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Re: Man's Joystick Crushed With Hammer For Sleeping With Married Woman In Zimbabwe by mechanics(m): 8:52am On Oct 29, 2018
What a sad way he end his life.
Re: Man's Joystick Crushed With Hammer For Sleeping With Married Woman In Zimbabwe by wink2015(m): 8:56am On Oct 29, 2018
Groovenaija360:
A MAN from Lukala village in Inyathi died after his manhood was crushed by a hammer which he had earlier used to knock down a man whose wife he was allegedly caught in bed with.

The incident that happened two weeks ago, has become the talk of the village and surprisingly, villagers are celebrating the death of Mthandazo Sibanda (50) whom they said met the “appropriate death” as he had allegedly become notorious for bedding married women in the area.

Matabeleland North police spokesperson Inspector Siphiwe Makonese said she could not immediately comment on the incident as she was out of office but Sunday News on Friday visited the area where villagers and officials narrated how the spine-chilling incident happened.

Acting village head Mr Simetshi Ndlovu said on the day, Sibanda who was already on the police wanted list received a phone call from his alleged lover whose husband is based in Botswana asking him to come for a sleepover.

Sibanda allegedly lied to his wife that he was going to sleep in the scotch-cart since police were looking for him.

Unbeknown to the two lovers who were already cozy in the blankets, on the same day the woman’s husband arrived from his base in Botswana unannounced.

Mr Ndlovu said the man went to knock at his bedroom and his wife came out hurriedly and told him she was rushing to fetch water.

Surprised by the reaction, the man budged into the house and Sibanda bolted out of the bedroom naked brandishing a hammer. Mr Ndlovu said Sibanda hit his lover’s husband on the chest and he fell down, allowing him time to flee.

“When the woman’s husband fell down Sibanda ran away, unfortunately he was tripped by the fence and he also fell down. The woman’s husband then seized the opportunity and rushed towards him. He took the hammer and aimed straight at his private parts. He crashed his manhood. Villagers also joined and assaulted Sibanda. He was rescued by a police officer but died on his way to the police station. The woman’s husband was picked up by police,” he said.

Despite Sibanda meeting such a spin chilling fate, villagers said while it was taboo to celebrate death, they were happy that he was no more.



They claimed Sibanda had wrecked many marriages in the area and was also violent. Mr Ndlovu claimed Sibanda was a monster who moved around with an axe.

“It was his tendency to prey on married women. Not so long ago Sibanda was busted having a nice time with another villager’s wife. The matter was brought to us and we had to involve the police since villagers were baying for his blood. This person we are talking about was not just a home wrecker; he was also an unrepentant criminal. He spent most of his life in and out of jail. As we speak he was on the police wanted list. That is why people are celebrating his death,” said Mr Ndlovu.

A delightful villager who only identified himself as Mr Ncube said he once caught Sibanda in his bedroom with his wife.

“He told me that he will finish me off if I dare try to attack him and he took some of my property and left. He told me to report the matter to the police if I had the guts. To me his death came at an appropriate time,” he said.

Lukala Village 2 Ward councillor, Douglas Bafana Mpofu said the village was now at peace.

>> https://groovenaija360.com.ng/mans-manhd-crushed-with-hammer-for-sleeping-with-married-woman-in-zimbabwe/

THIS " ZIM ZIM PEOPLE " AND THEIR NEWS?

Where is Uncle Mugabe?

Tsvangirai?
Re: Man's Joystick Crushed With Hammer For Sleeping With Married Woman In Zimbabwe by Eglobalma: 8:59am On Oct 29, 2018
boomssey:
This should be done in Nigeria too.

Yes and the woman's breast should be cut with a knife aswell
Re: Man's Joystick Crushed With Hammer For Sleeping With Married Woman In Zimbabwe by highchief1: 9:01am On Oct 29, 2018
Groovenaija360:
A MAN from Lukala village in Inyathi died after his manhood was crushed by a hammer which he had earlier used to knock down a man whose wife he was allegedly caught in bed with.

The incident that happened two weeks ago, has become the talk of the village and surprisingly, villagers are celebrating the death of Mthandazo Sibanda (50) whom they said met the “appropriate death” as he had allegedly become notorious for bedding married women in the area.

Matabeleland North police spokesperson Inspector Siphiwe Makonese said she could not immediately comment on the incident as she was out of office but Sunday News on Friday visited the area where villagers and officials narrated how the spine-chilling incident happened.

Acting village head Mr Simetshi Ndlovu said on the day, Sibanda who was already on the police wanted list received a phone call from his alleged lover whose husband is based in Botswana asking him to come for a sleepover.

Sibanda allegedly lied to his wife that he was going to sleep in the scotch-cart since police were looking for him.

Unbeknown to the two lovers who were already cozy in the blankets, on the same day the woman’s husband arrived from his base in Botswana unannounced.

Mr Ndlovu said the man went to knock at his bedroom and his wife came out hurriedly and told him she was rushing to fetch water.

Surprised by the reaction, the man budged into the house and Sibanda bolted out of the bedroom naked brandishing a hammer. Mr Ndlovu said Sibanda hit his lover’s husband on the chest and he fell down, allowing him time to flee.

“When the woman’s husband fell down Sibanda ran away, unfortunately he was tripped by the fence and he also fell down. The woman’s husband then seized the opportunity and rushed towards him. He took the hammer and aimed straight at his private parts. He crashed his manhood. Villagers also joined and assaulted Sibanda. He was rescued by a police officer but died on his way to the police station. The woman’s husband was picked up by police,” he said.

Despite Sibanda meeting such a spin chilling fate, villagers said while it was taboo to celebrate death, they were happy that he was no more.



They claimed Sibanda had wrecked many marriages in the area and was also violent. Mr Ndlovu claimed Sibanda was a monster who moved around with an axe.

“It was his tendency to prey on married women. Not so long ago Sibanda was busted having a nice time with another villager’s wife. The matter was brought to us and we had to involve the police since villagers were baying for his blood. This person we are talking about was not just a home wrecker; he was also an unrepentant criminal. He spent most of his life in and out of jail. As we speak he was on the police wanted list. That is why people are celebrating his death,” said Mr Ndlovu.

A delightful villager who only identified himself as Mr Ncube said he once caught Sibanda in his bedroom with his wife.

“He told me that he will finish me off if I dare try to attack him and he took some of my property and left. He told me to report the matter to the police if I had the guts. To me his death came at an appropriate time,” he said.

Lukala Village 2 Ward councillor, Douglas Bafana Mpofu said the village was now at peace.

>> https://groovenaija360.com.ng/mans-manhd-crushed-with-hammer-for-sleeping-with-married-woman-in-zimbabwe/
if he has a good lawyer they will be in trouble his wife wasn’t rapped
Re: Man's Joystick Crushed With Hammer For Sleeping With Married Woman In Zimbabwe by Ghostmode2two(m): 9:03am On Oct 29, 2018
If hate cheating wife or husband. Not in support of jungle justice
Re: Man's Joystick Crushed With Hammer For Sleeping With Married Woman In Zimbabwe by highchief1: 9:04am On Oct 29, 2018
boomssey:
This should be done in Nigeria too.
u Dey crase
Re: Man's Joystick Crushed With Hammer For Sleeping With Married Woman In Zimbabwe by boomssey(f): 9:06am On Oct 29, 2018
highchief1:
u Dey crase
biggest fool! E pain am!
Re: Man's Joystick Crushed With Hammer For Sleeping With Married Woman In Zimbabwe by boomssey(f): 9:07am On Oct 29, 2018
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Re: Man's Joystick Crushed With Hammer For Sleeping With Married Woman In Zimbabwe by highchief1: 9:13am On Oct 29, 2018
boomssey:
biggest fool! E pain am!
ashawo
Re: Man's Joystick Crushed With Hammer For Sleeping With Married Woman In Zimbabwe by oyepaulkay(m): 9:14am On Oct 29, 2018
I want to see the picture of the crushed joystick joor.

Enu mi bo, enu mi bo
See what you have caused for yourself.
Re: Man's Joystick Crushed With Hammer For Sleeping With Married Woman In Zimbabwe by Akinwale14(m): 9:19am On Oct 29, 2018
Wat Abt D Woman,why Her Husband No Crush Her B**bs Too?
Re: Man's Joystick Crushed With Hammer For Sleeping With Married Woman In Zimbabwe by baroncy: 10:02am On Oct 29, 2018
I like woman, and I dey straight forward too...but when the thing enter married women, I dey behave myself well.i put myself in the husband’s shoes. A lot of women are not happy in their marriages and if given the opportunity they would gladly cheat on their husbands and return home as if nothing happened, I guess moment of weakness is what most of them call it, as a policy if a married woman starts giving me green light, I start asking of the Hisband and make the discourse all about her family and home, that way she snaps out of the mood and see reasons to retrace her steps.
Re: Man's Joystick Crushed With Hammer For Sleeping With Married Woman In Zimbabwe by klax(m): 10:15am On Oct 29, 2018
God bless the guy i love his judgement. It's a waste of time calling police in case like this or going into physical combat make no sense just razor off his joystick or shatter it with sledge hammer or rupture his testicle make sure the 2 balls bust out with force or use base ball baton to shatter his knee cap and let him go end of story if police come they won't say you kill and if police arrest you they will release you but the damage is done and it's for a lifetime.
Re: Man's Joystick Crushed With Hammer For Sleeping With Married Woman In Zimbabwe by GenFunction: 11:15am On Oct 29, 2018
chiiiiiiiii...
Re: Man's Joystick Crushed With Hammer For Sleeping With Married Woman In Zimbabwe by monerozi5590: 11:16am On Oct 29, 2018
amaniro:
shocked




Good, Cc born2fvck, beardlessdude


grin

Lol. This picture is very funny.
Re: Man's Joystick Crushed With Hammer For Sleeping With Married Woman In Zimbabwe by boomssey(f): 2:10pm On Oct 29, 2018
highchief1:
ashawo
ur msma naw!
Re: Man's Joystick Crushed With Hammer For Sleeping With Married Woman In Zimbabwe by mozona(m): 8:10pm On Oct 29, 2018
hahaha the man will go back to be a virgin
Re: Man's Joystick Crushed With Hammer For Sleeping With Married Woman In Zimbabwe by BareFacedLies(m): 10:05pm On Feb 10, 2019
Zimbabwe and bad news...

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