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Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by emperorblog(m): 9:04pm On May 24, 2018 |
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Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by Sultty(m): 7:04am On May 25, 2018 |
Too long a post. Op ur on ur own |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by deolurexy1(m): 7:13am On May 25, 2018 |
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Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by shyanaa: 7:15am On May 25, 2018 |
Funny sha |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by Ugo4hotish(m): 7:32am On May 25, 2018 |
first to comment |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by Nobody: 7:35am On May 25, 2018 |
Who s gonna read all that... Your own pass Transmission Omission.. Nonsense |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by stevodot22(m): 7:43am On May 25, 2018 |
At least encourage him,he didn't ask anyone to pay for the story. Good one u 've got here, wehdone sir. |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by Nobody: 8:37am On May 25, 2018 |
This is nothing less than the story of your life. So long and boring |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by Nobody: 8:39am On May 25, 2018 |
A whole part 21 Jesus.. Its too early abeg. You want come use talk finish person this wet morning. |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by chiunlimited(m): 8:45am On May 25, 2018 |
Nice and interesting story...please op, keep it coming, am following |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by Hardeybohwarley(m): 8:48am On May 25, 2018 |
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Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by majour(m): 8:51am On May 25, 2018 |
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Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by Ambitionsway: 9:31am On May 25, 2018 |
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Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by teewai3(m): 10:28am On May 25, 2018 |
Wow.... Its been long i read such a nice piece...
I must say this, u are good and pls come continue |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by Timmy301(m): 11:00am On May 25, 2018 |
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Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by LaMujer: 11:09am On May 25, 2018 |
the story made my morning.... nice one guy |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by Nobody: 11:09am On May 25, 2018 |
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Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by deolurexy1(m): 11:39am On May 25, 2018 |
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Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by emperorblog(m): 2:14pm On May 25, 2018 |
PART 22
The pastor that was invited came to
the podium and preached till around
11.30am. I left immediately after
his preaching. I got a bag of sachet
water before heading back to the
hostel. It was really a crazy scene at
our block when i was approaching my
hostel. There was a hell of noise
coming out from room 14. The
noise was much that I had to come out
of the room to know what is
happening. I was hearing from guys
that some white shirts are missing in
their room. Another set of guys was
shouting that a guy in the same
room visited the toilet and he didn’t
flush it. Chai! O boy! Come see as guys
storm the guy room but
unfortunately, they couldn’t see the
guy. One of the soldiers with a gun
came down to our block to settle
things before it got out of hand. I left
the hostel to visit the studio. I met
Ekene already. I showed him my
scripts and he admitted I have done a
great job. The trumpet was sounded
for lunch and we heard it was
the turn of platoon 2 to cook today.
Being an OBS member, Mighty Mic
took us all to the kitchen so we
could have a free pass (since the tags
are not ready yet). Getting to the
kitchen, we met a long queue
waiting to be served the Jollof rice
and chicken that was prepared. We
got in after Mighty Mic and Ify
entered and we were told the food
has finished on the line we are that
we should move to the next line.
The quantity of the food that was
served in the cooler ehn, can make
you cry. We had no choice than to
take it that way and of course, it was
with a bony fried chicken. After
getting my meal ticket from Mic, I
took the food to the room. I still met
Pastor Ugo sleeping while I jejely
devoured the little quantity of
Jollof rice in the cooler.
After eating, I went back to the studio
only to meet my sport guys all
complete. During our discussion, I
decided to call Janelle. She picked and
we greeted. She was complaining of a
running nose (Catarrh) so
she won’t be able to come and meet
me in the studio. No problem I said,
all well and good. It was
3.30pm. Just an hour to the first
platoon football game for the corpers
and my guys and I are fired to run
the commentaries of the game. The
game was an interesting one that sees
platoon 1 winning the game on
penalties. Immediately after the
interview with the coaches of the two
teams and some players, we head
back to the studio to get prepared for
the sport panorama which will start
by 6.30pm so we has little time
to get our scripts ready before starting
the show. The show lasted for
30minutes and it was a good one.
After the show, I met Esther Joe (One
of the girls in the whatsapp group) for
the first time one-on-one.
And as expected, she was tall,
chocolate in colour and a bit brute.
We strolled to the mamee market
from
the Studio and we talked for some
time before she told me she wants to
go back to her hostel. I bid her
farewell and headed straight to one of
the stands at the mamme market
where I was hearing Pastor
Kumuyi’s message. After a brief chat
with the owner of the shop, I left for
Mama Amaka’s restaurant, ate
a plate of semovita with Egusi before
heading straight to the OBS Studio for
the meeting which was
scheduled for 8pm but I got there abit
late (8.25pm) and the meeting had
started already. I stood all
through the meeting before I finally
get back to the hostel around 9.45pm.
The room was bubbling as
usual. Immediately I stepped into the
room, they started hailing me OBS!
OBS! OBS! I greeted them
before I sat down on my bunk bed.
The guys were having fun and the talk
was more about the platoon
game which will come up tomorrow
between Platoon 3 and Platoon 4
which is indirectly a war between
Landlord and Ugo. Lots of fumbling
from the two guys which made
everyone in the room starts laughing
their hearts out. Landlord was the
coach of platoon 4 while Ugo is the
Platoon leader of Platoon 3, so you
understand the beef between them.
After having a good time with the
guys, I slept around 10.30pm,
hoping to wake up early to get the
script ready for tomorrow’s 2 Likes |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by emperorblog(m): 2:14pm On May 25, 2018 |
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Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by emperorblog(m): 2:15pm On May 25, 2018 |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by emperorblog(m): 2:16pm On May 25, 2018 |
PART 23
30TH OF NOVEMBER 2015 “DAY 6 IN
CAMP “THE LECTURES”
The alarm rang at 4.00am and I was
surprised its morning already. I woke
up with a slight headache and I
had to struggle to be on my feet. I
picked up the bucket under the bed
before heading to the bathroom, as
usual, with a long queue.
By 4.38am, the trumpet was blown
and we all had to rush to the parade
ground for the morning drills.
After the usual anthem,
announcements and the morning
exercise and running which was
conducted by
the Man’ o war we rapped things up
and by 8am, it was time for breakfast.
Ekene called me to come to
the studio early since our show will
begin by 8.45am. I got there, prepared
the scripts with the guys
before starting show. At 9.25am, one
of the soldiers banged into the studio
and informed us that all corp
members should meet at the
registration block. It was then I
remembered it was time for the
lectures
which I heard might finish 2pm.
By 10am, the lectures commenced and
it was all about the tips of life in
camp and security tips. After
giving out the security tips, questions
were allowed from the corpers and
they were able to entertain only
3. I was feeling uneasy during all this
period. The yeye food I ate in the
morning is having its toll on me
so I have to visit the toilet as soon as
possible or else, gbege go happen for
here. I left the auditorium and
had to run to the hostel to shit. At
11.35am, I returned back to the
auditorium and from the look of
things,
everyone is tired of the lectures. The
OBS Man, Mr Abubakar was giving his
speech when I got there. He
was even “whining” us that Yobe state
is one of the best state we can be.
Everybody laughed. This man
sef. Yobe is the best place bawo? With
all this bombing incident every time. I
laughed within me. Just
when I was in my thought, Ella called
to know where I was. I described my
location to her and in a matter
of minutes; she was able to find me
where I am. We located somewhere
shady and we were gisting about
things in camp. We chatted till it was
announced that the relocation form
will be given to everyone today
so we should all line up by platoons.
When I was done, I saw Janelle and
we took a walk down to the
mamee market together before I
retired back to my hostel.
The long awaited match between
platoon 3 and platoon 4 started
around 4.35pm and my sport guys
were
nowhere to be found. I started the
commentaries of the football game
before mighty mic came to the
rescue to assist me in the talking.
Minutes into the game, the guys were
fully around so Ekene was told to
go to the volleyball court to cover the
volleyball games while I and the other
guys would mind the
football game. Some minutes later,
Ekene came back with the report that
Platoon 9 defeated the platoon
10 in two sets i.e 25-7 and 25-18. The
match went got to the penalty
shootout and platoon 3 won by 5
goals to 4. I can’t stop laughing
because I know the room will be fun
this night since its Ugo’s team that
lost the game. Landlord must be very
happy this night and am sure the
whole guys in room 10 would be
ready to bombard ugo.
After the evening show i.e sports
panorama (which was done by the
crew alongside a new girl in the OBS
named Shope), I called Janelle. We
met under the tree in front of the
registration block. We discussed for
a while before she asked me to walk
her down to the mamee market.
Getting to the mamee market, she
told me she wants to meet a guy in
one of the restaurant. That really got
to me but I was determined not to
allow anything to disrupt my
happiness this evening. I left and gave
her a bow for a good night and
headed back to the hostel. On my way
going back, I met Ugo making a call
along the road. I waited for
him to be through. After the call, he
told me he wants to go and meet his
secretary (Yetunde by name) at
her hostel to settle the arrangement
for the kitchen since it is the turn of
his platoon to cook the next day. I
followed him and I was still trying to
maintain my happy mood so I kept
playing back P’ Square’s
beautiful onyinye on my phone. When
he was through with her, the trumpet
was sounded for the
commencement of the social night at
the usual venue and all corpers are
expected to be there. Ugo, his
secretary and I decided to go straight
to the multipurpose hall. Along the
way, Janelle called but I was not
hearing what she was saying. She
hanged up and she never bothered to
call back neither did I bother too.
We got to the registration block by
8.15pm and we were surprised to
meet an already filled hall. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by emperorblog(m): 2:17pm On May 25, 2018 |
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Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by Emimaeyor(m): 3:32pm On May 25, 2018 |
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Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by Nobody: 4:18pm On May 25, 2018 |
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Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by abham: 8:11pm On May 25, 2018 |
Interesting, do continue. I Would be looking forward to this NYSC scheme next year I hope it works out well. |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by emperorblog(m): 7:13am On May 26, 2018 |
PART 24
THE DRAMA AND COMEDY NIGHT
Ifeoma and Moses, our manager was
the two people that anchored the
show. The NYSC officials that was
on sit was introduced before the show
was commenced. The Yoruba
traditional dancers were the first to
come in to the stage. They danced and
sang in their traditional western attire.
After a round of applause
from the excited crowd, the Hausas
were called on to the stage and I must
confess. Their dancing step was
unique. We were all enjoying the
show when suddenly NEPA took the
light. Everybody shouted and
within minutes, the light was restored
back and hostilities resumed back as
usual. The igbo dancers came
on stage and everyone was amazed by
their traditional attire which was
colorful and beautiful. I must
confess tonight’s social night was the
best I have ever witnessed. The
performance of the igbo dance
group was extremely fantastic. At the
later end of the show, a poster was
being raised showing
“WAZOBIA” and each dance group
came together to prove this. The next
was the short drama piece
which was performed by platoon 9.
The drama was about corpers being
posted to Yobe and different
parent’s reaction to the news. After
the service, the so called corpers came
back to their parents
successfully hale and hearty. I just
pray this drama happens in real life
because no life must be lost. The
rate of insecurity right here in
Kangere and Yobe is not funny at all.
The next and the last thing to be done
for the night were dance, dance, and
dance. Janelle called to ask about my
whereabouts and we met under
the tree in front of the hall. My mood
is still on a low so I couldn’t continue
with the discussion as I
wanted. It’s been a mixed day for me.
The little time I spent in discussing
with Ella really helped in
brighten me up abit. It helped lighten
up my heavy heart. How I wish Janelle
knows how I feel about
her… Ugo on the other hand couldn’t
come to the room as at 9.55pm. By the
time he got back to the room,
an eviction letter has been written
and dropped on his bed but he
redeemed himself has he bought a lot
of
Suya for everyone in the room to eat.
It’s been a long and interesting day,
but was it adventurous like I
wanted? |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by emperorblog(m): 2:20pm On May 26, 2018 |
PART 25
1
ST OF DECEMBER 2015 “DAY 7 IN
CAMP” “THE ATMOSPHERE”
All the stress in the camp can’t even
let anyone remember that it’s a new
month. The last month of the
year 2015! God has been faithful isn’t
it? I woke up around 2.33am and I
decided to go to the toilet before
having my bath. The weather was
clearly different today. It was
extremely cold as at that time of the
hour
but do I have any choice? The queue
at the toilet and bathroom was not
much as it used to. Most of the
guys are still sleeping while aliens like
us are awake to bath by this time. Our
own pass witch! I spent
about 6minutes on the queue before it
got to my turn. Immediately I was
done, I took my bath before I ran
like a mad man to my room because it
was extremely cold. At 2.51am, I was
through with the making up
and every other nonsense I had to do.
I returned to my bed to have a short
nap before the early morning
parade.
Ugo woke me up around 4.37am. I
never knew I had slept for some few
hours already. I hurriedly put on
my shoes and headed straight to the
OBS Studio to check when our show
will be done. When I looked at
the time table, the schedule has
changed. The sport programme will
now hold in the evening after the
platoon games. I met Dafe in the
studio so I decided to stay behind for
some minutes to update my scripts.
When it was 6.00am, one of the
soldiers came to the studio to pursue
everybody out. According to him, he
said we are all cows (Laughs). Soldiers
and their vulgar words sha. He
pursued us till we got to the parade
ground. That is the second time I will
be escaping a soldier’s punishment in
camp, I just pray I will be
third time lucky. I joined my platoon
on the line and we had the early
morning exercise till the trumpet
was sounded for breakfast at 8am. I
went to the photo stand to snap a
passport which we were told to do
for the file. When I got to the photo
stand, I greeted the woman that was
there. We’ve been getting well
together ever since I discovered that
she was a Yoruba woman. I was
gisting with her until when
something told me to look up.
Surprisingly, I saw Tiwa Savage, the
man o’war girl which I admired
(laughs).
I pleaded with the photographer that
she has to come and take the picture
with me and her. We
both hurriedly walked straight to the
man’o war stand where she was
heading to. I approached her that I
would love to have a picture with her.
She asked for the photographer and
she showed up with her camera
and gbam! I got what I wanted at last
#Taking a shot with Tiwa savage#
After the passport, I went to the
mamee market to have my breakfast
of rice and beans at mama amaka’s
restaurant as the food that was
cooked by the kitchen (Platoon 4) was
pap and beans. Moreover, the beans
have been making me purge
somehow since yesterday.
After the food at the mamme, I
walked majestically to my hostel,
feeling like a king. Well, it seems Ella
was right on something about me. I
count little things which I ought not to
count and that keep affecting
me. I think am working on that
because I actually countered the ill
stupid feelings I had for Janelle after I
escorted her to the mamee to meet a
guy. That is the second time it’ll be
happening and it can’t repeat
itself again. Have been beaten twice,
and now I have to be three or four
times wiser. Lessons learnt and I
think I can feel the changes in me. It’s
just 7days in camp. |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by itsandi(m): 3:07pm On May 26, 2018 |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by emperorblog(m): 9:41am On May 27, 2018 |
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Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp by emperorblog(m): 6:19pm On May 27, 2018 |
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