Dedicated to all women
Dear future Wife
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Sweetheart when you are Pregnant, I won't allow you Do anything stressful till you deliver our baby. You don't have to bother about anything. I can handle it. Please I don't want to see you out of bed by 5 a.m multitasking between making breakfast and doing the house chores. I will take care of that. You just watch T.V while I serve you breakfast in bed..
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I know you will be going to the hospital for Antenatal, I will always be available to drive you there myself. You can't drive yourself na.
The Doctors will advise you do regular exercises to keep fit, i'll be your personal Gym instructor. On cool evenings, we'll take a stroll around the Neighbourhood and when we come back i'll massage your feet..
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I heard pregnant women crave the weirdest food and sometimes strange food combination.
Even if you want to eat half done white rice with Coconut water by 3am, i'll give you. I'm equal to the task. I just don't want to see you anywhere near the kitchen. On my way back from work each day, i'll make sure I buy you enough fruits.
You may not eat all but I will keep buying more! I will spoil you with gifts. As the size of your tummy increases; i'll buy you new clothes that will fit!..
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You think we are out of food stuffs? Don't worry! Write a list of the things you feel we need, i'll go to the market and buy them.
While in the market i'll still call you incase you need to add more items to the list. I can't allow you go to the market, I don't want people pushing you up and down. You don't need stress at all.
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You want to turn on the tap in the bathroom? Call me!

You want to rub cream on your back? Call me!
You want to kill mosquito? Call me!

You want to open any door in the house? Call me!

I will be your House boy till you deliver!..
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You may be the one carrying the baby physically but I'd ensure I carry the baby with you psychologically with all the Love and care I can give!.. oh! Lest I forget, our first child will be a Girl.. Don't Argue!..

#exclusively bae#

All this you said is only achievable when there is money

Martin0 go Aba go ask pregnant women how their husbands the treat them during pregnancy all this you said is Lagos publicity lifestyle

mrphysics:

laughing like a goat this morning was your problem

BiggerbossAmani:
All this you said is only achievable when there is money

Martin0 go Aba go ask pregnant women how their husbands the treat them during pregnancy all this you said is Lagos publicity lifestyle

hahahah hahahahaha hahahahaha come oo ayam saying what am gonna do for my wife, wetin concern me with umu nwoke ndi aba

Martin0:



hahahah hahahahaha hahahahaha come oo ayam saying what am gonna do for my wife, wetin concern me with umu nwoke ndi aba

OK ooh

Who be your wife, hope say na biacan

BiggerbossAmani:
OK ooh
Who be your wife, hope say na biacan

hia negodu nwoke-mua ooo

I'll come back and read by 2pm

So sweet of you.

Hmm Bobby wey dem never suck na im dey brag pass, relax until when d reality hits u....

Martin0:


hia negodu nwoke-mua ooo

guy say the truth

Is biaca"n the Bae behind this write-ups

This asslicker again..

if she's pregnant you won't let her do what??
come again .


34year old man talking like a kid on nairaland..

Reality is when you log off from nairaland and you ask yourself was I really the one who typed this thing??

Get married and see what marriage is all about.

Colourich:
So sweet of you.

what's so sweet, hope you are not falling in for this guy hmm Colourich

BiggerbossAmani:
what's so sweet, hope you are not falling in for this guy hmm Colourich

No, how so..

Colourich:
No, how so..

ok ooh

So how your night

BiggerbossAmani:
guy say the truth
Is biaca"n the Bae behind this write-ups

na wa for you oo what does a lady got to do with my write up? hia hey I don marry oo abi nobody tell you that

BiggerbossAmani:
ok ooh
So how your night

Peaceful and yours?

Martin0:


na wa for you oo what does a lady got to do with my write up? hia
hey I don marry oo abi nobody tell you that

No ooh

Nobody did well congrats bro

Colourich:
Peaceful and yours?

not peaceful was waiting for you since make you da by my side

BiggerbossAmani:
not peaceful was waiting for you since make you da by my side

So sweet!

Colourich:
So sweet!

what's so sweet

That you were not by my side or what?

wehdone op


Nice strategy to make lazy nairaland ladies fall for you....

BiggerbossAmani:
No ooh
Nobody did well congrats bro

no need to congratulate me, I did not marry today

Martin0:


no need to congratulate me, I did not marry today

ooh

Martin my congrats will motivate you to keep loving your wife

BiggerbossAmani:
ooh

Martin my congrats will motivate you to keep loving your wife

no no no don't worry, I did not tell you I was planning to stop loving her either!

BiggerbossAmani:
ooh
Martin my congrats will motivate you to keep loving your wife

I should be the one giving you such Cong so you won't stop loving blacpie

Talk is cheap

Martin0:


no no no don't worry, I did not tell you I was planning to stop loving her either!

Martin0 go and marry.... you think it's all these one you're spilling on nairaland..

Martin0:


I should be the one giving you such Cong so you won't stop loving blacpie

Martin0 take am easy before bian.c will hear you

Hanseel1:
This asslicker again..

if she's pregnant you won't let her do what??
come again .


34year old man talking like a kid on nairaland..

Reality is when you log off from nairaland and you ask yourself was I really the one who typed this thing??

Get married and see what marriage is all about.

your mentality is typically that of a crude yoruba man....you are the reason why the devil is usually depicted black..they surely need help especially when pregnant...u will not survive 24hrs upon ingesting a "tablet" of estrogen and progesterone...

Dear Future Husband,

Thank you for writing me. I am super excited and I can hardly wait! Am I not lucky? Men like you are an endangered specie.

In the mean time, please don't pay attention to those other men who will try to talk you out of being the good husband you have decided to be.

Did you say I shouldn't argue? What is there to argue sef?

See you soon

Yours truly

Future Wife

Laughs.... I'm nah gonna be surprised if your future wife sensibly frowns at this from wherever.....

It is not a crime to be very caring and loving, infact I admire your desire to make your spouse very happy buh doing all these is totally wrong,, why??

You are abou to turn jobless because of a pregnant wife staying with her all day for care.

You are directly/indirectly breeding a future lazy wife and mother...

You are also breeding an equator for a wife,, they are supposed to exercise regularly for weight loss, like trekking close distances to loosen some weight especially those born with natural weight addition....These are the few demerits of your future inclinations.