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How I Wrongly Took Viagra For Body Pain by Offpoint: 10:43am On Nov 03, 2018
Oh yeah! you got the heading right...

An old friend called me said he was coming to crashed in with me for 3 days, he's got some job interview to attend. exactly 7:34 pm he arrived my place. he look exhausted and complained of body pain... I suggest I got him drug, he told me not to bother cuz he has already gotten some drugs on his way coming. I told him to get some rest he'll be fine, it's just the long journey and body pain is expected.
The next morning, I left very early: 5am precisely. I told him I'll be back late...
to shorten the story, I returned around 8pm I was really exhausted and I didn't meet him at home I wasn't worried cause he knows the town quite well. I called him and he told he may likely not come home tonight, cause he left with his old time girlfriend he may be spending the night with her.
next morning I woke up with severe body pain, there was this blue pills on the table, 4 in total and 2 was used... I took the 2 tablet [my greatest mistake] I thought it was the body pain drugs he took when he arrived that night. I'v never taken Viagra my entire, so I have no idea how it looks like. the 2 blue pills I took with 100 something inscripted on it I never knew it's Viagra. after taken I felt asleep and woke up an hour later with an erected díck... I thought it's just normal stuff cuz I saw a naked woman in my dream before I woke up, 5 minutes later shįt ain't going down... I was like "lemme ease myself it might go down.... nothing happens still... 30 minutes later.... nigga still standing. I was like yay! mogbe.... what's wrong with this guy this morning. an hour later... no sign of going down.... aah... I'm in trouble... I was suppose to go out by 8...this is 9am and I'm still indoor.... neighbors knocking, gbese...

had to call him to come over quickly cuz there's fire on the mountain. immediately he came in I was like "guy tell me the drug on the table was the body pain you took" my guy looked down to my John Thomas and busted out with laughter.... "Shít...dude did you take those pills? meen you don take Viagra" he was laughing uncontrollably this time.... I just stood there like an idiot with no idea on what to do.... nigga wasn't helping situation with his laughter....

and that was how I had an erected dįck for almost 4 hours....


I learned a lesson, never self medicate... I'll never forget this.
Re: How I Wrongly Took Viagra For Body Pain by hisgrace090: 10:49am On Nov 03, 2018
Go and tourch no more, for you've been forgiven.
Re: How I Wrongly Took Viagra For Body Pain by Eberechi24(f): 10:51am On Nov 03, 2018
Wetin you do the john thomas, you cut am off? undecided
Re: How I Wrongly Took Viagra For Body Pain by Offpoint: 10:54am On Nov 03, 2018
Eberechi24:
Wetin you do the john thomas, you cut am off? undecided
lol, you don't wanna know dear... I tried ice... not working... I tried indoor exercise...not working, I sang worship songs and praises... not working..... seriously you don't need to know.
Re: How I Wrongly Took Viagra For Body Pain by Eberechi24(f): 10:56am On Nov 03, 2018
Offpoint:

lol, you don't wanna know dear... I tried ice... not working... I tried indoor exercise...not working, I sang worship songs and praises... not working..... seriously you don't need to know.
What happened las las. I really wanna know grin
Re: How I Wrongly Took Viagra For Body Pain by Offpoint: 11:00am On Nov 03, 2018
Eberechi24:

What happened las las. I really wanna know grin
in Chris Brown voice "I don't wanna go there, you should never go there, I wish you never go there please don't ask me, cuz I won't tell yougrin "
Re: How I Wrongly Took Viagra For Body Pain by bobokeshington: 1:45pm On Nov 03, 2018
that your friend is a badt guy i swear
Re: How I Wrongly Took Viagra For Body Pain by Nobody: 2:03pm On Nov 03, 2018
Offpoint:

in Chris Brown voice "I don't wanna go there, you should never go there, I wish you never go there please don't ask me, cuz I won't tell yougrin "
you jerked off didnt you?
Re: How I Wrongly Took Viagra For Body Pain by Offpoint: 3:28pm On Nov 03, 2018
funmisticqueen:
you jerked off didnt you?
Naaaa... I've been retired from that 6 years ago.
Re: How I Wrongly Took Viagra For Body Pain by Quality20(m): 4:33pm On Nov 03, 2018
That's just an experiment, hope u enjoyed it. Did u ask for more of d blue pills?
That drug was actually initially developed for heart disease and volunteers were recruited for the clinical trials, but after each day's trial the volunteers kept asking for more. It was later that the men confessed that they usually enjoyed their wives better after taking d blue pills. That was how d heart drug trial ended and a new aphrodisiac was born

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Re: How I Wrongly Took Viagra For Body Pain by Offpoint: 6:37am On Nov 04, 2018
Quality20:
That's just an experiment, hope u enjoyed it. Did u ask for more of d blue pills?
That drug was actually initially developed for heart disease and volunteers were recruited for the clinical trials, but after each day's trial the volunteers kept asking for more. It was later that the men confessed that they usually enjoyed their wives better after taking d blue pills. That was how d heart drug trial ended and a new aphrodisiac was born
Baba o... I troway salute o

Re: How I Wrongly Took Viagra For Body Pain by Nobody: 10:16am On Nov 04, 2018
Eberechi24:
What happened las las. I really wanna know grin
he should have used you anyhow to deflate it hoe
Re: How I Wrongly Took Viagra For Body Pain by frozen70(f): 11:57am On Nov 04, 2018
Offpoint:
Oh yeah! you got the heading right...

An old friend called me said he was coming to crashed in with me for 3 days, he's got some job interview to attend. exactly 7:34 pm he arrived my place. he look exhausted and complained of body pain... I suggest I got him drug, he told me not to bother cuz he has already gotten some drugs on his way coming. I told him to get some rest he'll be fine, it's just the long journey and body pain is expected.
The next morning, I left very early: 5am precisely. I told him I'll be back late...
to shorten the story, I returned around 8pm I was really exhausted and I didn't meet him at home I wasn't worried cause he knows the town quite well. I called him and he told he may likely not come home tonight, cause he left with his old time girlfriend he may be spending the night with her.
next morning I woke up with severe body pain, there was this blue pills on the table, 4 in total and 2 was used... I took the 2 tablet [my greatest mistake] I thought it was the body pain drugs he took when he arrived that night. I'v never taken Viagra my entire, so I have no idea how it looks like. the 2 blue pills I took with 100 something inscripted on it I never knew it's Viagra. after taken I felt asleep and woke up an hour later with an erected díck... I thought it's just normal stuff cuz I saw a naked woman in my dream before I woke up, 5 minutes later shįt ain't going down... I was like "lemme ease myself it might go down.... nothing happens still... 30 minutes later.... nigga still standing. I was like yay! mogbe.... what's wrong with this guy this morning. an hour later... no sign of going down.... aah... I'm in trouble... I was suppose to go out by 8...this is 9am and I'm still indoor.... neighbors knocking, gbese...

had to call him to come over quickly cuz there's fire on the mountain. immediately he came in I was like "guy tell me the drug on the table was the body pain you took" my guy looked down to my John Thomas and busted out with laughter.... "Shít...dude did you take those pills? meen you don take Viagra" he was laughing uncontrollably this time.... I just stood there like an idiot with no idea on what to do.... nigga wasn't helping situation with his laughter....

and that was how I had an erected dįck for almost 4 hours....


I learned a lesson, never self medicate... I'll never forget this.


You would have told him to give you a Mouth Action to calm those nerves
Re: How I Wrongly Took Viagra For Body Pain by Offpoint: 11:59am On Nov 04, 2018
frozen70:


You would have told him to give you a Mouth Action to calm those nerves
Damn!!! you so mean...
Re: How I Wrongly Took Viagra For Body Pain by Nobody: 12:08pm On Nov 04, 2018
Offpoint:

Damn!!! you so mean...
Didn't know people take drugs without reading what the drug is about. Cooked up story
Re: How I Wrongly Took Viagra For Body Pain by Offpoint: 12:50pm On Nov 04, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Didn't know people take drugs without reading what the drug is about. Cooked up story
So you see 2 tablet of paracetamol on a table and the usage and what's meant for will be written all over the drugs right?

tell me about any drug you've taken before whereby the functionality is written on the drugs or the wrap... instead of the pack or leaflets.
Re: How I Wrongly Took Viagra For Body Pain by Nobody: 12:56pm On Nov 04, 2018
Offpoint:

So you see 2 tablet of paracetamol on a table and the usage and what's meant for will be written all over the drugs right?

tell me about any drug you've taken before whereby the functionality is written on the drugs or the wrap... instead of the pack or leaflets.
You didn't check the name of the drug before swallowing? Yeah right.
Re: How I Wrongly Took Viagra For Body Pain by Offpoint: 12:59pm On Nov 04, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
You didn't check the name of the drug before swallowing? Yeah right.
No point arguing with you... next time you're reading a thread.... put on your comprehension cap. have a great week ahead ma'am.

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Re: How I Wrongly Took Viagra For Body Pain by Nobody: 1:06pm On Nov 04, 2018
Offpoint:

No point arguing with you... next time you're reading a thread.... put on your comprehension cap. have a great week ahead ma'am.
Smiles... I'll let that slide
Re: How I Wrongly Took Viagra For Body Pain by Eberechi24(f): 1:28pm On Nov 04, 2018
bamidelee:

he should have used you anyhow to deflate it hoe
Get lost farmer

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