Ghana based Gambian actress Princess Shyngle has named former Blackstars footballer Michael Essien as one of the 99.9% of boyfriends who couldn’t satisfy her in bed, thus, making her to resort to the use of dildos as she revealed about 2 weeks ago.

Shyngle is scheduled to appear on Delay’s show this weekend and in a teaser of her upcoming appearance, Delay manages to get her to admit she dated Michael Essien after initially trying to deny it.


Since she dated Essien and she said no man has ever been able to satisfy her, it stands to reason that the former Chelsea midfielder failed to do his job whilst dating her leading her to turn to her trusty Love Machine.

Shyngle even admitted that she kissed Essien in a club.


More below:

https://zenithnaija.com/michael-essien-is-one-of-the-99-9-lovers-who-failed-to-satisfy-me-princess-shyngle/

Because him no die untop..atleast his cash and gifts satisfied you.

Where is d write up of her saying so.... U just tag two ppl n start talking rubbish.... Take yuh time.o

How dare you humiliate Essien like that ... We Chelsea Fans...

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Me no no say that dude be one of our 1 minute club members ooo

You should be the one to satisfy him. He was the one PAYING! Not the other way round. Is he your mate?

my sister Agbgift is it true?

Omo, this one don use waist trainer shift spleen go where liver suppose dey!

BTW, why would she get paid for sex and still wanna be satisfied sexually? She wants to eat her cake n still have it?

Pack of poo

Ohh boy! I look the waist sotey i come dey see error code. How person wan take satisfy someone with abnormal waist which signifies, the other rest of the body is abnormal. Maybe the puscy done shift or tiny sef. Essein should sue this girl abeg.

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Nigeria bloggers and politicians I don't know who is more stupid

Chai!!! Chai!!! I wont say anything but Shyngle if you know you have mind bring this challenge to Portharcourt Rivers State Nigeria then you will know that there is a big difference between 'bread' and "buns'......

But if we are to look at it from a logical angle, footballers are supposed to be good in bed

Ghanaians are usually one minute men
Its not news
Too much kenke don dilute their sperms

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why does irrelevant news like this keep making front page?? wetin concern us with ndi Ghana?

Hmm.

How will they satisfy you since that isn't their life's ambition.

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BruncleZuma:
Another stupid thread....

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Wake me up show me what you got cos I don’t want no one minute man

OboOlora:
Omo, this one don use waist trainer shift spleen go where liver suppose dey!

BTW, why would she get paid for sex and still wanna be satisfied sexually? She wants to eat her cake n still have it?

thankgod say you clear the issue.. The waist been shock me..

essien was the o.1 % that satisfied her

When your pussy wide like lagos/ibadan expressway?

OboOlora:
Omo, this one don use waist trainer shift spleen go where liver suppose dey!

BTW, why would she get paid for sex and still wanna be satisfied sexually? She wants to eat her cake n still have it?

seriously, it baffles me, those people can be funny, satisfy her, on top the guy money o. It's just like Mtn complaining that customers aren't satisfying them.

Now we have heard