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Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by troubleseller: 11:10am On Jun 08, 2018
"The main guy died at the end".

"Aah. Why did you have to spoil it for me?"

"How? You were still going to find out."

"Yes but I wanted it to feel new when I did."

Most of us have had this conversation with one friend or the other. Even here on NL, it is a common occurrence. This thread was created with the aim of discussing spoilers so as not to take away its suspense by discussing it on the Movies thread. So, come in and discuss movie spoilers here.

Note: This thread is for MOVIE SPOILERS only. I do hope another thread is created for TV spoilers.

Welcome.
Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by troubleseller: 1:03pm On Jun 08, 2018
Beorn, how could you call Manchester by the Sea boring? It's drama. It's not supposed to be explosive. I mean it's ur opinion but u've got to understand why Casey won that Oscar. Can you remember that scene where he almost shot himself in the police station? Can u imagine telling somebody u did something wrong and they are nonchalant about it?

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Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by NwaAmaikpe: 1:10pm On Jun 08, 2018
shocked



I'm waiting for your thread of the Porn category.

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Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by Beorn: 1:27pm On Jun 08, 2018
troubleseller:
Beorn, how could you call Manchester by the Sea boring? It's drama. It's not supposed to be explosive. I mean it's ur opinion but u've got to understand why Casey won that Oscar. Can you remember that scene where he almost shot himself in the police station? Can u imagine telling somebody u did something wrong and they are nonchalant about it?

Some drama movies are explosive, e.g: Straight Outta Compton is a drama movie but it's explosive. There are different types of drama films.

That said, Manchester By Sea is boring to ME and I didn't enjoy it one bit, but another person might enjoy it. Casey Affleck acted brilliantly, but I just don't love the movie and can never suggest it to anyone. It's not because it's not explosive. Mudbound is a drama film and it's not explosive but I love it. Same applies to Room which is drama movie but a movie I can rewatch any day, anytime. There's nothing wrong if Manchester By Sea is deemed great by many people, we have different choices, but the movie to me was a total waste of time.

La La Land was an interesting musical drama film but apart from Köice and I, the rest of the people here disliked it and called it boring. So, it's different strokes for different peeps. Someone just said A Silent Place boring, while I rated the movie 8/10. The movie never bored me.
Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by oyetpel(m): 1:30pm On Jun 08, 2018
Manchester by the Sea was interesting.
Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by troubleseller: 1:32pm On Jun 08, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



I'm waiting for your thread of the Porn category.

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Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by troubleseller: 1:34pm On Jun 08, 2018
Beorn:

I've not still watched a Quiet Place. Heard not a sound is made in that movie.
Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by armadeo(m): 9:48am On Jun 09, 2018
jurassic world.


A remake of the Jurassic park.

Basically an old man wants to save the about to be extinct dinosaurs ( islandnis volcanic) and his protege wants to sell the dinosaurs for hard cash. Old man also has a grand daughter who's only role in the film is to show human cloning is possible ( maybe setting a pace for the next instalment)

Movie plot

Dinosaurs on an island about to go extinct because of volcanic activity. Government refuses to put thier money in aiding dinosaurs.

Woman has an NGO to save dinosaurs from extinction.

Her ex trained dinosaurs to behave.

Rich man calls woman offers funds to save dinosaurs ( funny enough he was the partner of the original founder of Jurassic park but they fell out ( also has a cane with mosquito in it)

Rich man's protege of course betrayed him to sell dinosaurs for cash.

Ex soldier type mercenary ( appears first in dark goggles ) and you Just know this guy would do something stupid in the lines of man over animal and get eaten by a dinosaur later ( i was right ) the scene was silly too..

Animals get captured carried for sale NGO woman and her ex get caught trying to save dinosaurs they escape and release the dinosaurs into the compound everybody screams and run around getting chewed by the new generation dinosaur designed for warfare.

Finally the animals are relaxed into the world to prevent them dying from asphyxiation by the clone child saying they deserve to live like her. Animals run free...

T rex and lion do a roar off, velociraptor appears at the city limits...voice over welcome to Jurassic world.


There's of course the strong female supporting character possibly butch and the squeaky crying nerdy male supporting character that screamed throughout the movie.

Opinion.

after the first scenes with the major characters you could tell the whole story. It was cliche but interesting.
A movie you should download a bluray copy of and watch not pay at the cinema ( for those of us in naija).

Rating 6/10 being loyal to the franchise. Good visuals and entertainment.
Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by troubleseller: 2:45pm On Jun 09, 2018
armadeo:
jurassic world
I'm not even going to watch this one. Everytime, is always about saving the dinosaurs. They should just let it rest. Not every movie needs to have a franchise.
Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by armadeo(m): 4:30pm On Jun 09, 2018
troubleseller:

I'm not even going to watch this one. Everytime, is always about saving the dinosaurs. They should just let it rest. Not every movie needs to have a franchise.

I th I k they should just kill the franchise now. But the last one crossed a billion dollars in sales so that's why they did another one leaving an avenue for continuity.

It's dead and would bomb at the box office. Let me even go and read reviews.

Cao what's your take.
Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by Beorn: 5:08pm On Jun 09, 2018
troubleseller:
I've not still watched a Quiet Place. Heard not a sound is made in that movie.

Sounds were made but for few minutes through out the entire movie. Making a sound will get you killed, hence why they had to keep mute.
Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by cao(f): 6:29pm On Jun 09, 2018
armadeo:


I th I k they should just kill the franchise now. But the last one crossed a billion dollars in sales so that's why they did another one leaving an avenue for continuity.

It's dead and would bomb at the box office. Let me even go and read reviews.

Cao what's your take.
Well, I just got back from actually watching. I enjoyed it and the bits from the trailer are from the first act. Granted, it still was about saving the dinosaurs and the hubris of man. But, unlike say the how transformers killed itself by having no real continuity and basically relying on the McGuffin and creating new plot holes with every subsequent instalment. For now, I'm still good with the Jurassic Park franchise.

It still surprises me it got a new trilogy (they always come in 3s), since the original trilogy didn't consistently make huge bank.
Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by oyetpel(m): 10:41am On Jun 12, 2018
Small town crime

Even though i rated this movie high it made a little mess of itself at a point.

Why will ex-cop Mike Kendall ride a bike to his friend's house, and also left the bike in front of his friend's house when he knows he is being chased by hire killers.
Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by troubleseller: 8:56am On Jun 13, 2018
Ishilove:

Care to expatiate?
There was a scene where the female of the film (the cast consists of just three people) mutilated her own genitals and nothing was covered. Everything was explicit. And that's just the beginning. Download and watch the movie if you can to understand what I am talking about.
Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by troubleseller: 9:04am On Jun 13, 2018
KoiceReloaded:

Antichrist is one of his more profound compositions, maybe a little understated compare to Nymphomaniac, but visually and mentally provocative like always. I love the way he push the boundaries in filmmaking. I mean, there is no threshhold he won't cross. I really admire that in a writer/director. The man's a visionary.
You sound like those critics for Guardian or Times talking like this. What was visionary about showing a woman mutilate her own genitals? I want provocative movies not downright explicit porn. I am not even sure porn is as explicit as that movie was. What did that scene serve in the big picture of the movie? You want to know who was really visionary? Stanley Kubrick was visionary, Nolan is visionary, James Cameron is visionary, Spielberg was visionary making Jaws. Lars is just this European weirdo who wants a couple to faint anytime his movies screen. There's nothing visionary about that.
Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by Ishilove: 9:06am On Jun 13, 2018
troubleseller:
There was a scene where the female of the film (the cast consists of just three people) mutilated her own genitals and nothing was covered. Everything was explicit.
Is that supposed to be art? embarassed
Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by Ishilove: 9:09am On Jun 13, 2018
troubleseller:
You sound like those critics for Guardian or Times talking like this. What was visionary about showing a woman mutilate her own genitals? I want provocative movies not downright explicit porn. I am not even sure porn is as explicit as that movie was. What did that scene serve in the big picture of the movie? You want to know who was really visionary? Stanley Kubrick was visionary, Nolan is visionary, James Cameron is visionary, Spielberg was visionary making Jaws. Lars is just this European weirdo who wants a couple to faint anytime his movies screen. There's nothing visionary about that.
Preach.

By 'provocative', I assume you mean thought provoking movies.
Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by Nobody: 9:11am On Jun 13, 2018
troubleseller:
You sound like those critics for Guardian or Times talking like this. What was visionary about showing a woman mutilate her own genitals? I want provocative movies not downright explicit porn. I am not even sure porn is as explicit as that movie was. What did that scene serve in the big picture of the movie? You want to know who was really visionary? Stanley Kubrick was visionary, Nolan is visionary, James Cameron is visionary, Spielberg was visionary making Jaws. Lars is just this European weirdo who wants a couple to faint anytime his movies screen. There's nothing visionary about that.

Your opinion. I believe what I believe.
Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by troubleseller: 9:15am On Jun 13, 2018
Ishilove:

Is that supposed to be art? embarassed
I don't know for Oyibo and their definition of art oooo. They look at a movie like Nymphomaniac and call it art. That shvt should be on Pornhub.
Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by troubleseller: 9:18am On Jun 13, 2018
Ishilove:

Preach.

By 'provocative', I assume you mean thought provoking movies.
Yes. Take a movie like Dark Knight by Nolan. It made me wonder what really made a villain? Was it his actions or his intentions. The only thing that Antichrist movie provocated were my disgust organs.
Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by Nobody: 10:43am On Jun 13, 2018
troubleseller:
You sound like those critics for Guardian or Times talking like this. What was visionary about showing a woman mutilate her own genitals? I want provocative movies not downright explicit porn. I am not even sure porn is as explicit as that movie was. What did that scene serve in the big picture of the movie? You want to know who was really visionary? Stanley Kubrick was visionary, Nolan is visionary, James Cameron is visionary, Spielberg was visionary making Jaws. Lars is just this European weirdo who wants a couple to faint anytime his movies screen. There's nothing visionary about that.

Dude, I can't figure you out. I'm pretty good at figuring people out, but you... you're as inconsistent as the UK weather. I thought you're all about "gays are human beings too. They should be accepted in our society. We're backward for not airing gay content in our media. All hail the western progressive ideas... Yay!" Then, the moment you glimpsed a little geniitalia in a mainstream movie, you freaked out. Dude, you're the last person I would have expected to criticize Lars Von Trier productions. I tagged you for a liberal, and yet here we are. Guess what dude? You can't be liberal and conservative at the drop of a hat. You're either one or the other, you can't be both.

LVT is trying to revolutionize the modern movie as we know it. How many directors have had the gut to show full-frontal nudity and unstimulated sex scenes in mainstream movies till LVT comes along and made it a mainstay? How many directors have had the gut to produce something very risque and then goes along to screen them at the world most prestigious movie festival (Cannes), and received praise and awards for them? And somehow, you don't think it's visionary/revolutionary? Somehow in that "progressive" brain of us, you think it's p0rn, and yet, you're clamouring for gay films at the same time? Dude make up your mind, will you?

It's not only revolutionary when something suits you, okay? All those great movie directors you mention made their mark in their own respective niches, and are remembered for it. LVT is the same, basically. He did something in his own niche (and still doing) that only few have done before him and will always be remembered as the guy that inspired the influx of masterpieces like Romance (1999), Baise-moi (2000), Intimacy (2001), Vincent Gallo's The Brown Bunny (2003), and Michael Winterbottom's 9 Songs (2004). Tinto Brass was another visionary, but that's a talk for another day. And btw, LVT movies are metaphoric... they don't interprete literally.
Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by Ishilove: 10:45am On Jun 13, 2018
troubleseller:
I don't know for Oyibo and their definition of art oooo. They look at a movie like Nymphomaniac and call it art. That shvt should be on Pornhub.
Is Nymphomaniac an actual movie??
Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by troubleseller: 11:26am On Jun 13, 2018
Ishilove:

Is Nymphomaniac an actual movie??
Not only is it a movie, it has two parts

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Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by troubleseller: 11:38am On Jun 13, 2018
KoiceReloaded:


Dude, I can't figure you out. I'm pretty good at figuring people out, but you... you're as inconsistent as the UK weather. I thought you're all about "gays are human beings too. They should be accepted in our society. We're backward for not airing gay content in our media. All hail the western progressive ideas... Yay!" Then, the moment you glimpsed a little geniitalia in a mainstream movie, you freaked out. Dude, you're the last person I would have expected to criticize Lars Von Trier productions. I tagged you for a liberal, and yet here we are. Guess what dude? You can't be liberal and conservative at the drop of a hat. You're either one or the other, you can't be both.
Firstly, I don't even know where you got this impression of me from. Maybe u've confused me with someone else but whatever. Let me just state it clearly here. Everybody is free to do whatever he wants and as for the LGBTQHHDHDHE whatever, I don't give a flying hoot what they do. It's their life but don't bring that shvt near me. I don't hate them. The same way I don't hate someone who disagrees with me, I tolerate the person. Liberal, conservative, progressive You keep using these big asss vocabs. You should know there's no rule guiding what you should like or hate. Fvck these liberal, conservativeness and progressiveness. Those are boxes to confine your tastes.
Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by troubleseller: 11:45am On Jun 13, 2018
KoiceReloaded:


LVT is trying to revolutionize the modern movie as we know it. How many directors have had the gut to show full-frontal nudity and unstimulated sex scenes in mainstream movies till LVT comes along and made it a mainstay? How many directors have had the gut to produce something very risque and then goes along to screen them at the world most prestigious movie festival (Cannes), and received praise and awards for them? And somehow, you don't think it's visionary/revolutionary? Somehow in that "progressive" brain of us, you think it's p0rn, and yet, you're clamouring for gay films at the same time? Dude make up your mind, will you?

Bros chill. Next thing we know you'd say I'm gay

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Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by Nobody: 11:48am On Jun 13, 2018
Ishilove:

Is Nymphomaniac an actual movie??

has part 1 and 2
Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by Ishilove: 11:49am On Jun 13, 2018
troubleseller:
Not only is it a movie, it has two parts
And our darling KoiceReloaded is a fan. cheesy
Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by Nobody: 11:49am On Jun 13, 2018
KoiceReloaded:


Dude, I can't figure you out. I'm pretty good at figuring people out, but you... you're as inconsistent as the UK weather. I thought you're all about "gays are human beings too. They should be accepted in our society. We're backward for not airing gay content in our media. All hail the western progressive ideas... Yay!" Then, the moment you glimpsed a little geniitalia in a mainstream movie, you freaked out. Dude, you're the last person I would have expected to criticize Lars Von Trier productions. I tagged you for a liberal, and yet here we are. Guess what dude? You can't be liberal and conservative at the drop of a hat. You're either one or the other, you can't be both.

LVT is trying to revolutionize the modern movie as we know it. How many directors have had the gut to show full-frontal nudity and unstimulated sex scenes in mainstream movies till LVT comes along and made it a mainstay? How many directors have had the gut to produce something very risque and then goes along to screen them at the world most prestigious movie festival (Cannes), and received praise and awards for them? And somehow, you don't think it's visionary/revolutionary? Somehow in that "progressive" brain of us, you think it's p0rn, and yet, you're clamouring for gay films at the same time? Dude make up your mind, will you?

It's not only revolutionary when something suits you, okay? All those great movie directors you mention made their mark in their own respective niches, and are remembered for it. LVT is the same, basically. He did something in his own niche (and still doing) that only few have done before him and will always be remembered as the guy that inspired the influx of masterpieces like Romance (1999), Baise-moi (2000), Intimacy (2001), Vincent Gallo's The Brown Bunny (2003), and Michael Winterbottom's 9 Songs (2004). Tinto Brass was another visionary, but that's a talk for another day. And btw, LVT movies are metaphoric... they don't interprete literally.

smilf has full frontal nudity - though its a tv show
Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by troubleseller: 11:50am On Jun 13, 2018
KoiceReloaded:


It's not only revolutionary when something suits you, okay? All those great movie directors you mention made their mark in their own respective niches, and are remembered for it. LVT is the same, basically. He did something in his own niche (and still doing) that only few have done before him and will always be remembered as the guy that inspired the influx of masterpieces like Romance (1999), Baise-moi (2000), Intimacy (2001), Vincent Gallo's The Brown Bunny (2003), and Michael Winterbottom's 9 Songs (2004). Tinto Brass was another visionary, but that's a talk for another day. [b] And btw, LVT movies are metaphoric... they don't interprete literally.[\b]
Ok. Oblige me. I guess you have seen Antichrist. Can you give me the "literal" explanation to the movie?
Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by troubleseller: 11:50am On Jun 13, 2018
Ishilove:

And our darling KoiceReloaded is a fan. cheesy
Yas
Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by Ishilove: 11:51am On Jun 13, 2018
oyb:


has part 1 and 2
You've watched it? grin
Re: Warning!!! Movie Spoilers. by troubleseller: 11:52am On Jun 13, 2018
oyb:


smilf has full frontal nudity - though its a tv show
Westworld has full frontal nudity but I bet you it's not as unnecessary or as "in your face" as Antichrist

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