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Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by tosyne2much(m): 4:34pm On Jun 08, 2018

VampireeM:
That no 3 is the most annoying in this List. Some guys are just not worth visiting, they always want to try something. Always having erections when in an enclosed space with the opposite sex

You don't mean it?

Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by Nobody: 4:34pm On Jun 08, 2018

Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by PrinceCEE(m): 4:35pm On Jun 08, 2018

7abibi:
no 25

You're an idiot!

Must you quote everything?

Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by Ellabae(f): 4:50pm On Jun 08, 2018

so funny

Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by Prestige16(m): 4:53pm On Jun 08, 2018

Unfortunately while some of these may seem true with some men, the memes looks like the type categorising majority of girls as olosho... Its all about what benefits them

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Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by cooljude(m): 5:08pm On Jun 08, 2018

Prestige16:
Unfortunately while some of these may seem true with some men, the memes looks like the type categorising majority of girls as olosho... Its all about what benefits them

Most women are after their personal want. Girl wey never show atom of love go instantly dey call you sweet name because she wants money from you.

When she first chat and discuss with you, she will give you the independent woman scam format. Baba, na better scam ooo. When billing go start eeeh, you go dey wonder whether she get identical twin sister wey dem switch to her.

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Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by Jumbus31(m): 5:10pm On Jun 08, 2018

VampireeM:
That no 3 is the most annoying in this List. Some guys are just not worth visiting, they always want to try something. Always having erections when in an enclosed space with the opposite sex

You should be happy that your guy is having erection while he's with you in an enclosed space. And why won't I have erection when I'm with my bae in an enclosed place? Because my bae look sexy and attractive. Or do you think they cellotape or super glue my dick?

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Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by Jumbus31(m): 5:11pm On Jun 08, 2018

VampireeM:
That no 3 is the most annoying in this List. Some guys are just not worth visiting, they always want to try something. Always having erections when in an enclosed space with the opposite sex

Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by lordcrypto: 5:23pm On Jun 08, 2018

Simplep:
Lol,make i reserve am

Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by ImaIma1(f): 5:27pm On Jun 08, 2018

You guys are living in denial.

Y'all saying wom en lie more...women this...women that.

Are women the topic of discussion? No

Do men lie? Yes.

Stick to the topic.

Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by VampireeM(f): 5:59pm On Jun 08, 2018

Jumbus31:
You should be happy that your guy is having erection while he's with you in an enclosed space. And why won't I have erection when I'm with my bae in an enclosed place? Because my bae look sexy and attractive. Or do you think they cellotape or super glue my dick?

Not my man cause he is excluded. I mean males I am not in a relationship with. Wondering why a guy should be telling me he is Hot like I send him msg abi am his babe¿.

Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by Kingdolo(m): 6:09pm On Jun 08, 2018

YANBABA STOP EXPOSING YOUR NIGGAS.

Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by malificent(f): 6:40pm On Jun 08, 2018

kushercain:
The problem with these your lists is the longer it gets, the drier it becomes

Thank you. I was just about to say this. He should try minimize it to at least 10 or 15..

Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by Goldmaxx(f): 7:07pm On Jun 08, 2018

Simplep:
Men are jst.........i give up

you look sexy sha.. I will like to fùüçk you.. do you mind?

Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by mattmogan88: 7:19pm On Jun 08, 2018

that number three ;Dthat number three

Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by Kingsley10000: 7:26pm On Jun 08, 2018

9JA GIRLS CAN ONLY OFFER U TOTO THATS ALL

Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by Kingsley10000: 7:28pm On Jun 08, 2018

Goldmaxx:
you look sexy sha.. I will like to fùüçk you.. do you mind?

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Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by thesicilian: 7:31pm On Jun 08, 2018

True lies.

Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by innytee: 7:34pm On Jun 08, 2018

VampireeM:
That no 3 is the most annoying in this List. Some guys are just not worth visiting, they always want to try something. Always having erections when in an enclosed space with the opposite sex

thats to show that he is a real MAN

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Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by ACE1010: 7:37pm On Jun 08, 2018

Headlesschicken:
Women are d worst.... Some once they open dia mouth d oil would start flowing...

Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by rickyboss333: 7:53pm On Jun 08, 2018

well, i just feel a woman wrote these things. for instance, i see nothing wrong with no 1. so let d guy send u tfare then u for d babe mind u don turn mugu abi? if girls were sincere in d first place, i see no reason no 1 would be a lie. its only a guy that has be played b4 that will say that.

Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by Goldmaxx(f): 8:45pm On Jun 08, 2018

Kingsley10000:
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na joke na why you dey take life serious lol

Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by OgahBohz: 9:07pm On Jun 08, 2018

Halyma:
While reading this, I was laughing uncontrollably.

and you came here to tell us ...

for what exactly ...

waste of valuable space !

Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by OgahBohz: 9:10pm On Jun 08, 2018

ImaIma1:
You guys are living in denial.
Y'all saying wom en lie more...women this...women that.
Are women the topic of discussion? No
Do men lie? Yes.
Stick to the topic.

so when talking about Lagos, someone shouldn't make reference to Abuja?
u don av sense..

Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by OgahBohz: 9:14pm On Jun 08, 2018

VampireeM:

Not my man cause he is excluded. I mean males I am not in a relationship with. Wondering why a guy should be telling me he is Hot like I send him msg abi am his babe¿.

mumu the guy is talking about people in relationship, ...

so you don't even have little sense of comprehension ...

your bf is trying..

Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by Nobody: 10:21pm On Jun 08, 2018

Kingsley1000:
Quite hilarous...i will not come inside" greatest lie ever told by men

your problem is bigger than the joke

Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by kasim155: 10:52pm On Jun 08, 2018

Lol. I am guilty of some of them sha mostly 1,2 n 4.

Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by ImaIma1(f): 12:11am On Jun 09, 2018

OgahBohz:

so when talking about Lagos, someone shouldn't make reference to Abuja?

u don av sense..

Saying i don't have sense shows your level of maturity and inability to converse intellectually.

You can pass your message across without throwing insults like a spoilt child.

I am not one of those girls you can talk down on. Be guided.

Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by OgahBohz: 12:30am On Jun 09, 2018

[quote author=ImaIma1 post=68309463]

Saying i don't have sense shows your level of maturity and inability to converse intellectually.

You can pass your message across without throwing insults like a spoilt child.

I am not one of those girls you can talk down on. Be guided.
[/qu

OK so now that I ave insulted what should I do ma?

honestly ,I dont wan to insult you o...

buh U STILL DON'T HAVE SENSE !!

Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by Octaves(m): 12:52am On Jun 09, 2018

VampireeM:
That no 3 is the most annoying in this List. Some guys are just not worth visiting, they always want to try something. Always having erections when in an enclosed space with the opposite sex

haba. you want the man to start suffering from erectile dysfunction. having erections shows the guy is healthy. I think that's a compliment to the girl causing it.p

Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by Hayzead07(m): 1:31am On Jun 09, 2018

IamD18:

Then start visiting your male siblings that are worth visiting, not male strangers, our crib no be church.

Funny enough, most of you pretends but will still prepare by shaving your pubic hairs and wearing new panties when visiting.

some of them no even dey wear panties

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