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| Imagine-if Na You, Wetin U Go Do? by salinco(m): 9:41am On Jul 24, 2010 |
A friend from the Lekki Axis told me this story, kindly read carefuly.? ? ? ? For those of us that know Lekki well, this happened around the Chevron Roundabout.? ? ? ? After work last week Wednesday, I was on my way home when a woman driving an old Peugeot 505 in front of me brushed a young girl driving a very clean Honda Accord (Discussion continues).? ? ? ?This young girl came down from the car and started insulting the woman, who was old enough to at least be her mother or Auntie.? ? ? ?All efforts by passersby to pacify her proved abortive as she said the car was bought by her boyfriend, ? ? ? ? I just watched and sympatised with the woman. She told the girl she'd fix the car but it was already evening, getting late and she had no money on her unless the girl followed her home if her hubby could help.? ? ? ?The girl kept screeming as people tried to beg on behalf of the woman. The girl blatantly refused and decided to call her boyfriend saying:? ? ? ?"Baby boy, a stupid woman just hit my car".? ? ? ? The car he bought her. The man appeared in no minute ready to please his girlfriend by raining insult on the woman.? ? ? ? On getting there, he started shouting, "Where is the stupid woman that hit your car", only to realise the woman was his wife.? if you were involved, what would do? |
| Re: Imagine-if Na You, Wetin U Go Do? by StudioCFR(m): 9:43am On Jul 24, 2010 |
I go burn down dis thread. Na wetin i go do be dat |
| Re: Imagine-if Na You, Wetin U Go Do? by Woke4all(m): 9:58am On Jul 24, 2010 |
How many times we go read this story? |
| Re: Imagine-if Na You, Wetin U Go Do? by Dyt(f): 12:00pm On Jul 24, 2010 |
he he i go jst enta d honda n drive hm |
| Re: Imagine-if Na You, Wetin U Go Do? by cutedibee(f): 1:28pm On Jul 24, 2010 |
Take the car keys from the young girl and give it to the wife. |
| Re: Imagine-if Na You, Wetin U Go Do? by salinco(m): 1:35pm On Jul 24, 2010 |
cutedibee:U must be very kind o |
| Re: Imagine-if Na You, Wetin U Go Do? by EfemenaXY: 10:36am On Jul 25, 2010 |
seen this joke b/4 |
| Re: Imagine-if Na You, Wetin U Go Do? by Nobody: 12:41pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
This is not a joke for me.  |
| Re: Imagine-if Na You, Wetin U Go Do? by jokingmary(m): 8:54pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
Eyah: It is to me |
| Re: Imagine-if Na You, Wetin U Go Do? by EfemenaXY: 8:56pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
and the tug-of-war continues. . . |
| Re: Imagine-if Na You, Wetin U Go Do? by 1stknight(m): 1:28pm On Jul 27, 2010 |
@poster wetin com happen 4 d End? |
| Re: Imagine-if Na You, Wetin U Go Do? by stud9(m): 1:34pm On Jul 27, 2010 |
Lol |
| Re: Imagine-if Na You, Wetin U Go Do? by Ben13: 1:47pm On Jul 27, 2010 |
If I'm the husband, I'll be ashamed of myself. If I'm the wife, I'll watch the gal friend & my husband's reaction at the spot without speaking a word. If I'm the gal friend, I'll drive off to let the couples settle. |
| Re: Imagine-if Na You, Wetin U Go Do? by Okijajuju1(m): 1:50pm On Jul 27, 2010 |
Studio CFR: Shey the last guy wey crack this joke no copyright am?!  |
| Re: Imagine-if Na You, Wetin U Go Do? by stud9(m): 1:56pm On Jul 27, 2010 |
Pirate am u meant. The joke make sense small sha lol |
| Re: Imagine-if Na You, Wetin U Go Do? by D1KeleVra(m): 1:57pm On Jul 27, 2010 |
if na me. . . as per soji guy, i go just dey rake for everybody wey dey there |
| Re: Imagine-if Na You, Wetin U Go Do? by stud9(m): 2:00pm On Jul 27, 2010 |
Palm wine tapper! If na me, i go baptize everybody wey dey dia with fish water |
| Re: Imagine-if Na You, Wetin U Go Do? by Ben13: 2:01pm On Jul 27, 2010 |
Dickele your wife go just slap you. |
| Re: Imagine-if Na You, Wetin U Go Do? by Okijajuju1(m): 2:09pm On Jul 27, 2010 |
stud9: Wetin concern pirate and joke?!  I dey talk of copyright protection you dey involve pirate for the matter. Abi them tell you say ehn wan carry the joke go Alaba?! @ Joke If na me ehn!! I swear walahi!! I go just start to slap the girl. As I reach; Me; (Talkin to my wife) Honey wat is this?! What is happening here?! Babe; Sweety I called. . . . . **gbosaaa.?** hot slap to her mouth make she no for fit complete the sentence Me; (Yelling at the babe) Are u mad?! A friend just called me from the office saying you were insulting my wife, are you mental? ***Gbosaa*** Anther sharp slap to the babe mouth. Wife; Honey wats happening, take it easy?! Me; Stupid girl. (Then to my wife) Honey enter your car lets drive home before the police comes and makes a scene here. Sharply I don discharge before the girl go even fit recover. |
| Re: Imagine-if Na You, Wetin U Go Do? by stud9(m): 2:28pm On Jul 27, 2010 |
Walahi na serious matter - dis guy bought a brand new honda end of discussion for him girl friend. While him own wife dey cruise old school peugeot. Some men wicked. |
| Re: Imagine-if Na You, Wetin U Go Do? by salinco(m): 4:32pm On Jul 27, 2010 |
@ Okija juju U really make sense oooooo, |
| Re: Imagine-if Na You, Wetin U Go Do? by oludayomi(f): 12:26pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
i will leave the scene cos there is notin 2 do really. @poster while reading i was expecting the woman to be the boyfriend mum. do u get it she insulting her support mother in-law on the car brought by her own son. |
| Re: Imagine-if Na You, Wetin U Go Do? by clemcykul(f): 12:56pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
i go deny the girl flat! |
| Re: Imagine-if Na You, Wetin U Go Do? by yme1(f): 7:27pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
Okija_juju:this was sooooo funny  |
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