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Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by Greatguy01(m): 9:47am On Jan 11
I can't stop laughing to those memes. So hilarious!

I can relate.
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by gensteejay(m): 9:50am On Jan 11
Old thread grin
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by Emdee590(m): 9:52am On Jan 11
You made my day ... See how I just dae laugh my ass out
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by luckyikhide(m): 10:00am On Jan 11
funny those guys eh.. may God help us
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by Onnasucs1(m): 10:03am On Jan 11
My friend just got trapped in this poo called GNLD. I have warned him but he's not listening. I just dey sip kunu dey wait for the day wey e go come tell me story.
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by dsocioemmy(m): 10:12am On Jan 11
Khd95:
If u never been to this their concentration camps before this won't be funny to u grin

Removed 1k from the last 3k5 in my account to transport my self to egbeda, hoping I will land 45k/month job,

The moment I entered the compound like dis,I saw different people talking to different groups of people,they directed me to the person I have been talking to,omo see crowd
That was when I asked for their rest room,they gave me the direction,but I followed the opposite, one lady was just shouting"uncle not that way,turn back"

Tfu there,naso I take escape,


Bro you crack me up big time grin
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by Nickymezor(f): 10:21am On Jan 11
What a hilarious thread, nice one OP. Those folks can be very annoying. They once got me, thank God I became wiser after the experience... They use different names.
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by ikmore: 10:24am On Jan 11
That was a good retrospect, nice one guy! really funny but make sense.
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by Deluxever(m): 10:34am On Jan 11
grin grin ;Drollling here
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by sharpwriter(m): 10:43am On Jan 11
eaddyboy:
Nonsense people, that was how I found myself. 3 days ago listening to presentation about Neo Life International... and thinking I came purposely for Company Interview

Was so upset with myself after spending close to 3hours there!!

They texted and called me two days ago why I didn't show up for subsequent presention

in my mind - They want to be Unfortunate!
Anyways, May God help us to tackle unemployment and grant us better jobs!!


Lol....yu spent 3 hours? For Ibadan (Dugbe), me and my people spent 6 hours....come see hunger grin grin Those people are real bastards. cheesy cheesy
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by sharpwriter(m): 10:52am On Jan 11
Jerryembassy91:
This people dealt with me... All the way from Okokomaiko ,I woke up as early as 5am, made my way to Ojota, all because I got a text of a job interview scheduled to hold 9am.
I got there around 8am ...i hated myself when the job interview started....
They started asking me what kind of car and house do I want to drive and live in... Long story short.
They forced me with words to pay 10k to register and be a member of GNLD... told them I want to go outside and make withdrawal, they told me don't worry we av Pos and ATM inside the compound....... I saw far that day

Hahahahahahaha....... chai, yu enter am... yu gok am for them; yu suppose take style check acct. and tell dem no money for acct. na house ya money dey. Despite the fact they wasted our time, I don resolve ma mind npt tp drop anything at all. Dem price am from 15k to 1k, many of us no gree pay o....semms na two ppl pay that day. grin grin
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by paymentvoucher: 11:03am On Jan 11
Really? 2054208384 UBA kiss kiss
sky101:
Oboi send Me your account number Abeg, the kind laff wey me and my mum laff today, AYlive no fit deliver am.

Oya Oya oya
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by Jerryembassy91(m): 11:18am On Jan 11
Lol, Serious wahala, 15k-1k owu na bad thing... Although then I was young and novice....
sharpwriter:


Hahahahahahaha....... chai, yu enter am... yu gok am for them; yu suppose take style check acct. and tell dem no money for acct. na house ya money dey. Despite the fact they wasted our time, I don resolve ma mind npt tp drop anything at all. Dem price am from 15k to 1k, many of us no gree pay o....semms na two ppl pay that day. grin grin

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Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by Colb461: 11:26am On Jan 11
almost broke my ribs because of laugh.nice write up
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by Modarun(m): 11:41am On Jan 11
Bravo!!! You are gem. never laughed this much in ages.
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by panpan(m): 12:54pm On Jan 11
GNLD itself is not bad. What is wrong is the deceit that network marketers use to get downlines. If they want to encourage other people to become network marketers, they should let people know that they are going to be introduced to network marketing or GNLD before the "interview".

It is quite disheartening to advertise a regular job and ask the applicant to travel from Ibadan to Lagos for an interview, when the so-called interview is a lecture about GNLD.

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Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by Chanchit: 1:51pm On Jan 11
Bigcake:

Lol, maybe madness is in your blood shaa.
And frustration runs in your blood line.
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by Bigcake: 3:10pm On Jan 11
Chanchit:


And frustration runs in your blood line.

You lied, You are mad already but you dont know about it. It's a very rare medical condition.

The last case was recorded in 1972 in Adamawa State.
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by Chanchit: 4:56pm On Jan 11
Bigcake:


You lied, You are mad already but you dont know about it. It's a very rare medical condition.

The last case was recorded in 1972 in Adamawa State.


To start with, I see no reason to join issues with you, because what I said initially does not warrant you quoting me, but then, frustrated people like you find wonder why people laugh. It runs in your family. You should all go and seek help.
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by Bigcake: 6:04pm On Jan 11
Chanchit:



To start with, I see no reason to join issues with you, because what I said initially does not warrant you quoting me, but then, frustrated people like you find wonder why people laugh. It runs in your family. You should all go and seek help.


Talking about family, family differs, your mother who is a retired but not tired prrostitute should be in a better position to understand different family circles. This is largely because of the vast numbers of dicck she had rode in her infamous career. A short lecture with her wouldnt be a bad idea.
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by idom101: 9:38pm On Jan 11
this is one is excessly funny
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by Chanchit: 11:02am On Jan 12
Bigcake:



Talking about family, family differs, your mother who is a retired but not tired prrostitute should be in a better position to understand different family circles. This is largely because of the vast numbers of dicck she had rode in her infamous career. A short lecture with her wouldnt be a bad idea.

You need a psychologist. I didn't ask you for your mother's history.
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 4:43pm On Jan 12
eaddyboy:
Nonsense people, that was how I found myself. 3 days ago listening to presentation about Neo Life International... and thinking I came purposely for Company Interview

Was so upset with myself after spending close to 3hours there!!

They texted and called me two days ago why I didn't show up for subsequent presention

in my mind - They want to be Unfortunate!
Anyways, May God help us to tackle unemployment and grant us better jobs!!



lol. Fell for that same scam. Which branch were you invited to?
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by eaddyboy(m): 7:26pm On Jan 12
UyaiIncomparabl:



lol. Fell for that same scam. Which branch were you invited to?

Calabar branch oo
can you imagine these people angry
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by Bigcake: 7:34pm On Jan 12
Chanchit:


You need a psychologist. I didn't ask you for your mother's history.

Your Mother's pant is still hanging in my room. Could you please come and get it so I can enjoy some fresh air?

Son of a smellling pusssy.
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by Chanchit: 6:06am On Jan 13
Bigcake:


Your Mother's pant is still hanging in my room. Could you please come and get it so I can enjoy some fresh air?

Son of a smellling pusssy.


So you also commit incenst with your mother? Continue. And for the records, I never asked you for the condition of her pvssy, that is your problem.
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by Bigcake: 9:44am On Jan 13
Chanchit:



The truth is, I also commit incest with my mother? should I Continue. And for the records, her pusssy smells like dead rat... I swear with my dead father's balls that I will always fucck my mother's old rugged smelly pusssy till I die inside there. . .

This your madness is purely hereditary.
Your mother must be a dutiful hoe.
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by Chanchit: 3:06pm On Jan 13
Bigcake:


This your madness is purely hereditary.
Your mother must be a dutiful hoe.


Eeyah! This your family issue is not what I wish for even an enemy. Anyway, still make sure you go see a psychologist, then go for deliverance. Take your mother along.

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