So there is this girl whose name is chinaza that ive been obssessed about lately, i met her in january.
Our first date didnt go down well because she ordered for a bottle of beer and just to establish some dominance i had to order for two bottles. But then the problem is i dont drink so the beer really fuvked me up beyond repair, what i last remembered last was me standing up and knocking down some tables, i woke up the next day with my friends telling me how i was grabbing a girl and yelling a song at her, and they had to drag me home.


Fast forward i have been trying to call her and she wouldnt pick my calls so i decided to do sth that i thought wud melt her heart and that is buying her a wine while i wait for her at her house before she comes back frm work.
I was expecting her to be back by 7pm but then chinaza didnt show up until 11pm, around 11:25pm i had some chuckles around her lobby, she was with a guy and in panic i ran to hide inside her bathroom, but again somehow i heard a footstep coming to her bathroom and i had to scale through the window to escape, just then she saw sn but she didnt kno it was me, she started yelling and yelling and yelling, so with my wine in hand i started running towards the gate just then people in her compound started chasing me and sn caught up with me and before i knew it bunch of blows started landing on my face, stomach, legs.


I passed out and i woke up on hospital bed bandaged and i later realised that i had a broken rib.
The saddest part was chinaza didnt even come to visit me at d hospital. So devastating that she broke my heart and some foolish retards broke my ribs too.

I can't even say for sure what I'm laughing at right now...

So many things including stupidity.

Ur transmission power dey ur Village.
See as them dey beat ur drum u dey dance Shaku shaku.
Just go table ur matter for God hand if he remember u na only him fit cus break in Transmission.

so until you kill yourself because of one stupid love and your own personal stupidity my friend continue you will finally get there someday, it obvious love isnt for you my friend just de your lane or else this chinaza girl will bring your demise... a word is enough for the wise... the write up is quite funny though.... Mr Lover

Fight for wetin

Funnily fake.


*Modified

It is a true life story.

Funny and hard to believe.

You will make a good scriptwriter. Kudos!

Bluezy13:
Funnily fake

Its true.... i can still remember the colour of her lobby, its light yellow, and why wud i write a fake story about myself in a bad light.
The "i will fight for my love back" part is fake tho.

Gaspardd:

Its true.... i can still remember the colour of her lobby, its light yellow, and why wud i write a fake story about myself in a bad light.
The "i will fight for my love back" part is fake tho.

I believe you now.

Apologise for terming it fake.

Collect My Own

hahahaaaaahahaa

i cant really type.

Try again please