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If U Lick This Sweet And You Are Yet To Marry, Go To Night Vigil Tonight / MY TGIF JOKES . U Go Laff Piss 4 Ur Pant 2day / This Go Make You Laff Piss, I Swear! (2) (3) (4)

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Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by EfemenaXY: 1:47pm On Aug 05, 2010
^^ not yet

make my finger prints fade from your face 1st. . .you look red man tongue
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 1:49pm On Aug 05, 2010
Na u go do the slapping and the cry the same time
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by EfemenaXY: 1:50pm On Aug 05, 2010
The slapping - yes, but wetin go make me cry??

pls tell me. . .
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 1:54pm On Aug 05, 2010
Dem too plenty- if i start the mention am now, dem go say i too corrupt
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by EfemenaXY: 1:58pm On Aug 05, 2010
try
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by cynthoney(f): 2:04pm On Aug 05, 2010
Studio CFR:

Lol- wia cynthoney carry bow legs go? She dey like all dis kind durty durty yarnings- no kidding

Yeye fowl, like say i get ur time

e bi like say u wan make they sack me for job bah?

na from lunch i dey come from so,i come c ur yeye msg

no allow me smoke u like rat oh tongue
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by EfemenaXY: 2:06pm On Aug 05, 2010
^^babes!! cheesy cheesy cheesy

**runs to give her a big, big hug!**

**oh, how I've missed ya!!**
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 2:08pm On Aug 05, 2010
@Cynth--- na my msg u cu.m check, na so i important to some people reach?
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by cynthoney(f): 2:11pm On Aug 05, 2010
i hv missed u too cheri, so much kiss

<laisse studio qui pense qu'il peut jouer avec nous. il est fou et on va le tuer a bientot> wink

whispers d meaning to Efe's ears

<leave studio who thinks he can play with us. he is  mad and we r going to kill him soon> wink
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by cynthoney(f): 2:13pm On Aug 05, 2010
YOU WISH!!! angry angry angry
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by EfemenaXY: 2:13pm On Aug 05, 2010
Oh, I know. . .

Just can't wait for that to happen!!  grin
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 2:14pm On Aug 05, 2010
Biff!
Una no go hug me too?
Lol
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by EfemenaXY: 2:18pm On Aug 05, 2010
Babes what d'you think? undecided

do we hug him b4 killing him ??

or do we just go straight for the kill??  wink
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 2:21pm On Aug 05, 2010
Gun pass una

My pistol is loaded- i go shoot one of una before una join hand' kill me
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by EfemenaXY: 2:46pm On Aug 05, 2010
keep dreaming
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 2:49pm On Aug 05, 2010
I call it reality flashing
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by EfemenaXY: 2:57pm On Aug 05, 2010
hmmm . . . no comment until C_honey re-surfaces cheesy
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by cynthoney(f): 3:00pm On Aug 05, 2010
lets go for it babes

go 4 his stick,but dont 4get 2pull it out wen u r done

i ll bite off his two fried eggs cheesy
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 3:02pm On Aug 05, 2010
Wicked wicked- ok, if una chop every off now, which one go remain for una to chop 2morow
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by EfemenaXY: 3:05pm On Aug 05, 2010
OK!

Studio, oya come to Efe. . .

**grabs him by the waist. . .**

**studio enjoys the feel of Efe's arms on him. . **

**he's moaning in estacy. . .**

**whispers to Cynthoney. . ."Babe - I think he's in heaven, oya quick pass me the scissors!". . .**
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by cynthoney(f): 3:07pm On Aug 05, 2010
those r meant to be eaten just once

we cant go back to our vomit!

dont u kw u r like disposable cup?

just one bite and its over

dont worry u wont live to ask for more enjoyment tongue
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 3:08pm On Aug 05, 2010
Perv!
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by EfemenaXY: 3:08pm On Aug 05, 2010
Babes - quick, I need the scissors now. . .

Oh, and start the car too - don't want him chasing after us. . .
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by cynthoney(f): 3:12pm On Aug 05, 2010
<gives efe d scissors and she quickly snaps it off>

ewww,studio c as u dey bleed like sallah ram tongue

off we go babes,lets leave him to bleed to death

and if he survives this,he ll definitely think twice b4 talking to us
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by EfemenaXY: 3:14pm On Aug 05, 2010
**Laffs wickedly**

Bye Studio tongue
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 3:18pm On Aug 05, 2010
God never disappoint me before- him angels dey guard me anwhere i go- dats why i dey glow like diamond.

@enemies , i be God pikin i no dey treat fuc-kup for devil- and if devil get package for me, dem go see vengeance from god. Walahi
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by EfemenaXY: 3:20pm On Aug 05, 2010
**stops the car**

Babes - you forgot to bite off his balls - oya do it quick, then he'll stop making noises. . .
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by cynthoney(f): 3:22pm On Aug 05, 2010
fake pastor!!!

u go dey sin but if death come u go remember God!

im coming to bite off ur balls and we ll feed it to d dogs wink
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 3:22pm On Aug 05, 2010
Lol
Una dey make me shiver, Plz stop
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by EfemenaXY: 3:27pm On Aug 05, 2010
okay, okay

we'll stop - game over! (but we win sha)

here take this (I know say you no fit see emotican with your phone)

Kiss*Kiss. . .lol

@Cynthoney - I wan comot now babes, but will try catch up with you (maybe 2morrow)

take am easy 4 office sha. . . kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by cynthoney(f): 3:29pm On Aug 05, 2010
c u babes kiss kiss kiss

studio u better b a good boy or i ll pluck ur eyes too tongue
Re: ++++ Lick Piss ++++ by StudioCFR(m): 3:29pm On Aug 05, 2010
Tehehe

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