A man walked into the vegetable section of his local supermarket and asked for half a head of lettuce.
The boy working there told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy asked his manager about the matter.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to his Manager, "Some t**ser wants to buy a half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."

The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later, the Manager found the boy and said, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on
their feet here.

Where are you from son?"

"Originally from Marina sir," the boy replied.

"Why did you leave Marina ?" the manager asked.

The boy answered, "Sir, there's nothing but pro$titutes and footballers there."

"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Marina , "

Juwon replied "No *****! thats awesome" . "Who does she play for?"

Juwon aims to be a M.doctor when he grow up, a day work experience was arranged for him by his teacher uncle efo.
A woman was in hospital and gives birth to a child. Juwon promptly snatches up the child and starts swinging it around his head by the umbilical cord.

"You're killing my baby!" screams the woman

By now he is smacking the baby against the wall, and the mother is understandably hysterical,

"My BABY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING AHHHHH"

With a sickening crack the doctor smacks the baby on the floor, and hands it to the woman

"YOU'VE KILLED IT" she screams. Juwon replies;

"Only winding you up madam. You had a miscarriage"

Juwon volunterred for the police to catch pro$titues.
There was this woman who was a pro$titute and lived with her grandmother, but she didn't want her granny to know, so she sneaked out every night.
One night he someone giving her money, and she was arrested.
The next day he lined up all the love-peddlers in town for questioning, when the granny saw her granddaughter and said "Why are you queuing up?" The granddaughter said "er, we're lining up to buy some oranges" the granny said, "oh I like oranges" and joined the queue.

When Juwon got to the granny he asked her "You're very old, how do you do it?" so the granny replied "Oh its easy dear, I just take my false teeth out and suck 'em dry!" Juwon fainted

^^funny

I like the first one

nice joke, keep em comn lol

@whitehores,

that 1st joke is da bomb

nice jokes, especially the 1st and 3rd jokes

I was laughing on the 3rd joke, so funny.

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