LOL

I'm not corrupt, I would have looted ONLY N10,000

Coz, i'd have loved to be a president in the sixties.

That'd have been mad money then though, 

How'bout you?

SHAT UP!!!!
yu corrupt die!!! already planning wat to do if yu get there, dnt tell me ''ahh that not my dream in life'' the people there,datz nt there dream in life too,dey jus got there by wuru wuru to make capital for their dreams, lol

Prolly around 10 million dollars. Would be buy me a nice car, help me marry FL Gator, and maybe an apartment in some European country.

Then I would make sure i make some viable projects before I leave.

Cockpitboy:

LOL

I'm not corrupt, I would have looted ONLY N10,000

Coz, i'd have loved to be a president in the sixties.

That'd have been mad money then though, 

How'bout you?

Sharap dia!!!!!
. . .Somebody like you that has been looking for our independence docs to sell.

If i can lay my hands on all the states allocation at once, i think i'd be okay.

But really, to be serious,this is how dey think too

LMA0 at all una posts. @ SEFAGO, you may need more than $10M to marry FL Gators o. That babe seems more high maintenance than Naomi Campbell.

@poster
You don't need to loot as prez of naija. The perks of office and 'gifts' from 'grateful' contractors are more than enough to make you a $$billionaire. Lol.

LMA0 at all una posts. @ SEFAGO, you may need more than $10M to marry FL Gators o. That babe seems more high maintenance than Naomi Campbell.

I know that she will leave me after my 10 milla done finish, but i will make sure i get my moneys worth b4 she leavels

There is no reason to loot just being the president gets you connections- that no other Nigerian could ever get.

SEFAGO:

Prolly around 10 million dollars. Would be buy me a nice car, help me marry FL Gator, and maybe an apartment in some European country.

Then I would make sure i make some viable projects before I leave.

Leave? interesting.

Anywayz, $10mil is not close to enough. . . .add 3 more zeroes.

@Post
It depends. . . . let's say "alot" will suffix.

Well being an honest Biafra-nigerian like myself I will loot NADA. I'll just collect my salary and enjoy the lovely perks of being a head of state.

biafra, lol

udezue:

Well being an honest Biafra-nigerian like myself I will loot NADA. I'll just collect my salary and enjoy the lovely perks of being a head of state.

You sure bros? No be say you will forget all this biafra crap when you see gold. Abeg perks ko, perks ni. What are the eprks? Your life is under danger from some random coup.

SEFAGO:

You sure bros? No be say you will forget all this biafra crap when you see gold. Abeg perks ko, perks ni. What are the eprks? Your life is under danger from some random coup.

. . .Therefore, you will move CBN to Aso Rock and some oil blocks to Ijebu?
Am getting worried by what really mean by 10 milla.

Sefago and co.lol
Biafra crap? Nkita michakwa gi onu. The perks are some of trips abroad, rubbing shoulders with powerful world leaders, getting all the legal connections I need. I will still do a very good job as a Pres and will put the nation where it should be. The best President you haven't had is me the Biafra-Nigerian. I'm very honest and also firm. Coup won't be possible while I'm in charge. Its the Biafran in me.

well since nobody challenges the thieves that looth and destroyed the country, i will only looth BILLIONS OF POUNDS since you know am mr money £, and i CAN assure you that more oil will flow to cover my looth 

Biafra crap? Nkita michakwa gi onu. The perks are some of trips abroad, rubbing shoulders with powerful world leaders, getting all the legal connections I need. I will still do a very good job as a Pres and will put the nation where it should be. The best President you haven't had is me the Biafra-Nigerian. I'm very honest and also firm. Coup won't be possible while I'm in charge. Its the Biafran in me.

You can get that + steal money on the side lol. You can also be a good president and steal money IMO. You just have to find balance- good projects and economic policies which could provide comfort to the citizens, while stealing moderately- i.e proportionally to how well nigeria is doing.

Coup? Man coup is always possible in Nigeria lol. Anytime, anyday except you weaken the military .

Therefore, you will move CBN to Aso Rock and some oil blocks to Ijebu?

yep, then use the dividends to beautify my FL Gator.

Whats wrong?

SEFAGO:

You can get that + steal money on the side lol. You can also be a good president and steal money IMO. You just have to find balance- good projects and economic policies which could provide comfort to the citizens, while stealing moderately- i.e proportionally to how well nigeria is doing.

Coup? Man coup is always possible in Nigeria lol. Anytime, anyday except you weaken the military .

yep, then use the dividends to beautify my FL Gator.

Whats wrong?

Ok. . . . this is where it stops.

ha playing I need someone to make fun off. Its just that no girl is in the politics section- they are all romancing in a section i dont frequent.

I dont care. Fimisile.

tpia, kobojukie, EzeUche. Girls plenty for here.

Ezeuche is not a girl. Kobojunkie and Tpia are too manly lol, and they are definitely not girls. They are closing menopause lol

[Sefago has a big mouth]

Ok, I was not here when they all come attacking.

Dont bother me dont say my ID, unless I bother you first. Thatz how it goes

** just passing tru **

why would you want to loot, its all a poverty mentality. what were u doing before you became president,

, una no wan dey honest shey?, lol

@OP
only 6billion naira would do.d rest i will use to turn nigeria into darfur new york

If i am the president of nigeria. I would not loot the country, because only people who lack understand are looting the country. Money can not buy you happiness.
Money can buy you bed, but cant buy you sleep. It is the way you see life. Happiness is not in what you have. There is no different between all cars. It is just marketer that are trying to make money. as long as the car takes you from one place to another.
Dont let money use you. You use money.
I would rather be remember for developing a country than be remember for become rich by looting it.

Musiwa,:

If i am the president of nigeria. I would not loot the country, because only people who lack understand are looting the country. Money can not buy you happiness.
Money can buy you bed, but cant buy you sleep. It is the way you see life. Happiness is not in what you have. There is no different between all cars. It is just marketer that are trying to make money. as long as the car takes you from one place to another.
Dont let money use you. You use money.
I would rather be remember for developing a country than be remember for become rich by looting it.

Let them give you a national award.

pro01:

Let them give you a national award.

i will not loot o

cos i know guys can retrieve these posts years later when i really wanna go into politics

dont want no sandy sandy in me garri

say no to Looting

datz crazy!!!u for no write anything at all.