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| 9 Things I Hate About Everyone: // by D1KeleVra(m): 3:26pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal. Where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "It's always in the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their ass! 5. When people say "Did you see that?" while watching a film. No, loser… I paid ₦1500 to come to the cinema and stare at the damned floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, sunshine? 7. When something is "new and improved!" Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "Life is short." What the hey?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?   |
| Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone: // by cynthoney(f): 3:32pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
nice one,D1,cant stop laughing niceeeeeeeeeee!!! kip it up |
| Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone: // by D1KeleVra(m): 3:33pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
lol just sharing  |
| Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone: // by NaijaSisi(f): 3:36pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
| L.o.v.e. I.t.!!!! |
| Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone: // by bibs(f): 3:38pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
Sabi pikin!!! now what do u like about ANYONE? lol |
| Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone: // by pappy4real(m): 4:18pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
really good points, it cld be frustrating at times when ppl ask if the bus has comewhen they see u standing at the busstop |
| Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone: // by Dyt(f): 4:24pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
tis nt funny |
| Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone: // by blacksta(m): 4:29pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
I hold back my comments before they label me a thug |
| Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone: // by D1KeleVra(m): 4:31pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
tout! |
| Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone: // by Ben13: 6:39pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"  |
| Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone: // by yme1(f): 6:53pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
LMAO that was nice and funny |
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