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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 12:57am On Jun 19, 2012
Hows it possiblity dat u people canst peak normal english, that is very innatural
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Philipsdael(m): 1:34pm On Jun 19, 2012
You persons should stoped diss...
British persons can suicidal olof us in genosidering war oh....
Where does you want olof us to runing to......hmmm
I havn't no any other nation to staying oh....
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Beync(f): 9:01pm On Jun 19, 2012
No one amongs yu has speak koret english as me
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 7:59pm On Jul 03, 2012
All engrich i spoketh z wronging?..den oyibo z wrongest the worst..but una fyndeth d man employment..na talkin evelybody talketh but solutining nefa cumd helepin the man
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 9:04pm On Jul 03, 2012
my fellow widows, on behalf of 50million Naira, I hereby donate my humble self and my family grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Beync(f): 9:46pm On Jul 03, 2012
lalaosky: All engrich i spoketh z wronging?..den oyibo z wrongest the worst..but una fyndeth d man employment..na talkin evelybody talketh but solutining nefa cumd helepin the man
did u went to skool at all? ur skool feez hav been refounded since.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Philipsdael(m): 1:10pm On Jul 04, 2012
Beync you no no facebook at all..
Good for you to go collect ur school payment....
Any delay can be a terrorist...
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 8:43pm On Jul 04, 2012
amyg: See what you are doesing to english,it are not good.simply english,you cannot spoke.even nusery school can sparking gooder than yous
I must say I'm dissapointment in u, hw can u leting down ursef lik dis manner. I thinking say u finish on Cambridge. D worsen is dat u trying 2 coret anoda person whereas u doesn't spoken wel. Let ur conscience judging u!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 8:45pm On Jul 04, 2012
fluid26: my fellow widows, on behalf of 50million Naira, I hereby donate my humble self and my family grin grin grin
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.............wat a Joking of lik dis magnitude!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Beync(f): 8:27am On Jul 07, 2012
Philipsdael: Beync you no no facebook at all..
Good for you to go collect ur school payment....
Any delay can be a terrorist...
terorizing inglish in the way u does is something to be worried abaut.
i will talk with u wen yu has learn how to spoke inglish well.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by ortopazz(m): 12:30pm On Aug 01, 2012
i av been satting here and singing my thoughts them people speaking englissshsis are baddeth at it, i will closing nairalanding again, just be warneth
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 3:46pm On Aug 02, 2012
kai, sege, all of of us no well, infact we are ilness......Laughing + crying grin tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Cabsso(m): 5:09pm On Aug 02, 2012
harvest: hmmmnnn!!! what I will told you that is collect the man back and coming to your office again.
Nawa wo! D fact is remain say asumin u guys can tookin him back i guess he wil go move d office ahead.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Cabsso(m): 5:12pm On Aug 02, 2012
tanimz:

Which kinds of grammar do you just written? Are you sure you wented to school?
Hahahahaha! Luk at wat u wrot afta spendin 6yrs in primary ordinari simple english u can not spoke.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by timilehing(m): 7:28am On Aug 03, 2012
Am hated u neighbourings & turn me sad, my friends sadness. Giv the men am is job for him inside my office. Come whenever ready for interrogationing
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 9:16pm On Aug 03, 2012
Beync: did u went to skool at all? ur skool feez hav been refounded since.
ahn ahn...didnt you read the topic thread or what?...or you didnt follow the trend right from the ist page?...its just for the fun...take a chill pill we all purposely made those grammatical errors just for the fun of it...anyways you look so familiar, have we yanshed before...lol..na joke o
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 9:21pm On Aug 03, 2012
Beync:
terorizing inglish in the way u does is something to be worried abaut.
i will talk with u wen yu has learn how to spoke inglish well.
u c ur rife...u spoketh wrong engrish wch bombing olof of us in naiarland yet u condeminin m cos i spokin engrish patience speaking not...evn professors knowing not dis vocabulally i bringeth out on nairaland!!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Beync(f): 10:45pm On Aug 03, 2012
lalaosky:
u c ur rife...u spoketh wrong engrish wch bombing olof of us in naiarland yet u condeminin m cos i spokin engrish patience speaking not...evn professors knowing not dis vocabulally i bringeth out on nairaland!!
shaking my heads in disapointing
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by ortopazz(m): 10:09am On Aug 04, 2012
I can not imagining at all whying u people always spoking grammatical bantakalinazationingz englsshes, let all of us stopping this imbra-asment, am 4 spoke?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by albacete(m): 5:56pm On Aug 12, 2012
when would you peoples learnted anythings? Was it common english that you childrens isn't knowed how to be speakering?
SMH - shooking my hairs
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Beync(f): 6:57am On Aug 13, 2012
All of yu is suposed registered on inglish extra moral lessins now that schools is on vacations, it is nacessarily for ur goods.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by timilehing(m): 9:52am On Aug 29, 2012
Efemena_xy: i is loveings dis threads

burt i needings some aid 4 ma ingrish homewack. . .

pweeese can sumbordi help?

I pwomise 2 paid in crash (£££) or krind (  kiss  kiss  kiss ) . . .heny vowluntiers??
Yes I are. Wen shall we starting?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by RexioKlasik(m): 7:57am On Aug 30, 2012
I is very angrily dispointment insyd all of us.....dint we went 2 skul?? Common Engrish languages, we cannot sparken.......we beta apointin d gudest piple hu spoken gud 2 tot us hw 2 constroctin original tokin english......i restin ma casement....
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Fem60(m): 9:51am On Aug 30, 2012
Eewo, 2 much, mak ee no kill dis our language ooo
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by aboyaji(m): 10:51pm On Aug 31, 2012
ingrish ran-wage are hard too much for me oo. I will speaking it, moreover, why shall I shy?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by IamSassy(f): 1:14pm On Sep 16, 2012
Chai! ingrish e af suffered for u pupus hand. no wonder oyinbo talk dat edukason is a disease
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by ibrandnaija: 8:28am On Jan 16, 2013
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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Wizpa(m): 10:37am On Apr 15, 2013
You pipu need wenting to skol to len inglitch
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by damoobaba: 7:36am On Apr 16, 2013
All of yous English is a terribility and it go become terribulation if,kai english will not killer me.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Visocrate(m): 9:29pm On Apr 16, 2013
I CAN NOT FIT LAUGH WITH ANGLICH BUT IN BOKO HARAM BOMB
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Arrosoft: 11:50pm On Jun 12, 2013
E gbo, one propretor talk dat i not know engrish well. Look the letter i writen to him


Good day mr chairman, men nd brethren nd everybodies. Ao is the school i have coming to join very soon, se u ar fine? if so glorifies God. Let me started wit a paragraph
Ha sorry i dnt tell u my name b4 b4, i am by my name TUKIN, i am a girls i am light in my complexion, i am a round facer like china poepls.I hearing dat u want to collect a engrish teacher nd me i know the job very well koda its my passionate, i the one dat teach funke akindele all dat fluent english she sparking in jennifer, se u av remembers. So u can call me on my number. This is my phone 08102005858. Taiks, your fatfoolly TUKIN

Dey now say i bush girl, se i bush lik dat?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by cyberthief(m): 12:47pm On Jun 13, 2013
They english you people are spoketh didnt makings sencer.I we adviser you all 2 gone back 2 zoo 4 more coachless

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