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Hilarious Relationship In Nigeria by KadunaMafia: 11:20pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
italian Relationship: 1st day= Sex 2nd day= Sex again. French Relationship: 1st day = movies & kiss 2nd day = Sex 3rd day = Sex again British Relationship: 1 day= hangout & kiss 2nd day = kiss & hug 3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching 4th day = sex and more sex American Relationship: 1st day= Date 2nd day= Hug 3rd day= Hug again (warmly) 4th day= Kiss 5th day= Long kiss 6th day= Sex African Relationship: 1st day= Toast 2nd day= Toast 3rd day= Toast again 4th day= Agree 5th day= Date 6th day= Date again 7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins. 8th day= Date & Hug 9th day= Tried to peck but failed. 10th day = Peck 11th day= Tried to kiss but failed. 12th day= kiss 13th day= Long kiss 14th day= Tried to have sex but failed. 15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled 16th day= Didn't talk to each other 17th day= Malice till the next day 18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick 19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?" The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl" The man continued to beg till the next day. 20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology 21st day= Hug 22nd day= Long hug 23rd day= Kiss 24th day= Long kiss 25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one. 26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone 27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious" 28th day= Rape. 29th day= Police case. � COPIED |
Re: Hilarious Relationship In Nigeria by samysmoothfresh: 11:31pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
This BS be dey boring till i see "28th day= rape". I wasnt expecting that at all
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Re: Hilarious Relationship In Nigeria by SweetBuns(f): 11:33pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
KadunaMafia:NOT TRUE!!!! |
Re: Hilarious Relationship In Nigeria by carzola(m): 12:23am On Dec 11, 2018 |
SweetBuns:tell us the truth... |
Re: Hilarious Relationship In Nigeria by Nobody: 3:15am On Dec 11, 2018 |
For the slackers Day 1 "woss woss wobi,drink beer and catfish, lodge one hotel, bangdadadang." Day 2 bye bye. Day 3 look for her number,if unsuccessful drive out look for another No time 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Relationship In Nigeria by Nobody: 6:08am On Dec 11, 2018 |
Nigerian own true pass. But if you're a sharp guy, first day na offing pant |
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