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Mightyraw:
Y'all know everyone has been betrayed one way or the other, be it business, or other aspects of life ,
Let's just share it and have a good laugh over em.

I had mine in primary 1, or so
1st day idd use a pen, shey you know nursery class na pencil and eraser.

First day of resumption now, new school uniform, new shoes, new everything infact I was shining, but one thing was missing, the holes in my belt aiint enough to hold the short, so I carry hand put for pocket hold the thing, make hin no fall my hand.

I scaled through assembly but my nosy classmates aiint having any of that, they turned me to a joke and took turns pulling my shorts. I no talk, I juss bone dey write me note

Na so one old bully for my class com do hin own pull my short and was about pulling my pant, gboahh!!!!
I scatter my new eleganza biro for hin head,
Hin wan form commendian abi
Omo see blood everywhere , class scatter for my head, my body con weak

Na so the class teacher ( uncle) carry me go headmistress office,
As per sey my momma na teacher now, after uncle for class na me dey speak English pass,

Omo na so I finish all of them with grammar oo con add innocent face join... See levels now
Mistress been wan pardon me, but one witch looking aunty con say make them go call my brother for primary 4 to know if am that violent or it was just a mistake

Na so dem bring my favourite brother come (soft)
Omo mehn, they asked the Niqqa just one simple question
Is this how he use to do at home?
You knw what!!

The son of a bitch said YES as in Yea-Yea
(in wizkid voice) I was beyond shocked :oomo see beating
The beating was not even as painful as the heartbreak



It's been over 16 years now,
But that has been my 1st and biggest betrayal all my life

Ever since then
I don't trust no one

the day Musa gave me local gin to help me kpekere anny my ex calabar gf one Sunday morning as my family don go church... Bros, anny no come again as planned na so this idiot stand straight till Monday morning...

omo oba

Aonkuuse:
The Inspector-General of Police, Mr Ibrahim Idris, on Tuesday said that the Nigeria Police Force required N1.13tn annually to effectively execute its operations.
Idris said this at a Public Hearing on Bills to establish the Police Reform Trust Fund and a Bill to amend the Explosives Act 2004 in Abuja.
The hearing was organised by the House of Representatives Committee on Police Affairs.
He explained that the amount excluded major capital projects such as arms and ammunition, purchase of new vehicles, gunboats, helicopters and other equipment.
Idris said that the N560bn recommended by the MD Yusuf-led Police Reform Committee in 2008 was a far cry from the current amount required.
“To fully appreciate the funding challenges of the Nigeria Police Force, it will be appropriate to compare the MD Yusuf financial estates of 2008,” he said.
He explained that the force required an average of N26.9bn annually for the maintenance and fueling of its vehicles.
“Presently, the force has a fleet of 14, 306 vehicles including 3,115 motorcycles nationwide,” he said.
The police boss also said that N14.5bn would be required annually for uniforms and kits for personnel of the force.
Idris noted that the regular source of funding for the police through budgetary allocation had failed to address the financial needs of the force to provide security for the nation.
He said that if the bill was passed into law, it would largely address the funding challenges of the police.
“The bill will provide alternative source of funding for the Nigeria Police Force for the training and retraining of personnel,” he said.
He said that the police required over N200bn to install cameras, databases all police stations across the country.
“To effectively investigate and prosecute offenders, we must invest massively in the detective infrastructure and capacity of our investigators,” he said.
Idris said this would enhance the investigation and prosecutorial capacity of the police.
He observed that restricting the trust fund to a period of six years would not be in the best interested of the force and public.
“The fund once established should be sustained in the interest of national security and not be to be time bound.
“The purpose of the fund is to provide alternative funding for the police, but if it is subjected to too many bottlenecks, the objective will be defeated,” he said.
On the explosives bill, Idris said that it would curb the illegal storage and use of explosives in the country.
He noted that the current Act was outdated and did not address the present day security challenges facing the country.
The Speaker, House of Representatives, Mr Yakubu Dogara said adequate funding was critical for the police to function effectively.
Dogara was represented by the House Minority leader, Rep. Leo Ogor (PDP-Delta).
He said that inadequate funding of the police had exposed it to criticisms by Nigerians.
He said that the passage of the bill and its signing into law would provide first-line charge for the police to carry out its operations.
The Chairman of the House Committee on Police Affairs, Rep. Dauda Jika ( APC- Bauchi), said that the hearing was aimed at giving stakeholders the opportunity to make inputs into the bills.
He said that if passed into law, the fund would afford individuals and groups to contribute to the funding of the police.
“Funding the police adequately will boost its morale and efficiency,” he said.
Jika said that the bill would also enhance the operations of the police and make them not to be partisan during elections in the country.
The Chief of Defence Staff, Gen. Gabriel Olonisakin called for a 10-year jail term for any one who misappropriated the fund.
“Any person found guilty of misappropriating the fund should go for at least 10 year imprisonment,” Olonisakin, who was represented by AVM Ibrahim Shafi, said.
Former commissioner of police, Mr Fidelis Oyakhilome, who spoke on behalf of retired officers, called for constant training and restraining of police personnel for efficient performance.
He said that the proliferation of security organisations in the country was unacceptable when the police was not adequately funded.
Other stakeholders who made presentations at the hearing are: NLC, Civil Society Organisations (CSOs) and traditional rulers, among others.
The bill seeks to provide alternative funding for the police.
The bill to amend the explosives Act seeks to provide stiffer penalties for defaulters of the law regulating explosives in the country.
Source : http://punchng.com/n1-13tn-needed-annually-to-run-police-igp/

corruption reinvented

stupidity of 180 degrees

Boyooosa:
even you Association of Comment now, think later!

and YOU!

luku

Holyfield1:
Most reasonable nairalander ever
If you agree "Like" if you don't "Share"

most stupid notice me nairalandr ever

luku

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super dick

where are they... lie Mohammad Fashola Adesina?

tosyne2much:
I'm learning things. Continue OP

Wait first, was this research ascertained on secondary school girls or adults?

both will always say they will soon be going...while sitting still on ur orthopedic foam.

pls Osinbajo,make sure none of them leaves Nigeria before 2019

keep ur friends close and keep ur enemies closer...
Annie have got a bigger heart...

sharpwriter:
Chai!...na wa o
But wait o... had the robbers gone before he re appeared? Or he re appeared while the operation was still going on? because dem fit kill am for that o.

he reappeared 15minutes after the robbery was over

sharpwriter:
Are you saying the driver disappeared literarily as in jazz or he jumped out of the vehicle?

jazz or magic! he literally disappeared

eko ei bi

fratermathy:
This tale is terrifying. Why would they shoot a mother and son? Was it deliberate or just stray hits?

The girl that was nearly raped is very lucky. Rape seems to be common place nowadays. What really happened?


@thread: another disastrous road is the Sapele-Agbor road (around Amukpe-Okpara Waterside Axis). Robbery occurs there almost everyday. Fulani Herdsmen have completely overrun Abraka-Benin road.

the bullets were intended for the driver who disappeared on the spot only to reappear on brief undies when this armed robbers ve gone. and the police? that's story for another day.

I was robbed on the same road on January 19th,2016 bus De young shall grow motor...they shot a mother and her son, thank God they didn't die but had only arm neck qnd wounds respectively. When this armed robbers finished ransacking us, they asked us to pick all d papers and documents that they have scattered in the course of their searching for treasure in our bus...they very nearly raped one girl but her God was awake.

RIP 2 d dead.

I wonder another thing this guy lacks apart from brains

how many log in attempts and still no show

liquor

just like u Union leaders

Mr flautist.... pepper them gang leader

when will dis miyonse learn to avoid tboss stringing

Ejanla07:
na buzness?

she did what Wizkid could not do..business or pleasure!!

when u observe how Drake is keeping his hand behind her...u will know this appearance was one of the terms negotiated for the puna... She knows her Worth. unlike Wizkid that couldn't get drake to appear on his video...come closer

One lost di.ck
What can you say about this woman?

WOMAN Cut Off Husband Penis

This house wife from Imo state, whose name was identify as Chinyenre Nwafor has cut of her husband penis for allegedly cheating on her.

Our imo state correspondent gathered that, she is now cooling her head in police net.

What can you say about the woman?


I brought this info from Facebook.

MarieSucre:
Go and sit down joor. Do you also say this nonsense if it is Ramsey Noah or Jim Iyke. Every woman is not a LovePeddler, get that into your thick skull. She has been into producing films for years in conjunction with her acting.

A woman cannot hustle in peace again. If she did not have money you'll call her a broke girl leeching on men, now she has money, you're here questioning the source of her Money. What does a woman have to do for people like you to shut da f**k up ehn.

the runs girls crew!

MarieSucre:
And all the money that she has been making from acting nko.

which money from acting? abeggi! only if we believe APC is fighting corruption.

men cheat women cry
women cheat men kick them out...
uchejumbo can wipe his name but can't kick him out..not when he still takes care of her bills and business expansion lines nollywood to B-Hollywood