nonix22:
U dey fear? why you dey provoke like this nah?

Hoodbilonia:
fuc off my quotes
retard

casspersteve:
If there is something I have learnt lately is that "When unusual things are happening just be patient,there are things the physical eyes can't see"
I have learnt to be patient!!!
And be calm in the face of storms!!!

XaintJoel20:
The first question that pumped out of Mama Nkechi's mouth was "where you follow?" another question followed in quick succession from another neighbour, who you see for outside"? Then another question, "you no know wetin dey happen for outside"? At this point I was surprised and didn't know which to answer first. Then my gut told me all wasn't OK. I asked them, 'wetin dey happen'? They didn't answer. At this point I left them at the tunnel to continue their meeting while I dashed to my apartment.

While inside, I was restless and deep in thought as to what could have happened that would warrant such an assemblage of my neighbours at that unholy hour. Being a phone addict, I reached out to my phone and quickly forgot the scenes that has played outside.

The next day being Sunday, I woke up a bit early and rushed down to my barber's shop to have my beard shaven since I couldn't move out previous night after the suspense my neighbours threw up. I met the shop locked which is the usual thing as he doesn't opened on Sunday morning. I rushed to his house, which is a stone thrown from his shop to call him. He obliged me and followed me to the shop.

While he was doing what I went there for, I told him why I couldn't come the previous day as has been the custom, which was Saturday to have my beard shaven, it was at this point he told me someone was shot in my locality that same Saturday. He tried all he could to describe the guy and his house. The description had little or no impact because the more he was trying to describe him and his place, the more I was confused. After a nice shave, I paid him and hurried down to the church even though I got to the church a little behind schedule.

Faster forward to Tuesday, 2nd October, I went to do some repair work at my place of residence, when I was almost done, one of my neighbours pleaded with me to help with hers. After I had promised to help her, she opened her mouth and told me what really transpired on the Saturday. She told me how some ferocious looking dudes storm the house, while some surrounded the house, others headed straight to my room, in search of the occupant of the apartment.

The guy who packed out of my present apartment before I parked in is a notorious cultist, who is well known for is heinous acts in that neighbourhood. On that faithful Saturday that they were engaged in their usual battle for supremacy, the rival cult group came to my apartment to look for him, oblivious of the fact that he has packed out some months back. They stayed for some time and waited for the occupant to come back from wherever he went to. This was the time I was in my shop doing things that ordinarily were not useful to me, but God used those things to keep me back in other not to fall for the claws of death.
My saving grace on that fateful day was that I was not in the house. They probably would have shot me dead before realizing it's a case of mistaken identity.

God spared my life from death.

May his name be glorified forever and ever...

winj3:
god did not save you, it was not your time to go.
stupid spiritual ad fetish reasons for death not occurring is dumb jare!
just because your brain is not mature enough to understand physical dynamics does not mean a spiritual thing was in control.
dumb african apes

XaintJoel20:



They didn't come to attack me. They came to attack the guy that was occupying my apartment before I moved in, not knowing that he has packed out.

They could have shot any body they met in that apartment, thinking that they have hit their target. That's why I am elated.

Zanas:
Why is everybody afraid of death

Diamond23:
This is a clear work of extravagant grace. Don’t wait for der second coming before u do d needful**** u cheated death....Hallelujah!

DTBCLICKS:
u are a big fool

Get away u son of a bitch

Swine

cooldipo:
Thank your stars

XaintJoel20:
How I Cheated Death. God Saved Me From Cultists.

Towards the end of July this year, I parked down to my new apartment after frantic efforts to relocate from my former abode finally paid of. Since I parked into my new residence, I barely stay at home due to the nature of my hustling, which makes me to leave the house early and return late, and at such, I have been at peace with my neighbours. No be who you see you go follow make trouble?

If you are conversant with daily news in and around Benin City, you would know that there has been series of cult clashes which has claimed numerous lives in Benin City and environs. On Saturday being the 29th of September, after my daily hustling, I was hesitant in going home for reasons I could not comprehend. Normally I close a bit early on Saturdays so as to have enough time to prepare for church service on Sundays and also relax at my regular spot to watch one or two football matches, but on this last Saturday, I felt so relaxed at my office that thought of going home didn't flash through my mind and after spending some time with my neighbour who occupies the next shop, I left to settle some scores with a woman, my plan was that after I finish with the woman, I would jet home. I was at the woman's place when my neighbour called me that one of my clients needed my attention, I went back to the shop I attended to her. ( Note; it's negates my business ethic to go back to the shop after I have locked, but on this day I compromised for reasons I could not comprehend). After attending to the woman, she refused to leave, on the flimsy excuse that she wants to wait for her husband, deep inside of me, I was like "of all places,why would this woman chose my shop to wait for her husband at a time like this"? It was around 8PM. Anyway, I accepted it in good faith and spent roughly another forty five minutes with her while she waited for her husband. I eventually left her outside when I discovered that it was taking eternity for the husband to come.

When I got to my compound, I found out that everywhere was grave silence and the gate and doors leading to my apartment was locked, which was unusual at that time. (The normal time to lock the gate and doors is 10PM). I broke the gate barriers and came face to face with the front door, I knocked and didn't get any response, I went to the back door and did the same, still there was no response. Then I came back to the front door to continue my knocking if peradventure a Good Samaritan would hear me and open for me. When I knocked this time on the front door, I got a response from inside, "Who be dat" ? I responded, 'na me'. When they recognized my voice, someone was instructed to open for me. When I got to the tunnel leading to apartment, I discovered virtually all my neighbours were pipping from their apartments, while standing at the door that leds to their various rooms, and they were all were wearing look of awe.

Bluezy13:
Good thing you survived.
But,
Cheating means an act of deception, unfaithfulness, false extortion, psychological manipulation to take advantage of a person, perversion of justice and laid down principles.

Death is not what everyone crave for. Almost everyone detests death. Almost everyone sees death as abysmal and unwelcoming.

Why and how then do people cheat death

Does it mean they are being unfaithful to death ? That they deceive death by craft since deception is wrong

Figurative or not,
If that is the case, as implied by the meaning of cheating, then they are wrong to cheat...play a fast one on...death.

If it means something else, be kind enough to let me know.

Zither:


Nice image. Really got me in stitches.

Lol

XaintJoel20:
How I Cheated Death. God Saved Me From Cultists.

Towards the end of July this year, I parked down to my new apartment after frantic efforts to relocate from my former abode finally paid of. Since I parked into my new residence, I barely stay at home due to the nature of my hustling, which makes me to leave the house early and return late, and at such, I have been at peace with my neighbours. No be who you see you go follow make trouble?

If you are conversant with daily news in and around Benin City, you would know that there has been series of cult clashes which has claimed numerous lives in Benin City and environs. On Saturday being the 29th of September, after my daily hustling, I was hesitant in going home for reasons I could not comprehend. Normally I close a bit early on Saturdays so as to have enough time to prepare for church service on Sundays and also relax at my regular spot to watch one or two football matches, but on this last Saturday, I felt so relaxed at my office that thought of going home didn't flash through my mind and after spending some time with my neighbour who occupies the next shop, I left to settle some scores with a woman, my plan was that after I finish with the woman, I would jet home. I was at the woman's place when my neighbour called me that one of my clients needed my attention, I went back to the shop I attended to her. ( Note; it's negates my business ethic to go back to the shop after I have locked, but on this day I compromised for reasons I could not comprehend). After attending to the woman, she refused to leave, on the flimsy excuse that she wants to wait for her husband, deep inside of me, I was like "of all places,why would this woman chose my shop to wait for her husband at a time like this"? It was around 8PM. Anyway, I accepted it in good faith and spent roughly another forty five minutes with her while she waited for her husband. I eventually left her outside when I discovered that it was taking eternity for the husband to come.

When I got to my compound, I found out that everywhere was grave silence and the gate and doors leading to my apartment was locked, which was unusual at that time. (The normal time to lock the gate and doors is 10PM). I broke the gate barriers and came face to face with the front door, I knocked and didn't get any response, I went to the back door and did the same, still there was no response. Then I came back to the front door to continue my knocking if peradventure a Good Samaritan would hear me and open for me. When I knocked this time on the front door, I got a response from inside, "Who be dat" ? I responded, 'na me'. When they recognized my voice, someone was instructed to open for me. When I got to the tunnel leading to apartment, I discovered virtually all my neighbours were pipping from their apartments, while standing at the door that leds to their various rooms, and they were all were wearing look of awe.

anonymuz:
Where exactly to you stay in benin? Please I will just tell you to relocate. Benin cultist are know for reprisal attack even if it's 10 years after the first attack. Thank Go's for your life. That's why I have to relocate to lagos the day I wrote my final exams then in uniben. Despite the fact that I stayed at bdpa....Benin generally is not a safe haven for a guy. You look good na problem, look rugged na dat one dangerous pass. You need to be careful when choosing associate in benin. Brother change your environment asap.

winj3:
[s] god did not save you, it was not your time to go.
stupid spiritual ad fetish reasons for death not occurring is dumb jare!
just because your brain is not mature enough to understand physical dynamics does not mean a spiritual thing was in control.
dumb african apes [/s]

Switruth:
Benin is one of the most peaceful towns in Nigeria. I attended uniben and graduated from computer sciences. Stayed almost 12 hostels in Ekosodin because I no wan join cult. If you’re a cultist in Benin then you need to watch your back.

Hoodbilonia:
code to live in benin city avoid riff rafs avoid cultists issues be oneman cultist pack go better area everndy na confra for here o. be heard but not be seen live by code

cymontempler:
It's either the op is a Jew man or a member. They missed you, there will be no second chance.

Everyone is telling you to move out, you are busy acting like a don. Dey there!

Option 1:
When next they come, get ready to be wasted.
Option 2: Be ready to provide the whereabout of their target that's if option 1 has not been deployed.

Good luck. If you still insist on waiting for their second coming.

Advice from : Jew Man who survived Ekosodin day light robbery on visiting a sick mate, BDPA and Osasogie attack for entrying wrong houses.

DateMynd44:
bro bdpa now na terror zone oh.
after exams bro everywhere don dry.
useless state. regret studying here

ehinorlive:
watin dis one dey talk, u non dey shame

DateMynd44:
peaceful bawo?
will u shut up

DateMynd44:
peaceful bawo?
will u shut up