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Rude Awakening by Gaspardd(m): 9:01pm On Jul 17, 2018 |
I approached a lady today and as we were talking, chit chatting, conversation was fun or i think, at some point i signaled to my friend to come over, introduced him to this lady, now this is where things took another turn. This dude is kind of a socially awkward guy and coupled with d fact that he just came out of a very painful relationship and he hasnt recovered from the heartbreak, so i think with the pain he just blurted out "Oh i hate girls.. they re so mean, they dont kno wat they want". I quickly sensed wia this is goin so i came in, told the girl that dude is a comedian and she shldnt take him serious but i think i wasnt that smart enuf, cus dude out of d blue said somthing about a girl that was slpin with her dad cus she realised he has a big dick. On hearing "dick" I scrambled to hijacked this convo back cus i think dude had fúcked up, but i guess i was wrong. Lady got all energetic all of a sudden and both started yappin away about dìcks, big dìcks...dìck talks everywia. I was shocked, gobsmacked. This girl shld have eewwed and walked off but here she is, gesticulating and talking about dìcks size and shìt, this is an awakening for me, a rude and a very shocking one. I was even ignored, i cud have walked away and they wudnt even notice. Well atlast the whole show came to an end and girl said to me "oh u seem gentle" to which i just stammered out sth, my voice even broke sending some ripple of uncomfortableness off me, she eyed my partner while i sheepishly asked for her no, she gave me and waved my friend off. Seriously is it her or do ladies love talking about dicks or sth? Right now i want to call her and say "hey watsup sexy" but i dont kno, it might be uncalibrated and she might feel wierd about it. |
Re: Rude Awakening by dingbang(m): 9:06pm On Jul 17, 2018 |
What is your purpose in life young man? |
Re: Rude Awakening by Nobody: 9:07pm On Jul 17, 2018 |
Lemme book space and see waht the next person has to say |
Re: Rude Awakening by Gaspardd(m): 9:15pm On Jul 17, 2018 |
dingbang: Work hard, play hard little man |
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