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Why Are Men Happier ? by Labans(m): 3:35pm On Apr 06, 2007
Why ARE Men Happier?

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress- $5000. Tux rental- $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood - all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!
Re: Why Are Men Happier ? by Free(f): 11:08pm On Apr 06, 2007
ha ha ha,

das why this is a joke grin grin
Re: Why Are Men Happier ? by kronkykay(m): 11:09am On Feb 17, 2008
that's why we live longer
Re: Why Are Men Happier ? by popsonj(m): 11:27am On Feb 17, 2008
THAT'S WHY I'M HAPPY 2 BE A MAN
I DON'T KNOW, I'D BE HAPPIER BEING A WOMAN
Re: Why Are Men Happier ? by popsonj(m): 11:43am On Feb 17, 2008
Hey guys!!!!!

, ''will you be happy being a female''
Re: Why Are Men Happier ? by clemcykul(f): 10:04am On Feb 18, 2008
nope
Re: Why Are Men Happier ? by ituen(m): 9:35pm On Mar 01, 2008
be happy being a woman?

for wetin na
Re: Why Are Men Happier ? by gunpoint(m): 7:26am On Mar 03, 2008
Hapi bin she-male??
Wit d way us guyz mesmirize & lieintize jst so we can comborize chics??
i wnt want dat ta happen to me ohhhh
Im happy ta b a guy as i be tank u!!!
angry wink angry

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