Share your experiences when you went to buy Contraceptives, birth control pills or pads from a store.

This is mine;
I went to a pharmacist opposite my office to buy Contraceptives one evening, and the lady started looking at me with a wry smile, speeding the way she talked and it almost got me annoyed. I tried to act normal like i was buying any normal commodity from a pharmacy, but she continued acting like i was stupid for wanting to buy a condom.
Me; give me 1 packet
Her: which one na? (With her voice so high and authoritative.
At the end i managed to buy skin to skin when what i normally use is durex.

If you know you dont want to sell Contraceptives, why bring them to your shop.
One twitter influencer, Aproko doctor said, his friend a female went to buy condom and the seller started preaching to her there.

Share yours...

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There's one provision shop close to my area. We persuaded the woman to start selling condom cos the pharmacy is kinda far from us. One night, during rush-hour, I went to get my weapon cos there's already an agreed battle that night, man need to prepare.
On getting there, the woman was busy attending to 3 Deeper life women returning from Bible class, I bluntly told the woman to help me get 2 Gold circle Condom.. You need to see the way those women were looking at me like I'm assistant devil. I no even send them sef.
It's better to be seen as a devil and stay safe than to be seen as an angel and gets infected.

Davash222:
There's one provision shop close to my area. We persuaded the woman to start selling condom cos the pharmacy is kinda far from us. One night, during rush-hour, I went to get my weapon cos there's already an agreed battle that night, man need to prepare.
On getting there, the woman was busy attending to 3 Deeper life women returning from Bible class, I bluntly told the woman to help me get 2 Gold circle Condom.. You need to see the way those women were looking at me like I'm assistant devil. I no even send them sef.
It's better to be seen as a devil and stay safe than to be seen as an angel and gets infected.

Cos of this, some pple can travel from oyo state to anambra just to buy condom

krissconnect:

Cos of this, some pple can travel from oyo state to anambra just to buy condom

I call them kids.

Davash222:

I call them kids.

the truth is bitter, stay away from premarital sex.

Easybela:
the truth is bitter, stay away from premarital sex.

Are you a virgin?

Always try to buy in bulk at a chemist within a market or where wholesale drugs are sold with a packet not a sachet of paracetamol alongside it, they will think you are selling it, that’s what I do & it takes months before I stock another. With that, you will be free from the stupid attitude they give when you are buying.

Easybela:
the truth is bitter, stay away from premarital sex.

yoU be gay?

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krissconnect:

Cos of this, some pple can travel from oyo state to anambra just to buy condom

Nigerian Roja perish for lack of wisdom. Kriss you better give your life to Christ and change your ways

jamesfadairo:


Nigerian Roja perish for lack of wisdom. Kriss you better give your life to Christ and change your ways

Guu where u dey since oo. Ur whatsapp bundle don finish?

Makes me remember one funny encounter I had there’s this girl that spent the night with me had just one pack of gold circle we ran out of it at night then in the morning wanted to have a quickie before she left na xo my neighbor too no get o come see as I de find condom up and down for early Morning ard 7 most of the pharmacy around haven’t open yet had to go to next street the women I asked the woman just burst to laugh loud ni o say this early morning na wetin I wan use patronize her b dis me just born face last last I bought malt and milk join am sha the girl self de laugh wen I came back

krissconnect:

Guu where u dey since oo. Ur whatsapp bundle don finish?

lol, no oo

remember when a chronic bachelor in his early 40's sent me to buy for him and i was confused and asked him Y Sending me? he said the chemist woman always refuse to sell condoms and contraceptives to him because the woman say him don reach to marry and get children

jamesfadairo:


lol, no oo

If u dey come back, try sub for denis rela too.. him sub finish too

krissconnect:

If u dey come back, try sub for denis rela too.. him sub finish too

lol, since when?

I remember one day, didn't plan on buying condoms though. Just came to the mall to buy some random things I needed.

When I got to the cashier or whatever they are called, she was a female anyway, probably in her early 20's. Then I kept staring at the condom, I was caught up with this dilemma to either buy one or not. And it was right next to the cashier.

Omo, the babe noticed oh. She started advertising all the condoms to me. Lol, She even took some of them, told me to feel it, that I would enjoy using it. Mehn, that girl was a condom expert, she even showed me the best condoms to get the best sensation from. She nor even shame as per cashier and the people that were on the queue behind me, were just staring.

I still regret not flirting with that girl that day, since then i haven't seen her on duty in that mall again. Forget fine face, Owerri girls bad gan.

krissconnect:
Share your experiences when you went to buy Contraceptives, birth control pills or pads from a store.

This is mine;
I went to a pharmacist opposite my office to buy Contraceptives one evening, and the lady started looking at me with a wry smile, speeding the way she talked and it almost got me annoyed. I tried to act normal like i was buying any normal commodity from a pharmacy, but she continued acting like i was stupid for wanting to buy a condom.
Me; give me 1 packet
Her: which one na? (With her voice so high and authoritative.
At the end i managed to buy skin to skin when what i normally use is durex.

If you know you dont want to sell Contraceptives, why bring them to your shop.
One twitter influencer, Aproko doctor said, his friend a female went to buy condom and the seller started preaching to her there.

Share yours...

my own I almost scatter the place with laugh.

Mayng01:
Always try to buy in bulk at a chemist within a market or where wholesale drugs are sold with a packet not a sachet of paracetamol alongside it, they will think you are selling it, that’s what I do & it takes months before I stock another. With that, you will be free from the stupid attitude they give when you are buying.

no wonder, when your Monika be like magnum

jamesfadairo:



lol, since when?

Sinc d day u stoo to dey show oo

Lalasticlala come share your own mbok

It's only in stories that I do hear of your church Pastor catching you with condom.

There was this evening I wanted to bang this Babe from the house across my apartment. That was when I was in 200 level.

The sex just came as a surprise to me cause she was really beautiful and in her final year.
She came over to my one room apartment and we started talking, one thing led to the other and we started to smooch sha.

She said she won't have sex with me unless I Hausa condom.

Nah so I Japa oo, went straight to the main road to get it. I checked the first pharmacy, but there were too many people there so just checked the other one, fortunately no one was there.

I bought two packs of condoms and as they were on the counter, I asked the lady to get me a nylon so I could place them inside.

That's how I heard my name "Brother Phillip". Our pastor voice.
God I wan die, I just stand dey look, I no fit talk anything.
He just shook his head and said
" Hope you know you are the usher tomorrow, you must come to church tomorrow. Goodnight"

I just took my condoms and left. When I got home sef my dick no gree stand. I just dey reason my life.

Wetin Pastor talk the next dey ehnnnn
_To be continued_

krissconnect:

Sinc d day u stoo to dey show oo

lol, its like they sent that guy to me

philpwresh:
It's only in stories that I do hear of your church Pastor catching you with condom.

There was this evening I wanted to bang this Babe from the house across my apartment. That was when I was in 200 level.

The sex just came as a surprise to me cause she was really beautiful and in her final year.
She came over to my one room apartment and we started talking, one thing led to the other and we started to smooch sha.

She said she won't have sex with me unless I Hausa condom.

Nah so I Japa oo, went straight to the main road to get it. I checked the first pharmacy, but there were too many people there so just checked the other one, fortunately no one was there.

I bought two packs of condoms and as they were on the counter, I asked the lady to get me a nylon so I could place them inside.

That's how I heard my name "Brother Phillip". Our pastor voice.
God I wan die, I just stand dey look, I no fit talk anything.
He just shook his head and said
" Hope you know you are the usher tomorrow, you must come to church tomorrow. Goodnight"

I just took my condoms and left. When I got home sef my dick no gree stand. I just dey reason my life.

Wetin Pastor talk the next dey ehnnnn
_To be continued_

baba finish this talk Na.. lmao

Observing

jamesfadairo:
lol, its like they sent that guy to me

Hahaha. I dey tell u

Be like them no born the person way go try am for my side well. If im look my face no be person go tell am make im behave herself do her job.

Davash222:

I call them kids.

Factz