all my fans dem please pray for me to the lord our God.

baba olowo

I went to one facebook group called kolo city to cause trouble there,

chaiii all those kolo city members dem sabi insult person thats why i had to do this.

See come all this useless kolo city members dem make keep teeths like madman yansh so,

na thunder make don really tire for life nahim go fire all of una eyes make una shine so for here dey read this my post so,

na me dem dey call baba olowo the number one online funny yabber,
and i never for once loose for yab wars dem both for facebook and nairaland as a whole,

abeg all for the fun of this kolo city group,
lets laugh and forget the days stress abeg,
na yab levels be this ooo,
please take heart guys,
na today una go really know who baba olowo be,
as all of una keep face like bush baby pikin,

see come Glorious Dave Maen Robbinson,

as your name take long like antelop make dey fight for replay match so,

the antelop dey tell people say dem do am ojoro for the last match, say him go need re-match to show himself,

see come Eben Ce'e Ebube,

as your name take resemble who go still dey thief meats for pot so,

even your name self na confusion to your siblings dem,

just imagine see person name him papa just wake up give am like street tout Eben Ce'e Ebube, like who don craze before,

as you keep bar head so like juju pot,

na your type dey help people carry their loads go their shops,

hahahahahaha
laugh won tear my pants ooo,

see come Alhaji Eminence,
as you keep face so like occultic people their inner dark chambers so,

as you dey answer alhaji like who don first go broke before so,

na your type dey stand for rain shoot funny videos dem,

as you keep back like all this traps for rat,

hahahahahaha

see come Moses Esther,
as you do face so like all this wicked slay baby make get only one eye,

as you keep yansh like all this small pikin launch bag make dem dey carry go school so,

na your type niggas dem dey Bleep under person motor for car packs,

as you keep neck so like who no first write jamb exam jump enter school like that,

hahahahahaha
i don die ooooo

see come Harbih Babs,
i know say na you be the admin of this kolo group make full with different mad people dem,
but abeg no vex you self suppose chop small from this yabs level dem,

see come Harbih Babs,
as you keep face like madwoman new kitchen stove make no good so,

na your type dem dey marry off as a slave girl to all this sex perverts dem for olden days so,

as you keep eye dey always announce for this kolo group so like one nigga make dem dey call one eye sunday,

with your dry hips like crocodile tale,

na your type dey stand for rain baff,

with your two left legs like madman skipping ropes,

hahaahhaahaha
i don laugh tire for here abeg,

all for the fun baba,

abeg i just won let some niggas dem for this group know say na me dem dey call baba olowo the number one online funny nigga,

the last time i posted here,
see as niggas dem rush me like say i be bush meats,

but as a sharp guy i be so i had to give dem a little punch on their dick balls,

na yab levels i base on so keep it coming niggas,

but remember say na thunder go fire all of una one eye for there so,

as all of una resemble madman chewing stick,
with una wide belle like crippled he-goat,
as una carry wide waist like all this strange cotonue kidnappers dem

hahahahahahahaaha
i don laugh tire for here so,

abeg all my niggas dem for this group me baba olowo no really mean am ooo,

i also have a comedy story called baba olowo d long prick season 1,
you go laugh tire i swear down,

please laugh at your own risk,
also do comment here at your own risk,

i know say all this long mouthed haters dem make resemble hidden cargo make dem just import from ghana enter nigerian border so go won nearly type by force spoil their keypad say dem dey yab or insult me baba olowo,

as una keep face like who don do plumber work before so,

na thunder go fire that una useless strange hands una go use type rubbish drop for here so idiots,

baba olowo

okafor200:
I went to one facebook group called kolo city to cause trouble there,

chaiii all those kolo city members dem sabi insult person thats why i had to do this.

See come all this useless kolo city members dem make keep teeths like madman yansh so,

na thunder make don really tire for life nahim go fire all of una eyes make una shine so for here dey read this my post so,

na me dem dey call baba olowo the number one online funny yabber,
and i never for once loose for yab wars dem both for facebook and nairaland as a whole,

abeg all for the fun of this kolo city group,
lets laugh and forget the days stress abeg,
na yab levels be this ooo,
please take heart guys,
na today una go really know who baba olowo be,
as all of una keep face like bush baby pikin,

see come Glorious Dave Maen Robbinson,

as your name take long like antelop make dey fight for replay match so,

the antelop dey tell people say dem do am ojoro for the last match, say him go need re-match to show himself,

see come Eben Ce'e Ebube,

as your name take resemble who go still dey thief meats for pot so,

even your name self na confusion to your siblings dem,

just imagine see person name him papa just wake up give am like street tout Eben Ce'e Ebube, like who don craze before,

as you keep bar head so like juju pot,

na your type dey help people carry their loads go their shops,

hahahahahaha
laugh won tear my pants ooo,

see come Alhaji Eminence,
as you keep face so like occultic people their inner dark chambers so,

as you dey answer alhaji like who don first go broke before so,

na your type dey stand for rain shoot funny videos dem,

as you keep back like all this traps for rat,

hahahahahaha

see come Moses Esther,
as you do face so like all this wicked slay baby make get only one eye,

as you keep yansh like all this small pikin launch bag make dem dey carry go school so,

na your type niggas dem dey Bleep under person motor for car packs,

as you keep neck so like who no first write jamb exam jump enter school like that,

hahahahahaha
i don die ooooo

see come Harbih Babs,
i know say na you be the admin of this kolo group make full with different mad people dem,
but abeg no vex you self suppose chop small from this yabs level dem,

see come Harbih Babs,
as you keep face like madwoman new kitchen stove make no good so,

na your type dem dey marry off as a slave girl to all this sex perverts dem for olden days so,

as you keep eye dey always announce for this kolo group so like one nigga make dem dey call one eye sunday,

with your dry hips like crocodile tale,

na your type dey stand for rain baff,

with your two left legs like madman skipping ropes,

hahaahhaahaha
i don laugh tire for here abeg,

all for the fun baba,

abeg i just won let some niggas dem for this group know say na me dem dey call baba olowo the number one online funny nigga,

the last time i posted here,
see as niggas dem rush me like say i be bush meats,

but as a sharp guy i be so i had to give dem a little punch on their dick balls,

na yab levels i base on so keep it coming niggas,

but remember say na thunder go fire all of una one eye for there so,

as all of una resemble madman chewing stick,
with una wide belle like crippled he-goat,
as una carry wide waist like all this strange cotonue kidnappers dem

hahahahahahahaaha
i don laugh tire for here so,

abeg all my niggas dem for this group me baba olowo no really mean am ooo,

i also have a comedy story called baba olowo d long prick season 1,
you go laugh tire i swear down,

please laugh at your own risk,
also do comment here at your own risk,

i know say all this long mouthed haters dem make resemble hidden cargo make dem just import from ghana enter nigerian border so go won nearly type by force spoil their keypad say dem dey yab or insult me baba olowo,

as una keep face like who don do plumber work before so,

na thunder go fire that una useless strange hands una go use type rubbish drop for here so idiots,

baba olowo

Baba u no dey taya?

Tonyspecial:
Baba u no dey taya?

hahahahahaha

iambees baba abeg you know this igbo song?

overtaking is allowed ooo,
oyobu na line na apkatego

ezemogor,

hahahahahahahaaha
anyways see as all that group members of kolo city group rush me with different insults,

baba olowo na thunder go kill you there idiot,

oboy see insults full my notifications for facebook,

i tell una say i had to reply more than 52 different bad mouth idiots for that useless kolo city group,

both the once i follow trow yabs for 2 days straight and the once make no gree reply me,

hahahaahahaahha
i tell una say no be small thing to follow crowds yab oooo,

one of the group member there try give me tough time but baba no reach me or see my back,

sotey i yab the fool for the group still send the idiot friend request,

the guy accept i still continue to dey yab am for private chat sotey baba run go offline,

hahahhaahahhahaha

but at the end i still retain my victory,
and all of dem no gree reply again.

Chaiii see a whole group make full with yabbers no gree comment again why?

Because dem see the way i dey use cool down yab dem one by one,

sotey some of dem no know when dem start to dey comment with laugh shine teeth,

lol, this guy you are mad,
fool hahahahahahaaha

chaiii people make i don yab online for this life fit don pass 82,258 different people dem,

the thing be say i called all of dem out for yab war and they all accepted and rushed out thinking say i be person where if i see like 50 people yab me at once i go pick race run no gree reply again,

all of dem hear am,
because i had to reply each of them one by one with different types of yabbing,

sotey one guy send me message,
see come baba olowo na copy and paste you dey do?

How come you fast like this to dey reply everybody within some minutes with this your bad mouth.

Hahahahahahaa

anyways thats for facebook and their stupid kolo city group dem,

its been a long road but we are here now,

i know say some niggas are really missing my baba olowo d long prick funny episodes dem,

hmmm maybe i fit consider to start again,

for the whole of nairaland or facebook i hadly see stories make dey fit make me laugh and catch fun why?

na just make niggas dey blow english grammer say na story dem dey write,

if na english story me baba olowo fit compose am too,
that one no go hard me do,

but i prefer the pidgin type,

niggas for here don really miss my yabs dem,

see come as you do teeth like

hahahahahahahha

dem dey wish i really need to continue on this

anyways take care guys

baba olowo

See come all my niggas dem
its been a long road but we are here now,

na yabbing things oooo,
abeg make i stretch my hand small for here so,

See come youngzubi as you do teeth so like indian temple so,

na your type dey arrange go rape your best friend only babe deny am say no be you.

as you keep back so like all this craze people their bole hole,

with your long neck like one newly promoted he goat make dey work for all this oil company dem,

see come mind yourself ooo,
all for the fun baba,

Anyways its me baba olowo,

its been a while i had to do this,

see come na thunder go fire all this my haters so,

as all of una keep face like youngzubi saving box, baba dey use save money for house so.

With una bar head like who dey suffer from chicken pox,

as una stand dey sleep so like who life don really tire for so.

Na thunder go really fire all of una useless strange singlet una wear dey read this my post here so,

hahahahahahha

see come centino baba,

as you keep back so like who dey do bricklayer work before so,

na your type dey stand for road dey beg people say na help de poor society you been just join,

as you keep eye so like all this banks their counting machine,

hahahaahahaa
kokokokokoko
kikikikikikikikiki

see come sokodobo,
as you keep face like fresh ugu leaf so,

na thunder go fire that your ugly looking butthole for you there so,

as you keep yansh so like all this useless village people make dey claim the greatest pilantropist,

with your long legs like who don first craze before

hahahahaahahahahahaha

hmmm some niggas dey really miss my funny story episodes called baba olowo d long prick,

anyways i dey on a low key now,
my season 2 will be coming soon live on Hd,

baba olowo

Count down to baba olowo d long prick season 2 starts now,

i know say one nigga for this place now go don dey shine that him brown teeths dey laugh like who no first well before,

anyways all for the fun ooo,

even me myself dey miss this baba olowo d long prick episodes dem,

sotey now some fools dey chat me up abeg guy come help me yab this guy abeg,

now the latest person make dem say make i help dem yab now na Danny El,

see come Danny El,
as you do face like gran choko football stadium make dey for ps2 game so,

na your type dey arrange go hang ontop bill board say you no go ever come down or else buhari come down from presidency seat,

i swear life go even tire you self ontop that bilboard because nobody go even answer you or look your face,

people go just dey waka pass look you hiss go front,

as you keep neck like premature aligator lizard,

anyways i no blame you fool,

see come buhari your own self don dey too much ooo,

as you keep face so like all this pidgin vanacular we been dey speak when we dey primary school so,

abeg why you slow like this?
Nothing for this life go fit ever make me like you this buhari,

with this your very slow corruption fights make no go ever work for this country.

na to dey travel up and down be your hobby,

una don ever see where person house go dey catch fire the fool go leave am dey waka up and down dey shine teeth say all is well?

See come mind yourself and move this nation forward.

As you focus dey always read newspaper like who dey sell mosquito insecticide.

With your thin belle like where scarcity of food dey,

as you keep bears so like where madman dey run to win relay race.

See come,

baba olowo

Nice piece you have here man keep it up!

Onyekasuperkid:
Nice piece you have here man keep it up!

hmmm niggas do this for the fun of it,
i got fans and readers to feed here

baba olowo

I do this all for the fun.

Baba olowo season 2 will be coming out here very soon on Hd,
please do watch out,

abeg una don ever see where one miracle filled pastor waka with some of him junior pastors go one strange looking hospital?

We no really belief wetin just happen for the hospital.

Because the thing do everybody here like say na film,

abeg see wetin happen here,

the miracle pastor waka fast fast enter the hospital,

naso doctors and nurses combined with everybody for the whole hospital dey happy dey shine teeths.

At last we now have a healer!!

All of our sickness and sufferings are now solved!!

See as everybody for the hospital dey happy die,

we are pleased and happy to have you here sir!!

naso the miracle pastor go meet one guy make lie down for one of the sick beds make dem dey call pinch my back,

i tell una say pinch my back don dey for the hospital for like 6 months now,

baba dey suffer from partial stroke.
The thing happen when him and some him gangs members dem won go rob bank,

so on their way going naso dem get one fatal serious acciddent.

Most of dem die but pinch my back no gree die,

baba dey shine eye dey wait for death.

Even death self dey fear,
this one make this strange guy dey always shine eye so dey wait for me so,

una sure say i go fit even see this guy kill self?

I tell una say from morning till night pinch my back no dey ever close eye say him won sleep.

No matter the sleeping injections doctors dem dey pack give am,

baba go still shine eye dey look,

sotey dem do baba surgery him no still won sleep or close him eyes,

na even pinch my back dey tell dem the doctors,

see come as una do face like crippled he goat make won start new business so,

make una no go forget scissors and blade for my belle ooo,

as una carry teeths like nnenna and friends make dem dey show for Tv so.

Hahahahahahaahha

abeg wetin happen really shock everybody.

Naso the miracle pastor near the bed make pinch my back lie down shine eye dey look,

see as doctors hang pinch my back two legs for up like say him get accident for leg.

Naso the miracle pastor shout,

hello young man,
my name is enoche the great miracle worker.

I know you all know me and watch my miracle programs on Tv,

my satelite stations are been viewed all over the world.

The pastor never even finish people don dey shout,

please pastor you dont need to remind us sir,
we do always watch your great healings live on Hd,
anyone who does not know who you are is like a crazy and a dead man.

Naso the miracle pastor continue,

i am been moved by my spirit to start my healings with you young man.

And before i start please whats your name?

Naso baba answer am my name is pinch my back.

The thing surprise the pastor abeg which kind useless strange name be this one self?

How person go dey answer pinch my back like say na mad person?

Naso the miracle pastor continue,

i am here to give you deliverance and healing of a life time.

I am here to liberate you from your sufferings,

i am here to make you well again my brother,

i tell una say before the miracle pastor go talk finish,

pinch my back don reply am,

see come you this brown renovated fake pastor so,

as you keep waist like all this mad people their turning garri stick so,

abeg try else where abeg,
i mean try front abeg.

I no need this your useless jobless man miracle so,

as you do teeth so like who dey suffer from choleral.

Na your type dey work for all this bakery factory where dem dey pay workers 5000 naira a whole month.

Hahahahahahahahaha

laugh won tear people pants.
I don die ooo
wetin be this abeg?
This guy well so?

The thing do the miracle pastor like film,

the miracle pastor no believe am,
i tell una say naso the miracle pastor vex waka dey go house.

See as crowds dem follow am for back dey beg am with all their lifes.

Please sir forgive us ooo,
that guy is possessed by evil spirits.

Please come back and heal others who are ready and willing to accept you sir.

I tell una say the miracle pastor no even answer dem,
baba vex waka dey go house.

Chaiii people won craze.
Wetin be this?

The next thing make happen we no believe.

See as large crowd gather carry pinch my back and the bed make him lie down troway go outside for street,

hahahahahahaha
laugh won tear my yansh ooo.

Dem hijack baba with the useless bed him lie down there so like slowpoke fling troway comot from the hospital go outside.

Pinch my back no believe say him go see himself for street by force by fire,

the way dem take troway baba go outside fear people ooo.

hahahahahhahahahaha
i don die ooo,

see as this fool don make many people make dey sick for the hospital miss their healings,

chaiii this guy na really great fool.

Abeg baba olowo on this again,
take care guys

Hahahahahaha
i don die oo.

abeg make i just drop this one for my niggas dem for here before i baff dey go catholic church abeg.

Chaiii which kind thing be this?
This na early sunday morning na.

why hungry won kill this my guy like this ooo,

people no believe early sunday morning make some niggas never even brush teeths person don rush go mama put where dem dey sell beans and bread.

See as the guy rush enter there dey chop like who never chop for 22 days.

Even the mama put woman self dey vex,
which kind mad person be this one self make come here so this early morning?

We never even sweep our shop this guy don run show face for here say him won chop hungry won just kill am.

I tell una say the guy name na De Blacc,

nobody know wether this guy go work for cementary for night this one make baba rush come chop this early morning so,

the thing dey surprise niggas dem make dey waka pass the mama put shop.

Naso one bros waka pass the mama put shop like 12 times,

the bros go waka go front baba go still waka come back,

the thing dey do the bros like say him dey dream,

we no believe the bros vex rush enter the mama put shop,

naso the bros surprise see De Blacc dey chop beans and bread like who dem swear for.

Naso the bros shout,

see come guy wetin happen na?

This one make you carry wide eyes so like replenished goat dey chop this early morning so?

Whats wrong with you?
I mean are you really ok?

Naso De Blacc answer am,

please sir you wont just understand ooo,

imagine me that just came back from work yesterday and there was no food in the house,

so i had to scrape out the last spoils of food attached to the pot with force but still yet am not satisfied,

i just cant really wait for day to break so i can rush down this place and eat.

Naso the bros answer am,
it looks like you must be an imbecilee.

I mean you must be an imputated lizard.

Why cant you just look back and stare at the face of this yoruba woman that just served you this food.

I tell una say De Blacc look back,

oboy see as the mama put woman sqeeze face like who her husband just die last week,

the mama put make dey sell the food no gree laugh or smile,

i tell una say no single smile dey the woman face.

Oboy De Blacc answer the bros,
i dont care if she frowns at me like a fool,

all i want is to eat and be satisfied.

Before De Blacc go talk finish naso the mama put woman carry hot water splash De Blacc and the bros.

Oboy see as De Blacc and that bros run pick race come outside with speed.

As dem run come outside the mama put woman shout give dem,

see all this jobless men!!
Na thunder go fire una two buttholes make don slack for there so idiots.

Hahahahahaha
laugh won tear people pant

abeg wetin be this?
Why person go carry himself won go chop beans and bread for mama put shop around 6am for early morning?

abeg you be camel make no dey ever belleful?

Na the noise and the way De Blacc and the bros take run come outside nahim wake me from sleep,

naso me baba olowo run come outside for our one story building balcony come look wetin dey happen.

I no believe to see De Blacc stand there dey look the woman like who no first get work.

Naso me baba olowo shout,

see come De Blacc as you do face so like morning sacrifice make strange idols dem no gree collect reject so,

wetin happen na?

This one make you keep straight back like handicapp make no fit score penalty for match,

even when dem say make the goal keeper no dey the post again, still yet the handicapp still miss the penalty for open net.

Hahahahahahaha

one guy make dey waka pass burst laugh,

naso De Blacc answer me,

I am telling you I don't like it...Stanley do not mention me again!!

Or else you will see the other side of me!!

Hahahahahaha
laugh won tear my pants for here so,

naso i reply am,
see come De Blacc and this strange looking bros make keep face like passersby so.

Abeg whats the noise all about?

Abi na early morning robery una dey plan to do so?

This one make una stand for this mama put woman shop so like who life don really tire for.

Abeg make i no go later dey hear say una overpower and rob this woman of all her fresh breads make dey her shop so.

This one una serious dey look inside her shop like who won go pay house rent.

Abi una two forget una big heads for inside the shop?

Hahahahahahaha
i don die ooo.

The next thing make happen shock everybody,

see as the mama put woman rush come outside with all this big pounding fufu stick pursue De Blacc and the bros go front.

The mama put woman dey shout,

na like so this two fools do one morning make dem run comot no gree pay me my money!!

All this 419 people dem,
una dey find who to decieve idiots.

Hahahahahaha
laugh won tear people pant

so na even new pattern De Blacc and this bros dey use go people shop go use chop free food.

De Blacc go act as if hungry won kill am,
while the bros go act like one sweet gentleman

before you go know dem don chop your food make worth 700 naira run,

hahahahaha

Hahahahahahaha

i don die ooo,
baba olowo on this again
baba olowo on this again ooo,

something just happened right now.

Something just happened right now.

hahahahahahahha
laugh won tear my pants.

Abeg see as i dey run with full speed here,

abeg wetin just really happen make area here dey scatter people dey run pick race anyhow excape?

Ahhh i don die,
na thunder go fire this new niggas dem for this place.

Abeg make una see wetin just happen here so.

I don die ooo,

Na One guy make dem dey call chewbacca nahim put us for this wahala ooo,

chewbacca see one fixed bet9ja game make dem post online.

The idiot make post the game him name na take risk and die young.

The idiot no even verify the real source of the game baba just post am online anyhow for people to play,

the idiot type this one sure me die.
This na for niggas dem to play and win 33 million naira sure banker.

Before we know chewbacca don rush go play the game ooo!

I don die chewbacca don rush go play the game ooo!

Before i know person tell me,

abeg baba olowo please calm down and explain to us what really happened?

This one you are breathing heavily and explaining,

please be calm and explain to us.

Naso me baba olowo shout.
Ahhh i don die ooo,

chewbacca my niggar don run play the game as him see am.

We no believe the game na just 9 matches only to win 33 million.

chewbacca shout oboy see jackpot ooo!!

Before we know wetin dey happen 8 of the games don win!!

Ahhh chewbacca shout!!
I don die ooo!!
e remain one for me to be a multimillionaire!!

Before we know naso the last game win!!

Ahhh chewbacca won die with happiness.

My life don better from today!!
My own don soft!!

Naso chewbacca log in bet9ja online account him use take play am,

baba dey see #0.00

ahhh wetin happen?
Whats wrong here?

chewbacca run go check bet history baba still see no bets placed.

Ahhh which one again be no bet placed here so?

chewbacca won die,

naso baba refresh the page for like 802 times,

the thing still dey show the same thing.

chewbacca won mental craze,
baba shout my 33 million no fit go like this ooo!

Before we know chewbacca run come outside for street dey run go one bet9ja shop nearby,

naso chewbacca rush enter the counter where the owner of the shop dey play game for people.

Baba collect the keyboard con type him booking number for there,

oboy the system dey show am invalid bet code.

I tell una say chewbacca input the booking number for the system for like 74 times the thing still dey show the same thing,

ahhh i don die ooo!!

Naso chewbacca start to dey refresh everything make dey for the bet9ja guy system!

Baba refresh sotey him confuse.

Mean while the thing don dey vex the owner of the bet9ja shop how this fool go take enter here won come shake him ticket.

Him no see where other custormers dey go scan their tickets before dem carry come here to come collect their money?

I tell una say chewbacca don already lie down for ground dey cry,

Before we know the owner of the bet9ja shop shout!

Yepaaaaaaaa! Wetin just happen here so?

Come o,
i no dey see well again?

Why my account dey show minus 500,000 naira for here so?

I tell una say chewbacca don refresh all the system pages tire sotey the system mistakenly go stake plenty games make worth 500,000 naira.

Now the bet9ja guy account don dry,

baba run check the bet history him dey see india to win spain by 5 goals to nil 1000 odds,

baba still dey see pakitstan to win brazil by 7 goals to nil 1000 odds.

I tell una say the kind game make the sytem go play by mistake na really useless and imposibble games,

before we know person send chewbacca message for him phone,

Na thunder go fire you there guy!!

the thing surprise us say the number make send am na hidden number.

Wetin be this?

una sure say no be akin alabi make get nairabet send this message so?

Before we know the guy make get the bet9ja shop carry strong long bambu stick dey pursue chewbacca to kill,

the bet9ja guy dey shout,
na my last cash for life nahim this idiot go blow troway ooo!!

I don die ooo!

I tell una say area scatter for here so,

sars men don involve for the matter now niggas for here dey relocate with speeds.

If dem catch you na sars prison direct to go explain where chewbacca dey.

I tell una say na later we come dey here say the game make chewbacca see online go play na all this indian temples their games ooo!!

Na game make dem give one of their newly innitiated member nahim chewbacca see go play so.

And this kind of game na spiritual game,

as far the guy make dem initiate go play the game,

you make follow copy am go play the same game no go ever see your ticket or your bet history self,

talkless of say you won go collect money from bet9ja.

I tell una say everything go just disappear consining that game.

Chaiii Na spiritual game chewbacca go play ooo!!

Now chewbacca don dey owe person 500,000 naira.

I tell una say since last 3 weeks nobody don see chewbacca again,

i don die ooo!!!

Will update you guys later in the evening for the continuation of chewbacca.

Baba olowo

Hahahahahahaha

see come na thunder go fire you this fool make wear all this china people their expired sleeping night cloth dey read this my post so,

as you keep face so like the great invincible dickson the criminal,

we no believe person ask me baba olowo,

abeg baba olowo who you dey talk to so?

Naso i answer am,
even me self no know ooo,

as things come be for here make sars dey come pack any young niggar dem see for street all because of chewbacca,

i been tell una say chewbacca go play spiritual game make no even consine am,

now baba don go troway person last hope of 500,000 naira make him deposit to dey use play games for him custormers dem,

chaiii wetin be this?

See as area here dry like fowl yansh,

we no believe one mad guy make dem dey call Chiefhaywhy waka go one other bet9ja shop make custormers full dey stake games,

i tell una say chewbacca self follow dey the shop dey stake game nobody know.

Hahahahahaha

i tell una say as Chiefhaywhy enter the bet9ja shop people start to dey loose heavily.

Chiefhaywhy na noisy idiot make no dey ever allow person hear one single word.

Baba go dey shout play this game for me!
I say Play this game for me!

Chiefhaywhy shout this thing sotey him shout confuse one guy make dem dey call andycoal40,

sotey andycoal40 go mistakenly go play togo to win the world cup in 2022,

laugh won kill people,
hahahahahaha
i don die ooo!!

How togo won take go win the world cup?
Una sure say togo go even qualify to go play the world cup self?

And by the way andycoal40 go fit wait till 2022 just to win 25,000?

Hahahahahahaha
laugh won tear people pants.

Before we know the bet9ja shop dry,
people pick race run dey go house.
Dem say sars men dey come.

But wetin surprise us be say Chiefhaywhy no gree run.

Baba dey talk say,
this is my home and i must extablish my paradise here.

What if to say na today bet9ja dem go pay me my millions?

And am sure akin alabi is hidding behind a mask.

I tell una say nobody dey the shop accept the lousy Chiefhaywhy and the guy make get the bet9ja shop.

As Chiefhaywhy serious dey stake games still dey burst join am,

naso one useless church carry their revival programs dey shout dey waka pass,

dem write for the church banner.

Every spirit that will make me be like chewbacca die by fire!!

Hahahahahahahaha
laugh won kill people as dem dey read the banner,

so chewbacca don turn to house hold name?

Hahahaha

before we know Chiefhaywhy don follow dem dey head go their church for the program,

as baba reach there him see one of their useless ushers make dey the front door,

i tell una say no single smile or laughter dey the usher guy face,

the usher guy name na Olami Lekan Lil-khan,

i tell una say the usher guy bone face like say na all this olden days kidnapper him be.

As Chiefhaywhy won waka enter the church naso the usher guy stop am,

the usher guy tell Chiefhaywhy,

see come as you carry chest like platic plate so,
where you think say you dey even go self?

I dey very sure say na your type dey enter this our church to dey thief all this our plastic chairs for here so.

As you carry dry belle like amusement pack make nobody dey gree go nowadays.

Hahahahahahahaha
laugh won tear people singlets for here so.
I don die ooo,
wetin be this abeg?

I tell una say na for outside of the church nahim Chiefhaywhy dey to dey follow dem pray their prayer points ooo!

The pastor shout!
We have 40 prayer points to pray today!

And the first is,

every evil spirit that will make me to behave like chewbacca should die by fire!!

Die by fire!!
Die by fire!!
Die by fire!!

All the whole church members dem start to dey fire prayer.

Oboy we no believe,
i tell una say even chewbacca himself dey the church dey follow dem fire the prayer.

Na even chewbacca voice nahim dey among those make dey shout pass pray.

Baba dey cast and bind any evil spirit of chewbacca in his life.

I tell una say wetin make Olami Lekan Lil-khan the usher guy been vex no allow Chiefhaywhy enter the church na because him look say Chiefhaywhy na very useless person.

All this kind of fools no dey hold offering money come church,
na to dry like toothpick enter church say na church service dem come.

I tell una say chewbacca name don turn to evil standard of badluck,

sotey churches don dey use baba name dey form prayer points,

i tell una say all the 40 prayer points the pastor call out all of them carry chewbacca along,

abeg see prayer points,

every demonic chewbacca operating in my life die by fire!

Every concubating chewbacca in my fathers house die by fire!

Every manupulating evil chewbacca die by fire!

Every disastrous chewbacca die by fire!

Every negative activities of the chewbacca evil spirit die by fire!

Every custormised badlucks of chewbacca die by fire!

Every cancaworm operating as a chewbacca in my life die by fire!

Hahahahahhahahaha
laugh won kill me ooo,
my belle ooo,

i tell una say no single prayer point chewbacca name no dey inside.

Hahahahahahaha

okafor200:
Hahahahahahaha

see come na thunder go fire you this fool make wear all this china people their expired sleeping night cloth dey read this my post so,

as you keep face so like the great invincible dickson the criminal,

we no believe person ask me baba olowo,

abeg baba olowo who you dey talk to so?

Naso i answer am,
even me self no know ooo,

as things come be for here make sars dey come pack any young niggar dem see for street all because of chewbacca,

i been tell una say chewbacca go play spiritual game make no even consine am,

now baba don go troway person last hope of 500,000 naira make him deposit to dey use play games for him custormers dem,

chaiii wetin be this?

See as area here dry like fowl yansh,

we no believe one mad guy make dem dey call Chiefhaywhy waka go one other bet9ja shop make custormers full dey stake games,

i tell una say chewbacca self follow dey the shop dey stake game nobody know.

Hahahahahaha

i tell una say as Chiefhaywhy enter the bet9ja shop people start to dey loose heavily.

Chiefhaywhy na noisy idiot make no dey ever allow person hear one single word.

Baba go dey shout play this game for me!
I say Play this game for me!

Chiefhaywhy shout this thing sotey him shout confuse one guy make dem dey call andycoal40,

sotey andycoal40 go mistakenly go play togo to win the world cup in 2022,

laugh won kill people,
hahahahahaha
i don die ooo!!

How togo won take go win the world cup?
Una sure say togo go even qualify to go play the world cup self?

And by the way andycoal40 go fit wait till 2022 just to win 25,000?

Hahahahahahaha
laugh won tear people pants.

Before we know the bet9ja shop dry,
people pick race run dey go house.
Dem say sars men dey come.

But wetin surprise us be say Chiefhaywhy no gree run.

Baba dey talk say,
this is my home and i must extablish my paradise here.

What if to say na today bet9ja dem go pay me my millions?

And am sure akin alabi is hidding behind a mask.

I tell una say nobody dey the shop accept the lousy Chiefhaywhy and the guy make get the bet9ja shop.

As Chiefhaywhy serious dey stake games still dey burst join am,

naso one useless church carry their revival programs dey shout dey waka pass,

dem write for the church banner.

Every spirit that will make me be like chewbacca die by fire!!

Hahahahahahahaha
laugh won kill people as dem dey read the banner,

so chewbacca don turn to house hold name?

Hahahaha

before we know Chiefhaywhy don follow dem dey head go their church for the program,

as baba reach there him see one of their useless ushers make dey the front door,

i tell una say no single smile or laughter dey the usher guy face,

the usher guy name na Olami Lekan Lil-khan,

i tell una say the usher guy bone face like say na all this olden days kidnapper him be.

As Chiefhaywhy won waka enter the church naso the usher guy stop am,

the usher guy tell Chiefhaywhy,

see come as you carry chest like platic plate so,
where you think say you dey even go self?

I dey very sure say na your type dey enter this our church to dey thief all this our plastic chairs for here so.

As you carry dry belle like amusement pack make nobody dey gree go nowadays.

Hahahahahahahaha
laugh won tear people singlets for here so.
I don die ooo,
wetin be this abeg?

I tell una say na for outside of the church nahim Chiefhaywhy dey to dey follow dem pray their prayer points ooo!

The pastor shout!
We have 40 prayer points to pray today!

And the first is,

every evil spirit that will make me to behave like chewbacca should die by fire!!

Die by fire!!
Die by fire!!
Die by fire!!

All the whole church members dem start to dey fire prayer.

Oboy we no believe,
i tell una say even chewbacca himself dey the church dey follow dem fire the prayer.

Na even chewbacca voice nahim dey among those make dey shout pass pray.

Baba dey cast and bind any evil spirit of chewbacca in his life.

I tell una say wetin make Olami Lekan Lil-khan the usher guy been vex no allow Chiefhaywhy enter the church na because him look say Chiefhaywhy na very useless person.

All this kind of fools no dey hold offering money come church,
na to dry like toothpick enter church say na church service dem come.

I tell una say chewbacca name don turn to evil standard of badluck,

sotey churches don dey use baba name dey form prayer points,

i tell una say all the 40 prayer points the pastor call out all of them carry chewbacca along,

abeg see prayer points,

every demonic chewbacca operating in my life die by fire!

Every concubating chewbacca in my fathers house die by fire!

Every manupulating evil chewbacca die by fire!

Every disastrous chewbacca die by fire!

Every negative activities of the chewbacca evil spirit die by fire!

Every custormised badlucks of chewbacca die by fire!

Every cancaworm operating as a chewbacca in my life die by fire!

Hahahahahhahahaha
laugh won kill me ooo,
my belle ooo,

i tell una say no single prayer point chewbacca name no dey inside.

Hahahahahahaha

Baba wey no dey taya

Tonyspecial:
Baba wey no dey taya

kikikikikikiki

niggas dem know who baba olowo be.

I really had a good experience day before yesterday when kcee came to trade fair complex lagos to help advertise a luxury vacation to dubia from an airline that charges 180,000 per individual.

It was really fun and i had to smile watching kcee live with my very eyes.

The guy is fresh and dope as i do see him on Tv.

Anyways there were all security operatives all around him so no getting anywhere closer.

Although he threw splashes of cash up and you can see the way niggas are rushing and fighting just to get to it.

The funny part was one of the body guards who use to follow kcee around got his sandals cut off by the crowd.

There was much laughter from people ponting on to the security guy.

Its all fun and it made my day, although i never picked any cash due to the large crowds purshing and all.

Hmm looks like i will be composing something on this so niggas here can have a laugh out with baba olowo d funny nigga.

Its indeed a pleasure to see kcee emoney's brother live.

This celebrity people are not even much different than us.

But the thing is that they are famous and we are not.

Kcee the limpopo master i hope you are reading this.

One love brother.

All for the fun baba.

baba olowo

Kikikikikikiki

chaii wetin be this abeg?
Good day to all my niggars and fans dem,

baba olowo is wishing you all good things in life.

We need to pray and give thanksgiving to the lord our God,

the alpha and the omega.
The beginining and the end,
the all seeing God.

Father we thank you and glorify your name.

We all should live in peace and be happy as our father in heaven is a happy God.

Abeg lets be patient,
baba olowo will still continue here on season 2.

Niggars go laugh tire.

I just went through one of my episodes in season 1,

laugh won tear my yansh ooo,
chaiii this na for niggars to laugh and forget the days stress.

I am still to find any story online make funny back to back like baba olowo.

Anyways looks like i will be upgrading to a blog now.

Take care guys.
Peace out

Hahahahahahahahaha
i don die ooo.

Abeg baba olowo on this again.
Inshort its me the long prick on this again ooo.

Its been a long road but we are here now.

Niggars dem know who baba olowo really be.

It seems niggars dem won dey copy me baba olowo but they ain't like me.

Anyways its been a while i got to do this and i know my niggars and my fans wants more of this.

Abeg na like so una like my funny stuffs dem reach?

Niggars are getting confused somehow,

how come baba olowo don dey tear english grammer anyhow for here so?

Abeg this na for people make dey say baba olowo cant speak english or type in english.

I went to a private school and not a public/goverment school.

And am just doing this all for the fun,
also i prefer using our nigerian pidgin language to express myself here.

Some niggars are chatting me up to come back and be dropping stuffs here on a daily basis.

All for the fun baba.

Baba olowo d long prick season 2 funny stories will start in less than 10 market days.

Some niggars go dey wonder which one again be in less than 10 market days?

Abeg make una try go ask una village people how dem take dey count their market days.

Even me myself no even understand how dem take dey count am self.

Hmmm i have been to many groups and places to catch fun and laugh as much as possible but it seems am really missing my own very story called baba olowo d long prick.

The grandfather of yabs will be updating you guys soon please take note.

To niggars dem i know this will sound like a good news.

Always remember to read baba olowo episodes at your own risk.

Viewers descretion is advised:
suitable for people over 18+ of age.

See come if you be under 18 and you are reading this my story just know say na thunder go fire comot your one eye there.

Oboy i tell una say efe na 16 years old.

Baba dey like to dey do the opposite of things.

When dem tell am school no dey today i tell una say na that time baba go dress dey go school.

Dem go still tell the fool church no dey today baba go still dress dey go church.

Sotey the guy do opposite of things like all this newly crowned he goats dem.

Now i know say this useless efe is reading this.

I tell una say baba go be the first to read my episode 1 of baba olowo season 2.

Even when i write for there only suitable for over 18+ of age.

Sotey efe go even send me message,

see come baba olowo as you do face so like all this tumbler make get hole for the under.

Wetin make you write 18+ for your story here so?

Abeg wetin you dey even hide for this your baba olowo season 2 self?

As you keep teeth like sokodobo make go lost their only house key when him trek long distance to go find work for ogun state.

Abeg i won ask if work dey ogun state nahim all of dem for there no dey work?

Na all this things dey make sokodobo dey behave very strange and odd than others.

Everybody dey find work for mainland and lekki for lagos here so,

sokodobo dey go find work for ogun state where mad people dem dey live.

Anyways i wish you good luck.

As you keep waist like paul the octopus make predict fifa 2010 world cup matches dem.

See come

Baba olowo

I don die which kind wahala be this one again self?

I tell una say i no believe this early morning i just say make i warm my jollof rice make i cook yesterday night before i go work.

Naso one of my guy make dem dey call relay race bounce come my house.

Baba knock for my door like who no sleep for house for night.

Kpo! kpo! kpo!,
kpo! kpo! kpo,!

relay race shout.
See come baba olowo as you do face like centino early morning wood so abeg do fast open this door abeg.

Chaiii the thing surprise me die naso i answer am,

see come you this unknown niggar make dey knock for my door this early morning so like who dey go supply oki soap to people,

even the oki soap self nobody dey gree buy am,
because if you use am take baff finish the way you go take too black self even people make black die like nightwolfs for ghana go see you get hope.

Hahahhahahahahaha
chaiii wetin be this?

i tell una say i no believe na one other guy make follow relay race come my house nahim burst laugh.

Chaiii the thing surprise me die naso i shout.

See come relay race as you take do teeth so like newly wedded couple carry this strange niggar make dey laugh like who go smoke expired cigar for cotonou border so,

na thunder go fire your boxer you wear come here so,

na una two type dey stand for stage dey sing rubish music dey embarrass upcoming musicians dem,

the thing go come be like say all this upcoming musicians dem no sabi sing,

as una two keep waist like humburger make all this strange germans dem dey chop.

Hahahahahaha
we no believe the same guy burst laugh again.
I don die ooo
kikikikikikikikiki

naso i run open the door for the two fools,

as dem enter naso relay race shout,

see come baba olowo as you keep neck like all this teachers make dey always tell their student go home and mold clay pots and submit it on friday,

even the teacher self even if dem give am one full month to mold one single small cup the teacher no go fit even see anything mold carry come,

but him go carry the hard task project dey give dem him students to go mold and bring within 3 days only.

Hahahahahahahaa
laugh won tear my boxers.

Naso i answer am,

see come relay race as you keep long hair like all this ancient mad pigs dem.

Na people like you dey go orphanage home make hungry won kill dey go donate spoilt egg rolls to dem make dem manage,

sotey the poverty orphanage home bear this thing tire sotey dem tell you,

abeg bros no dey ever for your life dey come donate this your useless egg rolls to us again for here so.

As a matter of fact we are contemted with the little donations some loving nigerians are giving us.

Abeg carry this your useless egg rolls face front abeg.
Abeg try else where abeg

Hahahahahahahahahaha
i don die ooo,

relay race and the guy burst laugh,

oboy the next thing i see baba don run go carry my tv remote dey watch films,

naso i rush wear cloth tell dem say i dey go work,

like this now i dey inside bus dey type here so,

i don almost reach work and na now i been remember say i forget to lock my kitchen door.

Ahhh i don die,
i don dey call relay race number since baba no dey gree pick.

I just won tell am say abeg you fit play with any other thing make dey that house abeg no just play near my jollof rice ooo,

chaiii wetin be this?
Which kind mistake i go do here so?

I know say before i go come back na empty pot i go really see be that.

Chaiii i don die oooo
wetin be this?

Relay race make dey chop even raw chicken,

na only relay race be the guy i know say when we go party dem put chicken back take serve the fool rice,

and you know say chicken back na too much bones full am.

Baba chop dry the thing under 2 minutes.

Even till today i still dey wonder why dem go serve a whole matured man chicken back,

hahahahahahahahaha
laugh won tear my pant,

abeg baba olowo which one again be chicken back?

Hahahahahahaha,
abeg chicken get back?

baba olowo.

(Okafor's law)

its baba olowo on this again,

i don die ooo,
wetin be this abeg?

See come na thunder go fire many people bumbum for here make dey use my surname dey play anyhow so.

Which one again be the okafor's law will surely caught up with you?

I tell una say we no believe,

my guy half kilo run go join one society make dem dey call help de poor.

Oboy naso half kilo carry one big bag go bustop dey go beg people money.

Baba dey shout help the poor!
Abeg lets help the poor!

We no believe one man shout.

See come guy as you do face so like mosquito rapid growths.

Na thunder go fire you fire your help the poor there so,

fool like you no go find work cow.

Hahahahahaha
people make dey pass burst laugh.

We no believe one useless babe make get long mouth like peacork shout.

No mind them na like so dem go dey do,
all this 419 people dem

oboy the thing vex half kilo die baba shout.

See come na thunder go fire all of una make dey laugh here so like pick pocket thiefs,

na people like una dey go stand for road dey show people make don loss road.

As all of una keep back like olden days pentecostal bus.

Hahahahaha
people burst laugh.
Chaii wetin be this?

before we know one guy run go put money inside the big bag make halfkilo dey use beg.

The guy shout
.
This my last card i have donated here, i pray it will multiply for me a thousand fold,
that i shall be succesfull in everything i put my hands into.

I tell una say half kilo rush check how much the guy drop,

oboy i tell una say na just #10 the fool drop dey pray join am to be succesfull in life.

Chaiii the thing vex half kilo die,
baba shout,

see come you this guy make come drop this useless #10 here like who dey suffer from brain dislocation so.

Inshort you must be very stupid and crazy.

Na people like you dey encourage people to go into pig farming.

As you keep chest like broke ass niggar.

I no blame you but na this your useless wide shirt you wear come here so like fool,

anyways na wetin you sow you must surely reap,

as you don donate this useless #10 naira here so,
na like so person self go take donate rubish to help this your frustrated looking destiny idiot.

Hahahahahaha
everybody burst laugh,

before we know one fine babe rush go drop #500 naira inside the bag half kilo carry come.

I tell una say in a twinkle of an eye half kilo don rush close the bag run dey go mama put shop make dem dey sell beans and bread for niggars dem.

I tell una say na for there me baba olowo been dey chop this morning like who kidnappers dem just release after paying ransom,

naso half kilo rush enter like who never eat for 18 days,

i tell una say na that fine babe #500 naira make she donate to the less privilegde nahim half kilo carry come here to come order for food chop bellefull.

half kilo shout,
abeg madam give me beans 150 and bread 300 with 3 pure water abeg,

i tell una say dem rush the food give am sharp sharp.

Naso baba serious dey chop the food like who scorpion bite for yansh,

baba no even greet niggars dem make dey the place before am.

I tell una say before we know one bros make sidon there shout.

See come you this guy make dem dey call half kilo like one hidden crippled slowpoke so,

as you keep brown teeths like we wish you a merry christmas music make madman dey like sing to him wife so.

Na your type niggars dem dey carry by force go donate to hospitals and doctors dem make dem use for cancer experiment,

maybe their new drugs don dey finnaly work.

As you serious so dey chop here like person make him mouth dey lick heavily like basket.

Abeg all this zig zag holes dey your mouth?
this one make you dey chop like who don first craze before?

Hahahahahahaha
everybody burst laugh
chaiii half kilo don suffer,

oboy we no believe half kilo answer the guy,

see come ahmed the great thief,
so na even you dey here self i no even know,

well i no blame you so,
as you keep chest like all this dry plastic chairs dem,

na your type dey like go take selfie near dangerous crocodiles,

as you keep wide belle so like all this useless vigilante heavy drunkards dem,

hahahahahahahaahahaha
i tell una say everybody for here burst laugh like who no first get job.

Hahahahahaha
one guy shout
my belle oooo
abeg i no chop again ooo,

chaiii laugh won kill everybody for here so,

i tell una say as people still dey laugh we no believe half kilo run fly window with speed run.

Oboy baba run no gree pay money excape.

Ahhh wetin be this?
Oboy see comotion for here so,
see as niggars dem dey pick heavy race run.

I tell una say na one sluggish useless bros dem see catch,

the bros eye clear when dem tell am say the whole bill na #12,640,

baba won die,
chaiii wetin be this?

Hahahahahaha
laugh won kill me for here so,

all for the fun baba,

abeg my next write up go be

(d blacc baba why have you forsaken us)

i tell una say d blacc baba been dey suffer from laughter madness,
sotey dem carry am go metapholic home,

hahahahaha
to be contininued!

baba olowo

(d blacc baba why have you forsaken us)

chaiii wetin be this abeg?

i tell una say d blacc baba been dey suffer from laughter madness,

sotey dem carry am rush go metapholic home for treatment,

before we know one bros ask me,
abeg baba olowo which one again be metapholic home?

Since for my life i never here that name before.

Hahahahahaha
abeg make una help me explain to this bros wetin be metapholic home.

People talk say the thing start to dey worry d blacc baba when him start to dey read baba olowo funny stories dem.

I tell una say the sickness dey very strange to the doctor

sotey the doctor start to dey speak heavy gramatical blonders.

I think this cashumen of sickness is really affecting his octacolus metamophics inbrain,

making him speechless in potocorine situations and making him useless,

this atom of diagonal inkiness will be cured of him when he is manipulatatively secured or raped.

Subbordinating to his nucleas releasing a significantly aborded inflight.

Hahahahahahahaahahaha
laugh won kill everybody for here so,

abeg wetin this mad doctor dey talk here so?

Wetin consine all this big grammers with d blacc suffering from laughter madness?

Hahahahahahahaha
chaiii wetin be this?

Abeg baba olowo you are the cause of this.

Na thunder go fire your green boxer you wear dey type for here so,

just imagine how a whole matured fully grown human beign go wear green boxers dey type here so,

abeg who dey ever wear green boxers?

Oboy i tell una say d blacc baba squeeze face like who go drink bitter leaf water.

Baba bone face like amputated idiot make dey read newspaper for early morning.

Hahahahaha
laugh won kill me for here so.

Why this uncalled for niggar make dem dey call d blacc keep face like this abeg?

Life don really tire you?

We no believe d blacc baba look the doctor hiss troway face.

Oboy naso the useless doctor start again ooo,

this arcumen is diabolically affecting his impitus making him ominigatus foolish and stupid.

Never the less we can operate in him and bring out the coralux octopus disturbing his cartibra stutues.

This navigated socombus will be subdued if we inject in him multiple contaminated pussy juice,

making him to be practically free from anonymous fuckertuss.

Magneting in him peculiar ruga management of the fulanis operation,

hahahahahaahahhahaha
oboy everybody burst laugh,
abeg wetin consine d blacc sickness with fulani ruga settlement?

Inshort this useless doctor must be mad.

Oboy i tell una say d blacc people carry am drop for the doctor say make him treat d blacc well for them.

I tell una say dem him people go house come back after just 2 hours d blacc baba don really black pass charcoal board.

No body know the kind useless medicine this uncultured doctor carry give d blacc may make am black like this,

abeg na infertiligo medicine dem give abi wetin self?

People shout,
see come baba olowo na thunder go fire you anywhere you just dey so.

Just look at what you have done to our lovely son d blacc,

na thunder go fire the middle of your great ass hole for there so fool,

hahahahahahaahha
chaiii wetin be this?

Oboy we no believe one guy shout,

see come, abeg wetin dey really happen here self abeg?

No be this same d blacc make go read baba olowo funny stories make no go gree laugh be this?

Baba go bone face dey read am like who dey train snakes dem,

and you know say anybody make dey train useless snakes no dey ever gree laugh make dem the snakes no vex one day bite comot all him yansh,

hahahahahaahhahaha
my belle ooo,

i tell una say d blacc go read baba olowo stories finish bone face like say him and person just quarell.

Baba go dey laugh die for him mind but to laugh am out na big problem.

D blacc want make people dey see am as a serious type of person thats why him hardly laugh out when reading baba olowo funny story dem,

i tell una say one midnight around 1am make heavy sleep dey disturb people.

Naso we hear one big laugh like who shark just swallow troway the bone come outside,

abeg see as the laugh be,

the person laugh with loud voice,

cashew nut!!
Cashew nut!!

Hahhahahahahahaah
laugh won kill people

abeg which one again be
cashew nut!!
cashew nut!!

Abeg which time baba olowo don use cashew nut take compose any of him funny episodes dem?

Just to tell una how crazy d blacc condition don really get am into.

I tell una say see as the shout really wake everybody.

The thing make pain people pass be say dem no hear the laugh again.

And na only once the guy laugh loud like chicken embryo.

People come dey ask abi the guy they suffer from witchcraft hunting for night?

Na later for morning people come really know say na d blacc baba be that.

Baba dey read baba olowo funny stories for midnight sotey him no know when one ocultic incantation comot from him mouth say na laugh him dey laugh,

till today people still dey wonder which one again be,

cashew nut!!
Cashew nut!!

Like who don first craze before,

hahahahaha

baba olowo

(baba olowo don suffer)

hahahaha,
chaiii wetin be this?

oboy which kind wahala be this one this early morning so?

I tell una say i dey my house dey rest,

naso some heavily armed men run climb upstairs burst enter my house anyhow,

the only thing i been dey hear na,

take that bastard away!
I said take that good for nothing crippled bastard away!

I tell una say na me dem come jack as i wear my green boxers dey sleep here so,

ahhh me baba olowo shout,
wetin i do na?
Abeg wetin happen?

Naso dem jack me go down stairs by force by fire.

Oboy naso the man make carry dem the guys shout,

you this baba olowo will be charged to court 2moro morning!

I said you this stupid baba olowo will be charged to court 2moro morning!

Oboy the thing confuse my useless neighbours dem,

naso the man shout again,

you this baba olowo have been causing confusions and laughters online with all this your pricky funny stories.

The recent activity now is tremendous and we cant bear this again,

you need to be locked up in jail so we can all be free from all this reckless laughter.

Oboy naso the man browse online dey show people as youngzubi junior brother go read baba olowo latest funny episode,

sotey youngzubi junior brother no know when him swallow spoon as him dey chop jollof rice one sunday afternoon.

Hahahaha
laugh won just kill people make dey read about the news.

How person go take swallow spoon as him go dey read baba olowo story dem?

We no believe one guy shout,

see come no be youngzubi junior brother be that ooo,

that guy for the pics there resemble centino.

I tell una say some niggars don even bookmark baba olowo story for the next update self.

Naso the man shout,
you are the cause d blacc is really suffering from laughter madness,

you are the same cause eddie ola hates wearing pants when reading baba olowo stories.

Hahahahahaha
laugh won kill people.

Oboy we no believe sokodobo shout,

its been a long road but we are here now,
am really glad baba olowo is finally arrested and will remain behind bars.

This your bad mouth has put you in a serious problem that you cant come out from again.

Please do take him away so he cant excape and be jailed for life.

Oboy i tell una say the thing just dey confuse my useless naighbours dem.

No one fit open mouth to even challenge dem or even to talk self,

Na to dey look like scum bags nahim dem sabi do,

as things come take be for here,
naso one of the guys make come arrest me phone ring.

Oboy before we know dem don jack sokodobo for nicker carry throw enter their motor dey head go prison.

Hahahahaha
laugh won kill everybody
abeg wetin be this?
Wetin really happen here?

I tell una say dem use sokodobo take replace me baba olowo carry go detain for prison.

Hahahahaha
laugh won kill people.

Na later we come dey hear for news say sokodobo has been sentenced to 38 years in prison.

And after that 38 years his release bail amount will be charged at 1 million dollars.

Oboy na to forget the idiot for prison be that na,

even the richest man for dem sokodobo village is not even worth 50,000 dollars

how dem won take bail the idiot comot from prison after 38 years?

Hahahahahaha
people won laugh kill theirselfs.

Chaiii sokodobo our loving english speaker is gone for life.

Hahahaha
laugh won kill people.

I tell una say one guy post online for facebook,

please lets protest and see that baba olowo rots in prison,

oboy i tell una say as the guy post am finish facebook run block the guy account sharp sharp,

i tell una say facebook rush log the fool out for life.

The guy really surprise as dem take de activate him account sharpaly like cow.

Baba try to register another account,

oboy we no believe facebook tell the guy you have been blocked for life and forever.

Hahahahahaha
laugh won kill people.

Just to tell una how baba olowo is been loved.

Oboy we no believe one guy been read my last latest episode,

the guy laugh sotey all him neighbours dem run comot from house thinking say arm robbers dem don show.

I tell una say the guy mistakenly comment for my post,

hjsdsjhdsb
nelkxsbsebndm,fdnd

hahahahaha
laugh won kill people.

Oboy the thing pain me die naso i reply the fool.

See come as you keep waist like ringworm road make dey for aba city so.

Na your type babes dem dey later gather rape for after parties for night.

As you keep eye like miss akwa ibom 2019.

Hahahahahaha
everybody burst laugh
chaiii baba olowo na by mistake the guy take type that thing ooo,

baba no really mean am ooo,

naso the guy reply me,

please baba olowo am sorry,
its a mistake and am really sorry ,
am not a lady and please dont call me miss akwa ibom 2019.

Hahahahaha
laugh won kill people,

naso i tell the guy

see come as you carry bar head like who dey sell rat medicine,

na people like you dey like repeat one class 12 times all for the fun of it,
or maybe your brain don dislocate or block

as you do belle so like all this indian people their useless rings

hahahaha

baba olowo

Hahahahahaha
kikikikikikikiki
i don die ooo,

its baba olowo on this again.

abeg i just remember one of my worst experience make been happen to me on the year 2017,

na last two years for warri abi benin state,

chaiii life just tire me for that place,

i go still dey talk am till i die,
warri worst

chaiii warri too worst,
which kind life be this?

Abeg anybody make say him won go hustle or go live for warri abeg think twice ooo,

i went to stay there for just a month oboy the way i take run come back till today still dey wonder me,
inshort na big miracle to my life to excape warri

anyways my next episode will be tittled
(baba olowo goes to warri)

please be warned because this is my true life story in 2017,

make i give una small intro,

abeg half kilo send me small money for transport,
life don tire me for here i swear down.

I just need like 3k to come back lagos abeg,

oboy see the way i dey take beg my guy half kilo make no get shi shi for lagos,

baba dry pass me make dey suffer for warri.

Half kilo answer me,
abeg baba olowo you go fit manage 600 naira?

Because like this self i swear na my last cash be that for life.

Chaiii which kind wahala be this one self?
Wetin make me carry myself come this warri self?

I still dey wonder how people still dey survive for this place self?

The thing still dey wonder me as everyday if i wake up people dem still dey alive,

i think say hunger go don even kill many people for here self,

see as people bone face for here no body dey laugh or dey smile,
life hard die for this place.

chaiii wetin be this?

To be continued live on Hd.

Baba olowo

Niggas dem know who baba olowo really be.

Abeg some niggas dem for facebook no want make i compose
(baba olowo goes to warri)

dem say make i no cast warri abeg.

Anyways i go change my next update to
( centino wedding day saga issues)

hahahahahahaha
we go laugh tire for here so.

Some niggars dey debate if centino baba don marry or not.

Na now una go finnally know from my mouth direct.
And una know say baba olowo mouth no just good.

We go laugh tire,
abeg make i first laugh my own down first for here so.
I won laugh in advance first abeg.

hahahahahahahahaha
kikikikikikikikikiki
ooooooooooo
bbbbbbbbbbbb
ttttttttttttttttttt
gragragragragra
haq haq haq

chaii wetin be this?
Is this madness?

I know say some niggars go dey wonder for their mind,

see come baba olowo as you keep neck like operation feed the nation so,

i hope say no be rubish you won compose drop for us here so?

thinking say na really wetin happen for centino great wedding day be that?

As you baba olowo keep bar head so like rock and roll music make no even sweet.

Na only your type dey arrange go person burial go twerk like fool

Hahahahahaha
i don die ooo.

Abeg centino baba you know i do this all for the fun of it.
We need to laugh and catch some fun here

Abeg baba olowo no really mean am ooo.
All apologies please.

Please all my fans can watch out for this update coming out soon live on Hd.

Chaiii wetin be this?
Hahahahahahahahahaha

baba olowo

(centino wedding day saga issues)

hahahaha
laugh won kill people for here so?

Oboy we no believe one small boy make dey 9 years run shout,

abeg make una no believe anything make baba olowo won type give una for here so.

Everything for here na lie ooo,

i tell una say before the small boy go talk finish my niggars dem don sound craze comot from the boy brown teeths,

gbosa!
Oboy laugh won kill people

hahahahaha
kikikikkiki

inshort na thunder go fire this small boy siblings for here so idiot.

Oboy i tell una say today na really centino baba wedding day,

chaiii niggars dem go happy die.

See as everywhere dey bubble with noise for streets.

Naso me baba olowo baff sharp sharp.
Run wear cloth come outside dey head go centino wedding event center with my 200 drunk friends dem.

Oboy we plenty die.

I tell una say as we near the hotel make dem dey do the wedding.
See as dem rush off the loud music make dem dey play for the place.

Chaiii wetin be this?
Wetin come happen na?

I tell una say na because of me baba olowo nahim make dem off the music so.

Naso the gateman tell me,

see come baba olowo as you do face so like roasted corn make no sweet carry crowds dem come here so,

na thunder go fire your inner boxer you wear come here so like miss bimbo detergent soap.

Na people like you dem suppose carry go all this celestial church their river banks go rape,

hahahahahahaha
laugh won kill people
abeg wetin be this?

Why this foolish gateman no won open gate for me and my 200 drunk friends?

Naso the gateman tell me,

as far i can check,
baba olowo is strictly not invited to this wedding,

signed and posted by centino,sokodobo,wadewaltz and their well wishers.

Hahahahahahaha
laugh won kill people.

Chaiii so dem no even invite a whole baba olowo the funny niggar to this wedding?

Chaiii people won nearly use laugh break my waist.

Hahahahahaha.

We no believe one guy shout,

i dey very sure say na because of food nahim make this foolish baba olowo come here so.

as you this baba olowo keep prick like all this old time bricklayers dem,

Na your type your parents dem suppose use swap exchange collect torchlight phone,

as you keep waist like drink and get drunk slowpoke.

Hahahaha
see as people burst laugh
chaiii wetin be this?

I tell una say the guy pick race run,

chaii the thing pain me die,
why this fool no wait make i reply am back.

I tell una say 99% of niggars dem make come here na food really carry dem come here,

why my own come different like this na?

Oboy the thing vex dem my 200 drunk friends dem die,

see as dem man handle the useless gateman with better blow and beatings,

i tell una say dem tire am with better rope hang am ontop person motor roof.

Hahahahaha
people won laugh die

naso we bounce enter the hotel.

I tell una say we no believe some niggars dem don stand up dey fly the backyard fence dey run dey go house.

Chaiii wetin be this?
You won stay make baba olowo yab your life?

Naso me and my 200 drunk friends enter go sidon for back like rapist dem.

I tell una say centino and him newly wedded wife bone face like people make dey sell all this cashew nuts for streets,

i tell una say dem no gree laugh one bit,

abeg na because of baba olowo nahim make dem bone face like this so?

The thing vex me die naso i tell dem.

See come centino and the newly wedded or maybe i should say the newly forced and raped bride so,

as una two keep face like old woman intimacy gadget so,

na thunder go fire the two of una as una sit down for that high table so like banished evil couple.

Na una two type dey encourage people to start up kidnapping business,

una go dey tell people its very lucrative and a sweet flourishing business.

As una dey shine eyes so for here like people make dey train pigs.

Hahahahaha
see as everybody for here burst laugh die,

abeg baba olowo leave dem ooo,
which kind wahala be this one ooo?

Who even allow this stupid baba olowo enter inside here self?

Chaiii wetin be this?

I tell una say the dj vex blast the music loud.

The thing really pain the dj guy as i yab the celebrant dem.

We no believe one guy shout abeg dj off that music abeg person won talk.

Naso the dj off the music,

sharp sharp naso i rush collect the mic again shout,

see come you this freshly baked dj make keep head like pregnant babe so,

na your type suppose dey bush dey rear all this wicked cows dem.

As you keep waist like devil birthday party make end with no single gift to the celebrant.

hahahahaha
see as people burst laugh

chaiii baba olowo no go kill person ooo,

naso i vex tell centino and him new bride.

See come as una two squeeze face dey look me here so like piggy bank saving box so.

Na thunder go fire that una useless invitation ticket make una no gree give me baba olowo here so.

As the two of una skins dry and thick like people make dey do hard millitary trainning for hot desert so.

Hahahahahahaha
everybody for the whole wedding burst laugh.

I don die ooo
hahahahaha
my belle o!

baba olowo

(Na mallam you dey tell)

hahahahaha
chaiii wetin be this?

Baba olowo don come again ooo.

I tell una say i no believe person send me message for facebook.

See come baba olowo on behalf of centino and family members dem,

we say na thunder go fire you baba olowo and family.

as you baba olowo keep yansh so like keep it up guys,

like person make dey encourage niggars to hijack babes enter bush go rape.

Na thunder go fire you for your last post there so idiot

hahahahaha
laugh won kill me for here so.

Naso i reply the guy,
see come na mallam you dey tell for here so,

inshort i dey come.

I tell una say na one of my guy make dem dey call uche nahim get this slogan so,

i swear uche you too stupid,

if person dey tell uche something and uche no agree for the thing you been dey tell am.

The next thing make you go hear from uche na,

i swear na mallam you dey tell,
i dey come,

baba go leave you waka go front.

I tell una say uche do this thing sotey niggars for area no know when dem copy this uche slogan.

We no believe one day some policemen dem enter area dey find one location.

Naso dem see uche dey pass,
unlikely for dem naso dem call uche ask am abeg where be salami junction for here abeg?

The policemen no believe the next thing make dem hear from uche na,

na mallam una dey tell,
i dey come.

Hahahahaha
laugh won kill people

chaiii wetin be this?

The thing really do dem the police men like film,
before their brains go reason wetin just happen here so uche don run excape.

Hahahahaha
laugh won kill people

i swear this uche na really big fool.

Abeg which one again be say na mallam we dey tell?

So you mean say wetin we dey tell you now so na mallam we suppose to go dey tell that one abi?

Chaiii this uche na thunder go fire you fire that your na mallam you dey tell slogan for here so.

I tell una say we no believe one guy make do face so like madman sleeping cloth tell uche.

I say na barca go win this year champions league,

i go still talk am again say na barcelona go win this year champions league.

Before the guy go talk finish uche don tell the guy,

na mallam you dey tell,
i dey come

hahahahaha
laugh won kill people

chaiii the thing pain the guy enter soul

before we know the guy shout this world don end.

Oboy the guy rush uche
chaiii see fight!

Laugh won kill people.

I tell una say this uche slogan dey really vex people die.

Abeg which one be say you and person go dey talk dey argue, before you know the person don tell you say na mallam you dey tell, i dey come?

still waka go front like say no be him you dey talk to.

Chaiii the thing dey really pain person if you hear say na mallam you dey tell.

Hahahaha
laugh won kill me,

Abeg which one again be say world don end?

How person go shout this world don end?

Like person make dey enter dustbin go dey pick all this empty indomie carton and bottle water dem,

I swear niggars dem make dey my area here don craze,

All of dem with strange looking characters and madness

anyways i no blame dem.

We no believe one guy send me message.

See come baba olowo you know say you no really finish that centino wedding day saga issues.

Abeg wetin come really happen for the ending?

Naso i answer the guy.

See come as you carry two left legs like alhaji mustaphar inner dip asshole so.

Na your type dey go thief people one leg of slippers go carry go babalawo house go do juju

as you keep one eye so like evil marine useless spirit.

Hahahaha
laugh won kill the guy

chaiii baba olowo abeg ooo.

I tell una say that centino wedding really get issues.

Can you imagine me and my 200 drunk friends plenty pass people make come the wedding?

I no really sure people make dem invite reach 80 people self?

Abeg na court marriage dem do so?

Abi no capital to sponsor the wedding?

This one make centino and him wife do face like people make dey peel egusi seeds from morning till night so?

Abeg na me send una make una go marry?

We no believe one guy shout,

see come centino which kind poverty marriage be this one na?

Na by force your family members dem force you take marry this girl?

This one you and your wife keep face bone like all this security men make hungry won kill so,

abeg na forced marriage be this?

Hahahahaha
laugh won kill people

i tell una say one guy laugh sotey baba inner singlet tear.

Chaiii which kind brown singlet this guy wear come here so like craze person?

Abeg una don ever see where dem dey sell brown singlet before?

I tell una say see as everybody just dey laugh for here like cows make madman dey plan to go rape.

Before we know one guy shout.

Our people said,

when a tortoise has no wings to fly,
then a rabbit will be his concubine in an attemted murder.

Hahahaha
laugh won kill people
abeg wetin this fool just talk for here so?

Which kind useless proverbs be this?

I tell una say we ask the guy abeg explain to us wetin you mean abeg?

Oboy the guy tell us,
even me self no understand ooo,

hahahahaha
my belle ooo
i don die ooo