to even talk about those ones dat will boil egg and they will burn it and they offer it to u like they offering u burnt offerings.

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Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by WebSurfer(m): 1:51am On Apr 16
ifyalways:
One paint of garri is 800 ngn in lekki, Ojuelelegba might be 700 ngn.
A tuber of yam, 500 ngn, no less.
Derica of beans 400 ngn

It's possible @ OP but that's not cos your woman is a cheat. I'm sure you didn't buy palm oil, salt and Co. Your woman must have been buying them. Also you dare not compare your soup quality with hers. 5,000 ngn can barely cook a proper soup so your babe is not cheating you.
i used that same amount to make soup and stew with full chicken
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by Burgerlomo: 1:53am On Apr 16
Alennsar:
stinginess at it peak.wetin carry you go market?

Recession cool

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Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by Divay22(f): 1:54am On Apr 16
WebSurfer:
i used that same amount to make soup and stew with full chicken
undecided Add more
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by prechbills1(m): 2:04am On Apr 16
revontuli:


A box of lentils+2 tomatoes+2 onions costs 6-7 euros at most. That's still nowhere near 5k Naira. Something fancier than that will cost more but lentil soup is great as it is.

where are you residing?
countries using the euro have high cost of living.... always having financial problems

which country are you living in? undecided
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by prechbills1(m): 2:05am On Apr 16
Divay22:

undecided Add more

go and sleep... as a lady you're not supposed to be up at this time shocked
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by prechbills1(m): 2:09am On Apr 16
lefulefu:
which one is dare not compare his soup quality to hers. What of if im woman no sabi cookcheesy. Abi don't u know there are ladies who don't know how to cook? U will give them all the ingredients they need and when dem cook dhier scary concortion and u dare eat am na inside toilet u go sleep throughout dat day. All ur yansh will jus be leakingcheesy.

experienced this before..

melon /egusi soup..
after that experience I stopped eating garri

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