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Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by EBUBS(m): 10:34am On Nov 02, 2019
okafor200:
Hello all my fans dem,

I just feel like droping mtn airtime here for the quickest fastest finger,

so we all can have fun the more before i update here my next episode

comment here if you really want me to drop the full card digits here,

i feel like giving out something to my lovely fans that have been following me for a long time now,

and i will start with airtimes and recharge cards

baba olowo
Fingers crossed sir
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 10:01pm On Nov 02, 2019
EBUBS:

Fingers crossed sir

ok bro do drop your number here,
will send you first thing 2moro morning before heading to church

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by EBUBS(m): 1:15am On Nov 03, 2019
okafor200:


ok bro do drop your number here,
will send you first thing 2moro morning before heading to church

baba olowo


Thank u sir... You're doing an great job here. Appreciate,.
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by EBUBS(m): 6:57am On Nov 04, 2019
okafor200:


ok bro do drop your number here,
will send you first thing 2moro morning before heading to church

baba olowo
Bro
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 9:18am On Nov 04, 2019
EBUBS:

Bro so you promised and didn't fufil. E no make sense na..

sorry bro i saw this late,
i have sent it now to your number,

although i went out yesterday for sunday things with my guys and never came back early

you can show appreciation here if you really choose to thanks

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by EBUBS(m): 9:38am On Nov 04, 2019
okafor200:


sorry bro i saw this late,
i have sent it now to your number,

although i went out yesterday for sunday things with my guys and never came back early

you can show appreciation here if you really choose to thanks

baba olowo

Thanks you babaolowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 11:32am On Nov 04, 2019
EBUBS:


Thanks you babaolowo for the 100 naira
Recharge... I appreciate

yea you are welcome,
will also drop more airtimes here for my fans
baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 5:19pm On Nov 12, 2019
See come all this my niggars dem make keep teeths like bonified idiot make strong kongi won kill so,

abeg make una no go rape person wife or sister o!

This one una serious die dey use stlye come check if baba olowo won drop another airtime here.

Anyways i no really blame una since baba olowo don turn to father christmax all of a sudden,

by the way i go still drop more cards here,
fingers crossed for niggars dem make sharp and dey at alert.

I still dey wonder i never for once see for where dem dey ever dash people free credit online

anyways me baba olowo can still change this.

See come sokodobo mind yourself o!

No be now me baba olowo go come dey drop airtimes here as much as possible na that time you go come here dey shine that your big eye they find the one you go see thief

na thunder go fire that your ugly night gawn you wear for there dey read this my post so,

as you keep face like mad person face cap,

na people like you dey always feel hot to bang person wife for midnight where everybody don sleep go,

as you keep yansh like who dey work for abacha,

with your squezzed back like who dey sell dwarf okro seeds

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 3:03pm On Nov 14, 2019
Will update you guys soon,

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 3:10pm On Dec 03, 2019
Abeg i just won address one issue here

See come healthserve abi na healthserver be ur fulani name so,

abeg why you dey make my new nigga pistotita dey vex na?

Its like i dont really get it
whats the argument all about?

See come healthserve as you keep face so like who dey like eat hot beans for afternoon so,

you better mind yourself there before thunder go fire that your brown yansh for you there so

na people like you dey always thief people airtime

sharp sharp transfer am go their phone like say na you get am

as you carry wide eye so like cancer patient

with your wide belle and thin leg like new traditional rapist

na your type dey tear heavy speed cross road no looking back

as you keep teeth like wetin wadewaltz use clean yansh finish later use am go dash him son

see come no disturb my sweet nigga pistotita baby again o!

Abeg pistotita just leave the case for God to handle

you have tried your best and i have seen it in you.

You are the type of people we need arround in this nairaland not people like wadewaltz and healthserve.

Na thunder go fire you wadewaltz for there so.
Inshort you don make me baba olowo vex

i no need yab healthserve again na you i suppose face because i dey very sure say na you still be healthserve.

The both of you look alike,
you better go caution healthserve your twin brother make keep face like premature aligator lizard


na the two of una gay niggas suppose to dey use shine kongo for night.

As una resemble who just go chop lizard make still dey alive without even cooking

na quack thunder go fire the two of una brown eye for there so

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by healthserve(m): 3:13pm On Dec 03, 2019
okafor200:
Abeg i just won address one issue here

See come healthserve abi na healthserver be ur fulani name so,

abeg why you dey make my new nigga pistotita dey vex na?

Its like i dont really get it
whats the argument all about?

See come healthserve as you keep face so like who dey like eat hot beans for afternoon so,

you better mind yourself there before thunder go fire that your brown yansh for you there so

na people like you dey always thief people airtime

sharp sharp transfer am go their phone like say na you get am

as you carry wide eye so like cancer patient

with your wide belle and thin leg like new traditional rapist

na your type dey tear heavy speed cross road no looking back

as you keep teeth like wetin wadewaltz use clean yansh finish later use am go dash him son

see come no disturb my sweet nigga pistotita baby again o!

Abeg pistotita just leave the case for God to handle

you have tried your best and i have seen it in you.

You are the type of people we need arround in this nairaland not people like wadewaltz and healthserve.

Na thunder go fire you wadewaltz for there so.
Inshort you don make me baba olowo vex

i no need yab healthserve again na you i suppose face because i dey very sure say na you still be healthserve.

The both of you look alike,
you better go caution healthserve your twin brother make keep face like premature aligator lizard


na the two of una gay niggas suppose to dey use shine kongo for night.

As una resemble who just go chop lizard make still dey alive without even cooking

na quack thunder go fire the two of una brown eye for there so

baba olowo

K
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 3:30pm On Dec 03, 2019
healthserve:


K

thats like it and very good of you,

please pistotita baba please accept this from him and move on

but come o healthserve of a guy,
you too fast to dey respond o!

Abi you dey sleep online or na super mod you be self?

Anyways i still know say this crazy mad fowl called wadewaltz no go ever still come here apologise,

you this wadewaltz make resemble waste plastic bottle make madman dey pick for road up and down so

as you keep face like benin-ore road so,

na thunder go help me arrange that ur ugly yansh for you there.

Na people like you go dey encourage people to dey quarell up and down like fool

as you keep back like all this cele prophet their pikin

inshort na square looking rabbit nahim go help us pursue you for dream

as you do belle so like head branch ugly he-goat

see come you better come apologise here too like a responsible looking cow

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by healthserve(m): 3:31pm On Dec 03, 2019
okafor200:


thats like it and very good of you,

please pistotita baba please accept this from him and move on

but come o healthserve of a guy,
you too fast to dey respond o!

Abi you dey sleep online or na super mod you be self?

Anyways i still know say this crazy mad fowl called wadewaltz no go ever still come here apologise,

you this wadewaltz make resemble waste plastic bottle make madman dey pick for road up and down so

as you keep face like benin-ore road so,

na thunder go help me arrange that ur ugly yansh for you there.

Na people like you go dey encourage people to dey quarell up and down like fool

as you keep back like all this cele prophet their pikin

inshort na square looking rabbit nahim go help us pursue you for dream

as you do belle so like head branch ugly he-goat

see come you better come apologise here too like a responsible looking cow

baba olowo


Okay
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 3:45pm On Dec 03, 2019
healthserve:



Okay

see come healthserve abi na garri serve be ur name so,

na only ok you see to dey comment here like who dey sell pure water for street.

As you squezz face like brand new london goat make wadewaltz dey think of to import come nigeria here so,

so you won tell me say na only ok pistotita go chop as apology abi?

See come no make me vex for you o!

As i dey here so na through pistotita i take dey hear your name up and down like say you go thief egg.

Anyways you still try unlike wadewaltz make no go ever come here come apologise,

na all this spanish thunder nahim go help us fire that useless pride make full wadewaltz body so,

na this same pride kill your uncle and you never still learn lesson

as you do face like pimpp my ride reality show
with your smooth yansh like where rapist dem just do meeting

as you carry neck like one dwarf ugly girl make demon don possess like fool

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by healthserve(m): 3:46pm On Dec 03, 2019
okafor200:


see come healthserve abi na garri serve be ur name so,

na only ok you see to dey comment here like who dey sell pure water for street.

As you squezz face like brand new london goat make wadewaltz dey think of to import come nigeria here so,

so you won tell me say na only ok pistotita go chop as apology abi?

See come no make me vex for you o!

As i dey here so na through pistotita i take dey hear your name up and down like say you go thief egg.

Anyways you still try unlike wadewaltz make no go ever come here come apologise,

na all this spanish thunder nahim go help us fire that useless pride make full wadewaltz body so,

na this same pride kill your uncle and you never still learn lesson

as you do face like pimpp my ride reality show
with your smooth yansh like where rapist dem just do meeting

as you carry neck like one dwarf ugly girl make demon don possess like fool

baba olowo


Alagba wink
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 4:06pm On Dec 03, 2019
Wadewaltz! Wadewaltz! Wadewaltz!

How many times i call your name here?

I just give you from now till 12am for midnight to come apologise here with that your big head make be like who dey sell toothpick for holdup traffic

as you carry wide belle like pampered mad person so

you better come here come apologise because am sure you are somehow connected to this,

see come centino as you do face like baby he-goat make dem just born new so,

abeg do fast go advice wadewaltz there for me o!

Make i no use vex sound craze comot from him eye here so

See come youngzubi as you carry wide arms like pikin make dem born for exile so

you self carry that your brown teeths make be like who dey like go thief people salt go advice wadewaltz before me baba olowo go decend on am.

Na my final warning be this to you wadewaltz

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 7:12pm On Dec 03, 2019
Abeg Wetin sup! Wetin sup!

Abi wadewaltz never still come back from work?

Wadewaltz work make be say na to dey run around for under bridge from morning till night dey find who dem go pick pocket thief,

See come you better do fast come apologise here because i know you are somehow involved in this,

i know say na you go dey encourage healthserve make keep face like new latest prostitute to continue all this arguments with pistotita

as you do teeth like person make dey beg for arms

na your type niggas dem dey plan to rape with that your wide yansh like sweet slay baby.

Abeg make i dress dey head go church for evening service here abeg

because i know say na since last 12 years you don near church door last

as you carry waist like one useless blanket chewbacca dey use sleep for night

na people like you dey come online dey beg people to help you startup one useless tutorial about fish farming

with your wide mouth like plastic plate

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by healthserve(m): 7:14pm On Dec 03, 2019
okafor200:
Wetin sup! Wetin sup!

Abi wadewaltz never still come back from work?

Wadewaltz work make be say na to dey run around for under bridge from morning till night dey find who dem go pick pocket thief,

See come you better do fast come apologise here because i know you are somehow involved in this,

i know say na you go dey encourage healthserve make keep face like new latest prostitute to continue all this arguments with pistotita

as you do teeth like person make dey beg for arms

na your type niggas dem dey plan to rape with that your wide yansh like sweet slay baby.

Abeg make i dress dey head go church for evening service here so

because i know say na since last 12 years you don near church door last

as you carry waist like one useless blanket chewbacca dey use sleep for night

na people like you dey come online dey beg people to help you startup one useless tutorial about fish farming

with you wide mouth like plastic plate

baba olowo



Okay. I no do fight again. A swear baba olowo


No more fights but you mid to make sure pitototo continues with his psychedelics
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 7:36pm On Dec 03, 2019
healthserve:



Okay. I no do fight again. A swear baba olowo


No more fights but you mid to make sure pitototo continues with his psychedelics

ok no props i don really hear you,

see come chewbacca abi na cattle bacca be your name so.

As you keep waist like who dey sell expired garri for people so

what do you have to say on this issue at hand

because i dey very sure say you know who wadewaltz the crazy he-goat is,

na una two dey eat and dine for the same useless madman plate.

As you keep face like raptured bonga fish

you this chewbacca make resemble retired bank robber so

i know say you don involve with wadewaltz for serious rape case before

as you carry wide eyes so like bat

see come pistotita abeg let this die down abeg.

I dey feel your ryhmes and teachings here for nairaland but i dey hardly comment and recommend you.

Although you are good when it comes to research and explanations

but abeg people like dem wadewaltz make no finish secondary school no go fit dey understand one single thing you dey always dey explain here online

abeg dey brief us little by little to our understanding abeg

wadewaltz make we later hear say him chop the hard earned school fees him papa give am to go pay for school

wadewaltz now na secondary school drop out like cow,

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by healthserve(m): 7:40pm On Dec 03, 2019
okafor200:


ok no props i don really hear you,

see come chewbacca abi na cattle bacca be your name so.

As you keep waist like who dey sell expired garri for people so

what do you have to say on this issue at hand

because i dey very sure say you know who wadewaltz the crazy he-goat is,

na una two dey eat and dine for the same useless madman plate.

As you keep face like raptured bonga fish

you this chewbacca make resemble retired bank robber so

i know say you don involve with wadewaltz for serious rape case before

as you carry wide eyes so like bat

see come pistotita abeg let this die down abeg.

I dey feel your ryhmes and teachings here for nairaland but i dey hardly comment and recommend you.

Although you are good when it comes to research and explanations

but abeg people like dem wadewaltz make no finish secondary school no go fit dey understand one single thing you dey always dey explain here online

abeg dey brief us little by little to our understanding abeg

wadewaltz make we later hear say him chop the hard earned school fees him papa give am to go pay for school

wadewaltz now na secondary school drop out like cow,

baba olowo

Okay Pito Rita no go fit read your pidgin o. Shey you no say na oga oyinbo him be.?

Asper expired garri, I don go ikotun market before for back their garri production section na mix dem dey mix old and new garri together to dilute am before. But if them don dey sell am directly now omo na to shine eyes o
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 10:07pm On Dec 09, 2019
See come all this my niggars dem make keep face like short dwarf pawpaw tree so,

abeg whats popping here?
Like this now heavy sleep really dey my eye.

Baba olowo the loosed mouth don show face again o!

Let me do you guys a favour,
if anyone can answer this i go sharply send am mtn 500 naira airtime

please who can really tell me the full name of wadewaltz?

If anybody here fit answer am then you are the lucky winner

see come healthserve as you keep neck like who go sabi tear speed cross road so

abeg no go put that your long mouth make be like who dey sell kerosine for street

as you thin dry so like who dey sell useless firewoods

na your type mad pastors dey use preach as stupid example for church,

with your wide back like youngzubi their landlord make don kick bucket diegrin

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 9:10am On Dec 10, 2019
Followed topics kill you there!
I say followed topics kill you there!

Oboy i tell una say one nigga make keep face like nationalized baboon for togo,

make dem dey call nwaAmaikpe,

baba dey tell person for church say i will dance as david make dey for bible dance.

I will dance till i will take off my cloths and be naked,

oboy i tell una say barely 2 minutes the idiot don talk am

naso one mad guy make dem dey call wadewaltz don already pull off him shirt and boxers inside church dey dance like mad small pikin make no see food chop

oboy the whole church confuse
abeg wetin dey happen here?

I tell una say the pastor shout,
indeed we are now in the spirit
i want you all to copy what this young man called wadewaltz has done inside this church

i want you all to dance as david danced!

Oboy naso the thing sweet nwaAmaikpe make keep head like broken bottle,

naso baba don already dey pull off him cloths so him go fit naked dance like david

oboy naso the thing vex me for where i been dey,
as i bone face no gree follow dem sing praises

naso i shout tell nwaAmaikpe make carry eye like indian hemp make don expire

see come you this niggar make dem dey call nwaAmaikpe abi na nwa kidnapper be ur useless name so,

as you short so like basket of tomato person look finish go dash wadewaltz as him birthday gift so

na like so thunder go take fire off that your ugly yansh you won show us here

no be only to dance as david make dey for bible dance but na to also dance like muhamed for quran

as you keep hair like plastered reckless mad person so

na simple ajebota rappist nahim go help us handle you this night

with your long hands like who people just gather beat craze comot from him head

as for you wadewaltz make naked so like accounted he-goat so,

na evil strange pimples go later do you for that your yansh so

see as matured man naked inside church dey dance here like kidnapper,

anyways na people like you dey eat tree bark raw,

as you do eye so like ritualist of the third order

na your type dey strangle person only babe rape inside bus

with your wide neck like person make won start pig business

i no really blame you its not your fault,
you and this ugly looking nwaAmaikpe na thunder go fire off the two of una siblings there for me

as una won disgrace us for here so na like so devil go use take expose all of una evil deeds for broad day light fools!grin

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 9:28am On Dec 10, 2019
grin laugh won finish me for here so,
chaiii baba olowo your mouth no just good o!

Oboy I tell una say one fine babe come my front dey sing dey dance,

na so she dey sing,

when the spirit of the lord is upon my soul i will dance as david dance,

i say when the spirit of the lord is upon my soul i will dance as david dance,

i will dance!
I will dance!
I will dance as david dance ah ah!

I will dance!
I will dance!
I will dance as david dance!

Chaii the whole church don erupt with people singing and praising God,

i tell una say the person make serious die pass dey dance with anger and strenght for the church na wadewaltz,

baba serious naked dey sing praises to our God the creator of the heavens and the earth.

Oboy youngzubi dey for one corner dey dance and happy seriously,

centino baba dey front seat dey give dem sharp man dance

sokodobo dey close to me here dey sing praises dey cry join am,

nwaAmaikpe dey close to choir dey dance scarter scarter dance like craze person,

ebubs dey close to him family members and sisters dey sing dey praise God,

Some people fit surprise to see me baba olowo at the last day inside heaven dey shine teeths dey happy

indeed i will dance as david danced!

But na only chewbacca nahim stand like who dem abandon for UAE (united arab emirates/dubia)
this one you stand like say your visa don expire

i tell una say baba stand like small pikin make hungry won just kill

na only the fool be the only unhappy person for the whole church

na only him and devil nahim know wetin really dey bother am

as chewbacca squezz face so like goat make dey chew cud,

baba face change like handkerchief madwoman dey use clean her period,

oboy the thing make people distance theirselfs from the fool make him no go contaminate dem with this him bad life attitude

abeg na only you get problem?
You dey hope say bet9ja go pay you one day,

no be when you praise God things go work for your good.

God for bible even talk am say

i will make even your enemies to be at peace with you,

then why the rush niggar?
Please be happy and praise God abeg

My niggars dem abeg all na for the fun o!

A day without reading baba olowo funny stories is like a day wasted listening to what wadewaltz have to say

wadewaltz has nothing meaningfull to advice niggars

all he says is

eat my shit!
You aint' my mate
don't copy me you this dung ass or else i would woop ur ass

to tell una say no meaningfull thing to learn from wadewaltz our rap war lord

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 10:21am On Dec 10, 2019
So many niggars love baba olowo the sharp mouth niggargrin

if you are one of them you can simply follow my thread or topic for my latest updates,

but please remember say na followed topics go kill you there!

Abeg all my fans dem
please pray for me to the lord our God

i wish i can really get hold of all this guest viewing this my thread,

na to just pull off your cloths and use this my sharp teeths and bite off all your backs

the way i go take bite una back go even surprise people,

as una do face like pikin make dey always drink crazy herbal medicine so

inshort make i no say na thunder go fire una prick,

but na all this crippled beggers na dem go help me follow una by force by fire dey go una work

as all of una keep face like cloth make centino dey use do as sample for him crazy okrika cloth business

abeg na all for the fun o!
All you guest are really welcomed here

feel free and relax and dont let wadewaltz threaten you with that his ugly man looks

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 3:46pm On Dec 10, 2019
A shout out to all my niggars and fans dem,

see come healthserve abi na prostitute server be your name so

abeg help me summerise the balon dor make messi just win this year abeg?

Anyways i just won eat my afternoon food so i no get much to say

see come centino,
with that your long throat like who dey sell gala for street so

i hope say you don really eat this afternoon

no go follow wadewaltz dey do fasting o!

The reason why wadewaltz like to dey do fasting pass everybody na because say him no get money,

baba no get shi shi

if wadewaltz get 100 million naira you won tell me say baba no go dey bahamas on vacation by now?

Dey chop better nutritous food join am self

Na who the fool dey use fasting dey decive

abeg current update make dey happen live for my place of work now be say,

an aboki has been nabbed for stealing one carton of oil,

or should i say an aboki has been caught for stealing oil.

oboy crowd don full here die,
see different kind of beatings make people dey give am

hmm i still dey hope say no be wadewaltz be that o!

I hope my guess is right

It shall be well

i pray for his quick recovery of the strange beatings

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 9:48am On Dec 14, 2019
Abeg my ba3 dey very low!

Which kind wahala be this self?

Anyways all thanks to God our heavenly father for today,

abeg anybody here fit tell me whats the time?

Because the last time wadewaltz showed me time i found myself heading to the east for midnight without even knowing,

just imagine say i tell the idiot make him show me time not knowing the fool wrist watch no dey work.

Baba tell me say the time is 6am in the morning say make i rush go take my bath so i go fit travel,

oboy as i run reach motor park,
naso i pay enter go sidon

i no believe one bros tell me say the time still be 10.52pm for night,

oboy since that day nahim i disasociate myself from crazy wadewaltz and his antics.

abeg its been a while baba olowo don stop to dey drop funny stuffs here

please pray for me to the lord our God.

My mentor now na dangote the multiple one man investor,

dangote you too much abeg,
with all your wealth you still dey invest more

thats why the rich will be getting richer while the poor will be getting poorer

unlike nwaAmaikpe make just acquire some few wealth use am go invest for brothels,

so na ashawo house you see to invest your money you this crazy man?

Na for those brothels dem go later bury you cow

as you keep face like one minute man,

to Bleep self na to put you on life support because dem know say your life bar remain only 1%

thats why you dry so like toothpick

as your mouth take wide anyhow thats why you dey talk anyhow like crazy he-goat,

with your long throat like woman yansh.

Hahahaha

abeg what of chewbacca make go invest in scrab bus business,

chewbacca go enter street go dey thief people condemned motor make dem pack for streets since,

baba go carry am go mechanic go change dem the parts,

thats why you go see some motor for road make no get window,

some of dem the brakes no dey work

some na even half opened roof,
while some na kick and start motor like dem youngzubi new TV sets their bros just buy for dem

na later we come dey hear chewbacca dey say,

this business is really a lucrative business

chaiii so na to dey drop people for halfway nahim you like pass abi?

Na thunder go fire you with this your useless business so

oboy i tell una say centino go invest in kidnapping and raping business,

business where be say him grandfathers dem leave for am nahim baba continue,

their first major target na wadewaltz senoir brother nahim dem see kindnap

wadewaltz senoir brother make no dey see road well

wadewaltz senoir brother make no see one keke buy talkless of motor,

i tell una say baba no get shi shi
the guy dry like fowl

dem kidnap am still dey call prize ontop

centino and him gang members say make wadewaltz and family come bail their brother with 80 million naira,

wadewaltz make be say even the richest man for their village no even worth 25 million

oboy na to just forget the fool for there and move on

hahahahaha

i tell una say youngzubi go invest on one local football team make dem dey call invest on your own risk

oboy after youngzubi invest finish na that time the team start to dey loose matches seriously

baba won die because dem dey on 34 loosing streak already self,

since last 2 years youngzubi invest the money nahim the team don dey loose many match dey come

even their last match make me i use my eye take withness yesterday na die,

as at 63 minute for second half make i take check time the team dem dey loose seriously by 7 goals to 1,

oboy dem dey rape youngzubi team (7-1) as at 63 minute

yougzubi won die.
What a pity

Now i dey hear say dem won really go sign wadewaltz with 3000 naira to come join the team,

and the fool go still from the money settle him coach and him manager,

wadewaltz make dey run with ball go trowing abi na the wadewaltz make i know make no fit even trap ball,

abeg wetin this fool won really add to the team?

na only time will tell

oboy i tell una say sokodobo go invest in pig business

the thing dey wonder us as dem the pigs gather one day do meeting pursue sokodobo go far north,

dem pursue baba sotey him run forget the pig business

till today baba no know where one pig dey talkless of all of the pigs

hahahaha

abeg just see the kind of different useless investments all this people go invest on,

to tell una say no be by to make money but na by to look for the best investment to invest on,

even the onwise wadewaltz no gree invest shi shi

sotey baba go bury him money for sambisa forest

to tell una how foolish baba be,

you no know say after 2 years that money no go get value again?

Its better you go invest the money on healthserve failed career than to go bury am for sambisa forest

healthserve make go invest on sick poultry business,

if bad sickness really catch all your poultry birds oboy na to go sell am for healthserve o!

Baba go buy all of dem hoping to revive dem back and sell at good prize,

na this thing healthserve do sotey him no even worth 20,000 naira again

hahahaha

chaiii! baba olowo no go kill person o!
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 2:19pm On Dec 24, 2019
Please Keep it cool!
keep it calm!

Baba olowo is wishing all my fans here a sweet happy 2020!

2020 a year wadewaltz will finally buy his first car

2020 a year healthserve failed career will be uprooted and be trown away,

i swear baba go repent and serve the living God,

2020 a year centino finally impregnates his new stingy selfmade bride

2020 a year youngzubi will own his first keke napep

2020 a year nwaamaikpe will be announced missing,

oboy sokodobo go kidnapp the fool go beat craze comot from him neck

still ask for ransom where be say him whole family and generation dem no fit ever pay for this life

2020 a year chewbacca will finally be released from prison for rape case and attempted murder

you no see anybody rape na pistotita fine sweet sister you go grab for night rape,

you still get mind dey tell people say na you rape am,

the thing surprise people as chewbacca dey boast they tell people say am really proud to have raped that pistotita very fine beautiful sister called ann2012,

i raped her with passion and i am proud of it!

Oboy the thing vex pistotita die baba no know when him carry chewbacca make carry teeth like reckless criminal go lock behind bars

hahahahaha

2020 a year all this my viewing guest here in my thread will finally repent and start contributing something meaningfull

2020 a year wadewaltz will finally be caught and sentenced to 21 years in prison for conspiracy and anonymous jack wiring of funds.

Na yahoo yahoo you won use take hammer abi idiot?

2020 is a year you all will see me smile,

we go laugh tire for 2020 because me baba olowo will be updating you guys more

happy 2020 to all my fans here in advance!

Chaii see as me baba olowo dey dance for here like mad person

wadewaltz can not dance and will still not learn how to dance

all he does is only to swing his wide butts like an herbalist

hahahahahaha

indeed Baba olowo is really here to stay

we dem boys!grin
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by healthserve(m): 2:25pm On Dec 24, 2019
okafor200:
Please Keep it cool!
keep it calm!

Baba olowo is whishing all my fans here a sweet happy 2020!

2020 a year wadewaltz will finally buy his first car

2020 a year healthserve failed career will uprooted and be trown away,

i swear baba go repent and serve the living God,

2020 a year centino finally impregnates his new stingy selfmade bride

2020 a year youngzubi will own his first keke napep

2020 a year nwaamaikpe will be announced missing,

oboy sokodobo go kidnapp the fool go beat craze comot from him neck

still ask for ransom where be say him whole family and generation dem no fit ever pay for this life

2020 a year chewbacca will finally be released from prison for rape case and attempted murder

you no see anybody rape na pistotito fine sweet sister you go grab for night rape,

you still get mind dey tell people say na you rape am,

the thing surprise people as chewbacca dey boast they tell people say am really proud to have raped that pistotita very fine beautiful sister called ann2012,

i raped her with passion and i am proud of it!

Oboy the thing vex pistotita die baba no know when him carry chewbacca make carry teeth like reckless criminal go lock behind bars

2020 a year all this my viewing guest here in my thread will finally repent and start contributing something meaningfull

2020 a year wadewaltz will finally be caught and sentenced to 21 years in prison for conspiracy and anonymous jack wiring of funds.

Na yahoo yahoo you won use take hammer abi idiot?

2020 is a year you all will see me smile,

we go laugh tire for 2020 because me baba olowo will be updating you guys more

happy 2020 to all my fans here in advance!

Chaii see as me baba olowo dey dance for here like mad person

wadewaltz can not dance and will still not learn how to dance

all he does is only to swing his wide butts like an herbalist

hahahahahaha

indeed Baba olowo is really here to stay

we dem boys!grin


And you call this a joke.

May your wish fall me befall your household and offsprings after you forever. May they stick to your genealogy like glue.
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 2:36pm On Dec 24, 2019
healthserve:



And you call this a joke.

May your wish fall me befall your household and offsprings after you forever. May they stick to your genealogy like glue.

see come mr countdown deactivation you better shut your blue mouth there!

If you dont have much to say please dont pick a fight with baba olowo the long wide mouth niggar

na you go run o guy!
Forget say it looks as if dem really born you online

you dey reply stuffs fast no mean say you go challenge your master you this crippled acknowleged cow,

na mammy water go grab you marry by force by fire you this amputated mad fowl

as you resemble who dey like drink cow breast raw without looking back

am very much sure wadewaltz na your senoir brother!

As the two of una keep face like sharp niggar quickie sex!

Na una type dey sell fake bamboo sticks for under bridge

cowards! grin
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by healthserve(m): 2:45pm On Dec 24, 2019
okafor200:


see come mr countdown deactivation you better shut your blue mouth there!

If you dont have much to say please dont pick a fight with baba olowo the long wide mouth niggar

na you go run o guy!
Forget say it looks as if dem really born you online

you dey reply stuffs fast no mean say you go challenge your master you this crippled acknowleged cow,

na mammy water go grab you marry by force by fire you this amputated mad fowl

as you resemble who dey like drink cow breast raw without looking back

am very much sure wadewaltz na your senoir brother!

As the two of una keep face like sharp niggar quickie sex!

Na una type dey sell fake bamboo sticks for under bridge

cowards! grin


Please go your way. And don't sit down itching for my response any longer. Sorry I kept you waiting so long for this.

Bye. Busy
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 3:01pm On Dec 24, 2019
healthserve:



Please go your way. And don't sit down itching for my response any longer. Sorry I kept you waiting so long for this.

Bye. Busy

I need to tell you guys this,

sometimes its really good to cause trouble and disturb others,

although it has limits and needs to be respected

as for healthserve abi na kidnapping server be your ugly name so,

am sure baba olowo yabs got you on your inner bones,

it pains very much been insulted online but indeed i do this for the fun of it,
i no really mean am o!

But if you take it personal na thunder go fire your inner bumbum there for you

am sure you must have been amputated to see you been simply humblestated,

indeed my grammer here is simply to confuse you and your failed career online,

it pains hearing the truth but baba olowo aint afraid of nobody,

to me this is a joke because why did you have to pick a fight with one of our beloved nairaland teacher called pistotita,

the man i am very much well pleased nahim you go fight and argue with!

Anyways na mallam kiosk dem go dash you for your wedding day

and as you have picked a fight with baba olowo d long prick then make you know say many more updates and stories will be composed all because of you,

niggars dem go laugh tire

my next episode will be tittled
(the beginning and the end of healthserve failed career)

hahahahahahaha
laugh won tear my yansh hear so

you no dey ask yourself why wadewaltz hardly comment or reply me here?

Because he knows the begining of the fear and avoidance of baba olowo is the begining of wisdom

baba olowo don start again o!
We go laugh tire

baba olowo
Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 6:37pm On Dec 24, 2019
Okafor's law will surely caught up with you this healthserve abi na stealing services be your name so

as you carry long mouth so like who carry shit for yansh

na your type dey hang person small pikin bang near nepa their pole,

as you keep back like all this army their prostitutes

inshort na thunder go fire your one leg of slippers there you this mad snake.

I no really blame you guy.
Thats why i somehow believe pistotita for all his claims

anyways na people like you dey dry go church service,

common 20 naira for offering you no go see carry go church

as you keep eye like all this village wicked bat

with your bend one leg like the road to champions final

see come no make me reason you guy!

Life fit tire you here because me baba olowo no get joy

na people like you dey wake up for early morning no gree brush teeth dey swallow eba and hot soup like fool

as you do face like who go drink swarmp water

na thunder go later help me fire that your ugly back for you there so cow!

Baba olowo

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