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24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by papa190(m): 10:42am On Jul 15, 2010
24 ways to win a Nigerian girls heart--please dont try it with foreign gurls only Nigerian Gurls.
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for wussies and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words 'john tesh you,' and grab the other girl's backside. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear ", because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she's cold,  but not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say, "If you don't stop pinkberrying about the cold right now, you're going to be pinkberrying about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No, she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts,  and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

21. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

22. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

23. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much, but I think it's funny.

24. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will ensure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny!

Please do this and save your relationship, i do all this and my affair is over 5yrs + old

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Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by Omolola1(f): 10:51am On Jul 15, 2010
your girlfriend obviously has tried for you!!!!!

she has got 1 hell of a mind grin for having some1 lyk u as a BF cool

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Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by papa190(m): 10:55am On Jul 15, 2010
^^
and do u know if ure the gurl in question~
Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by badoomusoo: 10:57am On Jul 15, 2010
grin grin grin grin
It's not funny angry angry angry

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Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by papa190(m): 11:03am On Jul 15, 2010
^^
who's talkin abt been funny here
This is the rite recipe for a 9ja gurl both even abroad~
Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by Omolola1(f): 11:06am On Jul 15, 2010
papa190:

^^
and do u know if ure the gurl in question~


emi ke, i cannot be o!!!
Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by fubiluv: 11:07am On Jul 15, 2010
To Say is not to do.You get mind?
I think this is a list of how your girl treats you.
Now i understand why you behave the way you do.
Sorry,its not your fault.Someday,you will find love.

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Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by papa190(m): 11:12am On Jul 15, 2010
^^
U are wrong sweetheart
This are my specialty
Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by Okijajuju1(m): 11:14am On Jul 15, 2010
Why were u banned?
Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by nellaluv(f): 11:15am On Jul 15, 2010
j.e.r.k
Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by papa190(m): 11:18am On Jul 15, 2010
^^
Zap.E.R
Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by MrAnus: 11:19am On Jul 15, 2010
Rubbish, just buy her wig and u surely get punny in return, truss me.
Nigerian babes  love wigs
Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by Omolola1(f): 11:23am On Jul 15, 2010
rofmao!!!!
Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by nellaluv(f): 11:26am On Jul 15, 2010
^^
I don't, infact i hate artificial hairs tongue .

papa190:

^^
Zap.E.R

P. R. I. C. K
Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by papa190(m): 11:28am On Jul 15, 2010
nellaluv:

^^
I don't, infact i hate artificial hairs tongue .
P. R. I. C. K
P~u.s.$.y
Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by Pennywise(m): 11:40am On Jul 15, 2010
papa190:

24 ways to win a Nigerian girls heart--please dont try it with foreign gurls only Nigerian Gurls.
11. Warm her up when she's cold,  but not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say, "If you don't stop pinkberrying about the cold right now, you're going to be pinkberrying about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.


@Poster. Unfortunately I have never seen a Nigerian girl pinkberrying to cold or to anything at all. Pls acknowledge the writer of this piece before oyinbo curse catch you.
Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by Woke4all(m): 11:47am On Jul 15, 2010
Why can you use all these for mama-gee? tongue
Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by Nobody: 11:49am On Jul 15, 2010
Omolola1:

your girlfriend obviously has tried for you!!!!!

she has got 1 hell of a mind grin for having some1 lyk u as a BF cool

lolrof
Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by queeneve: 12:03pm On Jul 15, 2010
You couldn't even think of ONE WAY to get Mama Gee,

Get the fuggg outta here chump!

Up in here tryna teach MEN how to get a Nigerian woman and YOU BEGGING for an ONLINE RELATIONSHIP!
Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by papa190(m): 12:09pm On Jul 15, 2010
^^
now how many pills of spanishfly did u take again this morning~
Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by Onchedu(m): 12:10pm On Jul 15, 2010
This is crude and funny and self centered but U'd be surprise it works perfect with some girls. At least it's confrmed in practice that girls respond more positively when U keep them on their toes. Only women who are tired of the girls rat race and those who somehow were smart enuf to not get into it in the first place appreciate rest and comfort and knowing they don't have to struggle to prove themselves superior to other girls in chasing the reigning guy.
Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by 28Schweet(f): 12:14pm On Jul 15, 2010
grin @ 190 AKA PAPA GEE AKA PAPA190, you are off the hinges, blog and i'll be a fan, cool cheesy
Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by CasaNova1(m): 12:44pm On Jul 15, 2010
Haha, crazy post.
I see you are feeling it @28Schweet
Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by lourash(m): 12:49pm On Jul 15, 2010
@190 you are confirmed 'NOT JUST OK' report at YABA LEFT.
Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by skyndyp(f): 1:30pm On Jul 15, 2010
190 did you win Mama Gee? That list is crazy
Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by Agibecky: 1:36pm On Jul 15, 2010
papa190:

24 ways to win a Nigerian girls heart--please dont try it with foreign gurls only Nigerian Gurls.
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for wussies and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words 'john tesh you,' and grab the other girl's backside. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear ", because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she's cold,  but not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say, "If you don't stop pinkberrying about the cold right now, you're going to be pinkberrying about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No, she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts,  and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

21. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

22. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

23. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much, but I think it's funny.

24. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will ensure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny!

Please do this and save your relationship, i do all this and my affair is over 5yrs + old


Nigerian comedians can use these jokes.
Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by queeneve: 1:41pm On Jul 15, 2010
Oh I see 190,

Anybody that disagrees with you or counter comment against your threads are ON PILLS HUH?


Are you a recovering PILL ADDICT? You seem overly excited when PILLS are mentioned!
Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by skyndyp(f): 2:03pm On Jul 15, 2010
^^^U noticed that too grin grin
Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by papa190(m): 2:57pm On Jul 15, 2010
[size=5pt]make una free me o~[/size]
Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by queeneve: 7:25am On Jul 16, 2010
skyndyp:

^^^U noticed that too grin grin


Unfortunately I have and I am pissed! I am required by the STATES to offer medical assistant when needed and I rather WATCH HIM PERISH, oops I mean to think the last sentence,


Addicts are easily detected based on my medical experience, I HAVE SEEN SOME HORRENDOUS ADDICTS, STRONG ONES WHEN they going through withdrawals!!!
Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by 912(m): 2:35pm On Jul 16, 2010
190 how many have you tried on mama-gee?
Re: 24ways To Win A Nigerian' Girl Heart~ by papa190(m): 3:29pm On Jul 16, 2010
^^
tried all of it~

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