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|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 7:16am On Aug 15, 2018|
Watch out for episode 17
coming soon live on WWE raw vs smack down!!!
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by Sensitivity1254: 8:10am On Aug 15, 2018|
He no ban SARS o. He only ordered that their operation structure be overhauled. But the Transmission to Transition IGP just renamed SARS FSARS
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 11:16am On Aug 15, 2018|
Episode 17(WWE SMACK DOWN VS RAW LIVE ON HD)
OBOY RUMOURS HOTEL DON ENTER ONE CHANCE O
as e take be ehhh
people won laugh scatter chair for here o
mogbe! O! baba don faint
but we been con dey see say ambulance don rush dey carry baba dey run go hospital
ahhhh one man con shout
why dem no leave am make him kukuma die from the faint
chaiiii people hate baba o
as tins con take dey happen for here everybody just dey laugh dey happy
omo na so one bros run declare free food and drinks for everybody
ahhh see enjoyment
we just dey pray the next news make we go hear na say baba don die
chaii here go turn to christmas celebration
the whole nigeria go declare free public holiday
so make everybody dey happy
naso we here breaking news
A DOCTOR IS BEEN CHARGED TO COURT FOR ATEMPTED MURDER
people con dey wonder wetin happen
naso we hear say as baba faint
nahim one of the doctors make dey treat baba for the hospital vex run go dey press baba neck
dey shout say him go kill am today
oboy na by the help of other doctors and nurse nahim make dem free baba from the guy strong hand
chaiii see o even doctors self dey vex o
chaiii this one na smack down vs raw?
But wetin con dey surprise us be say dem charge the doctor go court
me con reason am say e be like say this doctor dey support PDP
the doctor won help dem kill am so dem fit easily win for the next upcoming election for 2019
chaiii so PDP VS APC don turn
SMACK DOWN VS RAW
but how we go take watch this fight for HD LIVE?
as i dey reason am
naso we see waiter dem carry book and biro go meet that man make order free food and drinks for everybody
dem con tell am oga abeg no vex
but the tin be say that incident make happen between we and small doctor
we no won repeat the same mistake again
chaiii u remember wen small doctor go stupidly declare free drinks for show where people make come pass 1 million people,
now small doctor don run no body see him back
wen he hear say one bottle gon na 18k naira upwards
chaiiii naso rumours hotel take loose 240 million for all the free drinks dem share give people
oboy dem no waist time collect money sharp sharp from this man hand o
but the money na 600k
but as e take be for here ehhh guys dem dey flex
at least thank God say person surely go help us kill baba physically and aggresively
naso we con later hear for news
say dem don fly baba out of the country with immediate effect
chaiii see bad luck o
why dem no just end this man life once and for all self
ahhhh see narrow excape
ok no wahala
as tins con dey bubble
and dj dey play music
oboy naso people con dey dance
omo small party don start o
chaiii all because say dem for nearly help us kill baba
before we know
rumours hotel custormercareline con dey ring!
Chaiii who be that mad man make dey call self?
as the girl pick am we hear shout for the phone
na thunder go fire all of una make dey rumours hotel
so na una go add fire may make the man make dey interview baba use am vex give baba slap abi?
Ok no wahala i dey come for all of una
ahhhhh as people con hear am naso dem para the more
see come o who be this mad man or whatever u call ur self
ur papa left yansh there
na we u dey threaten here for rumours?
Abi u won die before ur time?
No go try us o
or else u go lick chicken yansh
chaiii everybody con dey laugh
make we no send am jor
abeg cut that useless foolish caller
as dem won cut the call ehhh
naso the person shout u know i be?
I be the INSPECTOR GENERAL FOR THE WHOLE NIGERIAN ARMY
ahhhhhh as we hear am ehhh
see run chaiiiii rumours hotel scatter everybody bob
u say wetin inspector wetin
nobody stay to ask the man 2 times who him be
oboy before 1 minutes rumours hotel empty
even bouncers dem na dem first run go outside
ahhhh who won die?
The man con dey still dey say hello hello
nobody dey to dey answer am na, everybody don find their levels run
chaiii naso we dey fear reach?
Ahhhhh the way people take run ehhhh surprise me o
the way one babe take fly our table ehhh everybody fear
the babe jump like frog
naso the next tin ehhh we see
the babe don cross express dey run dey go house
ahhhhh everybody follow am see running
u won wait make the GENERAL GIVE ORDER FOR ARMY BARRACKS MAKE DEM COME PACK EVERYBODY FOR RUMOURS HOTEL?
who won wait?
Who get mind to face ARMY?
Oboy rumours hotel dry under 2 minutes no single sound again inside
chaiiiiii 2face baba don enter one chance o
ahhh the way dem go take question am ehhh
na that time him go know say
JESUS IS LORD
but u know say na half kilo my guy nahim go bring that rumours hotel custormercare line come
so make people use am take call the interview their hotline
life go tire 2face this time o
chaiiiii abeg make we dey pray for 2face baba so him go fit survive this one alive
if not naso we go hear say this is the end of rumours hotel festac lagos
chaiii dem fit vex shut down the hotel
watch out for episode 18
coming soon live on hd
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 12:41pm On Aug 15, 2018|
Episode 18(LIVE ON HD)
chaiii 2face don suffer
before we know ehhh the news don reach 2face ear
ahhhh baba shout i don die o
wetin i go do o
nairalanders abeg make una advice me o
ahh this people don put me for one chance o
naso one 2face guy con tell am say baba no fear no be u been dey sing say notin dey happen?
2face con answer am abeg o now ehh sometin don dey happen o
chaiii rumours hotel don dry nobody dey there again
and this baba wahala make dem push me enter so me i go fit survive am?
ahhh who go save me o?
2face guy con tell am say no fear
make we go meet one cele prophet
him go fit help u
naso the guy carry 2baba dey go meet one strong prophet
as dem reach the place
the prophet just dey laugh like mad man
ahhhh 2face surprise why this man dey laugh like this na wetin happen?
Hmmmmm 2face i know why u came here to meet me today
i have seen all ur problems before u even stepped ur legs into this place
no worry i go cure all ur proplems just relax
na me dem dey call the mighty one
the ever strongest prophet in the whole nigeria
no fear again i dey ur side
2face con say thank u baba
thank u very much
the prophet con say make 2face lie down him won do small sacrifice for am say nigerian government dem go forget the matter
sharp sharp 2face lie down
naso the man enter inside
as him come outside ehhh him carry 2 big long bamboo cane
as him show face ehhh
2face run go outside dey shout
ewole! O! Ahhh this man won kill me o?
Say me i no do again o
na that 2face guy nahim rush go hold 2face for outside con dey tell am say na ur only hope of say nigerian government go forget and die this matter be this o
or else if u want make dem sue u go federal court
u no say ur own don done be that
u better accept this man sacrifice anyhow e go be o
u be man na be strong notin dey happen
hmmmm 2face con think am
con say i go try am since na my last hope be this no wahala
naso 2face con rush go inside again con tell the prophet say him don ready
the prophet con tell am oya lie down flat and face the ground and close ur eyes
sharp sharp naso 2face obey am
before we know ehhh the man pour water for 2face back as him lie down so
chaiiii wetin be this
naso the prophet start to dey shout some incantations
ukwu nnwa owerri
super bakasi yansh
ashanti kotoko of ghana
fifa world cup
cronaldo don go juventus
madrid go smell fowl yansh this season
mikel don go marry white woman
ighalo don make us comot for world cup
the super yansh of bibi294
half kilo ur father go die!
the prophet just dey talk rubish
which kind incantations be all this one self?
Wetin consine us with say ronaldo don go juventus
Ahhhhh see flogging
gbosa! For 2face back
baba shout chaiiii abeg o
say him no do again
dem wipe baba another one
as i know me now
that was a fuckingggggg mistake
chaiii the cane won run 2baba mad
ahhhh the third stroke enter chaiiiii
baba shout come o na heaven i dey abi na hell
ahhh the prophet flog 2baba craze
the flogging ehhh tear all 2baba cloth
see as baba con Unclad dey shout all him back don red dey bleed
ahhh this prophet sabi flog o
dem train dem to dey flog like this?
2baba con dey cry
ahhhhh my own don done today o
chaiiiii na thunder go fire all of una make follow call that interview
see wetin una don push me enter
naso the prophet flog 2baba 24 hot strokes of better bamboo cane
2baba no fit stand up again o
nahim guy con carry am say dem won dey go
the cele prophet con tell dem say dem go see peace
him don flog that badluck comot for 2face life
notin like government issues again
make dem no fear
as the guy carry 2face come outside from the prophet house
naso 2face phone ring!
2baba no fit even talk hello self baba don weak
the only tin make 2baba hear be say u are wanted in the nigerian army barracks ojo cantonment
immediately 2baba faint
ahhhh naso him guy rush am dey go hospital
chaiiii is this the end of 2baba
upon say that prophet don flog craze comot for 2baba head still yet he is wanted by force by fire for army cantonment for questioning
chaiii 2baba own don really done o
abeg make una dey pray for 2baba o
because the way i been dey see am ehhh baba never even see anytin self
chaiii naso me and my guy half kilo con go lodge for one hotel make dem dey call new planet close to okokomaiko side
ahhhh but our mind no still rest o
wat if dem con declare my guy half kilo wanted?
Chaiii wetin we go con do na?
Oboy na to relocate go cotonue nahim we go do next o
abeg Make we dey pray for 2face o
baba life dey in danger o
but as e take be ehhh
notin dey happen shey be na wetin 2face dey always sing abi?
But now ehhh e be like say sometin don dey happen o
watch out for episode 19 coming soon!
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 1:40pm On Aug 15, 2018|
All my tori readers i won say very big welcome to una
me i no dey complain abt anytin like comments again o
as e take be ehh
una fit come here read as una want no problem
but as tins take be for here make we just dey jolly dey happy
man life na only once make we no go use daily stress die young o
we need jokes make go fit dey make us laugh na
anyhow e go be i still dey here for una
one love my people
baba olowo the long prick say so
even guest dem una welcome o
abeg make una take seat for front row hahhahahahahaaaaaaahhhhhaaaa a
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by adefajosekayo(m): 5:11pm On Aug 15, 2018|
brodally you skente
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 5:46pm On Aug 15, 2018|
thank u broderlly
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 6:13pm On Aug 15, 2018|
I fit still drop episode 19 maybe this night sha
but anyhow e go be i go let una know
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 9:59am On Aug 16, 2018|
Abeg all my tori readers dem, please o i apologies for yesterday night
after wen me go watch madrid vs athlectico
and me i con go support madrid
chaiiii the tin vex me no be small as dem con loose
as e con take be ehhh
i no con get the moral to compose episode 19 again
anyhow e go be sha i go still drop am today
ahhhh i halla madrid wen be say c ronaldo no dey again
chaiiii very bad market
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by Danavast(m): 5:27pm On Aug 16, 2018|
keep it up bro
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 6:07pm On Aug 16, 2018|
Episode 19(oboy see as i take exchange pikin with condom)
as e take be for this our way ehh
2face now dey hospital
now dem the army cantonment make order say make 2face come their barracks immediately con dey hear news say 2baba don faint and him dey hospital for treatment
naso dem the army dem send some of their higher rank staffs
make dem go meet 2face for hospital go tell am say na just play dem dey follow am play o
as the news reach 2face ear
ahhh 2baba shout chaiii which kind play be this one na?
Ahh see as una don make my heart cut o
sotey i been dey reason to go commit suicide self
chaiiii see 2baba self dey fear like mad man o
before a week self the matter don die no body remember am again
naso rumours hotel take resume their business again everybody start to dey come back as usual notin dey happen
but where me and my guy dey na for new planet hotel okokomaiko side
so we no fit just rush dey come back rumours hotel
but anyhow sha this hotel make sense die
babes dem still full here
guys dem dey high
music dey go on
naso me and my guy half kilo like so we con reason some babes for there
we don agree for the amount make we been go pay dem
na to just enter room go finish work nahim remain
naso me i rush go outside say i won go buy condom
as i come outside
i con see one small boy make just hang around for there
naso i call am o
come help me buy something
for that aboki shop
nahim the pikin ask me bros abeg wetin be that?
Help me buy condom for that shop
the pikin ask me how many?
I tell am 9 packet
ahhh the pikin shout na for one girl?
abi u no know say na fire down me i dey so
me dey vex like this now
so help me run buy am make i finish this babe
today na today
as i con bring out 1000 naira give the pikin
sharp sharp the pikin run dey go buy am
me con sidon one side dey wait
but as e con take be ehhh i don wait like 5 minutes i been no see the pikin
ahh me con dey wonder wetin dey happen na
but i still bone dey wait am
oboy na so i wait o reach 30 minutes
chaiii this one don turn another tin o
naso i waka go front go find the pikin
as i dey go one guy con call me come say
guy i been see u dey give one small boy money make him help u go buy sometin
i con tell am say yes o but i dey find the pikin now
naso the guy tell me say as e take be ehhh make i just forget the money
i con ask am why na?
Baba laugh chaiiiii
pikin where be say hungry won kill
make dem dey always come here dey beg for money make dem go use go chop food nahim i carry free money give so
chaiii i don die
which kind mistake be this one na
ahhh na like this here take be?
Oboy see awoof money make i carry dash this pikin o
chaiii if i catch that pikin ehh wetin i go use him eye see ehhh
as i been dey reason the pikin dey vex chaiii wetin be this
oboy naso one other small pikin come meet me for i stand dey reason
con tell me say make i send am na go buy the tin for me
say him go rush go buy am now now come
me don know say na e go be all this begging boys dem
e be like say the other pikin make
carry my money run
go don tell am say me i be mugu for the area
make him self con chop me na
ahhh i con reason am
i no get money for hand here again o
but me i wise
naso i tell am u know wetin just follow me go that aboki shop
the pikin con follow me go
naso i tell the aboki
give me 9 packet of condom there
u know wetin?
me no hold money for here
but this pikin make stand here so i go use am do collateral so if i enter inside new planet
me go go bring the money con give u sharp sharp
as the aboki rush give me the 9 packet of condom gba!
I con tell the pikin stay here i dey go bring money come and i go find u sometin
the pikin shine teeth say bros thank u o!
As i enter new planet oboy i forget the pikin there o
chaiii so dem won use my brain abi?
Me na wise man na
by the time dat aboki beat craze comot for that pikin head ehh
e go go call him second come
oboy see as i take exchange the pikin with condom o
chaiii laugh won kill me!
Anyway na way o since dem won play my intelligence
as i fall in new planet hotel
me i forget the matter self
i rush go enter dey blow dem the babes dem
me no even send the pikin with the aboki self
abi dem won find me enter new planet
abi dem no know how here take big reach?
Oboy i blow the babes dem reach 3 hours
naso me i relax dey sleep self
as i still dey sleep my phone con ring
na who be this? I ask
My guy oboy enter con shout for phone wetin happen na where i dey na?
say my anty been dey ask of me na
chaiii i con tell am say me i dey new planet like this
before this week runs out i go show face for there
the next tin make i hear na
youngzubi dey still disturb that my anty daughter mercy
ahh but this time ehh baba don blow o
him now dey carry better ride dey come check out the girl
but anyhow e go be make i come back so make we gather youngzubi beat craze comot for him head
watch out for episode 20
(youngzubi don blow o)
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 6:23pm On Aug 16, 2018|
ahhh thank u brother
now i know say una dey really appreciate my efforts
abeg this tin no really easy o
if u won know say this tin no really easy abeg just try compose like 5 episodes in a day
my brother i tell u say ur brain will never be the same again
chaiii the kind headache make go dey worry u ehhh no go be here
anyhow sha me go still dey try to dey drop more episodes for una
a very big thank u to everybody
its still ur boy baba olowo the long prick
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by adefajosekayo(m): 6:51pm On Aug 16, 2018|
baba me pidgin movement on point this one sweet pass english tori
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 9:56pm On Aug 16, 2018|
naso my nigga
we dey for the same movement
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 7:38am On Aug 17, 2018|
Watch out for episode 20
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 2:18pm On Aug 17, 2018|
Episode 20(youngzubi don blow o)
chaiii see as life take be for myside?
Ahhh so youngzubi don finally blow o
i been think say e go be that fight make me and youngzubi been fight that time
make davido and 2face bet 10million each nahim make youngzubi hammer so
oya na we go later see who be the baba for the area na
as me been dey reason am
chaiii wetin i see next surprise me
as i come out side for the compound of new planet hotel
naso i con dey hear guys dey shout dey hail person
baba u too much
u be big shoe
notin do u
baba o,baba o,baba o
ahh me con dey wonder who go be this one o
as i reach there oboy
na youngzubi dem dey hail o
chaiii baba just acquire one bad ride so
bugati veron 2018 model
ahhh mad won catch me
me i no know wen i run for where i dey go hug am
as i rush go hug am youngzubi been won fall my hand o
but as a guy make him be na
e just rush hug me back
as e be say everybody self dey watch us dey happy
so no room for falling hand
chaii me i shout baba God make bless u go bless me too
youngzubi con shout amen o my brother
ur blessing dey on the way
me i con reply am say no be
my own version of this na fear not
me as i dey here so me i get mind die baba
abeg just show me the way
me no mind
because anyway na way o
ahhh naso youngzubi start to dey laugh hard
con tell me say guy u funny o
so anyway na way abi
chaiii naso o
ahh u will surely get there broderly
i tell am amen o
but me no go always dey say amen everyday like say na food
me i need to dey also work towards am na
no be by claiming amen
but na by to achieve am o
wetin be the reason foreign white people dey achieve pass nigerians?
Upon say no be everybody there dey go church go shout amen
but nigeria here na almost the whole population here dey go church
but still yet wetin con make us be one of the poorest economy in the whole world?
guy u get point there na true talk u talk o
but as e take be ehh
make i forget am
say make we just flex small
then later we go discuss
make him see how e go be
so him go fit link me up for the business say me self go blow in no time at all
ahhh my mind sweet o
so finally me self go soon hammer better money like youngzubi
chaiii me i no fit wait again o
naso youngzubi shout free drinks for everybody here
ahhh see as guys dey collect drinks dey high
baba use 2 better champaine worth 200k naira each take watch the ride
baba spend 400k naira just to watch the ride
chaii see money o
ahhh youngzubi don blow
baba now na big boy
babes dem just dey round am dey hug am up and down
ohh my sweet heart i really love u so much
imagine babes make youngzubi never see for him life before o dey tell am say dem love am
oboy notin money no fit do o
naso youngzubi para
spray 500,000 naira up
chaiiii see as people dey fight for money
expecially dem those babes ohh
as him see say that one no reach dem
youngzubi spray another one
this time na 1,000,000 naira
ahh people mental
wetin be this
ahhh me i no know wether make i dey happy abi make i just dey cry
see guy make e be say we think say e no fit blow for life
now baba don get 2018 bugatti veron latest model
now we been hear say youngzubi buy house 250 million self join am
chaiii see too much money
me self go hustle reach that level o
but how e won take happen na?
Which way dey for me na?
See babes dem just surround yongzubi
dey massage baba dey kiss am like say na their boyfriend o
as everywhere dey hot so
naso we hear one babe shout for the other babe
please excuse me why are u holding on to youngzubi like that?
As if u only want him for urself?
Naso the other babe con reply am
hmmm the last time i checked i thought u have a boyfriend?
Chaiiii laugh won kill me
ahhh see two babes make dem get boyfriends come here dey drag for youngzubi o
before we know ehh
one babe give the other one hot slap gbosa!
Chaiii wetin be this
ahhh mogbe see fight
oboy see as people dey saperate dem
but dem no gree o
see as dem just won Unclad theirself for new planet hotel because of youngzubi
youngzubi just dey laugh like mad man
na wen one ugly bouncer show face ehhh
him no even saperate dem
the bouncer just stand dey look dem
as the two babes dem sight the bouncer self
oboy no body tell dem make dem saperate them selfs o
chaiii see as that bouncer ugly face take fear dem reach
anyhow sha guys no even send dem selfs
everybody dey high
dj con dey play this kiss daniel latest music
ahhh see money talking
naso we see the man make get new planet hotel come outside come greet youngzubi
dey hail am baba
u be the man
youngzubi con reply am
dele na my boy
dele na my boy
if u come my house u go see my toys
ahhh everybody shout youngzubi na you be the man now
oboy me i never see person make shut down new planet hotel before
oboy youngzubi shut down new planet with drinks
sotey dem need go outside go carry drinks dey come inside
watch out for episode 21
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 7:46pm On Aug 18, 2018|
Happy weekend to everyone
watch out for episode 21
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 8:34pm On Aug 20, 2018|
Sorry for the delay for droping episode 21
really got light isues here o
abeg make una no vex o
its been a while now
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 6:19am On Aug 22, 2018|
Bugatti veron 2018 latest model
incase u go need am
abeg go ask youngzubi how much him buy e own
happy sallah to all my niggas
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 7:52am On Aug 22, 2018|
Episode 21( finally official youngzubi don blow)
abeg all my tori readers abeg make una no vex for the late episode 21, my area been get serious light issues here and my phone been dey down since
any how sha we still dey for new planet hotel here dey enjoy our guy youngzubi make just blow
baba hammer better money!
now here dey bubble
people just dey happy for baba youngzubi
as i dey reason as i go take go apologies to all my tori readers for nairaland
naso one guy just tap me
guy wetin happen na?
I con tell am say which one be wetin happen?
The guy con say but i think say u been follow youngzubi talk say una go discuss small business matter before him go?
Naso i tell the guy ehhhhh
wetin con consine u for the matter?
Ahh the guy shout
youngzubi don move o
i say move as how?
Naso the guy yan me say youngzubi don bob
baba don go house
chaiii me i shout i don die
wetin be this?
Naso the guy reply me
na mallam u dey tell o?
I dey come
the guy leave me waka comot
chaiii so youngzubi don comot and me no know
how manage na?
Ahhh the tin pain me
as we still dey new planet hotel
naso one guy con dey shout
happy sallah! happy sallah!
happy sallah! happy sallah!
Before i know ehhh
half kilo my guy con shout
na thunder go fire u fire happy sallah!
Chaiii laugh won kill me
ur father prick there
ahhh me won laugh kill my self
i con dey reason am wetin make half kilo dey para like this na
half kilo con still continue to dey yab the guy make dey shout happy sallah!
take am again there ur papa yansh
u just dey na to dey shout happy sallah nahim u sabi do like say u be ram
u no fit just declare free drinks for ur guys dem as youngzubi take do?
Abi u be mad man for here?
Chaiii the guy make half kilo dey yab con para
this guy dey mad?
wetin consine u with my happy sallah!
Make i dey shout o?
How the happy sallah take affect u na?
Half kilo con yan the guy
e be like say ur mama get bone leg abi?
Here be like ball house where u fit just come dey shout anytin make u like abi?
E be like say u get mental problem abi?
But anyhow sha na thunder go fire u for there
i go still talk am again
ur father yansh for there
chaiii see fight
oboy see as people dey saperate dem o
ahhh halfkilo dey vex
me self dey follow saperate dem o because i know say if dem leave halfkilo with the guy one on one ehhh
halfkilo go carry only one teeth go house
anyhow sha we con saperate dem
naso halfkilo para give the guy
if to say na rumours hotel u dey ehh
dem for don carry u go trowey comot from fence go outside
chaiii laugh won kill me
one other short guy con say
na lie jor
why dem go carry a whole person trowey comot from fence say wetin happen
dem no go even open gate before dem trowey the person?
Na lie jor
ahhh before we know ehhh
halfkilo sound craze comot for the short guy head gbosa!
Chaiii see another fight o!
Oboy new planet scatter
wetin be this
guys dem don high
now na to dey show power
but why e con be say na my guy halfkilo dey start all this wahala self?
Me i be gentle guy o
me no like fight but as e take be ehhh
i need stand for am
after all youngzubi don fall my hand and me i dey para like this
oboy see fight o
halfkilo my guy dey exchange blow with the short guy
before we know ehh
halfkilo see himself for outside gate of new planet hotel gbosa!
Ahhh wetin happen?
Where my guy go?
People con dey wonder wetin happen
naso the short guy con dey shout u know who i be
emi omo bale pikin
ahhh abi the guy don jazz my guy halfkilo
as we con dey reason am
naso we dey hear shout for outside new planet hotel
ahhh wetin happen again o
as we rush come outside oboy we see my guy halfkilo dey fight with one other tall guy again o
ahhh wetin be this na?
Naso one woman just start to dey explain wetin happen o
say the tall guy na okada man o make just dey drive e own dey go o
naso my guy halfkilo run give the man spear on top him bike gbosa like say dem get wahala before?
Oboy naso fight start o
ahhh wetin be this?
As we con dey saperate dem o
that other short guy make been fight halfkilo before
con dey laugh
mad man u go fight tire today
me i don jazz u like this o
shey be na me u won fight abi?
Oboy see as outside of the hotel
people full just dey saperate fight
as dem still dey talk wetin happen
naso one mad man just dey pass e own dey go o
naso my guy halkilo rush the mad man give am better spear for bele like say na WWE RAW VS SMACK DOWN
chaiii laugh won kill me
wetin be this
oboy see another fight o
omo the mad man no gree o
oboy see as people dey saperate dem
chaiii see fight
na wen dem dey fight
nahim we con know say that mad man no really be mad o!
Na normal person make just dey claim mad man for the area since for how many years
chaiii the truth of the mad man come outside that day o
oboy see wahala
mad man business don spoil o
laugh won kill me
watch out for episode 22
coming soon live on Hd
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 8:16am On Aug 22, 2018|
Oboy see as my guy halfkilo don spoil person business make dey claim mad man for the area since
the mad man na normal person o
but due to say baba no get work
him have to divert enter mad man business o
now my guy halfkilo don spoil him work for am
how e go take explain this one to everybody o
chaii episode 22 coming soon
una go laugh tire
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 1:55pm On Aug 22, 2018|
Episode 22 (halfkilo my guy don really mad o)
as e take be for here ehhh
me i confuse o why my guy halfkilo just dey fight anybody make him see na
chaiii as we dey saperate him and the mad man
naso one guy shout
come o na mad man u dey follow fight so?
Oboy the mad man answer the guy o
na ur papa be mad man there
i be like person make mad for ur eye?
Abi u dey craze?
Ahhh everybody shock chaiii
wetin be this
so u no be mad man before abi?
Oboy people make been dey saperate dem before
naso dem catch the mad man ehhh
dem rush beat craze comot for him head
chaiii me i confuse
Oboy see beating
so na u be that mad man make dey rape people for the area abi?
oboy as dem dey beat craze comot for the mad man
naso my guy halfkilo run with full speed enter street
ahhh the mad man make people dey beat con shout abeg o me i no be mad man o
see that guy make run so
nahim be the mad man o
before i know ehh
naso dem leave the mad man o
start to dey pursue my guy halfkilo
ahhh see as people dey pursue halfkilo my guy for back
even the mad man self go find rope dey pursue my guy make dem tire am with the rope
as dem dey pursue am
naso my guy halfkilo run divert enter one mosque where some muslim people dey pray to celebrate their sallah
oboy as halfkilo rush enter gba!
the next tin make we see na matured men dem dey fly come outside from window ewole!
chaiii laugh won kill me
oboy mosque scatter
chaiii see race
one alhaji fly from window enter gotta gbosa!
One tin make surprise me pass na their women
omo na dem the women get speed pass o
the way mosque take scatter ehhh fear the alfha make dey there
oboy alfha pick race fly comot from window
as the alpha dey run dey shout
naso my guy halfkilo pursue am like mad man
ahhh omo na that day i know say alfha dem get speed o
halfkilo no see the alfha back
alfha bob enter street
as alpha run come outside
oboy see comotion for the street o
naso people carry rope pursue the alfha dem think say the alfha don mad
as dem won catch am say make dem tire am rope
oboy like so dem look their back
ahhh mogbe! Dem shout
na my guy half kilo dey run dey come their side with full speed
oboy no body wait o
dem leave the alpha pick race
as one guy just run enter the next street ehhh
naso we hear gbosa!
Ahhh people shout
omo we no believe say okada don jam the guy
laugh won kill me
chaiii wetin dey happen here
halfkilo my guy still dey pursue the alfha with full speed dey go anywhere baba run go
ahhh see as large crowd dey follow them for back
abeg make una help us hold am o
abeg o the alfha get typhoid for body o
that alfha no well o
na sick man him be o
but i con dey reason am
so the alpha no even well self
but how manage him con get this kind speed dey run like antelop
oboy before we know ehh
alfha and halfkilo run pass one police check point
chaiii see as police dem trowey gun
wen dem sight crowd make dey run towards their direction
see as police abandon their checking point pick better race
both the once where go jam person make dey drive bicycle dey go him own o
chaii see confusion for the area
me i won laugh kill my self
even people make dey pursue dem everybody just dey laugh
but dem still dey pursue halfkilo and that alfha
chaiii wetin be this
the alfha dey shout
help me o!
help me o!
I don die today o!
Before we know ehhh
my guy halfkilo fly give the alfha better spear for back gbosa!
Ahhh the alfha fly enter person shop make dey sell mama put beans and bread
the alfha fly enter scatter both people make dey chop their beans and bread
we no wait a seconds as the alfha fly enter
oboy see as matured men make been dey inside dey chop before run come outside with full speed everybody ewole o!
See race from different angles
chaiii both the ones make thief person bike take run
no body just understand wetin dey happen self
chaiiii laugh won kill me
wetin be this
ahhh na wen we enter the mama put shop
naso we see the alfha don faint
ahhh as we won carry the alfha up
oboy the speed make the alfha take wake up ehhh fear everybody o
the alfha stand up ehhh pick race fly come outside gbosa!
Everybody make been dey wait outside dem pick better race!
chaiii the way the alfha take rush come outside ehhh fear people o
see as crowd dem divert go different directions
na who go run pass na wetin we go call this one o
the way one woman take leave her 3 years old pikin pick race self funny me o
chaiii one man make been dey preach for street with microphone
oboy we no see the man again o
but we only see him microphone and loudspeaker for ground
baba bob pick race
chaiii the alfha run fly person fence enter compoud where be say na 5 bull dogs dem get
dem dey roam about for broad day light
ahhh the tin surprise us as dem the bull dog no see alfha catch
baba get speed die
chaiii the owner of the bull dogs con dey shame for him dogs dem
watch out for episode 23
coming soon live on Hd
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 2:19pm On Aug 22, 2018|
Abeg o happy sallah to all my running muslim friends
halfkilo fall on u!
Na to pick race remain o!
Episode 23 comimg soon
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|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 5:54pm On Aug 22, 2018|
I fit still maybe drop episode 23 this night o
but if una want am this night make una let me know by saying
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by Atayis(m): 8:04am On Aug 23, 2018|
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by Atayis(m): 8:06am On Aug 23, 2018|
okafor200:you dey support madrid? on ur own you dey. cr7 don leave the team. t
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 10:44pm On Aug 23, 2018|
Episode 23 coming soon
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 12:02pm On Aug 24, 2018|
Happy sallah celebrations to everybody here
i hope say una dey catch better fun
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by Nobody: 3:34pm On Aug 24, 2018|
Keep it up, just be Good with Your pidgin !!!, Youngzubi have already told you what to do...
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by pradoic(m): 5:37pm On Aug 24, 2018|
long prick where u enter
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 7:56am On Aug 26, 2018|
my nigga me i dey o
but na sallah tins we still dey flex here o
anyhow sha me go soon find time update una more sweet episodes
|Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by okafor200(m): 8:32am On Aug 26, 2018|
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but i dey my house here they play tory lanez audio track shooters
ahhhh this song dey give me big joy chaiii
me i really love this song
its for all my niggas in the house
abeg u fit go search for the song for google.com and download am
tory lanez ) shooters
u go feel the vibes of the music
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