Efe Ekarume:

Yakubu was just like a metal on the pitch. So heavy !

Heavy?

He wasn't heavy, he was flat out fat. . .there's no better term to say it, he looked "Fat" and very unserious.

And to think he withdrew himself from the match when the match was almost ended.

Efe Ekarume:

Yakubu was just like a metal on the pitch. So heavy !

Your very first NL post, and you chose this thread?! Fantastic! I am highly honoured  

Welcome to NL!!!

190:

[size=20pt]I think i have been in the toilet for 2hrs now doing nothing there but FA-KU-BUING ALL OVER THE PLACE,Cause of the illness KAITANAIJAKOLOSIS![/size]

*Death*

You all have finished this guy on the internet already.

190:

[size=20pt]I think i have been in the toilet for 2hrs now doing nothing there but FA-KU-BUING ALL OVER THE PLACE,Cause of the illness KAITANAIJAKOLOSIS![/size]

I think i have been in the toilet for 2hrs now doing nothing there but FA-KU-BUING ALL OVER THE PLACE,Cause of the illness KAITANAIJAKOLOSIS!

190:

I think i have been in the toilet for 2hrs now doing nothing there but FA-KU-BUING ALL OVER THE PLACE,Cause of the illness KAITANAIJAKOLOSIS!

You really need to stop seeing Dr. Lar Largerback! Change your physician - Just a hunch.

Yakubu dey run belle nor be small!  

canuck:


Your very first NL post, and you chose this thread?! Fantastic! I am highly honoured  

Welcome to NL!!!

190:

canuck please can u help me tell mama-gee that i lurv her~
and she is the only person that can cure this illness of KAITANAIJAKOLOSIS
that has made me sit 2 straight hours in the Toilet doing Nothing but FA-KU-BUING
all over the place!!

LOL! LOL! Mama-gee gets your intention. Whether she agrees with it is another issue, which is outside the scope of this lexicographic thread. 

Just shine your eyes well-well, and make sure you don't Yakubu any opening she MAY give you! OK?   

Now, back to the thread!

mama-gee:

*Death*

You all have finished this guy on the internet already.

canuck:

LOL! LOL! Mama-gee gets your intention. Whether she agrees with it is another issue, which is outside the scope of this lexicographic thread.  

Just shine your eyes well-well, and make sure you don't Yakubu any opening she MAY give you! OK?  

Now, back to the thread!

Gunnaz007:

nairaland na waaa

You sef nor easy! That's why you been dey here, no?  

Ruq:

How come uche,Enyeama are not in the dictionary For their efforts. All the names are more of derogatory meanings. Instead of accepting that the fault is from NFF. Your age don dey born you dey here dey type poo. Lol

Ehen! See me see local trouble o! *Claps three times!* Mmssheeeeewwww!!!

Persin hold your keyboard?! You nor fit to type, Goody Two-Shoes? Oya start your own dictionary now if you think say khaki be leather! 

Let this be the LAST time you question the unalloyed and venerable integrity of the linguistic authorities of the Oxford English Dictionary - Have you EVER been to Oxford sef?! You have been warned!

Martins4us:

He said He is in the best form of His life. . . .best form indeed. Take this
She had an oppurtunity to dine wt the president but she YAKUBUED.

ondo_boi:

I yakubu'ed the job due to my inability to kaitarize the interview.

Ruq:

What if he had scored?? What will be meaning of the name. How come uche,Enyeama are not in the dictionary For their efforts. All the names are more of derogatory meanings. Instead of accepting that the fault is from NFF. Your age don dey born you dey here dey type poo. Lol