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Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by somehow: 7:33am On Apr 16
Garri and yam not that expensive again on the mainland. #600 and #400 respectively.
ifyalways:
One paint of garri is 800 ngn in lekki, Ojuelelegba might be 700 ngn.
A tuber of yam, 500 ngn, no less.
Derica of beans 400 ngn

It's possible @ OP but that's not cos your woman is a cheat. I'm sure you didn't buy palm oil, salt and Co. Your woman must have been buying them. Also you dare not compare your soup quality with hers. 5,000 ngn can barely cook a proper soup so your babe is not cheating you.
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by fancy4eve(f): 7:35am On Apr 16
F
nezer83:
So today I decided to do shopping at Ojuelegba market with #5,000.00
I succeeded in making two different pot of soup (with necessary ingredients),one port of porridge yam and one pot of bean, also with a paint of garri.
Trust me if I give bae same amount it will only fetch me one pot of soup and maybe one pot o beans.
Women u na fit kill person!!!
This is one eye opener.
Hehehehe.
Ogbeni no dey disgrace ur self jooore, if she no eat ur money, who will. At least u dey see pot of soup nd beans u dey complain, u no know say tins don dey fu*kn expensive 4 market. Wen men go stop 2 dey portray una stingy Attitude on women?. Abeg let her enjoy while it last
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by somehow: 7:37am On Apr 16
Oga you're not the only one who knows the roads to the markets. Easy with your price quotations. What he said can be verified and are truth. It all depends on the location and the seller + your negotiating skills.
cruchenutii:


Tuber of yam in Festac is #800 to #1000+, At Cheapest #600 by luck. Unless you buy if from Mile 12 near Ketu.
And why will anyone go down to Mile 12 just for one Tuber of yam, You would factor in transport fare & traffic.

Last time yam was #400 was 3 years ago before Buhari came to power, I'm super sure of this.
Except he's talking about very premature yam that cannot be enough for even one person to eat.

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Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by fancy4eve(f): 7:38am On Apr 16
somehow:
Garri and yam not that expensive again on the mainland. #600 and #400 respectively.
and u re analysing it 4 him, so dat him go start 2 dey get problem wit him wife abi. See ehhhhh man must wak oh, na her turn, so make she enjoy nd no dey put sand 4 her G4
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by HerXLNC(f): 7:38am On Apr 16
And someone is saying 5000 can't cook a proper soup this days.... Chai children of nowadays... Na one month soup u wan cook ni

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Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by favor700(f): 7:43am On Apr 16
nezer83:


Haha yes Madam I bought the yam tuber from the 5k with #400.
I prepared Egusi soup with meat, fresh periwinkle, vegetables and stock fish and okro with fresh fish.
I still had left over meat to make veg sauce.
Still from the 5k I got one paint of garri.
Don't doubt me woman.
I Sabi price market wella.
In fact, you are one of a kind
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by mudiana(m): 7:46am On Apr 16
RadicallyBlunt:

Monkey no wear clothe, he dey accuse another person of nakeddness. When was d last time u sent N100 airtime to ur guy?
Jesus Christ!

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Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by Gracesofar(m): 7:52am On Apr 16
SnowJay92:


Lol, just Google and learn small, it's essential. What if you're posted where there's no fast food to buy?

If u know how much I try everyday to be a better man in the kitchen. Probably later In the day I will share a picture of a sacrifice I made in the name of porridge. I had to stylishly keep it away from my junior colleague assigned to me so the whole barracks won't know my dilemma.

I don dey try sha. M a guru in making custard, rice, indomie and frying egg now. My problem z stew, soup and this technical foods
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by Cupie22(f): 7:55am On Apr 16
Bro make u kuku dey do your thing yourself na, it will make your bae dey relax cheesy
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by somehow: 8:05am On Apr 16
Ok you expected me to lie?
fancy4eve:
and u re analysing it 4 him, so dat him go start 2 dey get problem wit him wife abi. See ehhhhh man must wak oh, na her turn, so make she enjoy nd no dey put sand 4 her G4
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by Nobody: 8:06am On Apr 16
Gracesofar:


If u know how much I try everyday to be a better man in the kitchen. Probably later In the day I will share a picture of a sacrifice I made in the name of porridge. I had to stylishly keep it away from my junior colleague assigned to me so the whole barracks won't know my dilemma.

I don dey try sha. M a guru in making custard, rice, indomie and frying egg now. My problem z stew, soup and this technical foods

Lol, where are you posted at the moment?
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by Nobody: 8:11am On Apr 16
prechbills1:


......average Nigerians especially the females think anybody who doesn't spend his hard earned money on others is stingy...

No that doesn't suffice, but then what's money for if you can't spend it on others?
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by Sall(m): 8:21am On Apr 16
Ishilove:

Tah! Two pots of soup and a pot of porridge and beans, come join with one bucket of gari? All with 5k?

Guy you can lie for Africa. I can even bet your soups were watery and tasteless.


Guy, the five thousand can prepare more than that. Depending on where you reside and how rich you want to make your soup.
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by Melahou(m): 8:34am On Apr 16
Alennsar:
stinginess at it peak.wetin carry you go market?

so men should not go to the market again
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by poweredcom(m): 8:41am On Apr 16
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by nezer83: 9:06am On Apr 16
All the women shouting stingy, I know u secretly Pray to have a man like me in your life..that a man goes to the market does mean he is stingy.
Like I said, my woman is not around and I needed food that will last me for 2 weeks rather than eating out.
I already planned what and what to cook, made a list and armed myself with a little above same amount I give to bae, I was surprised to have bought all on my list with about 5k.
For ur info I make good food and my woman knows that...no woman can put in tight corner cos of food and house chores except za oza rom activity.
Babes should b sincere to us and stop padding the kitchen budget in the name of things are expensive in the market, after all we give them pocket money.

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Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by Basiljoe: 9:10am On Apr 16
cruchenutii:


Tuber of yam in Festac is #800 to #1000+, At Cheapest #600 by luck. Unless you buy if from Mile 12 near Ketu.
And why will anyone go down to Mile 12 just for one Tuber of yam, You would factor in transport fare & traffic.

Last time yam was #400 was 3 years ago before Buhari came to power, I'm super sure of this.
Except he's talking about very premature yam that cannot be enough for even one person to eat.
I bought some tubers of yam for N400 each, last week. I live in ajah.
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by gentlechyke(m): 9:18am On Apr 16
cruchenutii:


What is soundtrack please? we would like you to elaborate on that Sir. Thank you. cheesy

undecided lipsrsealed
Ohh yeah
wink
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by Alennsar(f): 9:20am On Apr 16
nezer83:


Ayam not stingy, I say make I experiment moreover bae is not around and no side chick at the moment.

it's just a joke. m a woman too so I believe you're saying the truth but a woman will always see something she wants to buy which is not included in the money that you gave her but she will still try and squeeze out from your own money to buy what she needs.

ehn ehn to all those razor tongue people lashing out at me for my comment; y don't you mind your own business ......mtchew if my comment pissed you off better go and weewee.

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Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by IamEmem: 9:21am On Apr 16
gentlechyke:


undecided lipsrsealed
Ohh yeah
wink

Badt guy, soundtrack from DJ Dickson abi. grin cheesy tongue
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by Alennsar(f): 9:22am On Apr 16
Melahou:

so men should not go to the market again
m just joking ni Fa

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Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by gentlechyke(m): 9:23am On Apr 16
IamEmem:


Badt guy, soundtrack from DJ Dickson abi. grin cheesy tongue
Yeah. Something light cheesy
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by Divay22(f): 9:46am On Apr 16
prechbills1:


go and sleep... as a lady you're not supposed to be up at this time shocked
I'm more of a night person except i am dead tired that's when i sleep early.
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by prince3009(m): 10:06am On Apr 16
Ishilove:

Tah! Two pots of soup and a pot of porridge and beans, come join with one bucket of gari? All with 5k?

Guy you can lie for Africa. I can even bet your soups were watery and tasteless.

Stop that!

I once used N5,000 to prepare 2 different soups and stew!

Half a kilo of chicken: N650
Vegetable oil (a margarine cup): N100
2 Wraps of Thyme: N60 (N30 Each)
Spinach leaves: N100
28 Pieces of big ripe tomatoes: N350
3 big round onions: N150
2 pieces of Local Maggi (Okpehi or Dawadawa) (I don't use Cubes because of Sodium content): N100
Ugu leaves: N200
2 cups of melon seeds (Egusi): N140
Palm Oil (half Eva): N300
Okra: N100
Two Titus Fishes: N500
Half a kilo of Goat meat: N500
I big Stock Fish Head: N700
Cray fish (1 margarine cup):N400

TOTAL: N4,350

I already had other stuff at home like turmeric powder which I use instead of curry, salt, garlic, ginger and Semo powder and wheat powder.

I used the fish for the Okro, Goat meat and the stock fish head for the egusi, and chicken for the stew. I have my blender at home so I blend instead of grind!

So let's say I don't have a blender and decided to grind the tomatoes in the market, it won't cost me more than N100.

For people who swallow garri (I don't...i even prefer akpu)...let's say 4 or 5 cups of garri: N250

Won't it still be in the neighborhood of the same N5,000?

I cooked and filled my food plastics and I consume these things for almost 2 weeks. The two guests that had the opportunity to visit me and I served them meals were swearing that it was a woman who cooked everything because it was sooo sweet!

The thing is...most women (esp Nigerian women) are bad managers of finance!
They can't utilize money given to them to buy ordinary foodstuff talk less of managing their homes properly.

It is understandable that some still do "apriko" (keeping extra cash) from the overhead costs of what is to be bought but I should be done with conscience especially when you know your husband is not too financially buoyant.

Some are bad cooks! You will give them N50,000 and they will still cook crap that even a refuse scavenging dog can't eat!

Kudos to my mum (may her gentle soul rest in peace) whom I learnt all these from!

Cc: @nezer83

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Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by dam007(m): 10:18am On Apr 16
nezer83:
So today I decided to do shopping at Ojuelegba market with #5,000.00
I succeeded in making two different pot of soup (with necessary ingredients),one port of porridge yam and one pot of bean, also with a paint of garri.
Trust me if I give bae same amount it will only fetch me one pot of soup and maybe one pot o beans.
Women u na fit kill person!!!
This is one eye opener.
Hehehehe.
get a better job brah
undecided
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by Ishilove: 10:40am On Apr 16
prince3009:


Stop that!

I once used N5,000 to prepare 2 different soups and stew!

Half a kilo of chicken: N650
Vegetable oil (a margarine cup): N100
2 Wraps of Thyme: N60 (N30 Each)
Spinach leaves: N100
28 Pieces of big ripe tomatoes: N350
3 big round onions: N150
2 pieces of Local Maggi (Okpehi or Dawadawa) (I don't use Cubes because of Sodium content): N100
Ugu leaves: N200
2 cups of melon seeds (Egusi): N140
Palm Oil (half Eva): N300
Okra: N100
Two Titus Fishes: N500
Half a kilo of Goat meat: N500
I big Stock Fish Head: N700
Cray fish (1 margarine cup):N400

TOTAL: N4,350

I already had other stuff at home like turmeric powder which I use instead of curry, salt, garlic, ginger and Semo powder and wheat powder.

I used the fish for the Okro, Goat meat and the stock fish head for the egusi, and chicken for the stew. I have my blender at home so I blend instead of grind!

So let's say I don't have a blender and decided to grind the tomatoes in the market, it won't cost me more than N100.

For people who swallow garri (I don't...i even prefer akpu)...let's say 4 or 5 cups of garri: N250

Won't it still be in the neighborhood of the same N5,000?

I cooked and filled my food plastics and I consume these things for almost 2 weeks. The two guests that had the opportunity to visit me and I served them meals were swearing that it was a woman who cooked everything because it was sooo sweet!

The thing is...most women (esp Nigerian women) are bad managers of finance!
They can't utilize money given to them to buy ordinary foodstuff talk less of managing their homes properly.

It is understandable that some still do "apriko" (keeping extra cash) from the overhead costs of what is to be bought but I should be done with conscience especially when you know your husband is not too financially buoyant.

Some are bad cooks! You will give them N50,000 and they will still cook crap that even a refuse scavenging dog can't eat!

Kudos to my mum (may her gentle soul rest in peace) whom I learnt all these from!

Cc: @nezer83
Haahhahahahaha! Husband material 20 yards cheesy cheesy cheesy

Also note that he bought a tuber of yam and cooked a pot of bean out of the same 5000...
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by WebSurfer(m): 10:56am On Apr 16
Divay22:

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Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by prechbills1(m): 10:58am On Apr 16
SnowJay92:


No that doesn't suffice, but then what's money for if you can't spend it on others?

when you were making the money.. where were the others?
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by prechbills1(m): 11:00am On Apr 16
solasoulmusic:


When your daughter is passed over By a rich man she loves because she is poor you will remember this comment and give a huge donation to charity

pass on please.
my daughter can never be poor.

poor people aren't supposed to go into relationships
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by kpaofame: 11:12am On Apr 16
prince3009:


Stop that!

I once used N5,000 to prepare 2 different soups and stew!

Half a kilo of chicken: N650
Vegetable oil (a margarine cup): N100
2 Wraps of Thyme: N60 (N30 Each)
Spinach leaves: N100
28 Pieces of big ripe tomatoes: N350
3 big round onions: N150
2 pieces of Local Maggi (Okpehi or Dawadawa) (I don't use Cubes because of Sodium content): N100
Ugu leaves: N200
2 cups of melon seeds (Egusi): N140
Palm Oil (half Eva): N300
Okra: N100
Two Titus Fishes: N500
Half a kilo of Goat meat: N500
I big Stock Fish Head: N700
Cray fish (1 margarine cup):N400

TOTAL: N4,350

I already had other stuff at home like turmeric powder which I use instead of curry, salt, garlic, ginger and Semo powder and wheat powder.

I used the fish for the Okro, Goat meat and the stock fish head for the egusi, and chicken for the stew. I have my blender at home so I blend instead of grind!

So let's say I don't have a blender and decided to grind the tomatoes in the market, it won't cost me more than N100.

For people who swallow garri (I don't...i even prefer akpu)...let's say 4 or 5 cups of garri: N250

Won't it still be in the neighborhood of the same N5,000?

I cooked and filled my food plastics and I consume these things for almost 2 weeks. The two guests that had the opportunity to visit me and I served them meals were swearing that it was a woman who cooked everything because it was sooo sweet!

The thing is...most women (esp Nigerian women) are bad managers of finance!
They can't utilize money given to them to buy ordinary foodstuff talk less of managing their homes properly.

It is understandable that some still do "apriko" (keeping extra cash) from the overhead costs of what is to be bought but I should be done with conscience especially when you know your husband is not too financially buoyant.

Some are bad cooks! You will give them N50,000 and they will still cook crap that even a refuse scavenging dog can't eat!

Kudos to my mum (may her gentle soul rest in peace) whom I learnt all these from!

Cc: @nezer83

correct Bro both of us are in same boat....

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Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by adedehinbo(m): 11:24am On Apr 16
ifyalways:
One paint of garri is 800 ngn in lekki, Ojuelelegba might be 700 ngn.
A tuber of yam, 500 ngn, no less.
Derica of beans 400 ngn

It's possible @ OP but that's not cos your woman is a cheat. I'm sure you didn't buy palm oil, salt and Co. Your woman must have been buying them. Also you dare not compare your soup quality with hers. 5,000 ngn can barely cook a proper soup so your babe is not cheating you.
but garri here in mainland is 400,beans 220 why is it that costly over there?
Re: So My Woman Has Been Cheating Me!! by Emmanystone: 11:45am On Apr 16
Ishilove:

Haahhahahahaha! Husband material 20 yards cheesy cheesy cheesy

Also note that he bought a tuber of yam and cooked a pot of bean out of the same 5000...
This guy bought two Titus sardines for N500 with nothing else and cooked okro soup.

God for bit bad man.

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