Ghana playing Germany now, wishing that Ghana will score real good and restore more of Africa's lost glory. What is this?

I hope they would not yakubu their chance

Yakubu is a type of plague caused by an unredeemable curse placed on it's victim by a coven of witches from his/her village. It last manifested on ayegbeni yakubu during his infamous world cup miss. Earlier reported case dates back to the 12th century. Anybody under this spell can neva be of any usefulness to the society any longer.

Some countries just passed into law that any of their citizens infected with yakubu should be executed to just send them of their misery, not until yesternight, the yakubu plague was thought to have been just a myth.

Academic sure, but if Yak had scored would the goal not have been offside?

I luv dis thread. E beta mk we no qualify than 2 yakubu'ed 4 world cup.hahaha

@ Canuck

You're a genius,woulda given you a kiss for this masterpiece,but since you're not female,I guess a hi 5 will suffice

How in the world can a human being miss this!!!!!!!!!!!Even a Blind Person will score this!!!!!!!

Please Armed Robber do not Yakubu (waste ) my life , I have so many un-Yakubued life ahead of me , Please you can kaitalise me instead ,

As they kolonbi our Eagles
As they faasi Enyeama
As they disobey Largerback
We come they get plenty wahala
As they dribble Obasi
As Yakubu commit the disaster
Just because Odiah they there
He follow enter the yawa,
Implicationnnn

^^^lol. kinda funny though!

Afolabi Yakubu'ed the ball off the goal post causing the Super Eagles to be Yakubu'ed out of the 2010 world cup.

U guys dont get it his rel name is IYAKUBURAT

I think is hightime we kaiterzed Lagerback before he yakubu_ed our 2014 wc.

this thread got me cracking my nerves already. NLanders are just so funny.

@poster
INFACT YOU TOO MUCH.WE PREFER YOUR OWN DICTIONARY TO THAT OF WOLE SOYINKA.KEEP IT UP JO.we dey feel you.tank God you dont yakubulize dis glorious opportunity to bring out your star on nairaland.dont worry i will try and make that word part of my word in addresing people and it will soon be know to many especially here amoung my frnds

i must paste this on my facebook account.

I hope and pray dat we guys will not YAKUBUED , if not,

God bless me and my family,
pls do not kaitalise our hope of entering heaven,
And above all, yakubu any enemy on ma way.

Princegemini:

God bless me and my family,
pls do not kaitalise our hope of entering heaven,
And above all, yakubu any enemy on ma way.

Pls pray fervently that your enemies should not Turai U.

Guys easy o dat's my in-law u're kaitarising.

I no dey follow you guys understand the rules of football well well even though I enjoy football game when I make out time for it. Wetin come pain me today be say i watched the Ivoriens and the koreans play this afternoon and after getting all excited and (making inyanga in the lunch room at my place of work) that an African team is finally restoring the glory of Africa, person come tell me say Cote d' ivoire still no qualify.
So all those beautiful goals are for nothing? Can somebody say something that can comfort me here because I no follow find that funny.
Drogba did us proud, he understands the mathematics of football and knows the angle to take his headings. I was proud of them and at one point in time he was being attacked by two koreans yet he steadied the ball for some minutes "like the king of football that he is", quickly did his calculations and found an escape route.
Even when they did not qualify, I am happy they still brought some of Africa's pride home. I was even wondering why all the African teams were being beaten by the Europeans and American teams if Cote d' voire can stand up to the Koreans and play them serious half field like they did today. Is it that these other teams were brow-beating the African teams or that the African teams gets some inferiority complex before these teams. All the same it's all a game and we should not take things to heart. Well done Cote d' ivoire

OXFORD pidgin ENGLISH DICTIONARY
Yakubu(v.): To dey dull when u suppose use ya head.
E.g: ''Oboy dey there dey Yakubu i don dey go house'';
''meehn, guyz jus dey Yakubu anyhow when dem see fine girl.''

Dull moment!

yakubu's yakubued open net opportunity has never ceased to make the swedish football news, since the swedish television has decided to show nigeria march in support for lagerback, they kept showing that "one" goal that would have made nigeria play uruguay today,

Oh my God, somebody get the fan and begin to fan me cos right now



I AM LOSING MY BREATH

THE GLORY OF AFRICA HAS BEEN BROUGHT HOME BY THE GHANA TEAM, Now I am loving Ghanaians and their beautiful accent triple times.


Somebody get the fan, yes fan me fan me, don't let me lose all my breath----------------w-o-o-o-o-ow--w-w-w-w-ww-w-----o-o-o-op----s-s-s-s-