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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 5:30pm On Dec 09, 2010
DaWizard47:

Come was your name Bookmark or BooMark?? Who dis kid?

By the way, I have tey-ded in this crass. I even gotted me banned before. I was just arrived from long vacashion

i doesn't say you shulunt come but i is like more feminine stewdent.
lisen up, every excomunication, expultion, banned or yet to be banning stud stewdent
shul comes back as a flesh man. besides, you is look like a bad boi and shul be monitoring closely
to avoids comiting imoral things with the feminine stewdent. infact if i is cash you, you will be rebanned. Period.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 12:51am On Dec 10, 2010
oweniwe:

Chei! Come and see wahala
I. D-noble, Efe and tanimz
Want tu share ma vote
Dilemma o ye dilemma
So i think ov watta do
Hmmm, ok, i knows wat ta do
I gif mine heart ta I.D-noble da badosky
I gif ma handz ta Efemena, Efeomena
And gif ma pric.k ta tannyz
That's da best me can offer
Hope ya all satisfy lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

me is no yet satisfy Mr O

you is 'spose vote me for nominations thread - u is never done it yet

c'mon me is wait - or else me is go hunger strike!!

u nor wanting your infatuator to die of hungry doing you?? tongue tongue tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Idowuogbo(f): 12:56am On Dec 10, 2010
ole u is want to balance my tally . owe if u vote her i wud castrate u
family , blud is ripper dan fruit o ,

urs forgetfulli
ur aunty macaronni
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 12:58am On Dec 10, 2010
^^ stop wasting ur time jor - fighting me is futility

Mr O don already voting me

so just addings am to my voted - 'n why u dey followed me this evening?

u is dey fear?? but I'm ma never even start wiff ya sef!! grin grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 11:30pm On Dec 10, 2010
Too mush confusion embarassed
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Idowuogbo(f): 12:51am On Dec 11, 2010
y is u perple e tu
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 12:53am On Dec 11, 2010
Idowuogbo:

y is u perple e tu
shocked
Engrish please wink
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Idowuogbo(f): 12:54am On Dec 11, 2010
i has spoken sedimentary english joor
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 3:13am On Dec 11, 2010
*blinks*
Okay!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 11:09am On Dec 11, 2010
Who were here?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by DaWizard47: 12:14am On Dec 12, 2010
Me is weaked, angry heverybody talked too mush, no otherliness
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by bright007(f): 12:42am On Dec 12, 2010
Got a more dundun joke
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by yulad(m): 12:46am On Dec 12, 2010
tis plaice are dull. I will called my menses to joins me in spicing it off.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 12:55am On Dec 12, 2010
DaWizard47:

Me is weaked, angry heverybody talked too mush, no otherliness
I agreeing.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 8:15pm On Dec 12, 2010
DaWizard47:

Me is wicked, angry heverybody talked too mush, no otherliness

i says it, this boi is need to be re banned.

@lady
sweeety lady, you is look good today, what is secret?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 8:25pm On Dec 12, 2010
Secret. You wanting to know?
Lack of talks to you. When I no talking to you, I looks and felt goods. tongue cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 8:35pm On Dec 12, 2010
why is you all no finished homeworks??

'n where is Mr has gone??

Bookmarkings, getting ready to take mr O im office jor

grin grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 8:36pm On Dec 12, 2010
i am looked for myed shitting pot - can helped me looking for it
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 8:46pm On Dec 12, 2010
stew-dents

efferyborry! quick!! holding your nose and is ranning hout of crass loom

Blacklips is dey bomb the air (again) embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 8:47pm On Dec 12, 2010
Ladyrsky46:

Secret. You wanting to know?
Lack of talks to you. When I no talking to you, I looks and felt goods. tongue cheesy

shocked shocked
but i is happy talks to you or have i does you any wrong?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 8:51pm On Dec 12, 2010
blacksta:

i am looked for myed shitting pot - can helped me looking for it

no need for run, when stud comes skool, he will returning it.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 8:58pm On Dec 12, 2010
^^ Lol!! grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 9:03pm On Dec 12, 2010
Efemena_xy:

why is you all no finished homeworks??

'n where is Mr has gone??

Bookmarkings, getting ready to take mr O im office jor

grin grin grin grin

i is Gladys for the hornor. thanks you.
but Efe, is it a wrong agains skool laws if i marriage one
of our stewdent? i is serious loves ones of them.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 11:27pm On Dec 12, 2010
Boomark:

shocked shocked
but i is happy talks to you or have i does you any wrong?
Plentying plentying wrongs. tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 8:14am On Dec 13, 2010
hmmm. when does all this plentying plentying wrongs happen.
tells me to knows what i doing wrong.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 8:55am On Dec 13, 2010
Boomark:

i is Gladys for the hornor. thanks you.
but[b] Efe, is it a wrong agains skool laws if i marriage one
of our stewdent? i is serious loves ones of them.[/b]

OOPS!! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

letting the girl finishing school first - she too young for all of this

and letting her study - her papa im providing skool hex-cellent support

So, pls no rocking the boat - the girl im serious Ajebutter

now left her alone pls. . .
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 9:41am On Dec 13, 2010
if you had says it is agains skool laws, i will resignation my appointing and goes for her.
buts is not. i will help facilitation her finsh school on time even before her crass mates and supports in any ways i can. tellings me
to lives my lovina alone is an impossible of the 1st order. and she is no too yung, i doesnt want to start commenting
on this. so change every changable to suit me or i will does it offskool.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by goldmedal(m): 10:00am On Dec 13, 2010
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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 11:13pm On Dec 13, 2010
Boomark:

hmmm. when does all this plentying plentying wrongs happen.
tells me to knows what i doing wrong.
You is done everythings wrong. Why wasn't you lefting me alone eh? cry I wanting to finish my hedicasion, but you kepts disturbing and disturbing and disturbing me. Tells me to come offis and I don't wantings to come offis and you tellings me and I no wanted to. Is it by forcing angry cry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 6:48pm On Dec 14, 2010
harro my shedren and hedren
How is thou dey smiley
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 7:59pm On Dec 14, 2010
Were i missed?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by ElementG(m): 8:10pm On Dec 14, 2010
This thread has been here sweeting since i joining nland. Ben10 u getting mouth jor

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