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Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by patwhizkid(f): 11:24am On Nov 16, 2010
Mr cork (m), bro are you married?
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by MrCork26: 11:39am On Nov 16, 2010
no, not yet, tooo many heart breaks and i no longer trust women, Nigerian women angry
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by MissyB3(f): 1:36pm On Nov 16, 2010
Try me!
I gots nyansh and I'm yellow. Plus I never take offiense and you can truss me, always.  grin
Do we give it a whirl, Daddy Cork? wink

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Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by patwhizkid(f): 2:50pm On Nov 16, 2010
No way, missy! Just leave cork alone.


Mr cork (m), bro i gots nyash, boobsii and extra thighs (bonus). I'm light skinned too. pliss, can i loff u?
cheers!!!
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by MissyB3(f): 2:55pm On Nov 16, 2010
Babez, I ain't playing o. . . .Leave ma Cork for me. grin

Daddy Cork, I gots moiney and can spek ingriish. I'm also in love with you. See? wink
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by mykali(m): 2:57pm On Nov 16, 2010
Awwww. . .see how ladys are fighting over Corky sad *sobs*

I'm goina changes my name to Cork #2 (no oofeinse) tongue
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by patwhizkid(f): 3:01pm On Nov 16, 2010
Missy, just back off, ok? Afterall yu are dark skinned, can't cook & cleen (no offiense).
But as we all know, Daddy cork loves light skinned women with big nyansh, boobsii & extra thighs (bonus).
So, u see? Just take my advice. . .leave cork alone!
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by MissyB3(f): 3:10pm On Nov 16, 2010
mykali:

Awwww. . .see how ladys are fighting over Corky sad *sobs*

I'm goina changes my name to Cork #2 (no oofeinse) tongue
If it nor be the real Mr. Cork, any other Cork is counterfeit until I pronounce it otherwise.

You may want to submit your 'Cork' monicker for benediction, though. tongue

patwhizkid:

Missy, just back off, ok? Afterall yu are dark skinned, can't cook & cleen (no offiense).
But as we all know, Daddy cork loves light skinned women with big nyansh, boobsii & extra thighs (bonus).
So, u see? Just take my advice. . .leave cork alone!
I'm yellow and, can cook and cleen.
I'm also not igbo and i realize this is not Enugu where i can post igbo news but, nairaland.
Need I remind you that I'm not black but white.
Tell me why Daddy Cork wouldn't loff me. cheesy
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by patwhizkid(f): 3:31pm On Nov 16, 2010
I know mr cork won't loff u , truss me! I gots moineys, nyansh and everything daddy cork needs, so?
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by MissyB3(f): 3:58pm On Nov 16, 2010
Apparently, you don't know my father. You don't even know I'm sitting with Paprah and the Queen as I type. grin
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by patwhizkid(f): 4:08pm On Nov 16, 2010
Mr cork and i are right here with papra and the queen, we're are millionaires. truss me, we are happy birds. Yu are a single black Nigeria woman without moineys (no offiense). U aint gots skills in bed. Can u handle a 17inches cork?
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by mykali(m): 7:28pm On Nov 16, 2010
Missy ★ B:

If it nor be the real Mr. Cork, any other Cork is counterfeit until I pronounce it otherwise.

You may want to submit your 'Cork' monicker for benediction, though. tongue

Of cois . . .Of cois, i will be submitting my 'Cork' (moineyker) to you soons.

I haves a better inches of cork than Mr Cork do.(no oofeinse) Mine is 21inches, verry long and durables. Unlike Mr Corks and his loveness for only Yellow and White ladys, i likes Blue and Black Ladys too. I also having plenty Moineys more than Mr Cork (noo offeince) tongue

I wishes my applications can be granted. . .Cheers!!! wink
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by MissyB3(f): 11:39pm On Nov 16, 2010
mykali:

Of cois . . .Of cois, i will be submitting my 'Cork' (moineyker) to you soons.

I haves a better inches of cork than Mr Cork do.(no oofeinse) Mine is 21inches, verry long and durables. Unlike Mr Corks and his loveness for only Yellow and White ladys, i likes Blue and Black Ladys too. I also having plenty Moineys more than Mr Cork (noo offeince) tongue

I wishes my applications can be granted. . .Cheers!!! wink
Gbam! Confirmed!! I'm marrying you right away.
You like ladies that gots nyansh? 'Cos I do. grin

Real husbands: 1 - Daddy Cork
2- Mykali Cork


It's your loss Chamo, snthesis and the others. grin grin
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by patwhizkid(f): 4:41am On Nov 17, 2010
Aiite missy, stick to mykali cork and leave my daddy cork alone!
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by mykali(m): 7:26am On Nov 17, 2010
@MissyB

Yesss, i love womens who have big nyashs verrry much. I am glads that you accepted my applicationss. Truss me, I wounn't disssapoints you. . .cheers!!! wink

@Patwizkid

Daddy cork is a past tense now.(no ofeinse) Mykali cork is the new 21 inches cork in town. grin
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by patwhizkid(f): 7:30am On Nov 17, 2010
Errh. . .has mykali cork gots moineys and 32inches horse power? If he does, truss me, i'll loffs him.
cheers!!!
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by mykali(m): 3:09pm On Nov 17, 2010
patwhizkid:

Errh. . .has mykali cork gots moineys and 32inches horse power? If he does, truss me, i'll loffs him.
cheers!!!

It seems you are underates me. I have verry plenty moineys to splash on plenty womens. Truss me, i woun't disssapoints youu. I loff you verry mush becois you have verry big nyash. And i have 32inches power horse tooo. (can you handles that??) wink
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by kokoye(m): 3:20pm On Nov 17, 2010
this thread has been officially derailed . . . but i'm lovin it  cheesy

Cork is trying to analyse women and now theyre fighting over him  grin
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by sleekch1c(f): 6:13pm On Nov 17, 2010
;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by MissyB3(f): 1:11am On Nov 18, 2010
patwhizkid:

Errh. . .has mykali cork gots moineys and 32inches horse power? If he does, truss me, i'll loffs him.
cheers!!!
Eh ehn eh!!
Woman, look elsewhere! angry
Mykali Cork, Daddy Cork and the entire Cork series are all mine.
I can allow you have the MOBO44s and the 190 series . . . [s]Even though I hear they are peter files[/s]. cheesy
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by patwhizkid(f): 7:11am On Nov 18, 2010
190s & Mobos? Those peter files?! Nah, all i want is my daddy cork who is not a peter file and mykali cork who's got 32inches horse power.
Yu can have those arm-robbery-looking peter files to yurself.
Cheers!!!
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by AnnMarie1(f): 12:00pm On Nov 18, 2010
crazy grin

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