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Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by Magichand: 5:32am On Aug 09, 2018 |
A sleep-deprived husband called 999 on his wife because she was snoring so loudly. West Midlands Police (WMP) shared the unbelievable audio online to urge people to leave the emergency line for real emergencies.The tired husband is heard saying his wife sounds like a ‘motorbike’ and he ‘doesn’t know what to do’. To which the call handler, with breathtaking patience, says ‘this isn’t a police matter’ and told him to seek medical advice when his wife wakes up.. Gist From Zenithnaija.com More below: https://zenithnaija.com/19702-2/ 1 Share
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Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by Nobody: 5:33am On Aug 09, 2018 |
Oyibos and weird stories....... Don't you know she snores like a Molue before you marry her ni? No be small tin o.... 29 Likes |
Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by dPriv: 5:33am On Aug 09, 2018 |
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Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by Nobody: 6:02am On Aug 09, 2018 |
Choi. This one funny "Sounding like a motorbike" I understand his plight. Snoring sounds have a way if grating on your nerves like .... 6 Likes |
Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by Nobody: 6:27am On Aug 09, 2018 |
Orishirishi E geti plenti plenti tins wey no suppose to happen for disi life..........plenti plenti tins, plenti plenti nonsense! Trybesmen 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by delugajackson: 6:27am On Aug 09, 2018 |
If you're a man and you have not dated women that snore, women with beards, women with deep male voices, women with muscular bodies, women that smoke, and women that drink. Then you're not fit to be called a man. 30 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by Dutchey(m): 6:30am On Aug 09, 2018 |
Don’t start your day with the broken pieces of yesterday. Every morning we wake up is the first day of the rest of our life. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by Authoreety: 6:31am On Aug 09, 2018 |
I just hate snoring... bt in all honesty, the snorer is not to be blamed 2 Likes |
Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by engrkaz(m): 6:31am On Aug 09, 2018 |
Oh.... |
Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by pornstar(m): 6:32am On Aug 09, 2018 |
my gf snor like a power bike 3 Likes |
Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by MrHighSea: 6:32am On Aug 09, 2018 |
Motorbike, similar to engine saw. Police refer u to hospital respectfully. He is an ordinary citizen.o Here, DSS vs NASS... 1 Like |
Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by Dozie32(m): 6:33am On Aug 09, 2018 |
Lol... If we tell amaka to leave this boy and me she won't believe me, now common ordinary snoring his calling the police for you.. |
Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by itiswellandwell: 6:35am On Aug 09, 2018 |
Hmmmm. The guy fit done try help the wife work on it but the wife fit be all these egoistic women. Manage me the way I am things. One lady wan try this nonsense, manage me the way I am things with me, we port am for each other. Na so I pursue her I never studied human management in school. Few months later, she contacted me that I should help her as the issue is affecting her in other relationships. Was like this girl dull ooo. How about the procedures I have given you, procedures wey i used my sleepless nights searched for Google, the one wey i go burn my credit call my friend wey dey the field wey go teach me things to do for her. So, for her forgetting those therapies means she wasn't ready to work on it then. Thank God "Mo japa" Ohhh boy! Na so I reasoned myself ooo. This girl will pay for my time she wasted this time ooooooo. Na so man begin the therapy journey again ooo. Man first of all chop the kpetus again. No time! Called that my friend to help her but billed her this time and include my own consultation fees. Man collect the consultation fees too. No time! Moral of the story : it's good for one to know his worth else all these girls go dey use one as mumu. People don't value what they have until when they lose it. If you have one and you think it's valuable to you. Value it more today! Cheap Samsung phones. Check my signature. 2 Likes |
Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by canalily(m): 6:36am On Aug 09, 2018 |
Why police? Call DSS |
Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by dahnimoh(m): 6:36am On Aug 09, 2018 |
Na wao for oyibo. But honestly, some snoring fit me person kpai him wife |
Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by fran6ixx(m): 6:36am On Aug 09, 2018 |
this does not happen in africa.... we dont even have emergency line .... police number too long.... |
Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by Reference(m): 6:36am On Aug 09, 2018 |
Go sleep in the tub Mister. Lazy man. If you work hard enough and are fagged out every night even a nuclear explosion won't stir you. 4 Likes |
Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by Obaf1(m): 6:37am On Aug 09, 2018 |
lol... |
Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by Oluwasaeon(m): 6:37am On Aug 09, 2018 |
Motorbike... Lwkm
Savage man |
Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by shoms231(m): 6:37am On Aug 09, 2018 |
Western World and Foolishness, 5&6 |
Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by maxtop(m): 6:38am On Aug 09, 2018 |
Instead of calling 911, he should use codeine. I bet if they detonate a bomb beside him he won't wake up. 1 Like |
Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by sureheaven(m): 6:39am On Aug 09, 2018 |
I hate people who sleep and snore, it annoys me a lot . I find it difficult to sleep around them, most times I’m used to waking them up by style. But calling the police is strange and weird. 1 Like |
Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by jyz200(m): 6:40am On Aug 09, 2018 |
u sure say Dis man head correct |
Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by brunobaba(m): 6:40am On Aug 09, 2018 |
I snore too....no biggies 1 Like |
Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by Sektor101(m): 6:40am On Aug 09, 2018 |
End time husband |
Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by Auxtin85(m): 6:40am On Aug 09, 2018 |
Oyibo with their crazy character 1 Like |
Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by Nobody: 6:40am On Aug 09, 2018 |
ok |
Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by Nwaohafia1: 6:41am On Aug 09, 2018 |
He at least tried by calling them. Come and see Nigerians 'flashing' emergency numbers hoping they will call back. Endtime husband. What happened to sleeping in the parlour or in another room? 1 Like |
Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by Nobody: 6:41am On Aug 09, 2018 |
God knows I hate snoring. I pray everyday to God that while he is bringing me a good man, he should not also snore. Insomnia is a terrible sickness. Imagine the torture of being awake and listening to someone sound like a pig 1 Like |
Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by RealNaijaQuin: 6:42am On Aug 09, 2018 |
There is nothing we will not hear in oyinbo land Marry dog Eat earthworm Jump from plane Now call police for sleeping wife This people are nuts Meanwhile there's a job vacancy at the World Health Organization Needed qualification not much,please apply now! |
Re: Husband Calls Police Emergency Line To Report His Wife's Loud Snoring by israelmao(m): 6:43am On Aug 09, 2018 |
Snoring could be annoying and disturbing. |
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