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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Rhymez(m): 3:00am On Dec 08, 2010
thanks xyn
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 4:02am On Dec 08, 2010
Boomark:

all,  we,  are, saiding, gave, us, da, prooooooof!

hmmm, you reservashon your conment. lady iz waiting
so hurrying up ooo, before she became mine  grin
and stop call me kokomaster. i want lady,s like lady, Id , Efy, patwiz, , deneut, chi-baby,etc and the one to does that.
grin grin grin
Keep on waiting lipsrsealed

oweniwe:

^^ Ketool calling pot blakk tongue

@ Bookmark: you wa too stubborn wit kokonut head. Ya donnot listen ta good hexplaneation and adfice.

Fa exampool, iv i said i get a bentley and u axe me fa proof ov ownership and i showing ya a bentley car key, iz dat prove dat da car belong ta me? No! Da real prove iz da car ownership certifikate.

So ma point iz, el guapo cannut prove dat he's nat a goldu diggar in jus writing "i no ba goldu diggar".
oweniwe link=topic=492003.msg7290491#msg7290491 date=1291748910:

^^ wat iz da mattar wit dis guy sef? Why iz ya talking different things na? Does you want El Guapo ta proof hez nut a gold diggar or ya wants him ta proof im loff fa lady46? Wat does u want? shocked shocked
grin grin grin. You is a very good tisha with tishing with good hexample and hexplanashion. smiley

Bookie, what does you wants? undecided

El Guapo:

Owen,Nollywood Cds? I thought that were a gooding idea,so which wuld i started?Become urs?was that your problem? [b]U cn having her am aint the troubleshooting type. [/b]
I dont wanting nobody ooo,
You is gold digger, bookie is mumu tisha, I will staying fly(ing) and single smiley

I have coming to crass to learn to making moneys. smiley
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 9:16am On Dec 08, 2010
Ladyrsky46:

grin grin grin
Keep on waiting lipsrsealed

grin grin grin. You is a very good tisha with tishing with good hexample and hexplanashion. smiley

Bookie, what does you wants? undecided
I dont wanting nobody ooo,
You is gold digger, bookie is marvelust tisha, I will staying fly(ing) and single smiley

I have coming to crass to learn to making moneys. smiley

i is want peace and monies in ghanas mast goes bags, not too much
thanks for the comendment. one of the best i is recieved. grin
we is no longer wait since you told your mind. but me will advise you to take El back,
because age iz not siding you. and he iz still a youngie. it iz better than singly. so takes my advise.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by bashydemy(m): 9:30am On Dec 08, 2010
This ingrish krash i don de mished gan ooooo
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 9:45am On Dec 08, 2010
Bookie, go and stealed monies and peace now. I hold your hands? I telling you, I only went with El G to doing expeliment. Expeliment finis, El G finis. Understanded? I AM NOT OLD O. I will bashy your head if you tells me that again.

Bashy, it is not that mush you miss. Don't be fear.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by bashydemy(m): 10:29am On Dec 08, 2010
Ok am glad
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 12:33pm On Dec 08, 2010
Chei! Come and see wahala
I. D-noble, Efe and tanimz
Want tu share ma vote
Dilemma o ye dilemma
So i think ov watta do
Hmmm, ok, i knows wat ta do
I gif mine heart ta I.D-noble da badosky
I gif ma handz ta Efemena, Efeomena
And gif ma pric.k ta tannyz
That's da best me can offer
Hope ya all satisfy lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 12:39pm On Dec 08, 2010
Am is not have talk for my haters who eventuality suceeded in poisoing lady's mind against me embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 12:55pm On Dec 08, 2010
Why is you sadding for El G? We does business deal. There be no stringing attach.
Besides, you says to Bookie that he can having me because you don't the "troubleshooting type". Is you confused?
Whys complained now?
Don't be sadding though. I still liking you for expeliments cheesy
Enjoyed your singledness wink
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 1:01pm On Dec 08, 2010
^^^^ I said that he were having u cause i was not a type they taught i am (golddigger),i still wanted you kiss kiss kiss
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by bashydemy(m): 1:12pm On Dec 08, 2010
What ya talking about
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tanimz(f): 1:27pm On Dec 08, 2010
oweniwe:

Chei! Come and see wahala
I. D-noble, Efe and tanimz
Want tu share ma vote
Dilemma o ye dilemma
So i think ov watta do
Hmmm, ok, i knows wat ta do
I gif mine heart ta I.D-noble da badosky
I gif ma handz ta Efemena, Efeomena
And gif ma pric.k ta tannyz
That's da best me can offer
Hope ya all satisfy lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Story! grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 1:38pm On Dec 08, 2010
Iz nut storie. I iz honest man. Iv ya wantz it, i, me, myself will gif it ta u. I won't ba lying ta u, itz modest. . . abouta 7inches. How does ya want me tu sent it?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tanimz(f): 1:39pm On Dec 08, 2010
I doesn't want it.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 2:26pm On Dec 08, 2010
El Guapo:

^^^^ I said that he were having u cause i was not a type they taught i am (golddigger),i still wanted you kiss kiss kiss
Too much he say I say, So you is not a gold diga eh? Proof cheesy
oweniwe:

Iz nut storie. I iz honest man. Iv ya wantz it, i, me, myself will gif it ta u. I won't ba lying ta u, itz modest. . . abouta 7inches. How does ya want me tu sent it?
Chai! shocked
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 2:30pm On Dec 08, 2010
¤¤ heaves a sigh ov relieve ¤¤

Ok, i thanks Godu o. Iv she has wanted my babakogbebe, i won't ba knowing how ta sent it and ba looking like strangar for moscow. lipsrsealed
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 3:17pm On Dec 08, 2010
I come de drive drivu draivu
I see one sisi wey im buttoms
Bigi passi drum droomu
I come de wonder wonder wonder
Say why panty e no dey tear
For dis kain ikebe
For dis ikebe. . .
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by bashydemy(m): 4:02pm On Dec 08, 2010
Na you dey see everything lol i gandun your rhyms
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 5:20pm On Dec 08, 2010
Ladyrsky46:

Bookie, go and stealed monies and peace now. I hold your hands? I telling you, I only went with El G to doing expeliment. Expeliment finis, El G finis. Understanded? I AM NOT OLD O. I will bashy your head if you tells me that again.

Bashy, it is not that mush you miss. Don't be fear.

peaceful i have, but the monies. . . the monies will comes from through you
i is have a mighty projet i want to lunching. it will takes about £3m. everybody in this contries
will beneficiary from it. and i will gives you exceptioning treatings
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 5:33pm On Dec 08, 2010
oweniwe:

Iz nut storie. I iz honest man. Iv ya wantz it, i, me, myself will gif it ta u. I won't ba lying ta u, itz modest. . . abouta 7inches. How does ya want me tu sent it?


hmmm, marries man with 6 childrens and quantupulets, prostituting. tu. . .tufiakwa shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 6:11pm On Dec 08, 2010
^^ Wetin consign you? angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Idowuogbo(f): 6:19pm On Dec 08, 2010
oweniwe:

Chei! Come and see wahala
I. D-noble, Efe and tanimz
Want tu share ma vote
Dilemma o ye dilemma
So i think ov watta do
Hmmm, ok, i knows wat ta do
I gif mine heart ta I.D-noble da badosky
I gif ma handz ta Efemena, Efeomena
And gif ma pric.k ta tannyz
That's da best me can offer
Hope ya all satisfy lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
correct boi , i is satisficacion , oya go and vote
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 6:32pm On Dec 08, 2010
Boomark:

hmmm, marries man with 6 childrens and quantupulets, prostituting. tu. . .tufiakwa shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Kettle calling pot black. I comment my reserve lipsrsealed grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 8:48pm On Dec 08, 2010
Ladyrsky46:

Kettle calling pot black. I comment my reserve lipsrsealed grin

is you trying to mean that me and mr O is chicken of one feathers. angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 9:13pm On Dec 08, 2010
Ladyrsky46:

Why is you sadding for El G? We does business deal. There be no stringing attach.
Besides, you says to Bookie that he can having me because you don't the "troubleshooting type". Is you confused?
Whys complained now?
Don't be sadding though. I still liking you for expeliments cheesy
Enjoyed your singledness wink

outs of the abound of his heart his mouth spoke.
but lady, you can acceptance him back but makes sure digging of any thing stop.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by DaWizard47: 11:41pm On Dec 08, 2010
How is everyone did, Think who's bark!, Who mixed me? cool
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 1:11am On Dec 09, 2010
oooohm, i doesnt like see masculine new comers angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 1:25am On Dec 09, 2010
i know u be bad belle before na
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by DaWizard47: 3:58am On Dec 09, 2010
Boomark:

oooohm, i doesnt like see masculine new comers angry

Come was your name Bookmark or BooMark?? Who dis kid?

By the way, I have tey-ded in this crass. I even gotted me banned before. I was just arrived from long vacashion
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by donjon: 5:41am On Dec 09, 2010
U say u are bros here?
Have u waka pass d 32 schools of comedy b4?
O boy, dont talking dat tin again o!

C now! U have let us vex,
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by efizeey(m): 6:09am On Dec 09, 2010
But i am amazement that this person can be application for this job after he was travelled for longing time
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Tunexsy(m): 12:17pm On Dec 09, 2010
Dis suppose to beth skool of learneth but me sawth no good teachzer here.

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