AryEmber:
In the whole of this year? I can't even remember but then again, I'm the crazy type.

PenGriffey:
How wont you remember one? And you say you the crazy type, i doubt.

AryEmber:
Oops! I omitted 'not'

PenGriffey:
ouch..! too bad. A life without adventures, BORING!!!

PenGriffey:
Here are some i got from twitter;


I ran like i was being pursued to my estate gate from the bus stop in the midnight because i was scared of the walking in the dark street

— Opeyemi (@opeboiy) November 29, 2018



Gambling with 100k in less than 6hours and it wasn't my money. Visual sport almost put me to shame

— ?DRAGON?LORD? (@Ade_Lance10) November 29, 2018




Smashing a lady's ass on a bike
She felt like taking a flight after me ??

— Danny_ D ?? (@Danny10th) November 30, 2018



Smoked weed infront of my father, still regret it up till now

— Raphael (@screamralph) November 30, 2018



I had my bath in front of a bank at EKSU when there was no water in the hostel. It was in the night tho and I wasn't the only one. We had to hide behind flowers when people passed. That's the craziest thing I've done in my life . I'm never trying it again. O risky gan ??

— Michael Onipede (@Michael_Olabayo) November 29, 2018



Walking from Accra Mall through 37 down to One corner spot just to smoke 1 roll of king size cigar

— ??LOGOS?? (@flimzytellem) November 30, 2018



Spent all my money n now I’m thinking of kidnapping myself so they pay me the ransom I ask for

— Switzerland Bound Mo (@Ayooluwalodara) November 29, 2018



Almost everyone definition of crazy is what I do everyday…. Lemme start.
1: my rommie was owing me money for over 2 month's n I knew he had cash on him but was unwilling to pay back. So I packed 4 of his best shirt and dumped it inside d soakway,he is still looking 4 dem

— ABEG FOLLOW ME (@Teniolasmart) November 29, 2018

bleeped another girl while my wife was at church.



— juicy (@Wenyoro1) November 29, 2018

Gave a stranger's kid real condom for balloon, told him to go and give his mum to blow it for him, and I ran away

— I (un)follow back (@Addyemi) November 30, 2018



QUICK DICK FLASH AT ENUGU MALL. WAS A DARE SHA

— Thvt_Short Gee (@HalfofLuis) November 29, 2018

frbona:
Learnt about instamessage on this platform and downloaded that same day, a thursday. Hooked up with some girl named joyce on Sunday, her price was 10k. I picked her home, bent her over and showed her the 36 states. Handed her a 1k note, walked her to the edge of my street and told her I'll call her back. Then I walked away like it was nothing.


PS. DM me for her Facebook details and the video I managed to make. She was quite something I must admit

AryEmber:
We have different definition to boring

Sofrosh:
Amateur
Anal
Arab
Asian
Ass
BBW
Big Ass
Big Tits
Black teen
Blonde
Mouth Gig
Brunette
Ice-Cream
Cumshot
Group Intimacy
Gay
Hardcore
Indian
Interracial
Latina
Lesbian
Lingerie
Maid
Mature
Milf
Office
Oiled
Orgasm
Redhead

If you understand all this just know you have a space in hell

Rayhandrinni:
My ex was a sex-goddess, we were supposed to meet and stuff. Had to go all the way down to apapa cos I was working around cement area. I consume coke and sweet things alot so I didn't want to disappoint her, bought enhancement.
Got to my barber for a shave, found out I forgot the drug at home...I took a bike back home....got me drug....went to my bustop looking fresh and clean, was about to cross the road to get a bus to oshodi. Was approached by a guy asking how far and shitt, didn't really respond...turns out he's sars (had the drug in my pocket)
Took me to a corner for the normal phone search....after going through my files, turns out I'm good guy, the 2nd guy began to search me...found some money on me and the drug I knew I was in deep shitt....anyway took me to their office, they accused me of pushing hard drug (this drug wasn't trams, just normal enhancement"legal)

After much scolding ...I parted with 15k sha (they asked for 200k) babe was blowing my phone the whole while wanting to know where I was

Hit the road again, explained the whole thing to her
She promised to "bang the money loss out of me"
(Bought another drug on the way from roadside mallam) we die here.
Got to her, shitttttttt we bangeeeeed for an awfully long while (raw, we've been going out for a while,so we enjoyed it that way )

2 Days later my jack began to itch me....shitttt doctor says I got an STI
Called babe and she said "ask those girls you've been fuckin"

To be honest, I was faithful to her while we had it going...didn't bang no one.
We broke up eventually. I still love her cos she's the best shagg partner you can ever think off, she does everything you see on porn movies
Shell take your cuum in her mouth, pour it right back on your jack and take it back in her mouth again
Oh she's the best, never met anyone like that in me entire life

PenGriffey:
whats yours?

AryEmber:
In the whole of this year? I can't even remember but then again, I'm not the crazy type.