LordsApostle:
My niggaz, now I know wetin girls dey see, see one of my girl Icollect her phone open her instamessage I just carry make I look through... I saw over 100 messages, from over 50 different men... And na so the thing just dey beep with sound from morning to night..
Haaa!!! Na wa oh!!! Men own no good oh!!! E no good at all... Chai!! Hahahahahahaha.. Men are really hungry!!!


For the ladies, what are your experiences on social media like??

It's a free world just share.

U have never opened any sensible thread on nairaland in your entire life. Smh for your I.Q level.

MariaLavina:
One of the reasons I'm hardly frequent on my social media accounts. The things you read sometimes ehn

Especially whatsapp. One mechanic that probably helped you once whose number you saved will start chatting you up or sending videos and all.

CAPSLOCKED:



GIRLS, POINT OF CORRECTION.
THEY'LL RUN MAD WITHOUT IT.

females in general jor both young & old.

CaptainMitch:
Most definitely, she is in Abuja for now but from Rivers state. I will pass her to you.

What... Did someone say Abuja... Lol.

yea I am in Abuja

ninetiethcrown7:


What... Did someone say Abuja... Lol.

ImaIma1:


Especially whatsapp. One mechanic that probably helped you once whose number you saved will start chatting you up or sending videos and all.

na lie.
you 2 dey lie.
were you not d one dat gav him greenlight to go ahead. when u was rubbing your breasts stylishly against his head when he was checking the bonnet you forget he is a mechanic.

The thing pisses me off. My girlfriend once put her sim in my phone and forgot it there for the day, I nearly got mad with jealousy. This is someone whose messages is always from mtn or all these promotional messages.

It's the Randy men that I blame for this. Can't you people face your front? Must you chat up every female you see online?

If one girl gets up to fifty admirers, does it mean that men outnumber females to that extent? Truth is, as girls are getting numerous proposals from social media, one guy is sending numerous proposals to several girls. If he chats up 20 girls, at least five must click. You call ladies all sorts of lose names like olosho yet you're the ones running after them all over the social media, what does that make you?

Divay22:
I can't relate

divay divay talk true... Cc LivingFree,oyindidi,preshy/highqueen come an give ur experience of guys dat chase u upandan on social media and how ur phones keep bleeping from numerious calls from male admirers.

beardlessdude:
na lie.
you 2 dey lie.
were you not d one dat gav him greenlight to go ahead. when u was rubbing your breasts stylishly against his head when he was checking the bonnet you forget he is a mechanic.

this guy...u and Nnwaikpe i no know who werey pass..hahaha. No kee me with laugh abeg

dominique:
It's the Randy men that I blame for this. Can't you people face your front? Must you chat up every female you see online?

If one girl gets up to fifty admirers, does it mean that men outnumber females to that extent? Truth is, as girls are getting numerous proposals from social media, one guy is sending numerous proposals to several girls. If he chats up 20 girls, at least five must click. You call ladies all sorts of lose names like olosho yet you're the ones running after them all over the social media, what does that make you?

have you heard of the lock and key hypothesis?

"A key that can open all locks is called a master key; but a lock that every key opens is a useless lock " leave men outta this girlie... Truly, it's a man's world

lefulefu:
divay divay talk true... Cc LivingFree,oyindidi,preshy/highqueen come an give ur experience of guys dat chase u upandan on social media and how ur phones keep bleeping from numerious calls from male admirers.

Seriously!
I don't condone things like that. (well, I once did thou, but not anymore)
Then, it was one call to the other, before i even drop one another is waiting.
I no dey find attention again abeg . My mum dey some times switch off my phone for night, just to allow me sleep.
Social media. I don't reply, read and pass.

Divay22:

Seriously!
I don't condone things like that. (well, I once did thou, but not anymore)
Then, it was one call to the other, before i even drop one another is waiting.
I no dey find attention again abeg . My mum dey some times switch off my phone for night, just to allow me sleep.
Social media. I don't reply, read and pass.

haha i said it. There's no lady alive in dis country who will deny dat she dont receive numerious calls,pms and sms from different men on social media. Some men dey try ooo. U will see a guy burn off 4000k recharge card calling random girls on social media.girls wey probably get their own serious guys..girls dat u dont know. There was dis my paddy then anytime im come over and spend some days with me na so for night he go dey call d/f babes on phone wey he see on social media. From 12:00 am to 4:00 am he's on call. E no dey sleep at all. At nights sometimes i go wake up still see say e don on call. Na so i go yarn am say guy u no go sleep. In d mornings his eyes will be all red and swollen from lack of sleep. D time wey mtn or abi na glo dey do dhier night free calls promo na dat im go do am worse. Honestly me i dont have that strenght to stress myself and burn my credit calling girls i dont know. Some men are really trying and i admire them for steadfast attitude in chasing unknown babes.

Headlesschicken:
Women r d greatest gamblers on Earth,dey multiple date, until d ryt fool comes around n picks em up as a wife,until then d puccci goes around....

not all those babes dat have numerious social media male admirers share their pussi with dem. Some babes are smart believe me. They just lead d mugus on and still collect money from dem.

lefulefu:
haha i said it. There's no lady alive in dis country who will deny dat she dont receive numerious calls,pms and sms from different men on social media. Some men dey try ooo. U will see a guy burn off 4000k recharge card calling random girls on social media.girls wey probably get their own serious guys..girls dat u dont know. There was dis my paddy then anytime im come over and spend some days with me na so for night he go dey call d/f babes on phone wey he see on social media. From 12:00 am to 4:00 am he's on call. E no dey sleep at all. At nights sometimes i go wake up still see say e don on call. Na so i go yarn am say guy u no go sleep. In d mornings his eyes will be all red and swollen from lack of sleep. D time wey mtn or abi na glo dey do dhier night free calls promo na dat im go do am worse. Honestly me i dont have that strenght to stress myself and burn my credit calling girls i dont know. Some men are really trying and i admire them for steadfast attitude in chasing unknown babes.

Lol
Calling random ladies
Some can even be with their boyfriend, put it on loudspeaker and the guy will be fooling himself Or they share earpiece.

But you talk truth, you never disturb girl once?

Divay22:

Lol
Calling random ladies
Some can even be with their boyfriend, put it on loudspeaker and the guy will be fooling himself Or they share earpiece.

But you talk truth, you never disturb girl once?

haha and as d babe put am on loudspeaker d boyfriend will be silently laughing. Me disturb babe. See ehn the babes i go probably talk to na d the ones wey dey closer. Dat i log onto facebook start to to send messages to diffrent girls or they disturb their phone lines dat one no be my style abeg.. I fit comment on her pix then i move on. Who get dat time to dey burn 2k recharge on phoning a girl endlessly who is faraway from u who might not even be reasoning u. Wen girls u dey see flesh and blood dey close to ur neighbourhood.

lefulefu:
divay divay talk true... Cc LivingFree,oyindidi,preshy/highqueen come an give ur experience of guys dat chase u upandan on social media and how ur phones keep bleeping from numerious calls from male admirers.

Lol.
Funny though, i stopped social media for a long time.
The only place i now visit is nairaland.

Why are Men fuvking starved?

highqueen:

Lol.
Funny though, i stopped social media for a long time.
The only place i now visit is nairaland.

hmmm i can imagine how ur friend request and dm for facebook go full. Since u yellow and i know how guys go gaga for yellow babes .

lefulefu:
hmmm i can imagine how ur friend request and dm for facebook go full. Since u yellow and i know how guys go gaga for yellow babes .

Lol.
Being yellow is nothing here oo.
7 out of 10 ladies are like that.
As for fb request,

highqueen:

Lol.
Being yellow is nothing here oo.
7 out of 10 ladies are like that.
As for fb request,

one of my yellow friend as she dey waka for road na so one sienna land cruiser with tinted glass come dey horn for her back. Wen she turn her head na so one man wey she say she no know from adam dey wave at am den dey ask weda she care for ride. She say thanks she no need ride but d guy no gree. She say na so d guy come dey use d land cruiser dey follow her. She say fear come catch her then she come start to dey run while the guy dey shout at her dat he's harmless and just wants to give her a free ride. She say she see one filling station den she run enter. I come ask why she act like dat and she say she dey fear cos its like d guy go be a ritualist. Na im i come say maybe d guy jus dey trip for ur yellow skin and im jus wan give u a free ride make sun no burn ur skin. She say she no believe dat one and dat d guy must be a ritualist for him to dey wahala her like dat.

lefulefu:
one of my yellow friend as she dey waka for road na so one sienna land cruiser with tinted glass come dey horn for her back. Wen she turn her head na so one man wey she say she no know from adam dey wave at am den dey ask weda she care for ride. She say thanks she no need ride but d guy no gree. She say na so d guy come dey use d land cruiser dey follow her. She say fear come catch her then she come start to dey run while the guy dey shout at her dat he's harmless and just wants to give her a free ride. She say she see one filling station den she run enter. I come ask why she act like dat and she say she dey fear cos its like d guy go be a ritualist. Na im i come say maybe d guy jus dey trip for ur yellow skin and im jus wan give u a free ride make sun no burn ur skin. She say she no believe dat one and dat d guy must be a ritualist for him to dey wahala her like dat.

Lol.
Babe deh fear,

lol . I can relate to these. my gf has nothing less than 50 friend request perday and nothing less than 100messages. But funny enough, She opens her messages maybe once in 2weeks. Some guys have no job at all , I just laugh it off whenever she shows me her Facebook account.

Divay22:
I can't relate

You're probably a very ugly person.

dominique:
It's the Randy men that I blame for this. Can't you people face your front? Must you chat up every female you see online?

If one girl gets up to fifty admirers, does it mean that men outnumber females to that extent? Truth is, as girls are getting numerous proposals from social media, one guy is sending numerous proposals to several girls. If he chats up 20 girls, at least five must click. You call ladies all sorts of lose names like olosho yet you're the ones running after them all over the social media, what does that make you?

Shut the Fvck up, We didn't ask you WHORES to be posting your boob's and ass on social media. We're men and deserve pleasure.

Lucifer66:

You're probably a very ugly person.

Hahahahahahahahaha. Who no go know no o

LordsApostle:
My niggaz, now I know wetin girls dey see, see one of my girl Icollect her phone open her instamessage I just carry make I look through... I saw over 100 messages, from over 50 different men... And na so the thing just dey beep with sound from morning to night..
Haaa!!! Na wa oh!!! Men own no good oh!!! E no good at all... Chai!! Hahahahahahaha.. Men are really hungry!!!


For the ladies, what are your experiences on social media like??

It's a free world just share.

Some girls are still bored to death.

highqueen:

Lol.
Babe deh fear,

why wont she

LordsApostle:
My niggaz, now I know wetin girls dey see, see one of my girl Icollect her phone open her instamessage I just carry make I look through... I saw over 100 messages, from over 50 different men... And na so the thing just dey beep with sound from morning to night..
Haaa!!! Na wa oh!!! Men own no good oh!!! E no good at all... Chai!! Hahahahahahaha.. Men are really hungry!!!


For the ladies, what are your experiences on social media like??

It's a free world just share.

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beardlessdude:
na lie.
you 2 dey lie.
were you not d one dat gav him greenlight to go ahead. when u was rubbing your breasts stylishly against his head when he was checking the bonnet you forget he is a mechanic.

Very funny attempt at a joke. Keep trying.

LordsApostle:
My niggaz, now I know wetin girls dey see, see one of my girl Icollect her phone open her instamessage I just carry make I look through... I saw over 100 messages, from over 50 different men... And na so the thing just dey beep with sound from morning to night..
Haaa!!! Na wa oh!!! Men own no good oh!!! E no good at all... Chai!! Hahahahahahaha.. Men are really hungry!!!


For the ladies, what are your experiences on social media like??

It's a free world just share.