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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 9:11pm On Sep 27, 2010
Efemena_xy:

oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!  shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

So Chi-baby is Tiffing d ingrish books and meat hinside pot!

googles is Tiffed the bag, shoe and clothes to goes met Black[b]lips[/b] inside of facebook!!

grin grin grin grin

Me's liking dis skool wella!!  tongue tongue tongue tongue

U knowz i cant does such  sad

debosky:

if googles has went to meets with Blacksta, I must going to met chi-baby on twitter too.

Chi-baby does you fancied meeting me? Please replying before longest.

Why does u wanna gna meetin me 4?  grin I tinkin u sayin i thiefed the ingrish book. u rykin 2 met thiefs?  undecided
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 9:14pm On Sep 27, 2010
googles:

grin grin grin grin grin

blacksta stolen the book o not my cuzzy o

i saw the testbooks tied to his motorcycle seat

grin grin grin grin grin

you's sayings Black[b]lips[/b] is Okada man??!! shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 9:16pm On Sep 27, 2010
chi-baby:

U knowz i cant does such sad

doing I ?? tongue tongue


Why does u wanna gna meetin me 4? grin I tinkin u sayin i thiefed the ingrish book. u rykin 2 met thiefs? undecided

yous not gwanna killed me wiff laugh 2nite!! grin grin grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 9:19pm On Sep 27, 2010
Efemena_xy:

grin grin grin grin grin

you's sayings Black[b]lips[/b] is Okada man??!! shocked shocked shocked shocked

yews. . . blackie is a okada mans

he have a brown new suzuki cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 9:24pm On Sep 27, 2010
ah!!

but he's not getting wazobia

im has rent okada for using??

so, googles pls telling me - Blacklips is zoomed u to facebook on okada?? grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 9:27pm On Sep 27, 2010
Efemena_xy:

doing I ?? tongue tongue

U doin naaa or doin u doesnt? grin am crackin maself up lmao cheesy
Efemena_xy:

doing I ?? tongue tongue


yous not gwanna killed me wiff laugh 2nite!! grin grin grin grin grin

Lol grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 9:29pm On Sep 27, 2010
Efemena_xy:

ah!!

but he's not getting wazobia

im has rent okada for using??

so, googles pls telling me - Blacklips is zoomed u to facebook on okada?? grin grin grin

nope. . . as i sees his okada i run for my dearing life

cos he gave me stainless plate to used as helmet grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 9:33pm On Sep 27, 2010
who called my nameed - u loked for troubling
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 9:40pm On Sep 27, 2010
googles:

nope. . . as i sees his okada i run for my dearing life

cos he gave me stainless plate to used as helmet grin

shocked shocked shocked

girl!! - you's sheking it 4 lice??

chi-baby:

U doin naaa or doin u doesnt? grin am crackin maself up lmao cheesy
Lol grin grin

No is confused ma brain 2night!! angry angry

me not did no doing - i doesn't did the doing it done tongue tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 9:45pm On Sep 27, 2010
Efemena_xy:


No is confused ma brain 2night!! angry angry

me not did no doing - i doesn't did the doing it done tongue tongue
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

I waz talked bwt the thiefin naa why does u confuse? grin
doesnt u knwin i doesnt doin dat kainrof such?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 9:49pm On Sep 27, 2010
^^doing I?

But what if you'd very very good at it?

What if yous getting good talent there girl??

yous saying you no open skool & tishing others like erm, Okada black[b]lips[/b]??
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by debosky(m): 10:16pm On Sep 27, 2010
chi-baby:


Why does u wanna gna meetin me 4?  grin I tinkin u sayin i thiefed the ingrish book. u rykin 2 met thiefs?  undecided

I hears that you thiefed oh, I didn't believing the rumours.

I thinked you are truthing and a honesty person so I will ryking 2 met you as sooner as possibly. wink wink
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Gokson01(m): 12:26am On Sep 28, 2010
Having u forgotted dat english was is a borroweded courses?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Gokson01(m): 12:27am On Sep 28, 2010
Having u forgotted dat english was is a borroweded courses?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by xynerise: 10:38am On Sep 28, 2010
^^^you is right if is borrows at France undecided no Japan sorry Nigerian. No na England lend am grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by DaWizard47: 3:01pm On Sep 28, 2010
Kai,  YaWa ,  Plix Plix Plix,  which of you peoples knowed any of them moderators in this nairasland? They have tooked my posting privileges so I now open newer profiles. my names is jero_dawiz (blocked) and Dawizard47.  cry  cry Plix Plix Plix,  I need helep. I will be mostly gratefool becaused I wanted to won best male killer of english,  fanks peoples. lested me forgot, which of you ones is accuse chi-babies of thief??  
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by DIVINEMERC(m): 5:46pm On Sep 28, 2010
What i want to say bu na onye obuna ga asu english must now his tenses, maka na when you put a pronoun na etiti adjective that will mean na your noun will now turn to be a superative verb towards a a a a , You know in the middle of the sentiment.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by DaWizard47: 5:52pm On Sep 28, 2010
DIVINEMERC:

What i want to say bu na onye obuna ga asu english must now his tenses, maka na when you put a pronoun na etiti adjective that will mean na your noun will now turn to be a superative verb towards a a a a , You know in the middle of the sentiment.
*DEAD* undecided
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 9:55pm On Sep 28, 2010
debosky:

I hears that you thiefed oh, I didn't believing the rumours.

I thinked you are truthing and a honesty person so I will ryking 2 met you as sooner as possibly. wink wink

How does u said u doesnt believed da rumours wen u openin ur big mauf shourin in class woom: 'chi-baby thiefed the book ooo'. U tinkin i not hearin u?? angry sad
Errrr but warriz u rykin 2 met me 4? i hopin u not wanted 2 thiefed my beauriful handbag? lipsrsealed grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 10:08pm On Sep 28, 2010
DaWizard47:

Kai,  YaWa ,  Plix Plix Plix,  which of you peoples knowed any of them moderators in this nairasland? They have tooked my posting privileges so I now open newer profiles. my names is jero_dawiz (blocked) and Dawizard47.  cry  cry Plix Plix Plix,  I need helep. I will be mostly gratefool becaused I wanted to won best male killer of english,  fanks peoples. lested me forgot, which of you ones is accuse chi-babies of thief??  

All of the above accusation me included my cuzzy cry cry Am so heart break cry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 10:26pm On Sep 28, 2010
chi-baby:

All of the above accusation me included my cuzzy cry cry Am so heart break cry

Chi-baby!!

no is minded them kiss kiss kiss

See, cwass ish fool of naughty boi's - can't even spoking good ingrish grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 10:36pm On Sep 28, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Chi-baby!!

no is minded them kiss kiss kiss

See, cwass ish fool of naughty boi's - can't even spoking good ingrish grin grin grin


Even u is follow dem saided i thiefed ingrish book naa cry cry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 10:44pm On Sep 28, 2010
girl me's sowi lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

was only joked - no angry wiff Efe pls. . . u's ma good fwiend kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 10:47pm On Sep 28, 2010
Ok i not gna angered anymore. . . i have forgaven you. oya i wanted hugging grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 10:49pm On Sep 28, 2010
u asking plenty girl - doesn't u

**gives Chi-baby a most big-big hug!!**

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 10:53pm On Sep 28, 2010
heeheh i thankin you grin
i doesnt askin plenty jor. . huggn doesnt meant plenty
itz jus my way 2 sed i forgaven u darriz it grin kiss kiss kiss
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by debosky(m): 10:53pm On Sep 28, 2010
chi-baby:

How does u said u doesnt believed da rumours wen u openin your big mauf shourin in class woom: 'chi-baby thiefed the book ooo'. U tinkin i not hearin u??  angry sad
Errrr but warriz u rykin 2 met me 4? i hopin u not wanted 2 thiefed my beauriful handbag?  lipsrsealed grin

I doesn't believes any rumours when I opens my mouth to shouted. I thinked your ears are fulled of waxes. grin

I am rykin to met you because I hears rumouring that your knowed how to cooks good peppersoup and hungry has catched me.  wink

Will you gave me a tasting of what you cooks?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 10:56pm On Sep 28, 2010
^^Lol!! cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 11:01pm On Sep 28, 2010
debosky:

I doesn't believes any rumours when I opens my mouth to shouted. I thinked your ears are fulled of waxes. grin

I am rykin to met you because I hears rumouring that your knowed how to cooks good peppersoup and hungry has catched me.  wink

Will you gave me a tasting of what you cooks?

Ehh?! which of my ear is fullin of waxes?  angry  prease doesnt aggravated me
I see u rykin 2mussh rumours. i tinkin u needed the waxes 2 coverin yo ears  tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 11:04pm On Sep 28, 2010
Efemena_xy:

^^Lol!! cheesy

He sayin my ears is fulled of waxes and u are lafted sad
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 11:07pm On Sep 28, 2010
sorry!! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

me's really cannot helped it!! grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 11:13pm On Sep 28, 2010
It not funny sad i not goin met him again. He make u lafter me embarassed

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