Aaaaaaah Damibiz don enter one chance,not again...Youngzubi u gat to help me man

Youngzubi:



ahhh!! damirugged she is my pastor daughter o!

Damibiz:
Aaaaaaah Damibiz don enter one chance,not again...Youngzubi u gat to help me man

em! damibiz (in uncles voice)

sir! yes uncle,dami yan


come here,i yan as dami waka come meet me


i circled my hand on his neck as we walk down


















dami u see that girl is still too young,i yan





but uncle,dami yan




sshhhhhhhh!!!,i yan oya look down











i can't see anything uncle



look well!!!,i shout
































ann2012 ...... Ann minus 2012= 2012 so Ann was born in 2012





aaaahh!! uncle now i see it !! ,dami yan




good so u see she is still too young,just dey mind how u em! you suppose know na


ah! i understand uncle,dami yan


bad boyy!!!!!

Boss of bossis,after u na still u,nw i understand the jeck.....bt i fit be friend with Ann2012 abi ?

Youngzubi:




em! damibiz (in uncles voice)

sir! yes uncle,dami yan


come here,i yan as dami waka come meet me


i circled my hand on his neck as we walk down


















dami u see that girl is still too young,i yan





but uncle,dami yan




sshhhhhhhh!!!,i yan oya look down











i can't see anything uncle



look well!!!,i shout
































ann2012 ...... Ann minus 2012= 2012 so Ann was born in 2012





aaaahh!! uncle now i see it !! ,dami yan




good so u see she is still too young,just dey mind how u em! you suppose know na


ah! i understand uncle,dami yan


bad boyy!!!!!

Damibiz:
Boss of bossis,after u na still u,nw i understand the jeck.....bt i fit be friend with Ann2012 abi ?

guy carry go,na man wey u be,we rugged tem!! tem!! we no look lem fess!!!, if fess nor compliment we use pillows cover am,still the hole go dey give joy to joystick pkokaaa!!

Pkokaaaaaaa....life goes on

Youngzubi:



guy carry go,na man wey u be,we rugged tem!! tem!! we no look lem fess!!!, if fess nor compliment we use pillows cover am,still the hole go dey give joy to joystick pkokaaa!!

Youngzubi:




em! damibiz (in uncles voice)

sir! yes uncle,dami yan


come here,i yan as dami waka come meet me


i circled my hand on his neck as we walk down


















dami u see that girl is still too young,i yan





but uncle,dami yan




sshhhhhhhh!!!,i yan oya look down











i can't see anything uncle



look well!!!,i shout
































ann2012 ...... Ann minus 2012= 2012 so Ann was born in 2012





aaaahh!! uncle now i see it !! ,dami yan




good so u see she is still too young,just dey mind how u em! you suppose know na


ah! i understand uncle,dami yan


bad boyy!!!!!

Hmm well done oh dem boys done come any jumbo remain

I just dey enter as e dey hot...no let am cold at all......we neva chop one finish u dey serve another one...Belle go full ooo...

I tell you

Erudite01:
Hmm well done oh dem boys done come any jumbo remain

Danchoco:
I just dey enter as e dey hot...no let am cold at all......we neva chop one finish u dey serve another one...Belle go full ooo...

naso pady mi,as e dey hot!!!

Erudite01:
Hmm well done oh dem boys done come any jumbo remain

area!!!!!! this one nah for dem boys!!!,jumbo and drink dey kasalaaaa!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the mention, youngzubi

Youngzubi!!!!! Just dey run oooooo
Because if I catch u ehn, my own go pass Oga Frank own

My sistes frm another mama..wati my guy do u na ?

Ann2012:
Youngzubi!!!!! Just dey run oooooo
Because if I catch u ehn, my own go pass Oga Frank own

Him dey use me analyze na

Damibiz:
My sistes frm another mama..wati my guy do u na ?

Omo dis Story Dey Burst MY HEAD, Even Thay Think My Village People Have Get My Password, BECAUSE Lwkm Oooo ,OMO I GO REWARD U FOR THIS, GOD BLESS U FOR THIS

See d way dis guy just use lie plaster these village people

;DZUBI more ink to ur pen bro
every single update dai give me joy i swear

keep it up man i love ur work

;DZUBI more ink to ur pen bro
every single update dai give me joy i swear

keep it up man i love ur work

rowdymind:
Good Palmy Dey Attract Fly, Na So This Tori Take Drag Me But No Just Call Me Uninvited Tombo Fly, Anywas My Main Manchi Jus "F" Up Youngzubi You Look Me Finish Nur Invite Me Ba? And All The Class Monitors Sef Jus Forsake Me.
Waiter Gimme Me One Cold 1759 Make I Shak Up, Good One Boss 3D Glasses

true talk,oya take front seat as my guy damibiz attend to u,nahim dey incharge of drinks and ladies in the house"winks"

Youngzubi kudos boss....i really appreciate your consistencies..boss could you kindly take a little correction on your usage of "you'er" to "you're"..thanks boss..

uekejiuba:
Youngzubi kudos boss....i really appreciate your consistencies..boss could you kindly take a little correction on your usage of "you'er" to "you're"..thanks boss..

thank u bro

please take your time and point out the mistakes,the one above is confusing,thanks man

Following now

FOUR



He walk briskly and made sure he avoided peoples questioning stare for he knows what they would be thinking,its unusual for him to be walking home by that time of the day,everybody knows him(them) as useless beings who chose to while away their time drinking from one bar to another,you hardly see any of them walking on the road alone or without alcoholic drink firmly gripped in between their armpit


Aja got to the front of his compound(fathers home) slowly he began approach his mother who sat on a wooden chair with her two hands crossed,he new what was awaiting him but just like he always and had done in the past,he would deny ever seeing any seven thousand naira,so he prepared for battle as soon as he got to where his mother sat


Aja : mama any food in the house?

aja-mother: what food? (she stood up and asked as she adjusted her rapper very well)


Aja: any food at all mama


aja-mother : Aja where is my money,where is the money i borrowed from our women community meeting to treat typhoid and malaria that has been eating me up for months now

Aja : (he made a surprised face) ah! ah! mama i can't understand you o!,what do you mean by where is your money,since when did i became your bank manager or money keeper?

aja-mother : oh! you still want to deny eh!,you want to deny it,Aja there is no one else in this house apart from you that can comfortably and confidently enter my room,search every corner and still the money i hide under my bed


Aja : papa nko?,isn't that useless fool capable of doing that

aja-mother : ah! Aja!! you will never have happiness in this life,since you chose to deprive me peace of mind you will never succeed in this life

Aja : and you will still be the one to carry the whole burden till you die,if i didnt succeed,because it is only when i succeed that i would be able to cater for our family

aja-mother : cater my foot,see i swear before gawd and man your children will do to you times ten of all this pains you'er causing me


Aja : mama forget that matter,i didnt take any mother from your room,i didnt even enter that room today talk less of stealing money


daddy its a lie,i saw you sneak into grandmothers room this morning,aja's daughter amara said and ran into her mothers arm to take refuge before his drunk father would descend on her

Aja : ( with his eye balls bulged out as anger and grieve swell through his veins) he ran to a nearby bush,cut a long stick then ran after the little girl

amara saw her angry father advancing towards her where she squirt under her mothers arm,immediately he raised his the stick and made to unleash it on the little girls body aja's wife adaobi sprang up instantly to defend her daughter

aja-wife : dont even try it,if you dare lay your hand on amarachi eh!,then this village will live to tell how a wife killed her useless husband with just a kick

Aja he got more furious) eh! adaobi am i the one you'er opening eye for?


adaobi: i will even do more than that if you dont get your useless and shameless smelling body away from my sight

Aja: me smelling body,nmua smelling okwia?,mama hope you can her your daughter inlaw and am very sure she took the money

aja-mother : ewu ofia!,took gini?,you better provide that money because i have already placed a curse on whoever took that money,for the fact that i borrowed it with an interest, i will still struggle to pay it back with my sick body,so you better bring it out now or else you will see no peace


Aja:mama forget your curse see all this your curse curse of a thing here and there its just a mare words joined together to form a simple sentence,since you have been cursing me to die have i die? is this not me looking young and heather day by day

adaobi : and you think you will escape it in future,you will pay!! for your evil deeds towards your innocent old mother,you this senseless he goat

Aja : ah!!! you just passed your boundary,(he removed his slippers and shirt then rushed his wife who positioned herself well ready to take him down)


Aja with his slim stature ran towards his size 40 wife,he jumped on top of her back held her tight like a little infant then started releasing punchhes on her head

"get off my back",adaobi screamed,but Aja paid no attention as he circled his two legs arround his wife's waist then held her shoulder with his left hand and with his right hand he continued punching her as she carried him on her back like a little baby

"ahhh!!! Aja! stop punching me i will squeeze you o!,better get off now!,"adaobi screamed still Aja paid no attention,till his wife got tired of carrying him on her back she shake her body and fling Aja away at the same time,Aja flew into the space and landed on the dry floor with his back

"aaaaahhhhh!!!!! my waist o!!,"Aja cried out in pain


aja-mother : good serves you right useless being,a woman you can't beat money you dont have and you said my curse has no effect karma will soon fall on you ewu!!

Aja : ah! mama so thats all you have to say,the woman that i married is beating me and all you could say is "good for me and serves me right" so nah referee and commentator you want to do right,ok go get your whistle because i will less her now watch me

Aja stood up and ran towards his wife again,this time she seized him up then with all her strength she lift him above her head and made towards nearby bush,she fling him inside the bush immediately she got close

"aaaaahhhhh!!!!! my body!!!!",Aja screamed in pain as some dry sticks pierce through his dry skin


Aja sprang up with anger he ran towards his wife again but with a heavy plywood on his hand this Time around

as usual his wife seized the wood and drag it off his hand then she released a defensive kick on his scrotum!

"aaaahhhh!!,my liver o!!!!!,he released a very hot urine and fainted,

"die!!!! Aja die!! let me rest", aja's mother screamed


to be continued

Oya make una de collect an one by one

pradoic:


true talk,oya take front seat as my guy damibiz attend to u,nahim dey incharge of drinks and ladies in the house"winks"

Lol....

Ann2012:
Him dey use me analyze na

i don land lyk landrova.spana u,again.kep it bro.gat ur bk. nice 1

Aja na mad man

Ann2012:
Youngzubi!!!!! Just dey run oooooo Because if I catch u ehn, my own go pass Oga Frank own

me i cannot comma be running for a lady ah stand dey wait

Pesin Wey Dem Kick For Akpamu Ehn Na Die Hin Dey Olorun.

I dey come meet u

Youngzubi:


me i cannot comma be running for a lady
ah stand dey wait

This is going as planned. But ensure it doesn't hinder the good read of the other thread.


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Youngzubi you too much. You need to get us update on sex na food.