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which Obiano?

the thing even get stair case..naa!waa!

Suleiman is still charring on hot sit. Tell us d solution not d problems, we know say we don enter Chance..

intense training and she's wearing glasses... somebody get me that cane,OP come here

nawaaa

nepotism on d change agenda

hi pro wetin?

reminds of a scene in d lion and d jewel...Wale Soyinka

henrylowe:
This is a very controversial topic... OP You forgot to add that some of them boast about how easy they find it to get ladies in bed even though dem never see bra before

Jacksparr0w127:
How do you recognise a guy that masturbates?



I'm single but don't exhibit any of these things listed

na real waa!

just when we thought Jonathan is getting closer to our forgiveness.... I weep for Nigeria... a woman!

pls contact d office nearest to u n come back here to share ur findings with us...

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Lagos (Headquater)
Department of Petroleum Resources
7, Kofo Abayomi Street,
Victoria Island,
Lagos, Nigeria.
Tel: +234 (1) 2790000, 9037150 Ext. 50988
Mobile: +234(0)805 609 9175
Abuja
Department of Pet. Resources,
7, Sylvester Ugoh Crescent
Jabi,Abuja.
Port Harcourt
Department of Pet. Resources,
4 -9, Moscow Road. NNPC.
Port Harcourt
Warri
Department of Pet. Resources,
19/21, Warri Sapele Road.
Kaduna
Department of Pet. Resources,
24, Gobarau Road.GRA,
Kaduna State
Maiduguri
Department of Pet. Resources,
Bama Road, Sports Council.
Maiduguri
Owerri
Department of Pet. Resources,
1, Chief Patrick Esomonu Avenue,
Owerri, Imo State.
Ibadan
Department of Pet. Resources,
No. 1, E. E. Nwanagu Close,
State Hospital Area
Ring Road, Ibadan,
Oyo State
Tel: 08070690636
Ilorin
Department of Pet. Resources,
19A, Nupe Road, GRA. Ilorin,
Kwara State.
Tel: 08150618402
Jos
Department of Pet. Resources,
9, Wamba Rd. Tudun Wada
GRA, PMB 2152.
Tel: 08056696568
Lokoja
Department of Pet. Resources,
No. 6, Aniebo Quarters, off
Ganaja Rd, Lokoja, Kogi State.
Tel: 08150618402
Aba
Department of Pet. Resources,
Spring Towers. 229, Aba/ Owerri
Rd, Abia State.
Eket
Department of Pet. Resources,
6, Ekpene Ukpa Avenue, Eket,
Akwa Ibom State.
Tel: 08056696566
Akure
Department of Pet. Resources,
Plot B & C, Ondo State Industrial Layout,
Ilesha / Owo Exp. Way Akure,
Ondo State.
Tel: 08056497117
Kano
Department of Pet. Resources,
146, Shehu Kazaure Road,
Hotoro GR.A. Kano State.
Tel: 08070690624
Sokoto
Department of Pet. Resources,
No. 3 Sultan Ibrahim Dasuki
Road, Sokoto State.
Tel: 08056696560
Yola
Department of Pet. Resources,
39, Police Barracks Road,
Karewa New Extension,
GRA, Jimeta Yola.
Tel: 08033090729
Makurdi
Department of Pet. Resources,
Plot Bn 031, Ankpa Quarters,
GRA, Makurdi, Benue State.
Tel: 08023021803
Gombe
Department of Pet. Resources,
Alh. Aliyumuh’d Plaza, Bauchi
Road. Bauchi State.
Tel: 0807 069 0633
Enugu
Department of Pet. Resources,
Plot 1, Enugu/ PH Exp. Way,
near NNPC Mega Station,
Enugu State.
Tel: 0807 069 0611
Yenagoa
Department of Pet. Resources,
Bayelsa State Secretariat Annex
II, Yenagoa, Bayelsa State.
Tel: 08070690617
Katsina
Department of Pet. Resources,
Katsina State Secretariat, Old
Ministry of Works, Housing
Block, Katsina State.
Tel: 08070690635
Benin
Department of Pet. Resources,
6A, Oghosa Crsecent,
off Ihama Road, GRA
Benin City.
Tel : 08113936390
Minna
Department of Pet. Resources,
Minna
Tel : 08033381530

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He should go and motivate his boys in efcc custody...

intellectually brainless

Buhari sef... guys can no longer free cash for treasure. bellas advise, go n see if u can shine her puna on d same bed she's been using this suspected screwdriver... Chic's aren't loyal

I hope u will be ready to do d needful when confirm ur suspicions.
she can't find a fellow girl to squat with and family houses no dey? all of una na lai Mohammed siblings

notoriously remarkable

DeBlessedOne:
My hero! :-D

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I dey follow ur eye level

ur he she brain needs reviews...

Buhari age mate...hmmm very rare

what type of weed does this man smoke?

madridguy:
#IStandWithSaiBaba


BUHARI MAKE THINGS EXPENSIVE!

Headsmaster: how much is passport photograph for children?

Photographer: the price for the passport is N100 per child

Headmaster: No, the pupils are 500 in numbers, so we are paying N50

Photographer: ok no problem sir, you can pay N50 each since they are many

Headmaster: class teacher go & inform the pupils that they should bring N150 each tomorrow for the passports.

Class teacher: ok sir, i will inform them right away

Class teacher: Good day pupils, you are all to come with N200 tomorrow for passports.

Pupils: Mummy we were asked to bring N300 for passport at school

Mummy: Father, your son was asked to go with N500 passport fee tomorrow.

Father: Hool My God. BUHARI make things costly day by day, including
education. We have said it, this man is wicked. Moral lesson: 'LET THE CHANGE BEGIN WIT U" Honesty and sincerity is all wot we need to make this country a better place.

u schooled in France as this doesn't represent 10% of true nja....joke is alood

Amaechi! Amaechi!! when will u stop this ur borrow borrow life...the one u borrowed 4 Rivers mono rail as Governor and indebted Rivers state no do u, now u want to use Ibadan one week rail finish recession work.

but
! dis guy got no chills!!

obiano on point...

sigiyaya:
EWU GAMBIA

Ewu hausa is d joiner

if only dicks can talk...u will know ur turn never reach to be serviced.

What a life! money miss road..

Yomiwayne80:
Forget about the ugly dirty women you see on medias... Maiduguri villages are predominantly the Fulani shuwarabs.... If you see these girls... You will be force to be a lesbian. They are so so pretty and irresistible. Don't blame the soldiers .

don't mind these nairaland hypocrites...

Realsmarttzy:
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Regardless of the reason, infidelity is devastating. Being unfaithful brings some long-hidden relationship problems to light.

For men, they are more likely to cheat more while some women cheat simply because of the level of satisfaction in her relationship. If a woman is unhappy in her relationship, she is more likely to cheat. Here are 14 ready-made answers Nigerian women give when caught cheating...kindly continue http://celebrityvibez.com/see-the-14-totally-genius-lies-nigerian-women-tell-when-caught-cheating/

1. Baby am sorry
Most women hate to be at the receiving end when it comes to accepting faults. Once a lady is caught cheating she will be the first to tender her apology. Even when they know the apology at that moment is irrelevant.
2. It wasn’t me
After an attempt to apologize, they try to shift the blame. Most women when caught cheating will still summon the courage to deny their actions, even when you have photo proof.
3. It is the work of the devil
It is always the devil, in as much as Eve could blame the serpent (devil) for her actions. This statement is not always far from anyone caught in the act.
4. I don’t know what came over me
They try to hide under the pretence of “I don’t know what came over me”. The question is, were they possessed or hypnotised?
5. He is my uncle
When these women are caught, their cheating partners suddenly become their distant uncle you have never seen or heard about before. Uncle indeed!
6. He is just a friend
Even when caught in questionable position with the man, some of these women will still claim they are just friends. Aaaah! Continue, Diaris God.
7. It is not what it looks like
Imagine a woman caught in the act with another man and she is still telling you it is not what you think or what it looks likes, Chai! Were they acting Nollywood movie?
8. I don’t even know him
This statement is surely the exact opposite because how possible is it to cheat with somebody you don’t know. Whenever a women is caught cheating, she immediately denies her cheating partner.
9. It was an accident
It can only be an accident because she was caught. Most Nigerian women will admit it was an accident when they know that there is no way out of the situation.
10. He forced me
When the excuse of the incident being an accident did not work, the next for these women is to accuse her cheating partner of molestation.
11. It is your fault; you were not there for me
They blame their cheating on your absence. These Nigerian women are so good at their choice of words that you will believe them almost immediately.
12. I still love you, he is nobody to me
These Nigerian women will perfectly choose their words to convince you of their innocence. You will catch them cheating and they will still tell you the person is nobody to me.
13. Don’t you trust me
When they gain little confidence to tell you their cheating partner is nobody to them. Then they confront you with this statement, “Baby you don’t trust me?”
14. Please give me another chance
These women finally ask for a second chanced when they realise there is no excuse to justify their guilt. This is when they realise they need a second chance and begin to beg.
Feel free to Add Yours.

Even with TSA implemented, u still record shortfalls in revenue... May God so help 9ja.

HtwoOw:
To me it doesn't matter if it is Wike or Fayose , What matters is one pusssy just got approximately ₦500M from a greedy selfish bastard


The total amount of money Buhari released to feed 7 states is ₦375M

Do you understand why i keep attacking PDP and their defenders ?

Bailout was paid in Nigeria , they managed to get $10M out of the country , despite the strict Forex Policy , Is these not corruption fighting back ?

Any small thing those useless robots will start shouting Buhari is killing Nigerians

As for that Olosho that Got free ₦500M 5 Fvcking Billion Naira , May you miraculously land infront of a bullet train and get torn into a thousand pieces

olodo like u.... if she hadn't diverted d money would u ve heard about the missing $10M?

Op..I only see PDP bag and PDP gown.

madmen would be happy for her upcoming madness...

Donexy16:
..joy left their home as soon as their real characters arrived.

u r lucky to ve left there intact...they can spill blood..lol