'' kaka '' l.w.k.m.d

Lol *speechless*

u don com bak frm kaka abi.

I dont know what u talking about - sorry!

^^ Kaka means pi.s.s

he dey ask u whether you don go pi.s.s come

thanx 4 translating. *even tho he knws wat i mean, he's forming chasis* lol

Na u sabi - basket mouth lol

Efemena_xy:

Lol

then you're in for a big disappointment

u don forget say the guy the always go kaka toilet?

haba!!! disapointment?!

for this modern era? chai!

if he cant do normal tout job,

then tell me wat is he good for?

Na 5am u dey resume?
Which kind work be dat - cuz i know sey u no get puter for house?
Lol

lol

i go to work on time to avoid traffic

and after work,i dont like using d little time i hv at home to browse,ok?

ode,hw u wan understand wen at 40,u still dey live wit ur papa and mama!

Lol- i no get yo time dis early morning walahi

heya, this one u r already sending me away,

is d ashi already on her way?

U are the ashi- u are blocking my view.
Bounce!

hw abt bouncing ur teeth out of ur mouth?

U are too fragile to harm me babe- u no fit do shi-shi
Comot!

come and see!

Where?
If no be for sheraton hotel, forget am.

small thief!

na me wan carry u go Sheraton for ur first time!

oshi

Na dia i dey catch my fun- people house dey fear me to enter

C liar!

d way ur tongue dey roll like snake own

na lie u dey lie

cynthoney:

haba!!! disapointment?!

for this modern era? chai!

if he cant do normal tout job,

then tell me wat is he good for?

C'mon Sis, Shine ya eyes!! You suppose know say Mr Stud's good 4 abnormal jobs. . .things like:

1. S.EX in d dark
2. Lick P.I.SS
3. Ashi / p.im.p work

You know, I dey try upgrade am from all dat, na I make am house-boy

but d constant Baffing 4 outside + meat wen dey miss 4 pot everyday too much 4 me to bear

na make me sack am. I be wan return am back to Nsukka - at least im fit do iron-bender work for dia 

Big boy like me- i no go waste my precious time arguing with dis two.

Lazy market women lol

^^sharrap!!

e sweet u die! - no deny am

besides, where you wan run go dis time??

hmm?? abi you wan go kaka (again)? 

Kakaism is part of human exist'nce- u no go understand cuz u be robot.
Na battery dey work u

hehe

yeah, but too much of everything is bad!

**abeg take am easy jo!**

Where u Lick piss go sef?

meaning??

e be like say you don p.iss 4 body again

oya lick yourself dry, Mr Stud. . .

U fit help me na- what are friends for?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!

oh, U R so dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty man!

*Throws up in Studio's face**

Na people like studio babes dey find.
Guys wey dey ready to give it to her anytme she wants it.

Lol- wia cynthoney carry bow legs go? She dey like all dis kind durty durty yarnings- no kidding

**slaps him uncontrollably**

'ol boy, **slaps** mind **slaps** that **slaps** your **slaps* mouth **final slap!!**

You too fragille jor- comot!
I wan buy fuel.