Berger to Ajah

Once upon a time there was a girl who lived in a faraway town called Berger. It was a very peaceful and mostly uneventful town. She'd sit at home bored and dream of what life would be like in a town she had heard so many fun stories about. She had heard this land is populated with many fair maidens and charming princes and the streets were paved with everything superfluous.
One day she got an Idea, " I shall write a letter in which I'd pour out my heart and attach it to a tweety bird �, the bird shall I set free and hope it reaches a charming prince who'd fall in love and come saveth me from this peril I hateth so dear"
So she did as planned and lucky for her the Tweety bird � landed right in the middle of the town she expected and was discovered by a charming prince! What are the odds? The prince read the attached letter and truly feel in love with the eloquence and beauty in her poetry. A friendship was built and they began to exchange letters using tweety birds �.
An arrangement was made for a meeting between the girl and the prince. She was so elated, not only was she going to the much talked about town, she was meeting up with her 'prince charming'. She had killed two birds with one stone, or we could say she achieved two goals with one bird.
She arrived Ajah in style, adorned in her best garment and was escorted into the inner chambers. The prince however didn't seem pleased to see her. [ She looked nothing like he had expected and he could hardly conceal his disappointment ]. He however made passes at her in the inner chambers and these passes went through unresisted. And he KNEW her.
The prince returned to official matters soon after he KNEW her. Her efforts to stay cuddled in the inner chambers were unrequited and she began to feel used. She went back home with pangs in her heart and decided to do everything possible to reciprocate the feeling and she had the perfect idea how to do just that.
She got a thousand tweety birds � and attached a letter to every one of them which read " Prince Charming of Ajah knew me whence I gaveth no consent. He forced himself upon me and I being a weak female hath no strength lest I pushet him away from me. Prince Charming hath taken away my virtue and hath makest me unfit for my partner-to-be". All 1000 tweety birds were set free to fly far and wide to every part of the community.
The news spread like wildlife till it got to the hearing of the prince. He was very undisturbed by the rumours because he could prove it was merely a subterfuge and not a true account of what had transpired. He still had all the letters he had recieved from her which contained very erotic converse. And unknown to her he had 2 of his favourite artists draw life potriats of them during the time he knew her. So he bought 10,000 tweety birds and attached copies of the letters and painting before setting them all free.
The girl was shamed for accusing the prince falsely and banished from the community. She lived unhappily ever after.


Prince Charming was lucky he had proof to exonerate himself but not everyone is that lucky. We live in times were after two adults have consensual sex, the female can wake up on the wrong side of the bed 1 month later and accuse the guy of rape. The feminazis are always ready to jump on it uninterested in the other side of the story. I can dig up several articles on guys who spent years in jail after being falsely accused of rape only for the psychotic bitches who accused them to come out and say it never happened. I strongly believe there should be jail time for false accusation.

Baratone