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What business can I start with 5k and get 3million before december 30th??

Hahahahahah hilarious write up, but on a serious note I have more than one account my everyday spending account, and my life savings account. My life savings account I have no ATM card so it's stressful for me to reach funds. I use my daily account every day. Because I can buy things Sha, anything I see I like. So I don't keep much cash in my daily spending account.

dopedesign:


Lol. Daz your problem bro. But wait, I urge you to learn from the guy, maybe you can escape the rat race.

Hah.

You've no idea who I am

Which is good....

I wouldn't want you sending me emails asking me to bless you.

Nice comical narrative.

OP, your attempt at comedy made this whole matter some sort of a caricature.

Now, I don't really know if I should believe your story or just go back to my zanku dance.

As funny as it may seem, someone was just explaining something similar that happened to him last week.

I hear village people now use Uber and taxify, is that true?

WaffenSS:


Have you pulled your head outta his ass yet?

Good

You needed the air.

So every blogger is automatically rich, eh?

Wow.

What a country

Fattkay is a lying piece of shiit mofo looking for attention

One of his guides earned me over $1k in a month.
The guy can take care of you with no extra sweat. Have sense!

Negotiate:


One of his guides earned me over $1k in a month.
The guy can take care of you with no extra sweat. Have sense!

More and more evidence the same guy has many accounts on nairaland

bluefilm:
Nice comical narrative.

OP, your attempt at comedy made this whole matter some sort of a caricature.

Now, I don't really know if I should believe your story or just go back to my zanku dance.

If you check my previous posts, you'll understand my pattern of writing. No matter the situation, I'm never too serious.

beamtopola:
Op talk true, shebi nigerianbanks association paid you to come destroy petty pos busnesd wey they help people secure small job in this buhari era of suffering.

You deserve accolades spoiler of small biz

fattbabakay:
If you check my previous posts, you'll understand my pattern of writing. No matter the situation, I'm never too serious.

Good for you.

Lemme continue with my zanku dance abeg.

ok

donaldfafree:
Just get a verve card and save yourself the stress. Simple

You are saying verve is more secure because it isn't recognized for intl transactions unlike mastercard and the likes, or are there anyother reasons I don't know of?

WaffenSS:


More and more evidence the same guy has many accounts on nairaland

Mumu

Negotiate:

Fattkay can feed your family for a year if he stopped working today.

tell him bro!

Always keep an account with an ATM underfunded and your savings in an account without an ATM, but make sure you're able to transfer from that account at short notice to fund any transaction. That way, even if the card is stolen, you're rest assured that its empty

Negotiate:


Mumu

Hoppit, you insipid creature

This guy lol..they'll refund to same card and I doubt that's what he is trying to do.

Next time carry verve cards around more and do away with your MasterCard.

Fix your hanging funds on platforms like ALAT,payvest, piggybank that way your account balance is always hidden.

Have as many bank accounts as possible.,(I have 8 of them). Spread your funds if you do business alot and keep one central account with disabled ATM.

Noted. Will go and get another Utility Card from GTBank, as my previous one has expired. With utility card, your funds are safe

Fattbabakay, discuss with your bank very fast. You can do a chargeback.

"conpliance" instead of "COMPLIANCE" - banks hardly make that kind of error. That's the first warning sign for fraud #wrongspellings

WaffenSS:


Hah.

You've no idea who I am

Which is good....

I wouldn't want you sending me emails asking me to bless you.

Ass hole. Who would be willing to demand blessing from a fool who's got nothing than to beef. Bleep your ass

Negotiate:


One of his guides earned me over $1k in a month.
The guy can take care of you with no extra sweat. Have sense!

Taink you o

WaffenSS:


More and more evidence the same guy has many accounts on nairaland

You are a fool man. infact, I shouldn't be dragging with you

dopedesign:


You are a fool man. infact, I shouldn't be dragging with you

Fukk off, you destitute beggar

Keep your mouth firmly glued to his diikk and suck hard.

Piece of yesterday's morning shiit

Sorry fattbabakay.

Even if they take 10k dollars outta ur acct. U won't feel a pinch. ur money grows on trees mehn. Just take that tree as u go village. I know say u get plan to be lg chairman. Smiles.

If you sabi fatkay, u will know what I'm saying.

Sorry tho.

Make una watch out for this criminals.

Password your SIM. That is all. Once it is removed from your phone it demands your password .

As for the card, toucan scratch off the numbers on them and be done with it. Some do cut it out completely. The card does not need it to work

Kylekent59:
I am very careful whenever it comes to banking/savings.

The sim I use for my bank is at home, while my other two Sims, I use them when going out/ to work.


The best is to have 3 accounts. One for life savings, another for future, and the last one for spending of which must not be more than 30k.

The other two would be for millions.



Also, watch out for those people behind you while at the atm/ pos stands, some of them are there to monitor your entries, always made sure when inserting your pin that you do it secretly by using one of your hands to cover the other while inserting your pin.

Maxcoded:

You must be an Igbo guy

Ezigbo onye igbo

Funny Nigerians
This is a true life story , doesn't mean ,
1.THIS IS MY TRUE LIFE STORY SHUO
2. IT HAPPENED NOW , COULD HAVE BEEN A WHILE AGO

all these people that can't see good story and laugh ,but only to be picking at it like a village person served indomie for the first time kudos

janejive:
Hahahahahah hilarious write up, but on a serious note I have more than one account my everyday spending account, and my life savings account. My life savings account I have no ATM card so it's stressful for me to reach funds. I use my daily account every day. Because I can buy things Sha, anything I see I like. So I don't keep much cash in my daily spending account.

yeah