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Woman Reveals How Too Much Farting Has Ruined Her Love Life by Magichand: 5:52am On Nov 06, 2018
A mother of one has revealed that her chronic gastro problems and incessant farting left her feeling so embarrassed that it ruined her love life. Emma Frost, 30 from Blackheath, London had suffered with stomach pains since she was just 15 years old.

Emma’s sensitive stomach meant she has suffered from severe bloating and wind after every single meal.
And needing to make urgent dashes to the loo has played havoc on her love life, leaving Emma feeling so anxious that she gave up dating and eating out all together.

She said: “My biggest fear was breaking wind in public but there was nothing I could do about it.

“I’d also have to wear baggy clothes to disguise the inevitable bloat that would follow after I’d eaten.

Unbuttoned jeans are not a good look so I gave up.”

Emma was tested for celiac disease when she first began experiencing stomach pains and loose bowels aged 15.

However, the test came back negative and doctors recommended she cut back on certain foods to see if that made a difference.

Emma has also found that stress only exacerbates her embarrassing symptoms.

When she broke up with her long-term boyfriend and the father of her seven-year-old daughter, Emma’s chronic wind began to worsen.

Emma admits that the emotional stress of the break-up “did seem to make it worse”.

Although Emma wanted to start dating again, the single mum-of-one struggled to cope with the embarrassing side effects of her chronic condition.

Not only was getting back in the dating game “a complete disaster”, Emma says “it was a pretty painful one”.

“I decided it would be easier and less painful to stay single than put myself through it.”

More below:

https://zenithnaija.com/woman-reveals-how-too-much-farting-has-ruined-her-love-life/

Cc: Lalasticlala Dominique Mynd44

Re: Woman Reveals How Too Much Farting Has Ruined Her Love Life by sirusX(m): 6:42am On Nov 06, 2018
Could it be that the man from earlier post that was farting violently had a chronic condition too?

Anywayz, even Naija hustlers go rush the woman for green ticket. That's when you hear that mess dey smell better pass oxygen overseas shocked
Re: Woman Reveals How Too Much Farting Has Ruined Her Love Life by bobokeshington: 7:34am On Nov 06, 2018
person wey go marry am na fart go kill am

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