Bhelamblog:
A Facebook user Scofied Idehen has written a short, precise and true life of a Yahoo Boy, You get the money, By blood, You get a Slay queen, a Babymama, An iphone 8, live in a Porch Apartment, Only to Die the Next day, Sad,, But this is true, no other words could have described it better. he shared the photo above and captioned:

“YAHOO BOY While sitting at my window today trying to comprehend the amount of responsibility on my shoulders I heard a boy say: If I was a YAHOO BOY� Living in a porch apartment with a slay queen to wipe the codeine out of my mouth with a kiss while I breeze off to see my baby mama in my new 4matic my oyibo client just sent money for recently.

I will chill in a 5star hotel where people are paid to smile when they see me taking selfie at the hotel lobby why my father age wheels down my bag to a waiting room with a new catch lying on the couch just so she could cash out some of those notes�� I would live a dream life even for a few minute with my hair style looking like I just woke up from a 1year coma.
I will run and hide from the law enforcement agency and hide my iPhone 8 whenever I see an hilux, just so you know, it part of the thrill, the main thing that makes it all fun and when I am caught………… #thisisnigeria #POS #transfer #350,000 I will go to the club and buy coffin load of Champagne at a friends friend party I was not invited to while my mum can’t remember the last time she ate meat pie. ��its part of the fast lane, its part of the high voltage, while should I care.

After all, day break everywhere burst. Living off people’s sweat like the short life span of a mosquito that could not maneuver the hard slap of reality. Knowing tomorrow is not certain but why should I care, today is good enough But I am not a YAHOO boy he said, I can never be one.

To all those out there thinking about the short gain, think big and think right Good evening… I am Mr Animator.


Gossip From Ebiwali--
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/05/life-of-yahoo-boy-5star-hotel-with-slay.html

Stmiceel:




Hi

Siki355:
More like a punchline
wealth gotten by Fraud shall be diminish ( Bible)
say to Fraudulent act N Embrace Integrity
for a better Nigeria

I dedicate this FTC to all those Hustling On a Legit compass.. U all who stand before Kings..

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
The society pushes them into it.

Akanoaaa:
Are they the only one in the society? They do what they wanted my broda.

Deltatoto:
u are d only sensible person on this thread pls try to contact me let me do weekend for U no matter how small.i believe every other comment there are put up by ppl who stl live in their parents house.when jungle matter we go hear from una

Viruscod3d:
U dont nid jazz to hack an email, u dont need jazz to intercept financial convos, u dont nid jazz to alternate bank details on invoices .. u dont nid jazz to give financial instructions using the clients legitimate email .. it's mostly illiterates and impatient ppl dat use jazz .. dont be decieved

orbitalgis:


The irony is that this wealth can be gotten through honest means.

Newpride:
There’s nothing like yahoo plus.

Money ritual is money ritual, blood money is also blood money ....

TeamSimple:

Okay I don hear you . Not saying we don't have yahoo guys running soft though , but once you start using humans alongside yahoo you become a ritualist and not yahoo boy .

YemiHadid:


What about ICQ?

Newpride:
There’s nothing like yahoo plus.

Money ritual is money ritual, blood money is also blood money ....

Newpride:
There’s nothing like yahoo plus.

Money ritual is money ritual, blood money is also blood money ....

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Smiles... I'm in Abuja.

Hotfreeze:


Longthroat, they want to do weekend for you on a Tuesday?

RIP in advance.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Dont be Silly. You must take NL seriously

RIP to You biko

marttol:
this young boys ain't using human parts o, but using diabolical powers

Hotfreeze:


Lolz
When you've already replied PM and sent details?
We'll read your story here on Nairaland.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Baba stop assuming Biko. Don't need shii from nobody for being realistic. Why prattling like you one pained boyfriend kwanu

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Whats the difference between using human parts and siphoning someone's destiny?

Hotfreeze:


Your life, your biz.
Nice nite.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Smiles... I'm in Abuja.

Deltatoto:
e no matter I can transfer

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Thanks.

abdulaz:


Most peeps here know nothing about yahoo. When their mates are pressing at night these nitwits here will be snoring in their fathers houses. When the boy finally blows they will say it’s ritual. Most of them still eat mama thank you and use their meager data to come and be spewing trash on nairaland.

Ritual is ritual and yahoo is yahoo. The former represents the lazy and unintelligent peeps while the later are smart dudes with good mental IQ.

The present state of the nation pushed a lot of dudes into the business where most are graduates and are also from poor homes where eating a day meal is like a dream.

Abeg NwanyiAwkaetiti contact me make I send you small thing for your data. You have just earned it.

The street has shamed a lot of haters who thought guys from poor homes without any help or connections wouldn’t become something in life.

I dey my house make sars come make we smoke weed together because when mugu fall Guyman must chop...God bless America.