I tend to get erections whenever am angry... I tend to get erections whenever am angry...

in a bus ....thank God i had my cross bag ..... dude just block my willy from embarrassment

Oyindidi:
hard to believe

Well, the experience itself is a hard one.

At Carl care service centre while everyone was seated...and then the call..next person please..Jeez i cudnt stand was so hard. Had to defer my turn. funny was in a hurry that day still wondering why Junior stood up without teling me before hand

during deliverance while in church @ a 3 day rally crusade

Twas on a queue of over 4000 with everybody pressing against everyone and a girl was in my front. Even though my mind was totally on getting accredited, the big bros had other thoughts. I knew I couldn't leave the queue and she knew she couldn't too. Twas an embarrassing moment for us both....I sha use humour to cover up sha, as per sharp guy wey I be.

randomly... I have had it like twice today

Ribajae:



I know you don't have a breast.

lol. I don't have breast. Can't be carying load up and down

TeamLeader:
Guy's you won't understand, today i went to get my pvc at ikeja and one babe with better massive boobs like that walked in. She received a call and BOOM with excitement she began to jump updandan with her boobs flashing, radiating massively disturbing my peace.
My brain just de calculate and miscalculate at the same time. I just get out of the office before i disgrace myself with the tight jeans i wear.

Share yours. We de wait

Everywhere and I do mean EVERYWHERE!!!

Wonderful comments so far!

D most memorable was during my sec school days,I always say at d front row seat no twas a tight maths lecture......my biro fell down no went missing....i had t bent down in search of d biro....and d things I saw dat day,as fa as I didn't get blind dat day,i wunt get blind again... I later found d pen but purposely delayed to enjoy d rare beautiful view....on raising up,my rod was super erect,,d kin erection wey de tear Jean and I was on uniform (plain trouser) d teacher was like

Hey u stand up wot were u looking for down there,am here teaching n u busy playing right

No sir my my my pen fell down n I was loo

I said stand up young man, before I come there

Seriously av never bin so confused in my life ,i had to open my bag like am looking for something, place it directly in front of me on d desk bfre standing up....n wen I stood up,i just placed my hands on d bag making am well covered..........

Lol... In the car