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Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by dexpendable(m): 9:57am On Oct 28, 2018
Explorers:



Yea, they're still working on that technology(Takeoff/landing).


Handling of the traffic in the airports, other planes taxing/landing/taking off, crosswind/storm/weather, icy/wet runaway, topography of the airport and deciding the right runway to land.


Please help me check world's most dangerous airports to land a plane or takeoff.


E.g. St.Marteen in the Caribbean, short runway close to the sea and another airports on the mountain.

Most times, pilots need to relaunch 2-3 time before landing successfully in these airports.

Those are the challenges the last time i checked.





Please check this.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autoland
Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by dexpendable(m): 10:02am On Oct 28, 2018
dexpendable:

Please check this. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autoland
Airlines fly in the visual approach in St.Marteen.
ILS - Instrument landing system is what makes autoland possible.
Come to think of it. How do big planes land in extremely bad weather?
Do your research sir.
Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by Tonimagnificent: 10:03am On Oct 28, 2018
internationalman:
There's window..



so u go open d window for mid air
I BELIEVE YOU SHA!
Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by Explorers(m): 10:09am On Oct 28, 2018
dexpendable:


Please check this.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autoland

Yea, the first statement says 'Landing Procedure' with the 'Crew/Pilot' supervising the process and also check the limitations given in the description.


Autoland are usually used when runway visibility is less than 600meters away, according to the source(Pictured).


But is it possible to activate Autoland from 30,000ft, hundreds or thousands of miles away from the airport (@Thread topic)

My first response to yours, am talking about unmanned technology right from takeoff - landing.

Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by Billion2612(m): 10:27am On Oct 28, 2018
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Pilot 1: Ko ni daa fun e


Pilot 2: Emi? Aye e maa baje ni!!!!!! waa ku leni.......


Gbi.... Gba......Gbo.....!!!!! (exchanging blows, breaking bottles, using fork, knife from their meal tray).


Female crew then run to the cabin for the passengers ....'The pilots are fighting please come separate them'.

Before rushing to the cockpit, they've stabbed themselves, blood everywhere.






I will takeover d sit n use my driving skills to continue d journey

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Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by Ghnaija(m): 10:49am On Oct 28, 2018
Lol but u can communicate with the control room at least dem fit teach one or two tinz for safe landing
Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by Eminisce(m): 10:52am On Oct 28, 2018
judey1992:
Start praying to God, the Author and finisher of my faith. cos it's not just village people that are in this, Towns ND City people follow full-time.


Lmao! my chest!!

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Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by IkemChris(m): 10:57am On Oct 28, 2018
I will tell them to stop I want to come down and take the next flight. If I stand for air I will definitely see flight going that route. If not someone should please wake me up am having a nightmare. �

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Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by kingharzy: 11:14am On Oct 28, 2018
Explorers:

Autopilot can only maintain a course, altitude and speed. Cannot land.
Airforce One. . . Legbegbe
Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by greenthangz: 11:18am On Oct 28, 2018
just bring out your pen and paper and start writing your will before your family people drags your property with your children and soon to become widow because you are on your way to the grave
Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by IMASTEX: 11:22am On Oct 28, 2018
internationalman:
Join one of the pilots to kill the other and throw him out the window since they intent on killing themselves anyway...
It's reduction of casualties.
And at the end, you discovered that the one you spared was only on training. You have killed the real experienced pilot. . .Lol

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Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by freshvine(f): 11:28am On Oct 28, 2018
as a female, i will get naked, go into the cockpit to distract them even employing romance in the process.
Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by tonyzeal(m): 11:35am On Oct 28, 2018
I was in a boat 3 years ago going to bonny island when one of the passengers refused to pay;the driver of the boat got to a point in the sea and had to turn off the engine insisting that he wasnt moving till he got his complete money. After some minutes wave was coming and the idiot still refused to pay and I dipped hand inside my wallet to pay for him which the driver rejected and other passenger got angry and after all said and done,he took the money from me and was then trying to start the boat and it couldn't start again.to cut the story short,the boat later started and when we got to where we were going,we came down and we gave that idiot the beating of his life. me in this case ,once we get them to land the plane,we will wait for them like this and beat them both mercilessly

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Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by MissJoy29(f): 11:38am On Oct 28, 2018
Explorers:


Autopilot can only maintain a course, altitude and speed. Cannot land.
Not true. Some newer aircraft models allows for autopilot landing.

The thing is, whether the plane is cruising seamlessly at it's highest altitude or is about landing, so far as it's on auto-pilot, the captains still need to be in the cockpit for monitoring. So it's not as if they will engage auto-pilot and then go to sleep. They will still be alert because the system might just need to alert them to take over especially in severe turbulence.
Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by Explorers(m): 11:45am On Oct 28, 2018
MissJoy29:

Not true. Some newer aircraft models allows for autopilot landing.

The thing is, whether the plane is cruising seamlessly at it's highest altitude or is about landing, so far as it's on auto-pilot, the captains still need to be in the cockpit for monitoring. So it's not as if they will engage auto-pilot and then go to sleep. They will still be alert because the system might just need to alert them to take over especially in severe turbulence.

They call it autoland, dexpendable said it.

But i learnt it can only be activated during landing approach, when the when the runway is around 600meters away.
Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by MissJoy29(f): 11:51am On Oct 28, 2018
Explorers:

They call it autoland, dexpendable said it.
That's not why I was correcting you.
Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by lagosrd: 11:52am On Oct 28, 2018
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Pilot 1: Ko ni daa fun e


Pilot 2: Emi? Aye e maa baje ni!!!!!! waa ku leni.......


Gbi.... Gba......Gbo.....!!!!! (exchanging blows, breaking bottles, using fork, knife from their meal tray).


Female crew then run to the cabin for the passengers ....'The pilots are fighting please come separate them'.

Before rushing to the cockpit, they've stabbed themselves, blood everywhere.



Ao ni resu oh.
Wait maybe I should Kukuma settle the fight by opening the door so that everyone can just get down Abi. Wetin you think������
Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by lagosrd: 11:59am On Oct 28, 2018
Madness activities are not learnt when someone becomes mad. I just noticed after replying the OP that this piece could just bebused to measure the degree of sanility of anyone. Their first response be it funny or serious depicts that Nigeria's drey get small small malady..... If you permit them to understand mad for 5mins what they will do will amaze you.
Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by carlos1(m): 12:20pm On Oct 28, 2018
I will join the fight o, all of us must die fighting for our lives
Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by billyG(m): 12:26pm On Oct 28, 2018
Just Toss d co-pilot out of d plane & beg d senior pilot to continue flying or else u throw him out.
Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by Tonymegabush1(m): 12:33pm On Oct 28, 2018
Will phone a friend that is a pilot to direct me on how to make birds fly
Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by HomeOfMe(f): 12:43pm On Oct 28, 2018
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Pilot 1: Ko ni daa fun e


Pilot 2: Emi? Aye e maa baje ni!!!!!! waa ku leni.......


Gbi.... Gba......Gbo.....!!!!! (exchanging blows, breaking bottles, using fork, knife from their meal tray).


Female crew then run to the cabin for the passengers ....'The pilots are fighting please come separate them'.

Before rushing to the cockpit, they've stabbed themselves, blood everywhere.





This reminds me of the movie"Soul Plane" featuring Kevin Hart.
Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by Patrinus: 12:45pm On Oct 28, 2018
Was distracted enough to glance @ this while service was ongoing, laughed so much, was embarrassed. embarassed
Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by Teeboi56: 12:45pm On Oct 28, 2018
I we collect my parashoot then I we get down
Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by MissJoy29(f): 12:53pm On Oct 28, 2018
Explorers:


They call it autoland, dexpendable said it.

But i learnt it can only be activated during landing approach, when the when the runway is around 600meters away.
Yeah....ok.
Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by bamasite(m): 12:54pm On Oct 28, 2018
Best option!
numbered:
Convince my fellow passengers to subdue one pilot,and then beg the other one to please fly the plane.
Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by Explorers(m): 1:10pm On Oct 28, 2018
MissJoy29:

That's not why I was correcting you.

Then why?
Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by MissJoy29(f): 1:33pm On Oct 28, 2018
Explorers:


Then why?
Please check your statement I quoted first & see for yourself.


Besides, you have acknowledged the correction.
Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by MissJoy29(f): 1:33pm On Oct 28, 2018
Explorers:


Then why?
Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by Legendkid: 1:51pm On Oct 28, 2018
Didn't anyone noticed the porn magazines? Seems like one was masturbating, probably the one on the right cool grin grin grin grin
Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by SEMICONDUCTOR: 2:17pm On Oct 28, 2018
FATHER, onto Thy hand i commit my spirit...
Re: In A Plane At 30,000ft & Pilots Are Fighting Like This, What Will You Do?(Pic) by DammyGbade(m): 2:31pm On Oct 28, 2018
Pour water on their head

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